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00:00You
00:30You
01:00Oh
01:11My god, where are we?
01:15Soon be home now. Mr. Meldrew
01:17We were a while getting out of the airport. I'm afraid and coming through London. I took a bit of a wrong turning and
01:24We got caught up in a Nazi rally in Deptford
01:27Was only by telling them you were a skinhead we got out alive
01:34You could write a book, couldn't you?
01:36What can I smell in here? Is it a dog?
01:40That'll be Trixie's sack that she sits on there shouldn't be any fleas on it now I had to do last just a month
01:48Talking of dogs, you know old mr. Burkitt died the other week
01:53I don't know if I mentioned his wife's looking for a home for that little cocker spangle
01:58They had she was wondering if perhaps you might think so mrs. War boys. Thank you
02:04How's the travel sickness now, by the way, I haven't heard you wretch since Basildon
02:10I
02:13Remember on my flight to Los Angeles
02:15the man next to me
02:17Everything he'd happened in the enchiladas and the refried beans
02:23Those sick bags and never water tight
02:27But stop the car
02:29When we pull over no, please
02:41Still nice to get a little break for a change recharge your batteries
02:47Yes
02:49Don't think we'll be booking any more long weekends to Hamburg in a hurry
02:52What if Victor wandering into that brothel to post a German sausage to his brother?
03:00Yes, when's he having it looked at tomorrow morning he's next appointment
03:06Looks as if they'll have to operate which is another thing. That's worrying him silly
03:19All-out now, mr. Metro
03:23Can you not talk about it, please just drive
03:49I
03:57Tell everyone I'm afraid times getting on let's have a look at how we're all doing
04:19Because Chris had it done a few years ago
04:22Nowadays, mr. Meldrum a hernia repairs one of the simplest operations there is
04:28The only worries is if they have to take one of your testicles away at the same
04:35Is that a fact
04:37Which is quite common apparently
04:39But then you can always have an artificial one put in
04:44When I was in Los Angeles, there was a clinic in Beverly Hills advertising them in the supermarkets
04:51$65 each plus tax or three four hundred and fifty
04:59Yes
05:03Three
05:05Anyway, I better love you and leave you
05:07You want to get settled in I?
05:10Expect you'll both be ready for an early night
05:14We'll be fine. No, Jean if you want to get along I
05:17See you tomorrow
05:29I thought you were going to empty this before we left
05:36I'll just lug this upstairs on my own
05:43You know, I can't risk it Margaret it will be asking for trouble now wouldn't it
06:13Oh
06:39It was decent of her to pick us up
06:41I'm not denying but one more minute of her bloody Los Angeles holiday
06:46So wonderful. Why didn't she stay there?
06:50There's a man living in our shed
06:54Just walked in here as many as you could please and filled up a bottle of iron squash
07:11I
07:19Suppose unless you want to tell him
07:24I got a garden fork in the ribs if he turns nasty. I suppose not
07:30Right a
07:32a
07:39Garden fork in the ribs just tell him to leave
07:44Leave
07:57Four two nine one. Oh
08:00Hello
08:02Yes, safe and sound more or less. How are you getting on? Oh still lurching from one crisis to the next
08:10We've got lunch tomorrow with Patrick's new boss, which is a bit hair-raising. We don't even know if she's gonna keep him on yet
08:18Been with a firm five minutes
08:21No at her place up Ravens Hill, which makes it even more of an ordeal. I know
08:29Anyway, I just wanted to check we're still on for Thursday night
08:41Well any time you like about 730 and eat a date
08:47Listen, I thought we'd move to a Meldrum free zone
08:53Look forward to it. Yes. See you then
09:06I'm taking him some biscuits
09:11Says he hasn't eaten for three days since they toughed him out of his cardboard box under the railway bridge
09:16What am I supposed to do to a bloke's good? No fair
09:21Be dark soon. I said he could stay there at least until the morning
09:25Stay there to them
09:28He's not having my posters
09:31And first thing tomorrow he's out and make sure he understands or I'm calling the police
09:40I
10:10I
10:36Leave it alone
10:40Like a lump of puff pastry you'll make it work
10:45Maybe I should cancel the appointment
10:48What does she want to go and tell me that for anyway something else I've got to worry about now
10:52What are you on about? It's engaged. I mean, we don't know do we what these surgeons are playing at when they take your bits off
11:00Might just want them for conquer practice
11:03No way of telling
11:05Don't forget you're gonna take the car in for its MOT on the way back. You've got everything to take
11:10filled your bottle up nice and full I
11:13Have got enough of my specimens up there now to irrigate the Gobi Desert
11:20Qualified my own sign the gate before long to Victor Maldrow's urine bank
11:26Second in size only to the stains reservoir. Oh
11:32I do not be
11:35I
11:37Do that. Have you seen this?
