• 4 months ago
Starring Tony Leung Ka Fai, Tong Dawei, Fan Bingbing, Jin Yanling

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
00:00You
00:30I
00:32Don't know
00:34I
00:55Love my heart you see Lama
00:58I
01:28I
01:58I
02:28I
02:58I
03:28I
03:58Love on, huh
04:08Well, I thought I didn't see the whole of the top and was it I
04:28I
04:58I
05:28Don't know
05:58Uh-huh
06:28Thank you, Mr. Zhou.
06:29Come again next time.
06:30Five.
06:31Five?
06:32Only five?
06:33How many did you bring?
06:34Four.
06:35Four?
06:36I made eight today.
06:37Why did you make so few?
06:38Pick one.
06:39Quick.
06:40Quick.
06:41Pick one.
06:42Pick one.
06:43Pick one.
06:44Pick one.
06:45Pick one.
06:46Pick one.
06:47Pick one.
06:48Pick one.
06:49Pick one.
06:50Pick one.
06:51Pick one.
06:52Pick one.
06:53Pick one.
06:54Pick one.
06:55Pick one.
06:56Pick one.
06:57Pick one.
06:58Pick one.
06:59I want a house.
07:00You have been dreaming all day.
07:01hey.
07:02Help me take that book.
07:03Give me.
07:04You can take four.
07:05I live at home.
07:06I live at home.
07:07Silly.
07:08Far away from you.
07:09Just the two of us opposite theshine car car.
07:12Just the one that looks in the face.
07:15He asked me to go to his place tonight.
07:24I'm going to her place.
07:26Oh.
07:30Why do I feel like I'm the fourth wheel?
07:34Get up.
07:35You're so annoying.
07:38Tell me, tell me.
07:40Then let's go buy a female model.
07:42Where are we going to buy it?
07:43Many places.
07:44Everywhere is cheap.
07:46Then where are we going to buy it?
07:47How would I know?
07:54I don't know.
08:02Young man.
08:09Take it and save it.
08:18Oh, it fell.
08:19I'll eat it.
08:22Don't come to Jincheng early in the future.
08:25If the boss knows I'm married, it's over.
08:27You're so big.
08:28It's okay.
08:30Every time I sit at the door and look at you.
08:41What's the first sentence?
08:49Humming.
09:05No more.
09:07Why did you come in?
09:09Take a bath.
09:12Wait a minute, I'll go out first.
09:13I'll go out first.
09:14What?
09:15I'm hungry.
09:17I just washed it.
09:18Don't make trouble.
09:19Don't make trouble.
09:21My clothes are all wet.
09:22I haven't washed it yet.
09:23Don't make trouble.
09:24I'll go out first.
09:49I'm hungry.
09:50I'm hungry.
10:18What?
10:39What?
10:41What are you laughing at?
10:44You know, it's not easy to find a guest like this.
10:45It's too early.
10:47Where did he touch you?
10:49Be smart.
10:51If he touches your chest,
10:53reach your hand over to him.
10:55Then talk to him.
10:57Don't make trouble here.
10:59It's not that simple.
11:01What did the guest do to Xiaomei?
11:05What can the guest do to her?
11:07She did it to her.
11:09Look, look.
11:11She used this knife
11:13to cut half of her chest.
11:15She deserved it.
11:17Stop talking nonsense.
11:19Let Xiaomei apologize to the guest.
11:21Tell him she's too young to understand.
11:23You're the one who should be talking.
11:25Do you know what they said?
11:27If we don't fire Xiaomei,
11:29they will come to save her.
11:31Come to my room to get the money later.
11:33Mr. Li.
11:35Don't go.
11:37I know Liu Wenrong.
11:39You must be up to something.
11:41Xiaomei didn't do it on purpose.
11:43Stop talking. Get back to work.
12:05Beijing is so big.
12:07Beijing is so big.
12:09It's like a little me.
12:11A little me.
12:13A little me.
12:15I want to.
12:17I want to.
12:19I want to.
12:21I want to hug you.
12:23I want to.
12:25Xiaomei.
12:29I'm a fool.
12:31I'm a fool.
12:33I'm a fool.
12:35I've been with you for days.
12:37I've been with you for days.
12:49What's wrong?
12:51Are you okay?
12:53I'm fine.
13:07I'm sorry.
13:09I'm sorry.
13:37I'm sorry.
13:47That's settled.
