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00:11It's so hot in here!
00:16Why don't you ask your dad to get you a big A-Standing A.C. Shagufta?
00:22A beautiful one?
00:23Yes, a beautiful A-Standing A.C. Shagufta!
00:28My dad sends me a lot of money every month.
00:31I can't ask him for extra money now.
00:34It's good that you all came together.
00:36Why, Mr. Mustaqeem?
00:37Did you want to get a group photo taken with all of us?
00:40No, we're here to ask for money.
00:42Mr. Mustaqeem, what's wrong with you?
00:45Being the owner of such a big house,
00:48you're spreading your hand for just Rs. 100-200?
00:51We're not begging.
00:53We want 1.5 lakhs.
00:551.5 lakhs?
00:58No one will give you so much alms.
01:01We're not begging.
01:03The electricity bill is Rs. 2 lakhs.
01:06We'll give you Rs. 50,000.
01:08And you'll give us the remaining Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
01:10Why will we give you Rs. 1.5 lakhs?
01:12Because you use a lot of electricity.
01:15We sit under one fan.
01:17And we sleep in the lawn at night.
01:19I only have Rs. 30,000-40,000 for the electricity bill.
01:22I can't give you more than that.
01:24Fine.
01:25If the electricity bill is cut,
01:27you won't be able to live without electricity.
01:29We'll manage somehow.
01:31Let's do half-and-half.
01:33Can I tell you something?
01:35I can't live without electricity.
01:37If he's electricity, then I'm fire.
01:40Mom, stop it.
01:42We're talking about electricity.
01:44If the electricity bill is cut,
01:46how will we live without AC?
01:48Just like everyone else,
01:50we'll also live.
01:52Here you go.
01:54I think...
01:56He's just a kid.
01:58He's not our son.
01:59Mom, let's convince him.
02:01Let's convince him.
02:03Come on.
02:11Janu, it's a bill of Rs. 1.5 lakhs.
02:14We'll have to pay it.
02:15Otherwise, the electricity bill will be cut.
02:16And today is the last date.
02:18I don't have money, Naveen.
02:20Why don't you ask your dad?
02:22Yes, beautiful.
02:23Tell him.
02:24Your old mother-in-law and father-in-law
02:26can't live without AC
02:28in such a severe heatwave.
02:30I've already asked my dad
02:32to pay for the rent and groceries.
02:34Now, he'll pay Rs. 1.5 lakhs
02:36for the electricity bill as well.
02:38Who else will pay, Janu?
02:40Dad is our only support.
02:42He's the pillar of this house.
02:44You're the pillar, son.
02:45He's just Nabeel, mom.
02:47There's one more way.
02:49What?
02:50Let's go to Lahore
02:51to spend the summers with dad.
02:53Yes!
02:54It's hotter there, Nabeel.
02:56We don't have to get out of the AC.
02:59We'll stay in the AC all day.
03:02Okay, I'll pack all the clothes
03:04and shawls as well.
03:06Yes! Yes!
03:08We're coming, dad!
03:10No one will go to dad.
03:12I'll ask him for the money.
03:14You guys can go.
03:16Janu, let it be.
03:17Actually, I'm in a bad mood
03:19to go to dad.
03:20We won't come back
03:21before the 4th of December.
03:23Shut up, Nabeel!
03:24It's okay, Janu.
03:26But do ask for the money.
03:28Mom, I'm in a bad mood.
03:29Let's go.
03:38Hello?
03:39Dad?
03:47It's really hot in the kitchen today, Janu.
03:50Don't cook too much.
03:51Just make some simple rice and lentils.
03:54And make some...
03:56What do you call it?
03:57Make some shami.
03:58And fry some papad and green chillies.
04:01And make some vegetables as well.
04:03And make some cold lassi.
04:05That's it, Nabeel?
04:06Or anything else?
04:07I'll make you do it.
04:09Just do this quickly
04:10and come out of the kitchen.
04:12Where's the remote for the AC?
04:13I can't find it.
04:14You won't find it
04:15because I've hidden the remote.
04:16Why, Janu?
04:17Do you know
04:18that I can't live without the AC
04:19even for a minute?
04:20My body starts aching.
04:22Yeah, so keep digging.
04:24But the AC won't work.
04:25Beautiful!
04:26You don't even care
04:27about your husband at all.
