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00:00You step out the room for sure and now I have a challenge every time he says the word and I'll give him $100
00:08I'm back. What do you think? I talked to the viewers about you said Jake smells really bad
00:12And I didn't want to tell him to his face
00:13No
00:15Welcome back to another life hack video. This is the first life hack. It is a tank versus whoa a sledgehammer
00:20I was so quick that was very quick. This is what happens when you're bad on Christmas
00:24What Santa Claus just sledgehammers you yeah, he goes to your house that he breaks your toys
00:28I don't think that's factual. I think your parents just hate you
00:34That's a good one that's the music I listen to when I break my toys
00:38He's cutting up some straws. So the Turtles don't you know plastic, you know still hurting the earth team sees they gotta eat something
00:45What if Turtles like plastic? What if we never considered? Yeah, right. What if it's tasty?
00:49What if there's also a disclaimer right here? Oh, whoa. Oh, oh, that's little art. That's cool. What's it for? It's for
00:57Decorating your home with plastic art. Mm-hmm. Don't don't throw don't throw away your plastic instead make art out of it. Mm-hmm
01:05Uh-huh. Oh god, what what and more you see that gorilla liked it. Mm-hmm. What is happening?
01:13Just me me and the viewers. We're just we're just having some fun. I want to see that alien orchestra
01:17I don't care about the alien next this mister is handcuffed. He's gonna run over his hands life hack. Haha. Whoa. Oh, that's come on
01:24That's not true. I'm really fine with this. Yeah, this has audio. What about the audio? It's nice. I like the audio. Mm-hmm
01:30Uh-huh. Oh god, what nothing? I
01:35Mean, it's bad
01:37Mm-hmm. Okay, it's in the middle. Maybe I'll figure this out. I know I don't know what's happening
01:43Wow, he ran over some handcuffs. Good job
01:45But you should have used the car to get out of the handcuffs that would have been more impressive than an editing trick zero out
01:51I mean, I know the guy's hands aren't that attractive. I wouldn't go that far
01:54You see look at my hands to see these hands. Look how bad my thumb is. Look at that
01:57That's gross and I'm gross. So that just makes sense. Okay, what else is gross? I don't like blue cheese
02:02All right. Anyways, I have to say things are gross. Okay close
02:06Surprisingly very close. Okay. I need you to step out of the room
02:10Okay, he hasn't caught on yet. I'm gonna try to make him think the word is gross when in actuality it's this
02:15I don't even want to say it cuz he might hear me. We're doing good so far. Oh, this is just satisfying
02:19They're just shaven shaven sand. Oh my god, that's so I love it. No, isn't that so nice?
02:24Yeah, it did. It looks like bread speaking of bread Jake. Yeah
02:29Yes, bread is gross
02:32Okay
02:33Pumpernickel bread is legit. Would you like to get this bread? I would I would love to get some bread
02:37I will I want to put cheese in it make grilled cheese out of this bread
02:40Interesting shaving the sand women shave legs. Is that gross? Yes be natural ladies. I like a nice hairy lady
02:49Is that a watermelon or is that sand? I'll taste it either way. Why cuz I like discovering new things
02:55I mean, there are other things to discover besides sand in your mouth. Don't talk to me with your logic
03:00I know I get it. All right, you get you and all your buddies and you dip them
03:04Yes with some metal guitar riffs in there metal guitar with metals metal on metal
03:10Whoa?
03:12Okay, that was actually kind of cool. What is that sorcery? Yo that dudes rip?
03:16He got ripped for the life hack I'm gonna be on camera
03:20No way
03:23I call hacks. Here's what's happening. He has it on his hands and then he's messing around with it and putting it in reverse watch
03:35Editors played the other way around let me know you've been busted
03:39I
03:51Kind of want that I think main channel me once imagine a video on the main channel
03:56Well, we get an Iron Man suit and I can actually like beam things
04:01How'd that make you feel gross and
04:05unsatisfied
04:07and disgusting
04:09Okay, cool. That was gross, right?
04:11That was distasteful. That was gross. That was that was you're just throwing out words now. I'm trying I don't know
04:17It only makes sense if it's in a sentence just put it in a sentence and it's fine
04:22Interesting words you just sit there. This is bra
04:26This board weighs nine pounds and is being shot 92
04:29Why am I so bad at reading this board weighs nine pounds being shot at 22 miles per an hour, okay
04:34That's so cool
04:36Looks like a spiderweb
04:38This is a
04:41Plate of glass which often used for windows in your home
04:44Yeah, I wish you could shoot pizza into my mouth just like that
04:49Tempered glass treated with 1,100 heating process makes it four times as strong not strong enough
04:56Woods one leakness is polyurethane tip for a lot tap you ever want to stop wood. There you go. Oh, no
05:03It's polyethylene
05:06Uh-huh, and it's gross that it's that it's there
05:12It doesn't get it I don't I am NOT on the same page at all
05:16This looks like a hydraulic press type machine and is that a cabbage?