13:49You can get more money.
13:51You can get more money.
14:05Let's go.
14:07Someone's coming.
14:13I hate you.
14:15Don't.
14:17I hate you.
14:19I hate you.
14:21I hate you.
14:45Who are you?
14:47What are you doing?
14:49Boss.
14:55What are you doing?
14:59What are you looking at?
15:01What are you looking at?
15:03I'm going to break your window.
15:05I'm going to break your window.
15:13What are you doing?
15:17What are you doing?
15:31Get out.
15:39What are you doing?
15:41What are you doing?
15:43What are you doing?
15:45What did you do to my wife?
15:47What did you do to my wife?
15:51I will kill you.
15:57Go home.
15:59Don't come in.
16:01Don't come in.
16:15Oh
16:45I told you to wait.
16:46Go.
16:47Buckwheat!
16:48I told you to wait!
16:50Come back here!
16:52Leave me alone.
16:53Go.
16:54You're just a guinea pig.
16:56Go.
16:57Buckwheat, Buckwheat, Buckwheat.
17:03Go.
17:04Buckwheat.
17:05Go.
17:07Buckwheat.
17:09Buckwheat.
17:10Buckwheat.
17:15Come here.
17:16Come here.
17:22Come on.
17:46Come on.
17:58Don't you remember going out?
18:01Don't you remember going out?
18:07I remember going out.
18:45Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
19:12yeah, yeah,
19:32yeah,
19:37Boss, your wife is here to try our ointment.
20:01Don't you know Boss Lin?
20:03Did she do anything bad today?
20:05Where's the license plate?
20:07Her license plate?
20:08It's the whole country's license plate.
20:09That's what you said.
20:12Take care, Boss.
20:36What's wrong, Boss?
20:38What's going on?
20:40Who did this?
20:42Who?
20:43Let's go, Boss.
20:44Let's go, let's go.
21:05I have a lot of things to do.
21:29Yes.
21:31Okay, okay, okay.
21:37The bag is gone.
21:43This one?
21:45Yes, this one.
21:47My boyfriend bought it for me.
21:55Hello.
21:56Yes.
21:59What's wrong?
22:01I know who Liu Pingguo is.
22:05Who did this to your wife?
22:06Who did this?
22:08Who?
22:11What?
22:12Twenty thousand?
22:13Twenty thousand?
22:14There's so much money in the bank,
22:15and you're not going to take it?
22:17What spiritual loss?
22:19Go to hell, I'm telling you.
22:21Be careful, I'll break your legs.
22:23Do you dare?
22:24Go!
22:27Hey!
22:35Didn't you say it was two hundred?
22:40Am I that kind of person?
22:43I'll make you happy next time.
22:50Hello.
22:56Hello.
23:02Mr. Lin.
23:05Hey.
23:08You didn't tell me you were getting married.
23:11Mr. Lin, I want to talk to you.
23:14This is money.
23:15Your arrangement is pretty good.
23:17It's not like that.
23:18Mr. Lin, I want to talk to you.
23:19Go upstairs and talk.
23:22Two thousand.
23:24This is where it ends.
23:25Do you understand?
23:28I'm not here to ask for money.
23:29I don't know he's here to ask you for money.
23:33I don't care if you want money or not.
23:37Anyway, starting tonight,
23:39I want you to clean up in front of me.
23:42I don't want to see any of you again.
23:46Mr. Lin, are you trying to fire me?
23:50What else can I do?
23:51What do you want me to do?
23:53I want you to be the manager of the lobby, okay?
23:56Actually,
23:58the two of us
24:00can only be considered a ploy.
24:03Mr. Lin.
24:04How can this be considered a ploy?
24:06I'm...
24:07You took the initiative.
24:10And then
24:11Didn't you feel good?
24:21Get out of the car.
24:22I'm going home.
24:24Mr. Lin.
24:29You can't blame me for this.
24:32Really.
24:33If you really want to fire me,
24:35I don't have any other way.
24:37I'll sue you for rape.
24:39Why are you suing me?
24:43Just because you left something on my dress.
24:48You think I'm Clinton?
24:52Anyway, Ankun doesn't know about this.
24:56I'm not going to talk to you.
25:00Okay, Mr. Lin.
25:04Okay?
25:21Okay.
25:27Does this hurt?
25:28This doesn't hurt.
25:30Let me tell you.
25:31In fact, doing love is the best way to lose weight.