11:39These applications to apply for an American Express card we get every couple of months. They've only sent us three this time
11:46look
11:47Victor Maldrew
11:48Margaret Maldrew and the man in the shed
11:58I'm not me. It's here in black and white. Look the man in the shed
12:05I've been there for three days. It's getting bloody junk mail
12:10I mean, how do they get hold of these things simply beggars believe?
12:15If the poor bloke hasn't got enough on his plate. Oh, yes, if it was up to you
12:19He would stay there as long as he liked. I don't suppose he chose to live in the streets Margaret
12:25In there clipping his toenails with our secateurs when I looked
12:30You get people like that an inch and they'll take a mile
12:33Well, I'm getting it sorted out today once and for all and you're going to be late if you don't hurry up
12:38So skedaddle, and I'll see you later. All right. See you then. Bye
12:43Goodness sake she starts fondling your bottom again. Just grin and bear it
12:47You know what I mean? Can I just turn the other cheek?
12:55There'll be plenty of time to file for sexual harassment once she's renewed your contract
13:00Yes, well, I'll bear that in mind as I'm discussing corporate restructuring with a tongue up my nose
13:18Oh
13:22Morning mr. And mrs. Trench to see vanilla fortune. All right, this is it
13:36I'm mrs. Blanchard the housekeeper. How do you do? I think we may be a bit out. Oh, sorry
13:40I've just been doing the roses my hands are all thorns
13:42Uh
13:46If you want to come around the back she's in the summer house
13:50Oh
14:09Patrick thanks for coming and Pippa. How are you? I'll be two seconds
14:14We'll eat at 1.30 mrs. Blanchard if that's all right and if you could see to some more logs for the fire for tonight
14:21When you have a moment
14:23Lovely summer house. Isn't it a dream?
14:26They only finished building it two weeks ago. Now. I practically live in here
14:31Now what I thought we'd do
14:32Pippa if you could do me the most enormous favor take uncle Louie out for a breath of fresh air
14:38Patrick and I can get all our boring business over and then we'll go to the house and we'll have a good time
14:42Patrick and I can get all our boring business over and then we'll have lunch
14:46How does that sound?
14:47Do you mind?
14:49No
14:50That's absolutely fine
14:55If you'd like to park yourself down here
15:12I
15:19Brought those figures along. Yes. Yes
15:25Give us 20 minutes to be comfortable
15:42Um
16:13Hello, how are we doing?
16:24One more breakdown of projected revenue to go but uh, I hope that can wait after lunch
16:30So
16:40Just on its way by the look of things bless her
16:43She's such a tower of strength
16:46Not afraid to get stuck in
16:48Of course, she has let the garden go a bit lately, but that'll be fine
16:52Now i've arranged for this new chap to come in part time. Give her a hand with the weeding and watering. What have you?
16:58I can't quite remember when he's supposed to be joining us
17:01Mrs. Blanchard, what day did we say? Mr. Meldrew was starting was it thursday or friday?
17:18So that's it then i've just been sexually molested on a bed of tomatoes for nothing
17:23I
17:25Can only assume that the pentagon must have used him as some sort of prototype for the patriot missile
17:35You'll be doing a bit of gardening for her that's all
17:39Is that going to be a problem?
