Taskmaster NZ Season 5 Episode 6
Taskmaster NZ S05E06
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00:58Bu gece, 5 komediyenin bir sürü işleriyle karşılaştığını ziyaret ettik.
01:02Her komediyene, en uygun noktalarımı,
01:04en uygulandığımı,
01:06en uygulandığımı,
01:08en uygulandığımı,
01:10en uygun noktalarımı,
01:12en uygun noktalarımı,
01:14en uygun noktalarımı,
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01:28en uygun noktalarımı,
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01:32en uygun noktalarımı,
01:34en uygun noktalarımı,
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01:38en uygun noktalarımı,
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01:42en uygun noktalarımı,
01:44en uygun noktalarımı,
01:46en uygun noktalarımı,
01:48en uygun noktalarımı,
01:50en uygun noktalarımı,
01:52en uygun noktalarımı,
01:54Buçh Cassidy ve
01:56Donkey Tomeişrik.
01:58Lütfen Paul Williams'a
02:00büyük bir alkış verin.
02:04Başlamadan önce
02:06bu gece annem
02:08benim platformumu kullanırsa
02:10bir şarkı söyleyeceğim.
02:12Eğer sorun olursa yapabilirim.
02:14Hey everybody
02:16Haven't you heard
02:18There's no better
02:20feeling in this
02:22world than
02:24picking on nerds
02:26Bullying is the best
02:28It makes you feel so alive
02:30Just find someone's
02:32insecurities
02:34and make them cry
02:36Hold on, hold on.
02:38So is this
02:40an anti-bullying song
02:42or a pro-bullying song?
02:44Pro, I guess, yeah.
02:46You sure your mum would want you to do this?
02:48Actually that's a good point.
02:50Yeah, I guess maybe
02:52she wanted anti-bullying.
02:58We'll edit that out.
03:00Alright, should we start with
03:02tonight's prize task?
03:04So tonight we've asked our contestants
03:06to bring in the thing that's best
03:08from far away.
03:10Whoever has brought in
03:12the best thing from far away
03:14will receive five points and whoever
03:16wins the episode will get to take home
03:18all five great from far away things.
03:20Abi what did you bring in?
03:22I brought in a lovely
03:24beautiful sexy lady.
03:26Oh my god she's so sexy
03:28from far away and lovely.
03:30But if you look at her clothes
03:32Oh my god her tattoos are so problematic.
03:36She's got a slur on her chest
03:38she's got pestilence
03:40and look at her legs.
03:42I looked into eugenics and it doesn't
03:44seem that bad.
03:46She's just
03:48best from far away I think.
03:50Even though she's a lovely beautiful lady
03:52printed with sexy ink.
03:54If she was just wearing more clothes
03:56it'd be fine. You wouldn't even notice.
03:58No but she never does, that's the thing.
04:00And sexy ink baby
04:02is the best. Ben,
04:04what did you bring in? Well Jeremy, have you ever
04:06seen the sun from close up?
04:08The sun
04:10close up is a massive fiery
04:12ball of gas. But far
04:14away it's a beautiful pinprick of
04:16light in the sky. It is a star
04:18and I've purchased you a star.
04:20Wow!
04:26Ben gets five points.
04:28Well you know I just thought... Wait, what did you just say?
04:30Hang on, hang on.
04:32We got it on camera.
04:34Well done.
04:36Damn it. And
04:38Jeremy, when's your birthday?
04:40January 19th. That makes you a Gemini
04:42and I made it in the Gemini
04:44you know thing. Constellation.
04:46Yeah. So I'm a Capricorn.
04:50Right.
04:52Hayley, what did you bring in? I know we're having a lot
04:54of fun Jeremy and I don't want to have to
04:56bring down the mood. But for me
04:58the thing that is best from far
05:00away is Paul.
05:02Sorry Paul that I have to do this but you
05:04have been issued a restraining order against
05:06me.
05:08If I got a dollar for every time
05:10I got one of these.
05:14So how far is... It's roughly
05:16between four and five metres.
05:18So if you were to come forward, that's a breach.
05:22But if I'm back, you're fine.
05:24I know it's not your first one but it's the first one from an individual
05:26isn't it? Because normally it's a school
05:28isn't it?
05:32It's actually not a school.
05:34It's all schools.
05:36Josh. Hello.
05:38You're representing Tofinga. What have you brought in?
05:40Yes I'm here for my boy Tofinga
05:42and I decided to
05:44bring in a beautiful
05:46silk pillow.
