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00:00You see, this is a matter of circumstances, how will you agree to this?
00:02I'm going to tell you the truth.
00:04How our politicians have made our country's condition?
00:07You see, a scientist has cut both the wings of a fly.
00:10And the fly said, fly. The fly didn't fly.
00:12So that scientist wrote, if both the wings of a fly are cut,
00:15then it can't hear.
00:21No one asks the reason for living.
00:23They say, no one asks the reason for living, but after death, everyone asks.
00:26Oh, how did he die?
00:31Once, there were six mosquitoes in his house.
00:34His wife was screaming, the helicopter has arrived.
00:40I have a flower in my hand, is there a problem?
00:43I have a flower in my hand, is there a problem?
00:45I have a flower in my hand, is there a problem?
00:48After Eid, can I marry you? Is there a problem?
00:50I have a flower in my hand, is there a problem?
00:55It is also true that if a boy says that girls look like poison to him,
00:58then understand that he belongs to the fresh.
01:04If you are talking about biscuits, then through this program of yours,
01:07I want to make a request to biscuit companies,
01:10that please mention this thing on the packet of biscuits,
01:13that how many times can biscuits be dipped in tea?
01:21I have seen some elders, when they are unable to explain their point well,
01:24then they say, son, this is not your age, this is my experience.
01:31Tell me one thing, every day they say, the whole world is unfaithful.
01:34So tell me, why is the whole world unfaithful?
01:36Why is the class not unfaithful?
01:42Whatever happens in our country, it does not happen anywhere in the world.
01:45You see, the world has reached the moon,
01:47it is a big deal if a person who has just come out of the house in this country,
01:49comes back home.
01:54Neither for anyone's sake, nor for anyone's sake,
01:56neither for anyone's sake, nor for anyone's sake,
01:58neither for anyone's sake, nor for anyone's sake,
02:00shoot love.
02:02Come on, let's have breakfast.
02:08Listen to him, you will say, he is talking so deeply,
02:10he is telling me, Mr. Prakash,
02:11the results of these educational institutions should also be made from the election commission.
02:14Then in the evening, if you get up early in the morning, that's it.
02:20Only a woman can make a man a millionaire.
02:23But the condition is that he should be a millionaire first.
02:30Hey man, now Ramzan is going on,
02:32two mosquitoes were talking to each other.
02:33They said, man, whoever you suck the blood of in Ramzan,
02:35it tastes like Rooh Afza.
02:37It tastes like Rooh Afza.
02:42Now see, so many betrayals in love.
02:44The boy betrayed his girlfriend.
02:45The girl, the girl cursed her boyfriend,
02:47in the style of poetry.
02:48Go, your Facebook gets hacked,
02:50the password is stolen.
02:52Go, your Facebook gets hacked,
02:53the password is stolen.
02:55Go, your Facebook gets hacked,
02:57the password is stolen.
02:58Your card is stuck in the ATM,
03:00and it is written, sorry.
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03:32no no
03:39foreign
03:44I remembered this from my husband and wife.
03:46My husband and wife went to the doctor.
03:48And the doctor took out the thermometer and put it in his mouth.
03:50And told him to keep quiet.
03:52His wife kept quiet.
03:54When he took out the thermometer, his husband asked him,
03:56Tell me one thing, how much does this machine cost?
04:02You guys will agree with me.
04:04In today's time, when a girl calls her friend and says,
04:06Listen, I need 20,000 rupees.
04:08The boy says, send me your phone number, I'll transfer it right now.
04:10And when we call our friend and say,
04:12Listen, I need 20,000 rupees.
04:14The boy says, send me your phone number, I'll transfer it right now.
04:20In foreign countries, when you wake up after sleeping,
04:22You hear, have a nice day, good morning, have a lovely day.
04:24And in our country, when you wake up after sleeping,
04:26You hear, get the juicer and grinder fixed.
04:28Get the roller fixed.
04:36Now you see, the girl said to her mother,
04:38Mother, I am going into depression.
04:40Come home before you go to sleep.
04:46His house is so small, when he takes a bath and goes out,
04:48He bumps into the wall.
04:54The situation in Pakistan,
04:56If Qaid-e-Azam Mohammad Ali Jinnah was alive right now,
04:58He would have taken a donkey and left for Italy.
05:04I say, knowledge is a great wealth.
05:06If you don't believe,
05:08Ask the owners of schools.
05:14He is saying to his wife,
05:16I don't want to give you a chance to fight.
05:18Listen to his wife, I don't want to give you a chance.
05:24I have seen this in the match,
05:26The leg impact is standing like this.
05:28Hold the ball.
05:34Now you see, the wife stopped the taxi driver.
05:36He asked the driver, how much money will you take to go to the airport?
05:38He said, 450.
05:40He said, if my husband goes with me,
05:42He said, I will take 450.
05:44The wife looked at her husband and said,
05:46Look, you don't even have a penny.
05:50My message is that,
05:52Always pray to a married man.
05:54Because the cry of the oppressed reaches the earth.
06:00A thief entered a house at night.
06:02He started taking all the valuable things.
06:04The child opened his eyes.
06:06He said, son, take the school bag.
06:08Otherwise, I will make noise.
06:12You see, the divorce of unmarried people is the divorce of married people.
06:14The Eid of many married people,
06:16It gets ruined before Eid.
06:18Now you see, the wife says to her husband,
06:20What gift will you give me on Eid?
06:22The husband says, close your eyes.
06:24The wife says, what do you see?
06:26The husband says, understand.