05:24Nothing nothing beats cabbage man. All he did an avatar was have his cabbage run
05:28He had a simple life a life full of cabbage, but he deserved better
05:32Did I'm just straight up he kind of did when I have like nine friends over and I want to make sure they all get
05:37A cube of cabbage. This is what I do. That was kind of a normie joke
05:41I'm having nine friends. I'm gonna need you to take a timeout take a timeout. All right. Bye again, everybody
05:46I'm to normie. Oh, you don't have to leave the room. I just meant like not beside me
05:51I don't want to you know, the normie to rub off. I'll do life hacks from over here. Thank you. Is that an apple?
05:57I don't know. I can't see it. I thought it was a head of lettuce. What's the difference between lettuce and cabbage?
06:05Someone comment what the difference between lettuce and cabbages. Thank you. I got though
06:10That's how you can come back. No, but you can I love you. I don't want to be too mean
06:15How was that? I learned a lot about myself. I'm a gross disgusting human being who needs to smell better
06:22And needs to take showers more often
06:25Oh
06:26So Thor's hammer, which is three point seven five meters, which triggers a hundred and five thousand jolts
06:32Oh, is that a football helmet or it's a motorcycle helmet?
06:36If you're driving your motorcycle stay away from Thor
06:39I'm just gonna be honest. I wouldn't trust that with my life. Yeah, dude, like oh your skulls gone if what?
06:47Was there a coconut in there is the coconut? Okay, that's what I want to know. Yeah, but
06:51Sort of survive no, no, it's a cave den the coconuts
06:55Okay, if you have a head like a coconut, you should be fine. I don't know slow-mo the swish. I
07:04Don't know if I would trust this with my my head it's a lot of anime up here
07:08I got to protect if we break Jimmy's head a bunch of anime falls out. Yo
07:12Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's go. I
07:16Love these I did these forever when I was younger and they haven't fallen off too
07:20That means they're really good at this. Oh
07:23Wow, it's like that's the music. This is actually pretty cool. If you've ever played Line Rider, you know that this is really hard
07:31The guy in the bottom keeps coming up. Oh, oh my goodness. He hasn't fallen off yet. This must have taken so long
07:38This is more impressive than the classical music that's playing. I prefer lines
07:42That was dope that was fantastic I really enjoyed that 10 out of 10
07:46Cuz that was majestic. That was beautiful. That was that was that was amazing
07:51It's gonna look at more line writer stuff. I need to download Java. All right
07:57I don't even like coffee
07:58How normal was that? Yeah. Yeah. Yep. You can do the next one. All right, Jimmy's gone everybody
08:04I was so bad at this that he left
08:06camera stick
08:08He's screwing a hole
08:10He's screwing a hole
08:13He's screwing a hole and he's putting syringe stuff in it. It's not a life hack without syringes
08:17He's putting glue in there. So far. There's glue and bottle caps and syringes. Oh, that's gross
08:23I don't like the way that the the nubby thing and the drill was being like that. That was weird
08:27I found a guitarist. This is Chris's. I think it is Chris's actually
08:33Serenade me just like that like it's a baby
08:40I think I'm cool
08:42Cuz I have a guitar
08:47All they did was glue a syringe to the camera. How mad would Chris be if I smashed his guitar?
08:51Maybe if you bought him a more expensive one, he'd be fine. Yeah, it sounds expensive
08:55We're already over budget for this video. You know, what? What? Oh
08:59God, oh god. Okay. Oh god. I feel like I'm either winning or losing money and I don't know what's happening
09:06Okay, he's gluing trash together just things he had in his pocket, what is he doing and
09:13And what is he putting in that other slot pencils? Oh, no. What do you don't bring CDs into this?
09:19Do you ever take your CDs to GameStop and they like not give you much money?
09:26I'll take whole consoles to GameStop and not get enough money
09:30Mm-hmm. Interesting. What is that? What is he so hopeless? What is this reindeer candy? I'm very hopeless. You don't have to tell me
09:36It's a hopeless not helpless. Okay, that's a little nicer
09:40I'm hopeless and helpless. I have no hope. All right, you know what? I'm pausing this slingshotting cup thing
09:45Yeah, taking my headphones off. You want me to tell you what we've been doing this whole time?
09:48Let me and the audience have been up to I don't know if you notice but I was saying and really loudly
09:53Yeah, this video every time you said the word and and too late now
09:57Oh, it was and every time you said the word and during the video. I'm giving you $100
10:02Oh god, I don't know how many times I said that word. I don't either we need to do a tally. Oh god
10:06Okay, cool. The numbers right here. That's how much you made Jimmy. Thanks. That's awesome. That's I wish I used
10:12smaller words more and