04:28Just a little while ago
04:30I gave Mr. Mustaqeem
04:31an electricity bill of 1.5 lakhs.
04:33My dad doesn't earn
04:35so that you can spend
04:36the whole day in the AC
04:37without doing anything.
04:38From now on,
04:39the AC will only work at night.
04:40You're so proud of your dad's money!
04:43Shut up, Nabeel!
04:44I'm telling you
04:45because of the heat, Janu.
04:51Why are you peeing?
04:53I'm getting some fresh air.
04:55Give it to me.
04:56I'm getting hot.
04:59Ma'am, Mr. Mehmood,
05:01why are you sitting
05:02in the heat?
05:03Because your wife
05:05hid the remote for the AC.
05:07Remote!
05:08She hid my remote too
05:09and she says
05:10the AC will only work at night.
05:12My wife raised me
05:14in such a way
05:15that I can survive
05:16even without a fan.
05:17Please try.
05:19Do one thing.
05:20Go to the jungle.
05:22Eat wild plants
05:24and eat frogs.
05:26Please don't give me advice.
05:27I can't digest frogs.
05:30Do one thing for me.
05:31Get a chicken hunted.
05:33Yes, Nabeel.
05:34We'll have to do something.
05:35It's so hot
05:37and because of the heat
05:39my back is itching.
05:42Do you know any electrician?
05:45Yes, I do.
05:47I know someone
05:49who lives far away.
05:51Please call him.
05:52If he's not too far away.
05:55Do you want a new AC?
05:57No, Ma'am.
05:58I have a plan
06:00to run the AC
06:02I have a plan to run the AC
06:03I have a plan to run the AC
06:04I have a plan to run the AC
06:05I have a plan to run the AC
06:06I have a plan to run the AC
06:07I have a plan to run the AC
06:08Who will tell the beauty?
06:10Nabeel, we won't tell her.
06:12Because we'll get cool air
06:14with the AC.
06:16Call the plumber.
06:18Not the plumber, the electrician.
06:20Yes, I'll call him.
06:22What's his name?
06:24His name is Mohammed Sharif.
06:26He's a gentleman.
06:28He's simple.
06:30The bell is ringing.
06:31Let it ring.
06:33Let it ring.
06:37Fix the lights.
06:38Fix the fan.
06:39Fix the water pump.
06:42What do you want to fix?
06:43The electricity bill is too high.
06:45Electricity is expensive.
06:47Use it wisely.
06:49Listen to me first.
06:51I called you here
06:53to make sure
06:55the bill is not too high.
06:57I'm a gentleman.
06:59Ask your uncle.
07:01He's a gentleman.
07:03His name is Sharif.
07:05What if the police find out?
07:07I stay away from these things.
07:09Why?
07:11You've worked for Rana Rizwan
07:13and Ali Imran's metro.
07:15We know everything.
07:19They run the AC all day long.
07:21I've heard
07:23Rana Rizwan has an AC in his bathroom.
07:25Of course.
07:27He needs it in the latrine.
07:29If he has an upset stomach
07:31and has to sit for a long time
07:33we'll get him an AC in the latrine.
07:35I've left all my work.
07:37I've repented.
07:39First do our work
07:41and then repent.
07:43If these three old men
07:45leave the world because of the heat
07:47you'll be responsible for it.
07:49I'll do it.
07:51But it'll cost money.
07:53Take the money.
07:55We'll give you 5,000-6,000.
07:57It's risky.
07:59Do you agree?
08:01Yes!
08:03Let's start.
08:27Let's go to the river.
08:29We'll see the river.
08:31Let's go to the river.
08:33Let's make a bubble.
08:35Let's go.
08:37Let's go.
08:43Drive the AC as much as you want.
08:45You've done your work.
08:47You've done it right.
08:49No matter how much you drive
08:51the speed of the meter will be the same.
08:53The meter has nothing to do with the AC.
08:55Go and drive the AC.
08:57I've freed all the rooms with AC.
08:59Go and drive the AC.
09:01Why should I drive?
09:03You drive the AC.
09:05The remote is beautiful.
09:07I can see the meter here.
09:09Go and drive.
09:11I trust you.
09:13Go and drive.
09:15Give me my money.
09:17We'll give it to you.
09:19You've done a great job.
09:2125,000 in a jiffy.
09:23You've done a great job.
