Dolly और Vindu के लिए Bharti का Act | Comedy Nights Bachao
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00:00Oh
00:30Oh
01:00Man I've a
01:01Yeah, I can see
01:03Tell me quickly
01:05The thing is, a boy is coming to see Palak
01:07I told you earlier
01:09Put a ticket on him, he will be crowded
01:11Isn't she your daughter?
01:13The thing is, a boy is coming to see Palak
01:17Are you here to ask for help or to make fun of me?
01:23The thing is, for the first time someone is coming to see Palak
01:28And the problem is, she is stuck
01:30I knew it, she will get stuck in the door or the window
01:34She is stuck in the traffic
01:36Cheater
01:38When she knew that a boy is coming to see Palak
01:40Then why did she go to get stuck in the traffic?
01:42She went to the beauty parlour
01:44But she was a little late
01:46So I stopped her there
01:48Then you should have told the beauty parlour
01:50To put six girls on him
01:52One girl didn't come
01:54Look at the area of Palak
01:57The carpet area of Palak is 3000 square feet
02:03Why are you making fun of my daughter?
02:05She is getting married with so much difficulty
02:07For the first time a boy is coming to see her
02:09If this boy gets out of hand
02:11Palak will be stuck in this house for the rest of her life
02:14No, no, no
02:15This is a matter of more tension for us
02:17She will be stuck there, she will come here
02:19Now tell me, what should I do?
02:21There is nothing to do
02:23Now she will not come
02:26Are you out of your mind?
02:28How do I look like Palak?
02:30Bittu, I am telling you to become Palak
02:32Only you will look good
02:34No, no, I don't look like Palak
02:36They must have seen the photo
02:38They will know that I am not Palak
02:40Don't worry about that
02:42Look at this
02:44The photo I had sent to them
02:46This
02:50After seeing this photo
02:52They selected him
02:54One minute, if you say I will become Palak
02:56One minute
02:58The boy is coming to see her
03:00Not the boy's uncle
03:02Hey old lady
03:04Hey old lady
03:06I will put a finger in your beard
03:08And I will pull out your beard
03:10If you were so tensed
03:12Then why did you send her to the parlour?
03:14She goes to the parlour everyday
03:16That's why she looks like this
03:18One day she didn't go to the parlour
03:20The orchestra people came
03:23Send her to the parlour
03:25Why are you saying such things about my daughter?
03:27I have raised her with so much love
03:29Not with love, you have raised her with flour
03:31At one time you have beaten her
03:33Make her eat less
03:35I didn't ask for so much
03:37That's why my Palak was born
03:39I have lit so many lamps for her
03:41Did you light a lamp in an oil well in Iraq?
03:43That such a big girl was born?
03:53It's mine
03:55Then pick it up
03:57Hello
03:59What?
04:01You have come to the mode?
04:03So the address I told you
04:05Bangalore number 9
04:07Outside it will be written
04:09Palak's and Mother's
04:11Hey
04:13I will pick up your Palak's ass
04:15And throw it away
04:17This number 9 is ours
04:19You have put a board of your name outside our house
04:22I thought of calling you
04:24Because the papdi is falling in our house
04:26The papdi will fall
04:28You have put your face against the wall
04:32Don't worry
04:34The papdi won't go waste
04:36I will make curd out of the papdi
04:38And feed it to you
04:40You will feed it to your daughter?
04:42I don't want to be like that
04:44My Palak is ready
04:46Will this bearded mother look good?
04:48Let's make this Pinky a mother
04:51Let me get married
04:53Will you make me a mother without getting married?
04:55You have to be a mother for a while
04:57That too of Palak
04:59Of Palak?
05:01What will people say?
05:03That you gave birth to a daughter?
05:05No no no
05:07I don't want to be a mother
05:09Wait a minute
05:11What I am saying is
05:13If a 22 year old doesn't want to be a mother
05:15Then become a 55 year old aunt
05:17You are sounding right
05:19Okay I will become an aunt
05:21She is ready
05:23I think they are here
05:25I will make you a Palak
05:27Come come
05:41Namaste
05:43Namaste
05:46Did you have any problem coming here?
05:48No no
05:50There was a little crowd in the bus
05:52Nothing else
05:54You must have done half of it
05:56By the way
05:58We didn't know
06:00That the groom's father
06:02Is from Ghaz
06:06When you have come
06:08Please come
06:10Sit sit
06:12Sit sit
06:15Sit sit
06:27Give me 5 for 2
06:31Give me 5 for 2
06:33I am done
06:35The groom's family has come to see you
06:37Palak
06:39Okay okay
06:41I am done
06:45We have come to see you
06:47Look look
06:49Wow
06:51The girl has done a good job
06:53She will look good
06:55Everyone makes fun of her
06:57Now she doesn't have to go out
06:59She will make fun of him at home
07:01What do you mean?