05:48If you see that in the distance you'll think I can't wait to put my head on there.
05:50Don't put your head on there
05:52because if you got that close you'd realise that I farted
05:54on it.
05:56One thing you can do is you can
05:58sit on a pillow and you squash all the fibres
06:00and fart as you rise
06:02and then you can sit on it
06:04and fart as you rise
06:06and it will suck in the fart.
06:08This really works.
06:10You can keep a fart for 6-8 weeks.
06:12So this distance
06:14we're okay?
06:16I mean that's just a picture of it.
06:18But I think you'd be okay.
06:20But you could even enjoy it from even further away.
06:22Okay. Tom.
06:24So I went for a walk
06:26in our neighbourhood and we found this beautiful
06:28piece of nature and a photo was
06:30taken and it's a really beautiful thing
06:32that you can appreciate from far away.
06:34So we'll just look at the first one. There we go. That's a waterfall.
06:36That's in my neighbourhood. It's pretty beautiful.
06:38But if you get up too close
06:40it's a little bit of a case of where's Wally?
06:42So we'll just go to the next picture.
06:46What are you doing there Tom?
06:48Are you preparing a pillow?
06:50Oh yes.
06:52I'm coming out of nature.
06:54I think nature's coming out of you.
06:58Very hard to judge.
07:00One point for Ben Hurley.
07:02You got the wrong constellation.
07:04Two points for Abbey.
07:06You can always get tattoos removed.
07:08Three points for Hayley.
07:10Four points for Josh and the stinking pillow.
07:12And that leaves five points for Tom Sainsbury
07:14with the nature of blue shirt.
07:16Amazing.
07:18I love the first task
07:20tonight please Paul.
07:22People are often trying to steal my look
07:24and this task is no exception.
07:31Here I come.
07:33Hello Tufenga.
07:35Hey Paul.
07:36Hello Tom.
07:37Wow.
07:38Wowee.
07:39Wow.
07:40Got some stumes.
07:42Stumes?
07:43Costumes.
07:45Nice.
07:46I'm excited to see what's in here.
07:48Match accessories
07:50with Paul.
07:52Paul will emerge every minute with a new
07:54accessory until you match him.
07:56You may only don
07:58one accessory at a time.
08:00And you may not don the same
08:02accessory twice in a row.
08:04No peeking. Fewest
08:06accessories tried on by Paul
08:08wins.
08:09Your time starts
08:11now.
08:12Do you understand it?
08:13No.
08:14Oh.
08:17Wow you could really spot
08:19the theatre nerds in amongst our comedians
08:21couldn't you? As Abbey, Hayley and Tom's
08:23eyes lit up when they looked at the costumes.
08:25Yay.
08:26Our characters will be born today.
08:29Alright should we get straight into it?
08:31Let's start in the menswear section.
08:33It's Ben, Tufenga and Tom.
08:35Okay let's get on to it.
08:40Ready.
08:43If you squeeze those.
08:45Oh man.
08:48Lovely.
08:49But it's not a match.
08:50Ready?
08:51Yep.
08:53Why you got combats on?
08:55You should have told me you had combats on.
08:57Oh sorry.
09:00Ready when you are Paul.
09:05I know you're not breathing.
09:07I don't feel good.
09:08Your eyes are bulging.
09:09Sorry.
09:10You don't have to apologise every time.
09:12Sorry for apologising.
09:14I think I got it better.
09:17Oh damn it.
09:18We've got similar colour schemes.
09:20Yeah, does that help?
09:21No.
09:22No okay.
09:23Next.
09:24Yep, ready.
09:26Yep.
09:27Ready.
09:30Sick.
09:31It's not a match.
09:32It's a good look though.
09:34Thank you.
09:36I think I got it.
09:39That's the one I just had on before.
09:41I feel like there's no method to this.
09:43Quiet.
09:46Be.
09:48Take my breath.
09:50Change.
09:51Are you ready?
09:52Ready.
09:58It's a match.
10:00Congratulations.
10:01Thank you.
10:02It's epitical.
10:06Okay.
10:07Close.
10:08Not really.
10:10A good effort.
10:17What have you got on?
10:18The book.
10:19Oh that's not actually on the accessories.
10:21Sorry.
10:22Why did you put the book here for then?
10:23I think I just left those there.
10:24Sorry about that.
10:27I want to make a complaint to the taskmaster.
10:30What's his name?
10:33Jared.
10:34And action.
10:36Damn it.
10:38Connection?
10:39I mean vaguely.
10:40Vikings used to wear kilts.
10:41Did they?