17:41Carly living on the same planet as victor meldrew is a problem
17:45playing chess with death
17:47No, my fate has been sealed. All we can do now is to sit back and wait
17:52Wait
18:23So
18:40Uh-huh, I don't think we have actually
18:44Oh, that'll be my husband just back so
18:47Unbelievable a jungle telegraph around here the things people try and hoist on you
19:00Afternoon, mr. Meldrew
19:03What happened they put you on a waiting list? Yes
19:05It's just a race against time now to see whether I got a bed in the national health service before cockroaches take over the earth
19:11And I had to leave the car in which you believe seven jobs at least going on at this time
19:16Oh, you're joking
19:21As if I could have pumpkin in my underpants having a
19:25Like that old morning
19:28I see you got shot of him in the end. Oh someone called mrs. Blanchard rang about that gardening job
19:36I said you'd be over there tomorrow about 12. God willing
19:39God willing
19:41Now then mr. Meldrew. I brought something along for you that I thought might come in handy
19:46It's been knocking about in my shoe polish tin, but you can always have it dry cleaned
19:52Oh, thank you the very thing another second-hand truss
19:58Hello, victor. Meldrew surgical support recycling center here
20:02Just to let you know we accept all forms of unwanted medical appliance
20:06cast-off corsets elasticated stockings false arms
20:10There's no one in just stick them through the letterbox. We can't get enough of them
20:14Thank you very much
20:18This is going to cost a fortune
20:22The other thing mr. Meldrew, um, I was over at mrs. Burkitt's again first thing no, thank you mrs
20:27War boys. She's still trying to find a home for that cocker spaniel. No, thank you. Mrs. War boys
20:33I'd forgotten how sweet it looks. No, thank you. Mrs. War boys
20:37I did say i'd ask again just in case you changed your mind. I have not changed my mind
20:43It would just be one more thing to worry about on top of everything else
20:46Will you try and get it into your head, please? I do not want
20:51a dog
21:09Morning mr. Meldrew
21:14I see your fat pack is nearly off then
21:20I beg your pardon squirrels again, I expect
21:24What the hell is this in a dove? Oh, yeah. Yes just to get a bit of sun on my sweet williams
21:29They don't seem to thrive in the shade
21:32You expecting a new arrival then
21:35Yeah, yes tomorrow morning. She's supposed to be bringing it round. Very nice, too. Yeah
21:40Yes, I thought I'd come out and euc a few dandelions before I pop into town
21:43Get one or two things for mother, right?
21:47How is she
21:49Not making a lot of sense at the moment. I'm afraid uh, she's got it into her head
21:53She's being kidnapped by aliens every night and taken to the planet neptune
21:57aliens
21:58Oh dear
22:00Yes, it says they come down about two o'clock every morning in this great big spacecraft and just whisk her off
22:06She said three of them are just large blobs of jelly with a kind of pulsating nucleus inside
22:11And the other two look like gloria hanniford, so it's uh
22:14Still the main thing is how much it's perked her up put a real glow on her face. Isn't it funny?
22:19Plus we could all do with a trip up there. What do you reckon?
22:22Yes be an idea
22:24Anyway, while we're out here
22:26I've put a few bits and bobs together for you. I think it's all pretty much the kind of stuff you're looking for
22:32Thanks very much. I'm sure that'd be
22:34What do you mean?
22:35Sorry, what do you mean?
22:37The kind of stuff i'm looking for
22:40The advert in the parish newsletter, yeah, it was mother who spotted it first funnily enough
22:45Anyway, uh, I better get down to boots before the midday rush starts on the incontinence counter. See you around I expect
22:53Yes, I expect you will
23:02What the hell's he giving me here my goodness sakes
23:10So
23:25What in the name of saturday
23:40Victor has he gone stark reading mad next door
23:48Victor
23:49Have you been speaking to mrs. Natwick from the women's bright hour?
23:53Mrs. Who?
23:54She rang here yesterday to see if we had any fundraising ideas for the church restoration
23:59It was just before you got back from the hospital
24:03I was speaking to her and I put the phone down
24:06I'm sure I did
24:09Or did she think I was coming back to say some
24:13Oh god, what is it? What's happened?
24:20Attention ladies put those unwanted courses and elasticated stockings to use now at victor meldrew's surgical support
24:3319 riverbank
24:35False arms legs and other body parts also welcome if no reply post them through letterbox
24:47Do you mean that when I picked up that phone there was someone on the other 5 000 homes that would have gone
25:00What have you done
25:05So
25:35So
25:37So
25:40So
26:03Mr. Sweeney's mother's being kidnapped every night by aliens from the planet neptune
26:10Must be good for a few air miles
26:16What's that supposed to mean sorry I dare say
26:21You don't know do we what goes on you hear such stories suppose we can't be totally alone in the universe wouldn't make sense
26:29Yes, it's hard to imagine a race of super intelligent beings hurting across the solar system every night you get a batty old woman
26:36out of bed
26:39Mind you
26:40You can hardly blame her for wanting to escape from everything down here
26:45Said whoever they were they put a real glow in her face
26:49You can come up with one in mind when they're finished
26:52But the way things have been going the last few days, I don't suppose there's much chance of that
26:57night then
27:08So
27:32You're off shortly
27:34I'll take a few bits and pieces with me show some initiative. It might lead to something more permanent
27:40I wonder where she is. She did say 10 30 got yapping. I expected forgotten
27:48When did you buy all this she's bringing a carcass spaniel not 101 dalmatians
27:55It's only two weeks supply I thought we'd better stock up
28:05Morning morning
28:06I'm, sorry. I'm a bit late. I got chatting with mrs
28:09Burkett about this show i'd seen at vantageous theater on hollywood boulevard and lost all track of time
28:16Good morning, mr. Mildred you well
28:19I just set him down here. Yeah, right. Oh, hang on
28:22I think I left the back door open just in case he makes a boat for it. There we are
28:30Where would you like me to put it
28:34So
28:47Tell me this is just a joke. Sorry, mr. Mildred. What the bloody hell is this?
