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00:00Oh
00:30Yo!
00:31Hey!
00:33Don't hit him with a stone it's a distance thing.
00:36You are right but anyway
00:38I know she has a bad sense of humor.
00:40But
00:42she is very open-minded.
00:44People keep asking
00:45Dolly-ji you have a home in Delhi
00:46You have a home in Bombay
00:48Where do you live?
00:49People keep saying it's a controversy.
00:54Does she do any work except for the media?
00:56She used to.
00:57She used to.
00:58She was in the army before.
01:00She used to spit on the enemies with her mouth full of marbles.
01:04One day all the enemies came and said..
01:05..she will be saved from the marbles, not from her spit.
01:09You are talking too much.
01:11And Mr. Bindu, this is her script.
01:15We didn't do anything.
01:15We don't know anything.
01:16We are the officials of Rs. 150.
01:18We don't know anything.
01:19Come on.
01:20Sit down.
01:21Get out of here.
01:25Don't leave me alone.
01:26Sorry, sir.
01:27If you have felt hurt during my performance..
01:30..or if you are sad, I am telling you the truth.
01:32I am not scared of anyone's father.
01:34Do whatever you want to do.
01:42Stop!
01:45Stop!
01:46Wow!
01:49You have done a great job.
01:57I will learn a little from you.
02:02Mr. Bindu, the government has gifted her a helmet..
02:04..because of her talent.
02:08Not because she is happy.
02:09They say that she will ride a bike and wear a helmet.
02:10That's why we don't have to look at her face.
02:14And he is our Chikne.
02:16He is in the gym all day.
02:18He has become bigger than his face.
02:21One day he was sleeping and he hit his hand while sleeping.
02:23He couldn't breathe.
02:26Hey!
02:28No, no.
02:29He was laughing and he also hit his hand once.
02:31He also couldn't breathe.
02:32Not because of the drum, but because of the smell.
02:37Tell him why.
02:39I didn't get my cap because of him.
02:41Come and buy clothes.
02:43A big round of applause for Bharti, Karan and Freedom.
02:50By the way, I want to ask you something.
02:53Has anyone ever made a daily show on you?
02:57No, right?
02:59I won't tell you.
03:00Because before that my brother will have to come here.
03:03So, he will come here.
03:07And he also fights with his neighbour.
03:15Very nice.
03:16Well done.
03:19And the biggest drum has been caught by the weakest man.
03:23Not caught, but he has been trapped in it.
03:26With a lot of difficulty, he used all his strength and breathed in.
03:31He said, change the song from the back.
03:36Superb!
03:37But I don't know how to dance at all.
03:39Look, my mom says, dance like nobody is watching you.
03:45Once I went to a function and I kept this in my heart.
03:48And I danced like nobody was watching me.
03:51And I swear, when the performance was over..
03:54..no one was watching me.
03:55Yes!
04:00Everyone left the stage and ran away.
04:04Do you know, Raghav and Puneet..
04:07..have done every dance show with Ramo D'Souza.
04:09Yes, Ramo sir.
04:11I know him.
04:13I have seen his film, Bagban.
04:15Bagban?
04:16Not every French cat has Ramo D'Souza in it.
04:18Bravo!
04:20Bravo!
04:22Bravo!
04:23Great!
04:24Do you know, Raghav is the king of slow motion?
04:29I have only one complaint with everyone.
04:31What is that?
04:32Everyone keeps talking to themselves in the dance show.
04:36No one tells Mr. Mithun.
04:38He keeps asking everyone, what happened?
04:40What happened?
04:41What happened?
04:42What happened?
04:43What happened?
04:44What happened?
04:47What happened?
04:48Someone tell me, what is the matter?
04:50What is the matter?
04:53But all of them have given a lot of good dance stuff..
04:55..to the film industry.
04:58And all this style has become so popular among common people..
05:02..that they use it in normal life too.
05:04Now if you ask someone, where is this address?
05:07He will tell you, don't go from here.
05:08It will be long from here.
05:13And yes, don't go from the bridge below.
05:20Very good! Superb!
05:21The road below is narrow.
05:23You will have to slide down and go.
05:28Very good!
05:30The whole story is over.
05:31Very good!
05:32If you go there, you will find a doctor who will give you hair removal medicine.
05:37Ask him, do you keep the medicine for it?
05:43And yes, if there is a pimple in the bubble..
05:45..do you keep something for that too?
05:49But ask anyone for the way.
05:51Never ask Shatru sir for the way.
05:54Ask him, sir, where is this way?
05:57Here.
05:58Here.
06:01So a person gets confused, whether to go here or there.
06:05Lovely! Lovely!
06:07By the way, what have we brought for him today?
06:09Today I have brought for him these shoes of Michael Jackson.
06:17He ran away! He ran away!
06:22Oh my God!
06:25He ran away!
06:26I have brought water for him.
06:28My stomach hurts!
06:29Water! Water!
06:30Listen! Listen! Will you kick me a little less?
06:33I will kick you!
06:34Wait!
06:35Why will you kick me?
06:36I will kick you!
06:37Move back!
06:38Kick me a little less!
06:41Kick him!
06:47No!
06:49What is the matter?
06:50Big Boss, don't do this!
06:52Big Boss, don't do this!
06:53What is the matter?
06:55What are you doing?
06:58Oh my God!
06:59Wow!
07:01Look at this! More!
07:05Nishant!
07:07Nishant, go!
07:13There is something inside him!
07:16I ran away!
07:18I ran away!
07:21He is stuck!