10:42Yep.
10:48Isa.
10:50Yeah, Paul.
10:51What do you reckon?
10:52It's a match.
10:53Yeah, it's a match.
10:57Oh, we did it!
10:58And he took two, guys.
11:00I took more than two.
11:01Hope you get five.
11:02You suck, Paul.
11:04Love you, Paul.
11:05Thank you, Tophine.
11:10Tom.
11:11Who would have thought that knowing your ABCs were going to help you in later life?
11:15I don't know.
11:16Finally.
11:17What was the book for?
11:18The books, I didn't mean to leave the books there, but they were there for everyone
11:22and the top book was the A to Z of fashion.
11:26Oh, my goodness.
11:28So, speaking of letters, Ben got up to the letter N, which was 14 attempts.
11:33Tophine, the letter L, which was 12 attempts.
11:37And Tom, the letter G, 7 attempts.
11:39Yes, Tom!
11:41Broken out in front, yeah.
11:43More changing room montages coming up next.
11:46But first, we've got to sell you some clothes that you probably don't need.
11:50Your clothes are fine.
11:51You look absolutely amazing.
11:53We'll be back after these messages.
12:05Welcome back to Taskmaster.
12:07The only place you can put a camera in a changing room without getting a visit from the police.
12:13Paul, jog everyone's memory, please.
12:16Our contestants are trying to match accessories with me,
12:19but little did they know I was dressing up in alphabetical order.
12:23Next up, they've got a passion for fashion,
12:26a desire for attire,
12:28and the opposite of loathing for clothing.
12:31It's Abby and Hayley.
12:33Have fun in there.
12:34I miss you when you're gone.
12:38How cool are fedoras, though?
12:40The best hat.
12:42Bugger it.
12:46I used to definitely wear something like that when I was 13.
12:48I was a goth.
12:49But I actually went to Animates and got a proper dog collar.
12:52Were you watching me change?
12:53No.
12:58What's that bit for?
13:01I don't know what that bit's for.
13:05We're getting there, I feel like.
13:07What's your viking name?
13:08Oh, do you look good in that?
13:09I feel good.
13:10Yeah.
13:12Going to the masquerade.
13:14Yes.
13:15Going to...
13:16The dog town.
13:22Oh, Paul!
13:25I had them and I changed.
13:30Oh.
13:32Beautiful.
13:33And beautiful.
13:35Alright.
13:36Back to dork town?
13:37Yeah.
13:39Would you look like Michael Jackson?
13:41Doreen.
13:43Yeah, that's really good.
13:44That's really good.
13:45Okay, okay.
13:47Have you got the x-ray glasses on again?
13:50Um...
13:51No.
13:56I don't think so.
13:57I don't think so.
13:58I don't think so.
13:59I don't think so.
14:00I don't think so.
14:01I don't think so.
14:02I don't think so.
14:04Oh!
14:06I went and I picked it up.
14:08I can't stop.
14:09I'm compelled by them every time.
14:12What happens if we're here all day?
14:14Then we're here all day.
14:15Okay.
14:16Are you going to go umbrella hat again?
14:18No, I don't think so.
14:20Oh.
14:24Get back in there.
14:25Whoa.
14:27They drew me in again.
14:29We're well off again.
14:31The watch.
14:32Ready.
14:33I actually already know it's not a match.
14:37Because you could see through the curtain.
14:38Yeah.
14:39Ready?
14:40Yeah.
14:41Yeah!
14:44Looking good, Pornl.
14:45I think there was only one more possible item.
14:48The bra hat.
14:50Are you happy?
14:51Yeah.
14:56You ready?
14:57No.
14:58You said you were.
14:59I'm ready.
15:03You've got to be kidding me, Paul.
15:06We're back to bloody square one, aren't we?
15:08I'm feeling it.
15:11You ready?
15:15Yeah.
15:17Ah!
15:19We did it.
15:20That's for the Hatties.
15:26Hayley, between the necklace, the top hat, and the zebra hat,
15:28it's like you've got a sixth sense for getting it wrong.
15:30I know.
15:32Now that I watch yours, I was like,
15:33I should have just picked one object
15:34and just put it on the whole time.
15:35It was a great tactic.
15:36Sadly, the object she chose was X.
15:39Yeah, I alternated between the X and you.
15:45Yes, she chose the X-ray glasses nine times
15:48and she went to dork town four times.
15:52Where was your autistic superpower this time, Abby?
15:56I mean, look at, Tom did well there.
15:58We now know a lot about Tom.