28:57It's mr. Burkett's dog nippy nippy
29:01Nippy
29:03Doesn't look very nippy from where i'm standing
29:08You never said it was stuffed
29:13No, you did not are you sure
29:17I think i'd have remembered
29:20Why would you want a dead dog that hadn't been stuffed
29:26Would look awful
29:28I don't want a dead dog
29:31By the name of all that's hollywood. I want a dead dog
29:34So I can throw it across the room on elastic and shout here boy
29:40I've just spent 130 times building a kennel out there
29:46Why didn't you tell me it was dead
29:49I thought everyone knew about nippy
29:53He was mr
29:54Burkett's pride and joy and when he died he couldn't bear to part with him. So he had him mounted
29:59Everyone in the street knew that well, I didn't
30:04Well, i'm sorry i'm not psychic am I don't bring me into the discussion
30:16So that's it then how am I supposed to take him for walks nail him to a skateboard
30:24I never heard of anything. So i'll actually be stripped. I can't oh god
30:29Mr. Sweeney, what is it? It's mother. She's gone gone. Where in the middle of the night just vanished
30:35And something else that's weird
30:37Oh, I don't know what?
30:38on the front lawn
30:40these strange
30:41scorch marks
30:59So
31:16Oh
31:17god
31:19What a nightmare
31:22There's no sign of her in the streets or anywhere around here. We must have walked miles
31:27And then when we got to the police station, there was only one desk sergeant on duty
31:32He had to wait three hours to see someone
31:35and the traffic coming back
31:38Poor man's out of his mind with worry as you can imagine
31:41And we're going to be late for patrick and pippers and i'll just have to go with I am
31:45Yes, I was just about to leave without you
31:50Another collection of oddities
31:53Can you believe someone posted a glass eye through the door earlier on you never know what's going to come next
32:01You had a good day then doing that woman's garden bit of good fresh country air margaret. I feel ready for anything
32:08Oh, I look a wreck
32:10You've never looked lovelier
32:16Now
32:19They mustn't keep them waiting i'll get the wine
32:22Yes
32:24Oh god, look, it's 7 30. I thought we said we'd be there
32:31Where are my other shoes?
32:35Talk about your whole life flashing before you I suppose it was too much to hope I was in the last of this place
32:42Oh
32:46Did you try and make the effort just for one evening
32:50There's a negative about them all the time. It's getting right on my
33:03Well, go on ring the bell
33:06Oh
33:10Who the bloody hell's that
33:22Margaret we're not too early. I hope
33:30Oh god, how did we get this wrong?
33:34For goodness sake go in there and talk to them. I will in just a tick when i've got this open everything's under control
33:50Well nice to see they've made the effort
33:54As always
33:56Imagine salvador dali feeling at home in this house
34:00That stuffed dog with a truss over its head in the downstairs toilet, I don't think you'd find particularly restful
34:13Now what do you suppose i'd find if I opened this ring box
34:24Not even warm
34:30That's it
34:30It's all a bit topsy-turvy. I'm afraid tonight margaret's been out for most of the day with mr
34:36Sweeney from next door whose mother's gone missing. I'm afraid. Oh dear poor soul
34:41Says i'm in a bit of a rush, but not to worry
34:44We'll just have a nice wee drink now and catch up and things. Oh, no, incidentally. Thanks very much for the other day
34:50Recommending me for that gardening job
34:53It's worked out rather well
34:54Actually, I was over today making a start in things and she's asked me if I can pop back tomorrow and maybe have a go
35:10I couldn't help it. It just slipped out
35:14When she rang up last week to confirm that lunch, we got chatting and she said could I recommend someone suitable?