25:34People like us
25:35have no love to do.
25:36We can only lie here and play with fire.
25:39That's you.
25:43What's wrong with you?
25:45You're the one who's wrong.
25:47It's wrong not to have children.
25:49I don't want it.
25:52Someone's looking for you.
25:54A man or a woman?
25:55A man.
26:05Where's my cigarette?
26:07I have half a lie.
26:08You raised me.
26:20Let me tell you how I feel.
26:23I'm not surprised that the bastard did this.
26:26It's not the first time.
26:28Men don't spend, even dogs don't eat.
26:33But you came to me for money.
26:35You're not smart.
26:37Let me tell you why.
26:39I have a grudge against him.
26:40It's also against us.
26:42I'm not going to do this.
26:44Emotionally, you and I are victims.
26:47On the other hand,
26:49you came to me for money to punish my husband.
26:51It's all against me.
26:53Do you understand, young man?
26:55If you don't give me the money, I'll tell the police.
26:59My husband is your wife, isn't he?
27:01He forced me to do it.
27:03He forced you to do it.
27:04You think you're wronged, don't you?
27:05I'm not wronged.
27:06I think I've been strongly stimulated.
27:08Okay, okay.
27:09You've been strongly stimulated.
27:11But
27:13as long as he doesn't admit it,
27:15as long as he doesn't admit it,
27:16you won't get your 20,000 yuan, right?
27:18No, it's easy for him to admit it.
27:21It's still wrong.
27:24Even if he admits it,
27:26he can give you money.
27:28He doesn't care about money,
27:30but he only cares about face.
27:32If he gives you money, he'll lose it all.
27:35So, handsome,
27:37if you want money,
27:39it's over.
27:42And
27:44you can't sue him.
27:46You can't sue him.
27:48Do you have any evidence?
27:50Can you explain it in that kind of situation?
27:53It's obvious.
27:58Unless you love your sister very much.
28:02If you don't do it purely for money,
28:06you can make up for the loss in spirit
28:11in another way.
28:15What way?
28:20My husband gave you a green hat.
28:22You should give him a green hat, too.
28:31Bastard.
28:34Bastard.
28:36What are you doing?
28:44What are you doing?
29:15Don't miss me.
29:19Don't leave me.
29:41What are you doing?
29:42Mm?
29:43Mm.
30:12You want to see a movie?
30:14Yeah.
30:16You like to watch movies?
30:18Yeah.
30:18Want to go see a movie?
30:20Yeah.
30:21Oh yeah, I would love to but I'm too busy right now.
30:24Yeah.
30:25I usually join you guys at 8 in the morning,
30:29maybe on Tuesdays and Wednesdays.
30:31Oh, that's nice.
30:32I would love it.
30:33That's awesome.
30:34Bye-bye.
30:35Bye-bye.
30:36Bye-bye.
30:37Bye-bye.
30:38We'll see you guys at 8.
30:39Bye-bye.
30:40Bye.
30:40Bye.
30:41You're so silly.
30:43Let's take a photo.
30:46Is it clear?
30:47Yes.
30:49Come on.
30:50Do you have a camera?
30:52Don't be afraid.
30:53Don't be afraid.
30:54Kun.
30:55Sit down.
30:56Okay, come in.
30:58Okay, get ready.
30:59Three, two, one.
31:11There's someone outside.
31:20What?
31:21How can there be someone?
31:27No.
31:32There's someone outside.
31:39Who's there?
31:44There's someone.
32:02There's someone.
32:06Who's your wife?
32:11What are you talking about?
32:14I can see it clearly from your butt.
32:19Did that fool come to you?
32:25Don't listen to him.
32:28What are you talking about?
32:30I'm done with you.
33:00I'm done with you.
33:10I'm done with you.
33:20I'm done with you.
33:35I'm done with you.
33:58I'm done with you.
34:04Yeah, it was water
34:07Well, I'm not here. Oh, yeah, honey
34:11Which is what I am you just you're gonna do
34:19Thank you, man, yeah, I'm fine
34:27You can be it's all my
34:29I don't think it's you. What's the point of staying? You dare to go to my leg. I'm not stupid. I'm going to do it tomorrow
34:40It's my belly, not your belly
34:52You don't do it. God gave him a chance
34:59I
35:08Need to touch that man did you touch it? I don't think
35:15You just a shower nobody oh
35:29I
35:33Was like anything my old video show sir, can you show me?
