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00:31Hey, buddy. Any birthday requests?
00:35An egg? Followers? And maybe some nice comments on our show?
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02:38Ching Chou! Where the hell is he?
02:41He's on a mission. Our reputation's on the line. Someone challenged us. He aims to stop them.
02:47Oh? Who?
02:52Just some nobody. Ching Chou said he'll return upon completing the mission.
02:58Think you can steal my spot and get away with it?
03:01Since the beginning of mainstream cultivation, cultivators have become more enamored with the physical arts.
03:07Sir, you're in great shape for a senior. Do you think physical art has played a big role?
03:13Oh yes, of course it has. You can even ascend to golden pill phase if you train hard enough.
03:20Those kids need this. Our gym was reconstructed after the demon invasion.
03:26Those kids need this. Our gym was reconstructed after the demon invasion.
03:31Their physical art is behind schedule. We can't afford to—
03:35Oh!
03:36They need this, huh?
03:37Need is a strong word, Sukong. Our students lack discipline. They need practicality.
03:43Oh? Then enlighten me.
03:46I believe that wars in the future will be fought by using number art.
03:50Therefore, the key is to make them proficient in writing and reciting equations, not sword dancing.
03:56Physical art is important, too.
03:58Pong, I know you're an elite teacher, but that doesn't give you the right to cut my class.
04:03Now quit wasting my time! I've got work to do!
04:06Back! Back! Back! Back!
04:15Excuse me, you need a physical arts teacher, yes?
04:18Uh...
04:20You are...
04:22Oh, you must be the Sword Saint. Sorry about that.
04:25The Sword Saint? From the Infinite Sword Faction, correct?
04:29That is correct, indeed.
04:32So powerful!
04:37Perhaps my demonstration, a mere 10% of my spiritual capabilities, would qualify me to apply for the physical art position?
04:46Yes, of course, sir. Overqualified, in fact. But can I ask why here?
04:53Well, actually, to be quite honest, I am currently in the market for an heir.
04:58This is a well-known school. Perfect place to find one.
05:02Then why don't you come with me? Let me show you around, please.
05:08Listen, if you want to fill a position, you've got to prove yourself to more than just me.
05:13I don't know that I follow, young man.
05:17It's not up to me. And Paan is as shrewd as they come.
05:20Paan? She's golden pill-faced. I hardly think she's qualified to stop me from teaching anything.
05:26No matter who you are, you can't stop me from running my school the way I want to.
05:34You guys see our new physical art teacher? I've been studying him for days.
05:39Come on, you mean the tiny old guy? No way. I doubt he can teach much of anything.
05:45Don't underestimate him. What if the guy's a hidden master? I don't much care who teaches it. I'll take it.
05:52That's the sword saint. What's he doing here?
05:55Who knows? Swordmasters can only attract swordmasters. So, maybe he needs an heir?
06:02That's fine. These students, I'm no better than them.
06:05I'm no better than them.
06:22In case you didn't see, we will begin today's lesson with a pop quiz.
06:27The new physical art teacher is getting acquainted with the school grounds and it will be some time before he starts.
06:33Oh, I know. It's a crying shame.
06:39Hey, master. What's this?
06:42Just your basic positioning array.
06:45Oh, now I see. Is that the guy who's coming to kill Sun Wong?
06:53Thanks for using Maps of Heaven and Earth. On route to Faction 60. Electric Eye ahead.
07:03An electric eye? Really?
07:08Dethroning me wasn't enough, huh?
07:13So, we're out here and she's in there.
07:22I get the feeling we're never going to take a physical art class this semester.
07:26Yeah, it sucks. I was hoping to see your thunder fists.
07:30Huh? Really?
07:32You know, I was just trying to make you feel better.
07:37Waste your time, shall you?
07:41The physical art is strong in each of you. I can feel it. So, you're class elite for a reason, eh?
07:48Hello, Mr. Yi.
07:51Goodbye, Mr. Yi.
07:54Wait, everyone, please come back.
07:57Why? Are we having class?
07:59I'm afraid Pond doesn't trust me. I'm doing the best I can.
08:03Together, we may be able to convince her to let me start.
08:07What do you mean?
08:30I told you he might be a hidden master!
08:33That's high-level stuff! Using the energy around him to fly? That's art of levitation!
08:38He's right. Full mark for Guo Hao. In my class, this is one of the many lessons you're going to learn.
08:44In my class, this is mandatory. So, you must learn this skill to graduate.
08:49But it's too late for us. We graduate soon.
08:53The essence of the art of levitation is the ability to be one with your spiritual force.
08:57To know when to hold and release, you must control the flow.
09:02Control the flow? Like King Yu?
09:05Hey, I think I get it now!
09:07You're quite the clever one, well done. A worthy student indeed, Sun Long.
09:12Hey, help me out, please! I don't get it.
09:17Don't worry, it's fine. Because I know what we all need to do.
09:23Now approaching the Sunland Toll Station.