16:00I'm not diagnosed, I'm legit.
16:03Is this the first time you've ever been teased
16:05for not having autism?
16:08Where's your autistic powers now, bitch?
16:13So how many letters did we get around to?
16:17So Abby, the letter X, so 24 attempts.
16:20Hayley, the letter C.
16:22Great, but second time through.
16:25So 29 attempts.
16:26That means one point for Hayley, two points for Abby,
16:29three points for Ben, four points for Tufenga
16:32and five points for Tom Sainsbury.
16:38What are the scores for the episode, Paul?
16:41With a perfect 10 points, out in front, it's Tom Sainsbury.
16:48All right, fast show's a good show.
16:50What's next?
16:51This task involves a list-ers.
17:00Hello, Paul.
17:01Hello, Abby.
17:04Got another one of these stupid challenges, eh?
17:07They're called tasks.
17:08Tasks.
17:09We generally don't say they're stupid.
17:11Oh, yeah.
17:13Write down the 20 public figures you know the most about.
17:18You have seven minutes, your time starts now.
17:20Di Henwood.
17:22Season four of Taskmaster New Zealand.
17:24Madeline Sami.
17:25Season one of Taskmaster New Zealand.
17:28Elizabeth I.
17:29Henry VIII.
17:30How long have I got?
17:31You've got three minutes and 50 seconds.
17:33Oh, my God, I have to move quickly.
17:35Anthony Bourdain.
17:36And I will go, Paul Ego.
17:38Season three of Taskmaster New Zealand.
17:40All right, it's been good.
17:41Wait.
17:44I knew there was a second part.
17:48Create a short biopic based on the life of your 12-year-old daughter.
17:54Create a short biopic based on the life of your 20th public figure.
18:01You may not do any further research into your figure.
18:05You have one hour, your time starts now.
18:09I'm going to put Beyoncé down the bottom.
18:12I'm going to go with Christine Daae.
18:15From Phantom of the Opera.
18:16Yeah.
18:17What's the producer's name?
18:18Current One.
18:19Current One.
18:20Chris Luxon.
18:21Christopher Luxon.
18:24And last of all, public figure I know least about, Matt Cameron.
18:30Who's Matt Cameron?
18:31He's the drummer for both Pearl Jam and Soundgarden.
18:36Oh, no.
18:39I'm drooling, miss.
18:43This is going to be quite obscure television.
18:45Is there anyone you would have rather made a biopic film about?
18:49Everyone knows but Luxon.
18:51Oh.
18:55Don't you get some plugs in for some previous seasons of Taskmaster, Paul?
18:59Yeah, and they were popular as well.
19:01Ben had six Taskmaster New Zealand contestants.
19:04Hayley, 11.
19:05Oh, wow.
19:06I had many kings and queens of yore.
19:10No one on her list was born after 1970.
19:16To a finger's list, Chris Luxon was the only white person.
19:25He didn't even know who the Prime Minister was,
19:27so I don't know how he's going to make a biopic
19:29about someone who he doesn't know, Josh.
19:31To a finger.
19:32Yeah, and Luxon kind of got a similar vibe.
19:37Look at Ebony and Ivory.
19:38Look at them doing a duet.
19:40Who are we watching first?
19:41We've all been wondering when Matt Cameron,
19:44the drummer from Soundgarden and also Pearl Jam,
19:47would be getting his biopic.
19:50Well, the wait is finally over thanks to Ben Hurley.
19:59Dad, what are you doing?
20:01Well, I'm cooking, son, because men cook too.
20:05One day you'll find something you're passionate about.
20:08Yeah.
20:20What the fuck?
20:31Man, I'm such a good drummer now.
20:34I just need a cool band with a cool name.
20:38Wow.
20:40There's so many sounds in this garden.
20:46Yeah!
20:49Evet, ben Chris Cornell, şarkıcımın şarkıcısıyım.
20:52Evet, ben Chris Cornell, şarkıcımızın şarkıcısıyım.
20:55Ve şarkıcımızın ayrılması için zamanı geldi.
20:57Güzel bir solo kariyerine ulaşacağım.
21:00Hayır!
21:09Asla tekrar vurmayacağım!
21:15Pearl Jam'ın Eddie Vedder mi?
21:17Pearl Jam? Evet!
21:19Pearl Jam'ın adıyımızı tanıyabilir misiniz?
21:24Evet!
21:30Bu harika!
21:32Çok fazla zaman geçirmeliyiz.
21:35Gerçekten TVNZ biyopikleri gibi hissettim.