07:03He is dumb and doesn't talk
07:09I was saying
07:11How did he become dumb?
07:14He is a fool
07:16One day he was eating chewing gum
07:18He spat it out
07:20He doesn't talk properly
07:24But you don't have to worry
07:26He is just dumb
07:28He sings tunes very well
07:30Okay
07:32Sing and show me
07:34Come come
07:44Wow wow
07:48Wow wow
07:50I mean
07:52Which song did your daughter sing?
07:54He knows
07:56He doesn't tell
07:58Anyways
08:00Let us tell our viewers
08:02That Rahul Mahajan has nothing to do with this act
08:04We brought him here
08:06If he says anything
08:08Please forgive us
08:10What do you do?
08:12What do you cook?
08:14I cook very well
08:16Ullu daal, ullu phulka, ullu methi, ullu saag
08:18Ullu bhitka
08:22Yesterday I made a fool out of a fool
08:24The fool came to our house
08:26I tied the chicken
08:28He thought it was morning
08:30The fool ran away
08:32Look look
08:34Daughter in law's job is to keep the family together
08:36Will you be able to do that?
08:39Your family is broken
08:41I am an expert
08:43I can fix it
08:45One day my grandma
08:49One day my grandma was stealing turmeric
08:51She caught her
08:53She broke the turmeric
08:55I gave her the broken turmeric
08:57She broke it
09:01Tell me one thing
09:03Where did you get your stomach from?
09:05Wait a minute
09:08He is asking what my daughter does
09:10Tell me what does your son do?
09:14He is a good spy
09:16He left his job yesterday
09:18Why?
09:20He didn't tell anyone
09:24One day he came home crying
09:26Why?
09:28He didn't tell anyone
09:30That's why he came home crying
09:32Everything will be clear
09:34We will talk about this later
09:37I say
09:39Let the boy and girl talk for 5 minutes
09:43Let them understand each other
09:45No problem
09:47We will stand back
09:55He is asking for a kiss
09:59He is not asking for a kiss
10:01He is saying that he is dumb
10:03He can't speak
10:05He told me
10:07He told me that he can't speak
10:09He can't speak
10:11Continue
10:13Don't go too far
10:15I don't know
10:21Go and tell your mother
10:23What is he saying?
10:25He is asking for a kiss
10:29No no
10:31He is saying that after marriage
10:34I see
10:36What do you mean by gold?
10:38He has a property worth 100 crores
10:40You will be his heir after marriage
10:42He has a property worth 100 crores
10:44Grandma
10:52Pichu
10:54100 crores
10:56100 crores grandma
10:58Listen to me
11:00Get married soon
11:03Pichu
11:05Are you mad?
11:07I am a boy
11:09What difference does it make?
11:11He won't be able to tell anyone
11:13He can write and tell
11:15Even if he writes
11:17He won't be able to tell
11:21Pichu
11:23Get married
11:25Once you have 100 crores
11:27Jump out of the window
11:29Have you forgotten?
11:32I used to lie on the floor for ice cream
11:34This is worth 100 crores
11:36I have decided
11:38What?
11:40Your son has agreed
11:42And our son has agreed
11:44Our daughter has agreed
11:46Our daughter has agreed
11:50My grandma is going to die soon
11:54That's why we will have to get married here
11:58Hold her hand
12:00This is not how you get married
12:02Do you want to get married or cook?
12:06Start
12:08Grandma is going to die
12:10Hold her hand
12:12Always
12:16Let's go
12:19Let's go
12:29Am I late?
12:45Mr. Sharma, don't you feel ashamed?
12:48You don't have any respect in this locality
12:50And you are roaming around as a girl
12:52You should be ashamed
12:54When it is written outside
12:56Why did you come inside?
12:58Mr. Sharma, mind your language
13:00One minute
13:02Why are you calling him Mr. Sharma?
13:04Why are you calling him Mr. Sharma?
13:06We are childhood friends
13:08So I call him Mr. Chaudhary
13:10And she calls me Mr. Sharma
13:12Palak
13:14If this is Palak, then who is this?
13:17I am Palak
13:19Palak's daughter
13:23Palak, are you out of your mind?
13:25I have got a deal of 100 crores
13:27Let me get married
13:29Mr. Sharma, why are you talking nonsense?
13:31First reconfirm whether he has so much money or not
13:33Yes
13:35Listen
13:37Yes
13:39You have a deal of 100 crores
13:41You have to give it to me even after 7 rounds
13:43We have already had 2 rounds
13:46Nothing
13:48What is not there?
13:50Just now you were saying that you have a deal of 100 crores
13:52No, I have a deal of 100 crores
13:54But he has kept it somewhere
13:56And where he has kept it
13:58He is not telling
14:06He is saying that he will definitely tell after honeymoon
14:08First do your honeymoon
14:15Thank you