09:25Dang, girl, you're not easy to find. But when I figure out where you are,
09:30I swear that I'm going to spend the next 49 days teaching you the real meaning of the word torture!
09:41Hey, Miss Pan, I know we're supposed to study alone, but we really miss you.
09:47You all miss me?
09:49Of course we do. Chief Chen is keeping order, but we're all worried about you.
09:55He's waiting for you to take the quiz. Isn't that right, Wang Ling?
09:59She's right.
10:02I didn't expect this level of enthusiasm from you.
10:07Okay, I hear you loud and clear. I'll be there, for I must fan the flames of learning.
10:20Ma'am, my fellow students and I felt that this morning's quiz was too easy.
10:25So, we want more.
10:28More quizzes?
10:30Yes, unanimously. You know Class Elite is always striving to better ourselves.
10:35Consider this a formal invitation. The students can't wait. Right, dude?
10:40He's right.
10:52Hey, Miss Pan!
10:54We're gonna need your help again!
10:56You remember the vitality pills? We're reviewing that lesson.
11:00From years ago? We've moved on. Surely you're all exhausted.
11:06One reviews the past to understand the present. She taught us that, right, Wang Ling? It's true.
11:12Yep, he's right.
11:14Okay, I'll be right there.
11:28What's going on with Pan?
11:30What's going on with Pan?
11:43Maybe she's just running late?
11:45There's no way. She's the only one here with perfect attendance.
11:52Hey, what's going on?
11:54I'm sorry, Miss Pan.
11:55Perfect attendance?
11:59Hey, Wang Ling, I don't see a camera, do you?
12:12Hey, we're all waiting for class to start.
12:18I know. I was just about to open the door.
12:22You need a break. Why don't I fill in for you today?
12:25Absolutely not!
12:29Just one day, please. Zoukong is perfectly capable of teaching so many classes. I can't do it. Don't make me!
12:44Miss Pan, are you in there? You don't have to be so quiet.
12:48I know you're in here.
12:52Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.
12:57I've made my decision. It's done. Physical art class is back on.
13:03Like today?
13:05No. The class will start soon, though. With your new teacher.
13:11Finally! Physical art is back, guys!
13:15It wasn't easy.
13:17Today marks our first official encounter as students and teacher.
13:24In the coming days and weeks, you will learn a variety of physical arts.
13:30But today, I'm going to teach you something new.
13:34In the coming days and weeks, you will learn a variety of physical arts.
13:39But today, I would like to see what you're all capable of.
13:46Mr. Yi, what does this test show you?
13:49Oh, a big deal. When throwing a ball, I see core strength and one's flexibility.
13:55Pay attention, Mr. Chin.
13:57Show me what you've got. The mark of excellence at foundation phase is 80 meters.
14:14Mr. Chin cleared 100 meters.
14:17Eh.
14:19Only 100.
14:21Next student, Mr. Wong.
14:27Maybe he won't destroy it this time?
14:30I just hope we get the ball back.
14:36It's light.
14:38So, what now?
14:40We can only see strong red gravity.
14:44Let's try increasing its weight a million times.
14:48I'll just make it normal after I'm done. I won't go far. Not now.
14:54Maybe.
14:56Let's go.
15:05I finally made it.
15:07You have an incoming call.
15:09How's the mission?
15:11Don't worry about me, Hu. We're dealing with the foundation phase faction here.
15:16Watch your back. This is where the shadow faction met their end.
15:20The shadow faction was stuck in the past. They hardly compare to Four Emblems.
15:27It's certainly not this student.
15:30Wong Ling, 50 meters. You failed.
15:34See? The ball came back.
15:37Yeah, it did. But, uh, it went around the world first.
15:57The shadow faction was stuck in the past. They hardly even compare to Four Emblems.
16:22So, what happened was...
16:24So, what happened was...
16:32Your sword saintness?
16:34Kong, you can relax. Please.
16:39Were you able to find yourself an heir like you had hoped to?
16:43Sadly, no. Wong Ling failed his first physical test today. Much to learn.
16:50So, what will you do now?
16:52I'll simply wait.
16:54What?
16:55I heard that a bad apple from the Four Emblems faction intended to harm your school in the near future.
17:01But I've been waiting for quite some time. I wonder where the young fool could be.
17:07So, what? Are you staying on to teach?
17:10No, of course. I will continue to test them.
17:13We start tomorrow with a rousing game of shuttlecock.
17:24SHUTTLECOCK
17:55There's a mountain without a cloud
17:58There's a river without a stream
18:01There are so many legends
18:03Only in this small pond
18:06There's a leaf in my hand
18:08There's a wind in my hair
18:11The sky is so vast
18:13Last night, I saw the clouds floating
18:16No matter who laughs, who can't see
18:21The shadow of the mountain is so clear
18:27The city is like the wind in the night
18:30I dare to be the most mediocre
18:32There are thousands of flowers in front of me
18:35Why do I have to be a hero?
18:37The devil is in the crowd
18:39The school is at the end
18:41Let go of your freedom
18:43The road is so long
18:45The world is so big
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