35:21Someone who was retired maybe who could do with a little part-time job
35:26And you suggested victor meldrew
35:29You heard what he said. It's all working out really well
35:34For goodness sake stop worrying
35:36Nothing's going to happen
35:50So
35:54Victor
35:59Victor
36:12Victor victor
36:20So
36:34Victor
36:36Where the hell have you been to
36:40It's 20 past three
36:43Can't quite remember where I have been
36:46I've been here and there couldn't get to sleep for some reason. I just kept lying there wide awake. So I thought I'd go for a walk
36:54Beautiful night out there margaret. I've never seen the stars so bright
37:02Being a little bit drowsy now though
37:04I suppose I ought to get a couple of hours in
37:07Another long day ahead of me
37:10I want to be at my best
37:16So
37:26Well, you don't have to make a special effort gene, but if you
37:31Right. No. No, that's fine. I look forward to it. Bye
37:37I wouldn't hurry back tonight if I were you she's bringing her hollywood slides over at lunchtime all 360 of them
37:44Yeah, that's a shame i'd like to have seen those
37:50Look at that
37:52Amazing the suction power of this snail. I bet if I took my hand away
38:08Please just go if you're going sorry about that
38:14Bye there. Bye
38:27Mind your feet
38:28glass everywhere
38:30How are you today?
38:32Still no news presumably. Yeah, that's just it. She's back. I came down this morning
38:36There she was sitting at the kitchen table sipping a cup of tea large's life
38:39What
38:41Did she say where she'd been jupiter?
38:44Well to be accurate one of its 12 moons ganymede said she liked it up there so much she decided to stay on for a day
38:50I mean, it's part of the condition. They just go wandering off and I suppose we'll never know where she really did get to
38:55But the main thing is she's back
38:59You all right this morning. Oh
39:02I don't know what to think about
39:04anything anymore, mr. Sweeney
39:07All this business with your mother and now
39:11Victor's been acting in a very odd way. How do you mean odd? I don't know how to describe it
39:19Cheerful oh crikey
39:21I don't know. He seems to have more
39:24Life more energy and and something you said about a glow to his face
39:29I
39:31just
39:32keep thinking about
39:34That film where all the old people got younger when
39:40I know i'm just being balmy but
39:44Last night there was this light outside the window
39:50And those scorch marks on your grass
39:54Something very strange is happening. I just wish I could get to the bottom of it
40:04So
40:06Sorry
40:07Really?
40:07Sorry about the time there was a flock of sheep crossing the road just you coming to the village up there by the band
40:12That took forever to get no problem
40:14Let's try harder next time. Okay
40:17All right
40:18Everyone else is here andre and tom just got in from new york who I really want you to meet
40:23We can throw a few things around make sure we're all pulling in the same direction
40:31Patrick
40:34Yes, sorry lots of ground to cover come on
40:44Now that was an interesting day
40:46You never imagine you'll get to see all these people in the flesh
40:50Oh by coincidence. It was a film of his on tv the night before
40:54Oh
40:59Now this one
41:01Oh, yes. Yes. This one was in new york where we stuffed over for a couple of days on our way back
41:09Who can that be under
41:11Oh
41:20Mrs. Meldrum detective inspector roy millichope cid. Could I um come in for a moment?
41:33It's victor, isn't it what's happened to him? I know something like that mrs. Meldrum. There's nothing for you to worry about I
41:40Understand a couple of days ago you found a man living in your shed
41:48What are you looking for
41:51I'll gather he passed himself off to your husband as some sort of vagrant with nowhere else to live
41:58Well, that wasn't quite the whole story
42:00I'm afraid he was on the run mrs. Meldrum
42:03Just over a week ago. We thought we had him cornered around the back of beachfield shopping center
42:06But he managed to slip the net somehow
42:09Couldn't find him for love nor money reason being he'd gone to ground in here
42:13No sign of the house owners for a few days in the nice little ideal till things blew over now
42:18The constable that escorted him off the premises didn't realize put him in the cell to call off
42:23Of course as soon as we recognized him it all made sense
42:26This must be the place he stashed the merchandise hoping he could come back and get it later merchandise
42:31What sort of merchandise?
42:34Something valuable. Well, it's certainly not what you call cheap
42:38We're talking a street value of a hundred thousand pounds apiece
43:00Hi
43:03How's it all going up there at the big pow wow
43:06Oh, yes
43:07I've just got that lunch on and set the table if you need a hand with anything down here for the next hour
43:11Well, I was just about to feed the rest of those roses. I didn't get around to yesterday
43:15Why don't I do that you get on with the other right? Okay, okay
43:20That's you bless you
43:32And you certainly took these with him when he went yes, I don't think this woman's exactly well stocked up with her own stuff
43:40What is it?