07:23He is stuck!
07:27My leg is stuck!
07:30Oh my God!
07:32Wow!
07:33He is so strong!
07:34Wow!
07:38Oh my God!
07:40She is a stranger!
07:43She is a stranger! She has come to fall!
07:45How?
07:46Shweta will come to know now!
07:47Ten!
07:49Nine!
07:51Eight!
07:53Seven!
07:55Six!
07:56Five!
07:57Four!
07:59Three!
08:00Two!
08:01One! One second!
08:02We will walk on this! Come here!
08:06Nishant!
08:07This is for all of you!
08:08One! Two! We walk!
08:09Walking! Walking!
08:12Walking!
08:12Brother, stop!
08:14What walking?
08:15Oh my God!
08:17I am okay!
08:19I am okay!
08:21He fell down!
08:23The score is in front of us!
08:25They had filled two bottles!
08:27They could fill only one!
08:28That is also not complete!
08:29I think it's 17 litres!
08:3217 litres!
08:33Wow!
08:34Walking! Walking!
08:36Walking!
08:37Walking!
08:38Walking!
08:39Walking!
08:40Walking!
08:44Guys!
08:46I have a question for the choreographers!
08:49Yes!
08:51Like Puneet!
08:52He became famous after winning Khatron Ke Khiladi!
08:55Nishant, you went to Bigg Boss and became famous!
08:58Remo sir is making films!
09:00You became double famous!
09:02So, do you believe in the choreographers' dance?
09:08Look at him!
09:09No one is dancing!
09:10Don't talk about choreography!
09:11We choreographers are very talented!
09:13Oh!
09:14We can do anything!
09:16What?
09:17Prashik, tell him!
09:18Brother!
09:19Clean the house!
09:21Clean it like this!
09:22Mom! Clean it!
09:24Take this!
09:25Clean it!
09:26He is talking nonsense!
09:27Clean it four times!
09:29Clean it!
09:30You must have torn all your underwear!
09:34I don't like this ship!
09:37You cross rivers with a pot on your stomach!
09:39Thank God, you are on a ship!
09:41Bittu!
09:42I am going to my business class!
09:44Aunt, it's not a business class! It's a bathroom!
09:46Okay, I will go!
09:47Because I have my business there!
09:49Mom, what is this?
09:51Excuse me!
09:52Yes!
09:53How high does the ship fly?
09:55Sir, 35,000 feet!
09:57Okay!
09:58Why does it fly so high?
10:00The main thing is that it doesn't hit the pole!
10:02So, fly it a few feet higher!
10:04Okay!
10:05You are a person who can even steal kites!
10:07You!
10:08You are going to God!
10:11Hey, sit quietly!
10:13Hold the seat that you got!
10:18Otherwise, the ticketless people will come and make a mess!
10:21What nonsense is he talking?
10:23This seat is near the window!
10:24It will be cool!
10:26I am going there!
10:29I am going to sit near my pilot!
10:31Why? What will you do there?
10:33I will note down the route!
10:35I will see from where I am going!
10:39Next time, I will go on foot!
10:41Who will spend money on a ticket again and again?
10:42Isn't it?
10:44Hey!
10:45Are you in your senses?
10:46Do you know how far London is?
10:49There is an ocean in the middle!
10:50Are you in your senses?
10:52There is no ocean in the middle!
10:53There is a beach on the ocean!
10:55What!
11:00Excuse me!
11:01Can I see your boarding pass?
11:03Fine, thank you!
11:04Can I see your boarding pass?
11:06Yes!
11:08Oh, you are at lowest cheapest economy!
11:11Take your seat here!
11:13Mother, you should also get up!
11:15Mother, get up!
11:16Why should I get up?
11:17It is because I have put the handkerchief
11:18and have stopped the seat here!
11:20No, this is a plane!
11:22One shouldn't stand by holding the handkerchief!
11:23Get up!
11:24How can I do that?
11:25Do we throw a handkerchief and stop the seat?
11:27It's not like that in the plane. I'm sorry.
11:30Excuse me.
11:31Yes.
11:32Why are you arguing with her?
11:33Give Rs. 10 to Titi and end the conversation.
11:35Excuse me, uncle. My name is Sweety, not Titi.
11:38Then take Rs. 5 more, Sweety.
11:39Give her Rs. 15.
11:44Why Rs. 15?
11:46Let me meet the driver once.
11:48I'll settle with him in 2 minutes
11:50so that you'll travel in the air for the rest of your lives.
11:54Excuse me. You're not sitting in the driver's seat.
11:57This is an aeroplane, madam.
11:59You can't sit here.
12:00Then where should I sit?
12:01Just a minute. Your seat is here.
12:03Come here.
12:04Pick this up and bring it forward.
12:06This must be the seat.
12:12Let's move. Come on.
12:13This is your seat.
12:14Come and sit.
12:15What is this?
12:16Excuse me, sir.
12:17You also get up.
12:18No, I'm fine here.
12:20Sir, get up. This is your seat.
12:22What do you mean, ma'am?
12:23I'll sit in the wooden seat. Why?
12:25The plane tickets you've booked
12:28don't even contain 2 kgs of chewing gum.
12:30Sit quietly.
12:31What do you mean, sit quietly?
12:33Bittu, you know this is a wooden seat.
12:35How can I sit in this seat for 9 hours?
12:37Excuse me, not 9 hours.
12:38Just 2 hours.
12:39Until the air hostess serves her drink.
12:42After that, when she has to rest,
12:44she'll come here and sleep.
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