21:38Aynı wig'leri kullanıyordu.
21:40Basit bir wig basit bir prodüksiyonu.
21:42Eddie Vedder'in şarkıcısıydı.
21:45Evet.
21:48Sadece onunla ilgili bir biyopik yapabilirdin.
21:50Hayır, hayal edin!
21:52Peki, eğer hayatınızla ilgili bir biyopik yaparsanız,
21:55bu filmin kısmı olacaktır.
21:56Şarkıcının adı tam olarak duruyor ve adların sonuna kadar bekliyor.
22:00Bir saniye sonra görüşürüz.
22:12Merhaba, hoşgeldiniz.
22:14Şarkıcıların biyopiklerini izliyoruz.
22:17Ünlü gençler hakkında,
22:19neredeyse hiçbir şey bilmediğinden bahsediyorlar.
22:21Bir sonraki kim var?
22:23Destiny'nin çocuğu, Beyoncé.
22:25Ross'un ve Vicky'nin çocuğu, Tom.
22:331989'da, Texas'da,
22:36Tina Knowles ve Papa Knowles,
22:38küçük bir köpek Beyoncé'yı tanıdılar.
22:42Önce hayatında, küçük Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland'ı tanıdı
22:46ve çok hızlı bir arkadaşları oldu.
22:48Onlar, köşeye gitmeyi ve şarkı söylemeyi sevdiler.
22:52Ünlü gençlerden sonra, Beyoncé, Kelly ve diğer iki kişi
22:56Destiny'nin çocuğu olarak tanıdılar.
22:59Destiny'nin köşesini karıştırmak için değil,
23:01ama bazı düzgünlüklerden dolayı,
23:03birlikte tanıştılar.
23:062000'lerde, Beyoncé, Jay-Z'yi tanıdı.
23:11Üç çocukla birlikte yaşadılar
23:13ve hepsi mutlu yaşadılar.
23:18Son.
23:23Söylemeliyim ki,
23:25Say My Name, çok iyi bir şarkı.
23:28Evet, arkadaşlar, teşekkür ederim.
23:30Ve ben de,
23:32Beyoncé ve Jay-Z'yi oynayabilir miyim diye düşündüm,
23:34ama yapmadım.
23:36Bence bu iyi bir karar.
23:38Biraz karıştırdım.
23:39Texas'u doğurduğunda,
23:411981 yazdı, bu doğru.
23:43Ama sonra 1989 dedi.
23:45Biliyorum.
23:46Taylor Swift'e benziyor.
23:49Tamam, bir biyomuz var mı?
23:51Christine sings,
23:53ama Abby Howells
23:56sitkom yaptı.
23:58Phantom of the Opera'yı sitkom gibi yaptıysak,
24:01Phantom of the Opera'yı yaptıktan sonra.
24:03O harika olurdu.
24:04Evet.
24:09Evet.
24:17Merhaba, Eric.
24:18Phantom of the Opera ve benim eşim.
24:21Bir şey öldürdü mü?
24:23Belki biraz.
24:26Eric, bana söz verdin.
24:28Daha fazla öldürme.
24:30Tamam.
24:31Bunu görürsem inanacağım.
24:35Bir haberim var.
24:37Ne?
24:38Büyük bir promosiyonum var.
24:40O yüzden Paris Opera House'ın başkanını yemeğe getirdim.
24:47Umarım yemeğiniz yakında.
24:49Açıyorum.
24:51Şimdi Eric geliyor.
24:53Yemeği hazırladı.
25:02Afiyet olsun.
25:03Bir el?
25:06Her zaman bir el yemeği istiyordum.
25:09Lezzetli.
25:13İşe gidiyorum.
25:18Eric, sanırım ölmeyeceğim.
25:21Lütfen, bir gün bana müzikal yaz.
25:36Evet, ne diyeceğimi biliyorum.
25:38Benim karakterlerim çocuk doğumda öldü.
25:41Şimdi üç kez.
25:43Bu seride üç kez.
25:45Ayrıca sitcomlarda çok ölüm görmüyorsun.
25:48Arkadaşlarımın en sevdiğim bölüm
25:51çocuk doğumda Rachel'ın öldüğü bölüm.
25:58Tamam, başka bir biyomuz görmek istiyorum.
26:02Bu, Christopher Luxon'un hikayesi.
26:05Luxon.
26:06Sopaya benziyor.
26:08Benziyor.
26:09Küçük uçakları vardı mı?
26:11Ondan sonra, New Zealand'ın şirketi olmak istedim.