43:43So when he was all bright eyed and couldn't get to sleep
43:48Oh god
43:51Inspector I think you better get over there now. I've got a horrible feeling that's where you'll find what you're looking for
44:02I
44:15Left the radio broke now by that time anything could have happened. Come on
44:20I'll run you up there. Are you sure it shouldn't take more than 15 minutes if we hurry
44:32So
44:47Four two nine one. Yes, sorry who
44:53Oh, no, one of your men was just here he searched right through the shed and couldn't
44:58Find
45:02You're not serious
45:04Escaped when
45:08Well, I mean he just came to the door said he was a detective inspector with the cid and could he come
45:17Well, I mean without that beard and hair and everything he looked like a different man
45:23A friend of mine has just given him a lift in her car. So what are you telling me?
45:32When you say dangerous how dangerous exactly
45:37I mean, I don't know if you've ever been to los angeles. It's such a city
45:43Someone said the americans and british are divided by a common language. I think that's so true
45:49On our first week there we booked into this lovely little motel in santa monica and they gave us a room on the first floor
45:56Well, of course we lugged all our suitcases and belongings up a flight of steps for nothing
46:02Because in america the first floor is the ground floor and our first floor they call the second floor
46:10and then
46:11I met this gentleman one day in jc pennies. Oh, that's one of their big department stores who said he was a vet from vietnam
46:19So, of course I started telling him all about my dog. Trixie is to step out the car and get out
46:26now
46:49So
46:56Someone should tell you you're really tedious
47:19Foreign
47:35Hey, mr. Tambourine man
47:38Is
47:45Hey, mr. Tambourine man play a song for me in the jingle jangle morning i'll come following you
47:56Are you okay?
47:57Absolutely, my dear
48:00Have you ever driven one of those before never in my life
48:04Oh
48:07Obviously in the process of reintegration and streamlining there will be some casualties
48:12But for today, I thought we'd just interact for a few hours
48:16See if we're all at the same speed and that way make sure no one's on board who shouldn't be on board
48:22Delegation is at the very core of good management and that means right down the line
48:29The staff I select for my team will be those who demonstrate
48:54Exploit the strengths of others
48:58Identify potential problem areas
49:29Foreign
49:35Summer house, please not my new summer house
49:58So
50:17It's all right, I think I got the hang of it now
50:21I
50:25I'm sorry. I didn't actually see who did it. It was horace who found her
50:30I think it must have been the scent of her dog on the sack because
50:34I'm afraid he got rather carried away
50:51So
51:00How are we getting on today did we find something nice to draw
51:20So
51:44Maybe I should have them both off and be done with it
51:48It must have stopped me from dropping one every time I got a new job
51:52I don't know. It's christmas presents are starting to smell which year
51:571993 what do you suppose it is?
51:59I shudder to think
52:03Might throw that one out in the morning
52:06How does your head feel now
52:09Like two men pulling a piece of barbed wire backwards and forwards through my ears
52:16I hope people work in advertising. I'll never know
52:20It's a steel plated nostrils
52:27It's been a funny old couple of days all at all funny
52:35When you came back like that last night I almost thought
52:40Oh, well, I don't know what I thought
52:43Doesn't take much to get your imagination going and then afterwards when it's all been explained you feel such an idiot
52:50All that to do about his front lawn
52:53I told you it was this stuff. He was putting on his dandelions probably forgot to dilute it
52:59Oh, and I bumped into mrs. Ellsbury opposite again this afternoon
53:02Said those new security floodlights have been fixed now
53:05It's a loose connection or something kept making them flicker like that
53:09What's the trouble with those things, you know every time a cat or a dog walks across just sets them up
53:15Still with crime the way it is
53:24I wonder where she really did get to next door all that time yesterday
53:33Awful to think she'll never be able to tell us
53:36Do you think we'll get like that one day yes, and the sooner the better
53:42What's the point of being sane when the entire world's completely mad?
53:48Well, you don't know anything about can't worry you. How can you put the light? How please is hurting my eyes? Oh, sorry
53:57That better
53:59You sleep well tonight put it all behind you and tomorrow will be another day
54:03Sweet dreams
54:23Oh