35:36You mow to my bell didn't you?
35:38I'm not afraid you won't let me up
35:40I just don't want you to come up
35:42I really have something to tell you
35:44You sick? Is it serious?
35:46Liu Pingguang is pregnant
35:48Then congratulations
35:50Congratulations to you
35:52Your wife is pregnant
35:54What does it have to do with me
35:56I'm not going to tell you
35:59No, you see, let's count
36:01You and Liu Pingguang
36:03That's September 20th
36:05Today is October 23rd
36:07The date is right
36:09What's right
36:11I'll tell you
36:13You don't want to get a penny from me
36:15I'm telling you the truth
36:17You said you did that
36:19You can't deny it now
36:21He's pregnant
36:23You go
36:25I really came to tell you the truth
36:28I'll call the security
36:30You turn your face
36:32I'll tell you
36:34You go
36:58You go
37:20Why did you let me pick you up?
37:22Where's your car?
37:24I'm pregnant
37:28Liu Ping, I'm pregnant
37:44Anyway, you have to accept it
37:46I've decided
37:48My life principle is
37:50There is a thing
37:52There is a 70% possibility
37:54This thing is worth doing
37:58We are husband and wife
38:00I promise it won't change
38:02That kid
38:04It's our adoption
38:06I know
38:08What you decided
38:10I can't change
38:12It's been 16 years
38:14Everything is like this
38:16I can only promise
38:18I won't change
38:20I won't change
38:22I won't change
38:24I won't change
38:27I can only promise
38:33We have to sign an agreement
38:35During this process
38:37If anything happens to hurt me
38:39For example, you have a relationship with Liu Pingguo
38:43Or anything that's not in my favor
38:45All your property is in my name
38:49Huang Mei
38:51When I was thinking about this
38:53I took us both as a wave
38:56We are on opposite sides
39:00But I can't be a sheep
39:02You can kill me
39:06Fine
39:10If anything happens
39:12Half of your property
39:14I can't wait for you
39:16To have a relationship
39:18Stop
39:22What?
39:25Huang Mei
39:29Huang Mei
39:43Hey
39:47Hey
39:49Come up and talk
39:51Come up
39:55What's your blood type?
39:57Type A
40:01I'm type B
40:03What about Liu Pingguo?
40:05Type O
40:09Let me put it this way
40:11If the child is born
40:13Type B
40:15That's my child
40:17I'll give you 100,000 yuan
40:19If it's type A
40:21I'll give you 100,000 yuan
40:24If it's type A
40:26There's no loss
40:28And there's a biological son
40:30What if it's type O
40:32Then we'll do a paternity test
40:34What do you think?
40:36No
40:38Why not?
40:40Tell me
40:42I don't think it's that simple
40:44It was because you didn't admit
40:46That you were my wife
40:48So you didn't pay my 2,000,000 yuan
40:50That's one thing
40:53That's another thing
40:55That's two things
40:57Your logic is wrong
40:59Anyway, if you agree
41:01With my childbirth agreement
41:03That's one thing
41:05That's 100,000 yuan
41:07How can it be one thing?
41:09Didn't you admit you were my wife
41:11Before you didn't pay me?
41:13This is not a cause-and-effect relationship
41:15It is a cause-and-effect relationship
41:17Tell me first
41:19Are you my wife or not?
41:21The key to the problem
41:23Since you want this child
41:25It's like admitting you're my wife
41:27So you have to pay me
41:29100,000 yuan first
41:31No, pay me 200,000 yuan first
41:33It's a mental loss
41:35This is one thing
41:37Now Liu Pingguo is pregnant
41:39You want the baby in his belly
41:41So you have to pay me 100,000 yuan
41:43This is another thing
41:45Look, 200,000 yuan
41:47200,000 yuan
41:49It's not 100,000 yuan
41:51It's 120,000 yuan
41:53It's not about money
41:55It's not about money
41:57What is it?
42:13No
42:15No
42:17No
42:19No
42:47No
43:17No
43:19No
43:21No
43:23No
43:25No
43:27No
43:29No
43:31No
43:33No
43:35No
43:37No
43:39No
43:41No
43:43No
43:45No
43:47No
43:49No
43:51No
43:53No
43:55No
43:57No
43:59No
44:01No
44:03No
44:05No
44:07No
44:09No
44:11No
44:13What are you looking at?