26:14Belki.
26:15Ondan sonra...
26:16...Lovet Hany'i sevdim.
26:18Ne?
26:19Ne?
26:20Ne?
26:21Ne?
26:22Ne?
26:23Ne?
26:24Ne?
26:25Ne?
26:26Ne?
26:27Ne?
26:28Ne?
26:29Ne?
26:30Lovet Hany'i sevdim.
26:31Ondan sonra...
26:33...benim kendi köpeğimi sevdim.
26:38Bir kez, küçük bir şehirdeki Christchurch'da
26:41genç bir çocukla uçakları oynadığını sevdi.
26:44Onun en sevdiği yemek, tostla benziyor.
26:47Christopher.
26:50Christopher.
26:51Ne kadar defa sana çok saçma uçaklarla oynadığını söylemiştim?
26:54Bu benim en saçma uçaklarımdı.
26:56Uçaklarının heyecanı da alıyorsun?
26:58Sen bizim sopa işimizin geleceği.
27:00Luxon Soap.
27:02Soap'u sevmiyorum.
27:04Bir gün Air New Zealand'ın CEO olacağım.
27:06Ve kendimden bir köpeğe sahip olacağım.
27:08O zaman
27:10aile işimizin peşinde olacaksın.
27:12Luxon Soap.
27:14Luxon gibi duruyor.
27:16Luxon gibi hissediyor.
27:20Luxon gibi duruyor.
27:22Babam,
27:24sopayı yemeye bırak.
27:26Mmmmm.
27:28Luxon.
27:32Kiara.
27:34Benim adım Christopher Luxon.
27:36Ve ben Alta Rio Mesele'nin başbakanım.
27:38Minikotu,
27:40Minikotu,
27:42Minikotu, Minimun.
27:46Mmm.
27:48Luxon.
27:52Allah'ım,
27:54Christopher Luxon'un etniyetini değiştirdi.
27:56Sonuna kadar.
27:58Güzel bir değişiklik oldu.
28:00Gerçekten doğru.
28:02Biliyorum.
28:04O çikolata çikolata seviyor.
28:06Ve babam
28:08çikolata çikolata yedi.
28:10Ve bu yüzden Altyarol diyor.
28:12Evet.
28:14İkimizde ne var?
28:16Tasmaster New Zealand'ın
28:183. sezon alanı Paul Ego.
28:20Ve onu yönetmek için
28:22kendisiyle
28:24ve ailesiyle tanıdığı birisi.
28:26Hayley Sprow.
28:28İki kız.
28:30Abe, Gabe.
28:32Abe ve Gabe.
28:34Hayır, Abe ve Gabe değil.
28:36Evin adını unuttum.
28:38Çok fazla kere tanıştım.
28:40Merhaba, benimim.
28:42Ben kim biliyorsunuz ama
28:44ses arkasında olan adamı biliyorsunuz mu?
28:46Gerçek Paul Ego'u tanımaya başlayalım.
28:48Evet, evet, evet.
28:58Ben 70'leri seviyorum.
29:10Evet.
29:18Evet.
29:34Evet.
29:48Evet.
30:02Evet.
30:18Evet.
30:24Evet.
30:36Evet.
30:48Evet.
30:52Evet.
31:02Evet.
31:12Evet.
31:18Evet.
31:42Evet.
31:48İzlediğiniz için teşekkürler.
32:18Senin zamanı şimdi başlıyor.
32:21Dinlemedim.
32:26Dikkatli ol.
32:27Cover One Eye,
32:28You're a Pirate,
32:30Cross the Seven Seas,
32:31Circle the X.
32:33Çok yetenekli bir ses.
32:35Kim ilk göreceğiz?
32:36İlk olarak,
32:37Sailor Sainsbury ve Captain Hurley.
32:40Cover One Eye,
32:42Exhibit A.
32:44Diğerleri neydi?
32:45And turn you into a pirate.
32:48Done. Take.
32:49R.
32:50Cross the seven seas,
32:52And circle where X marks the spot.
32:55Come on!
32:57Fastest wins. I hope he's a boat.
32:59You wanna come with me, Squire?
33:01Tell you what, having one eye is quite hard.
33:04I feel like there's a little disparity in our weights.
33:08Land ahoy.
33:09Must be an X around here somewhere.
33:12Oh no, I didn't listen to the instructions.
33:15Must be an X around here somewhere.
33:17Did it say go to the X and dig it up and find some treasure?
33:20All the information you need is in the task.
33:22Oh, it's on the tape.