44:44Did I do it?
44:49I did.
44:50Of course I did.
44:53Are you out of your mind?
44:55No, I'm not.
44:57Are you blind?
44:59Believe it or not.
45:13I don't want to eat.
45:40What are you doing?
45:43I'm not eating.
45:45I'm not eating.
45:48I'm sorry.
45:50I'm sorry.
45:53I'm sorry.
46:03Have some more.
46:04Hey, Hong Ming, switch places with An Kun.
46:10Okay, An Kun, just like we discussed the other day.
46:14If you lose your mental state, you'll get 20,000.
46:20If you lose your mental state, you'll get 100,000.
46:22If you don't win, you'll get 20,000.
46:25Okay, that's right.
46:28This is ¥100,000 and the compensation is ¥20,000.
46:32Okay, this is ¥100,000.
46:35Why don't you come over to my place to get your make-up done?
46:37It's better for your skin.
46:40Thank you. No need.
46:42Okay.
46:43I'll stamp it first.
46:51Here, stamp it.
46:58Here, stamp it.
47:01Okay, one stamp for each of you.
47:06Let's have a good cooperation.
47:09From today on,
47:11Liu Pingguo is our main protection.
47:14You have to treat him well.
47:16Otherwise, you won't get a single cent.
47:19Here, pay first.
47:23Count this ¥20,000.
47:29Let's drink to this.
47:31After we drink, all of our grudges will be cleared.
47:34We'll be good friends.
47:58¥20,000
48:28¥20,000
48:55¥20,000
49:07¥20,000
49:16That's right, put on a smile.
49:18That's right, put on a smile when you work.
49:35Work hard, work hard, work hard.
49:42Don't say anything.
49:44I...
49:46I really...
49:48Continue, continue.
49:50Work hard, work hard.
49:51Smile, smile.
49:54Come, don't look, smile.
49:57Come with me.
50:00Come with me, that's right.
50:16¥20,000
50:29That's enough, that's enough.
50:30Come, let's take a look.
50:33Hurry, hurry, hurry.
50:34Help me get a chair.
50:35I'm freezing. Hurry.
50:38¥20,000
50:43Who is it?
50:46Wait a minute.
50:48Wait a minute, wait a minute.
50:54Who is it?
50:55It's me.
50:56It's really hard to find you here.
50:58How did you know I live here?
51:02Where's Apple?
51:03Showering?
51:04Apple?
51:06Who's here?
51:08Who's here?
51:13Why are you here?
51:14Did you two just take a shower together?
51:17How can that be?
51:18Why can't that be?
51:22What if you can't stand it?
51:25We're a couple.
51:26We didn't steal anyone.
51:28If your life is too ordinary,
51:30it will affect others.
51:32Anyway, I'll say it in advance.
51:35Before Apple gives birth,
51:37you two better not sleep in the same bed.
51:41Also, look.
51:43The sanitary conditions here are so bad.
51:45You have to clean often.
51:47The windows have to be wide open to let the air flow.
51:50Do you know?
51:51Let me see.
51:52Are you crying?
51:54I...
51:55I don't cry.
51:57You don't cry?
51:58I don't.
51:59Why don't you cry?
52:00You're good at this.
52:03This is my own medicine.
52:05I'll give it to you first.
52:06Apply it twice a day.
52:08Apply it twice a day.
52:10The last time is before going to bed.
52:12Remember?
52:13What's this?
52:14Ask me.
52:18These are the tonics I bought for you.
52:21I've tried them.
52:22They're a little bad.
52:23But you have to eat them.
52:25It's good for the baby.
52:27And...
52:29Which side of the bed do you usually sleep on?
52:32The right side.
52:33Then you have to sleep on the left side.
52:36Why?
52:37They say sleeping on the left side makes it easier for the baby to be born.
52:40Oh.
52:41Then you sleep here.
52:52I'm leaving.
52:53Take care.
52:56I told you not to bring that back.
52:59When did I snore?
53:02You're talking nonsense.
53:05You snore very loudly at night.
53:07You don't even know.
53:09I'll give it to you.
53:10It must work.
53:11It's expensive.
53:12Eat it.
53:18What's wrong with you?
53:21Are you okay?
53:24It's okay.
53:25Don't be crazy.
53:26Put it away.
53:28Hurry up.
53:29I have a stomachache.
53:30Hurry up.

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