33:23Okay, I have to run back.
33:26I feel it was foolish not to bring the map.
33:29And circle where X marks the spot.
33:32Let's go.
33:36What have I missed?
33:37I'm starting again.
33:38I'm starting again.
33:39What have I missed?
33:40I'm starting to get tired of this character.
33:47I circled X.
33:48What do you mean?
33:51Ahoy!
33:52A shovel!
33:53No X, though.
33:55Have you seen an X?
33:57On the map.
33:58Right.
33:59Surely that wasn't it.
34:02Back in the boat, Squire Paul!
34:04Cross, what am I missing?
34:06Do I need to go back and listen to it again?
34:09Magic in it.
34:11Come on Paul.
34:13Please pirate Paul.
34:15How's the hoi cap'n?
34:17Your time starts now.
34:19I've got to go back and get the map.
34:21Do you think I'm a bit of a stupid at the moment?
34:23No.
34:25I never could think that cap'n.
34:27I should have known.
34:29This would be a trick.
34:31Oh my god.
34:33So there are seven C's.
34:35And turn you into a pirate.
34:37So I've got to turn you into a pirate.
34:39No, you've got to turn you into a pirate.
34:41Is there a U on here?
34:43A hat.
34:45Not unlike yours.
34:47I'm going to draw a little parrot here.
34:49Cover one eye. Cross the seven C's.
34:51Turn you into a pirate.
34:53Circle X.
34:55I'll stop the clock.
34:57Oh my god.
34:59What a journey.
35:01I reckon that's pretty good.
35:07When you figured out the trick.
35:09Did you want to hurt Paul in any way?
35:11I wanted to hurt him throughout.
35:13How many times did Tom...
35:15He ran from the study to the lake three times.
35:17For clarification.
35:19It was sort of a letter based task.
35:21So cover one eye.
35:23Turn you into a pirate.
35:25The letter U.
35:27Cross the seven C's.
35:29Cross those out and then circle the X.
35:31So it was a very simple task.
35:33I don't know why they would go to the lake.
35:35How long did it take them?
35:37Ben.
35:3931 minutes 15.
35:41Tom.
35:4341 minutes 24.
35:45Who have we got next?
35:47Up next it's Ahoy Leigh Sproul.
35:49I.I.B Howells.
35:51And Toffing Arr.
35:53Fepuliai.
35:55Cross the seven C's.
35:57And circle where X marks the spot.
35:59I have to cross the lake?
36:01Alright. Let's go.
36:03Circle where X marks the spot.
36:05And circle where X marks the spot.
36:07I could just do that.
36:09I could just circle it now.
36:11I'm just going to double check that this isn't a trick.
36:13It says circle where X marks the spot.
36:15Just double checking. Is that it?
36:17You've completed part of the task.
36:19Okay. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
36:21Say love me to the dock we go.
36:23Are we going to the dock?
36:25Fully up to you.
36:27Let's go.
36:29I must have completely misunderstood this Paul.
36:31And all the instructions were on what he just said.
36:33Was it on the tape?
36:35It's on the tape.
36:43Cover one...
36:45Oh! Cover one by...
36:51Bon voyage Captain.
36:53Crossing the seven C's.
36:55Cross the seven C's.
36:57Crossing the seven C's.
37:01Okay.
37:03Circle where X marks the spot.
37:05Where X marks the spot.
37:07Surely this is it.
37:09Are you sure this isn't me completing the task?
37:11Do I dig?
37:13Maybe there's treasure.
37:15If this is just a pile of dirt with nothing in it,
37:17I'll be quite unhappy.
37:19Is there anything under here?
37:21I don't think so.
37:23Paul, there's nothing here.
37:25There was a hole. I just started digging.
37:27We're going to have to go back and listen to the tape again.
37:29Alright. Off we go.
37:31You into a pirate.
37:35Turn you into a pirate.
37:37Oh, I'm a pirate.
37:39Cover one eye and turn you into a pirate.
37:41Done.
37:43You've not done it.
37:45Are you sure?
37:47I reckon that's us brother.
37:49I've stopped the clock.
37:51Thank you sir.
37:53Look at me Paul, I'm losing my mind.
37:55I've completed the task.
37:57You've not completed the task.
37:59I think I have.
38:03Cover one eye.
38:09And turn you into a pirate.
38:11And then I cross the seven C's.
38:13Have you covered one eye?
38:17Stop the clock.
38:23I have mercy.
38:25Thank you Hayley.
38:27Oh my God.
38:33Hayley, you were far more focused on
38:35acting like a pirate really than...
38:37I thought maybe I hadn't nailed the
38:39turn you into a pirate
38:41so I was trying to drop in deeper.
38:45I thought you had to do it the entire time.
38:49I was so sick of talking like that.
38:51Also what you cut out was that
38:53I spent ages on the side going
38:55I'm terrified of water, I can't swim
38:57and then Paul going you don't have to do this.
39:01And then I was like no
39:03I'm gonna get in the boat and we're gonna face my first pull.
39:05Yet again Josh.
39:07It seems like Toffinger's
39:09unwillingness to move
39:11really helped him out.
39:13It's a good tactic.
39:15It's a hell of a good tactic.
39:17So the current time to beat is 31 minutes 15.
39:19Hayley was
39:2135 minutes 55.
39:23Abbey, 29 minutes and 10 seconds.
39:25Not too bad.
39:27Toffinger, 14 minutes and 40 seconds.
39:37Toffinger with most of the tasks
39:39he would sort of read the task
39:41and then he'd have kind of 10 minutes of just relaxation.
39:45Okay so where does that leave the
39:47scores for that task then Paul?
39:49That means 1 point for Tom,
39:512 points for Hayley, 3 points for Ben,
39:534 points for Abbey
39:55and 5 points for Toffinger.
39:57Okay!
39:59Now it's time for some ads
40:01unless you pirated this episode
40:03in which case you don't have to watch the ads
40:05but you do have to spend eternity in hell.
40:07We'll give you a moment to think about
40:09which is worse and we'll see you after this.
40:17Welcome back to Taskmaster.
40:19We're about to see our comedians tackle
40:21a live task and find out
40:23once and for all
40:25who has won a restraining order against Paul.
40:27But before we do,
40:29Paul, a scoreboard update please.
40:31In first place with 17 points
40:33it's Toffinger Fethulia'i.
40:37Okay everyone,
40:39head up onto the stage for the final
40:41task.
40:43Okay everyone,
40:45head up onto the stage for the final
40:47task of the show.
40:51Oh this looks
40:53interesting. What's going on here Paul?
40:55Josh Thompson.
40:57An honour, thank you.
41:01Listen
41:03for your note and move
41:05forward when you hear it.
41:07When you hear your note you may move
41:09one spot forward.
41:11When you move forward on someone else's note
41:13you must move two spots
41:15back. Highest score at the end
41:17wins.
41:19Okay, these are your notes.
41:21Abbey.
41:23Ben.
41:25Hayley.
41:27Josh.
41:29Tom.
41:33Can we have it one more time please?
41:35No sorry.
41:37Can I give you a note?
41:39Love to have it one more time.
41:49Are you ready?
42:01Two steps back Ben.
42:09Two steps back Ben.
42:31Two steps back Abbey.
42:39Two steps back Abbey.
42:53Abbey back two steps please.
43:09Two steps back please Ben.
43:27Those are
43:2915 notes.
43:39Come on down everyone.
43:41Let's score it.
43:47I really enjoyed that Paul.
43:49Alright, how are we going to score
43:51this because we've got a couple of last places
43:53and a couple of first places. Yes.
43:55So Ben and Abbey shared last
43:57then Tom and in first equal was
43:59Josh and Hayley. Okay so one
44:01point for Abbey and Ben.
44:03Three points for Tom and then five
44:05points for Hayley and Josh.
44:07So
44:09where does that
44:11leave the episode Paul? That means
44:13with 22 points the highest
44:15episode score of the season
44:17and his first episode win
44:19represented by Josh
44:21it's Tofinga Fepulia'i.
44:23Congratulations
44:25Josh on behalf of Tofinga.
44:27Please head up to the stage
44:29and get nice and close to things
44:31that are only good from far away.
44:33Away you go Josh.
44:37And that's it. Thanks for joining
44:39us for another episode of Taskmaster.
44:41Especially our favourite viewers
44:43Gabe, Gabe's older or younger
44:45brother and a woman possibly
44:47called Jane.
44:49And what did we learn tonight?
44:51We learned that Abbey Howells can't resist
44:53a pair of x-ray specs
44:55and our Prime Minister can't resist the delicious
44:57taste of soap.
44:59But most importantly
45:01we learned that the winner of episode
45:03six of Taskmaster season
45:05five is Tofinga Fepulia'i.
45:09We look forward to seeing you next time.
45:11Good night.
45:35Vegetarian options, unbelievable.
45:37That's chicken.
45:39What's happening?
45:41It's been quite the show for us.