09:25You'll get some money.
09:37Congratulations.
09:39You've driven the AC.
09:41You've driven it at the speed of 16.
09:43Let's go.
09:47It's going very slow.
09:49It's going very slow.
09:51It's going very slow.
09:53At least give me food.
09:55I'm very hungry.
09:57We'll give you food.
09:59We'll give you cold drinks.
10:01Give me 2000 rupees.
10:03Why should I?
10:05Don't be stingy.
10:07Give me the money.
10:09I'll give you.
10:11Take this.
10:13Hot biryani and cold lassi.
10:17The cold lassi.
10:19The cold lassi.
10:21I'll be right back.
10:31Who is he?
10:33I'm Sharif.
10:35What's the guarantee?
10:37He's Mr. Mustaqeem's relative.
10:39Mr. Mustaqeem had ordered biryani for him.
10:41So he gave it to us.
10:43After eating food,
10:45I'm feeling sleepy.
10:48I want to sleep.
10:50Give me the AC remote.
10:52I can't give you the remote.
10:54Ask for the remote the day you pay the bill.
10:56I've decided
10:58that I'll pay the electricity bill.
11:00You're young.
11:02You can tolerate the heat.
11:04But at this age,
11:06I can't tolerate the heat.
11:08Give me the remote.
11:10I won't.
11:12You drive the AC at 16.
11:14It's fun to drive the AC at 16.
11:16Stay away from this.
11:18He's our relative.
11:20He's right.
11:22Mr. Mehmood is ready to pay the bill.
11:24Give him the AC remote.
11:26Okay, I'll give you the remote.
11:28But don't come to me with the bill.
11:30I won't.
11:32I won't.
11:34I won't.
11:36I won't.
11:38I won't.
11:46I won't.
11:48I won't.
11:50I won't.
11:52I won't.
11:54I won't.
11:56I won't.
11:58I won't.
12:00I won't.
12:02I won't.
12:04I won't.
12:06I won't.
12:08I won't.
12:10I won't.
12:12I won't.
12:14I won't.
12:16I won't.
12:18I won't.
12:20I won't.
12:22I won't.
12:24I won't.
12:26I won't.
12:28I won't.
12:30I won't.
12:32I won't.
12:34I won't.
12:36I won't.
12:38I won't.
12:40I won't.
12:42I won't.
12:44Wow. Wow. Wow.
12:46Mr. Mustaqeem, we've opened the doors
12:49with the AC on in the room
12:51and trust me, the lounge is cold as ice.
12:53Your mother is sneezing.
12:55Mr. Mustaqeem, will you tell us
12:57if you're enjoying the AC or not?
12:59Oh, man. I'm freezing
13:02because of the AC's cold.
13:04So we came out for a while.
13:08Mr. Shareef, how did you come inside?
13:10The door was open. I came in.
13:12You've come in a lot.
13:13I mean, why have you come?
13:16Actually, the electricity in my area has gone.
13:18So?
13:19So what? I came here. The electricity here is free, right?
13:21So what if it's free?
13:23If you come here again and again, the beauty will start doubting you.
13:27I was thinking, the kids have vacations.
13:28The poor ones stay at home in the summer.
13:30I should have brought them here too.
13:31They live in Thandak, right?
13:32Very good.
13:33This is like a hail station.
13:35If you want to take a vacation, you'll come here.
13:37I was just joking.
13:39If you don't like it, I'll stay alone.
13:41Of course, you can stay.
13:42As long as you don't get electricity here.
13:44Remember one thing.
13:45You're a distant relative of Mr. Mustaqeem.
13:47Don't call yourself an electrician in front of beauty.
13:51Yes, don't worry.
13:53Nabeel, I'm feeling hot.
13:56Let's go upstairs in the AC.
13:57Let's go.
13:58Can we also see our soup?
14:00Because it's fun to sit in the AC and drink hot soup.
14:05Yes, enjoy.
14:06Yes, enjoy.
14:07Please come.
14:10AC?
14:24What kind of misbehavior is this?
14:26Hey!
14:27Hey!
14:28Should I take off my shoes?
14:30What misbehavior did I do?
14:32I was just relaxing.
14:33Don't you remember a guest?
14:35But this room is ours.
14:37And this bed is also ours.
14:39This is not appropriate.
14:40For God's sake, let me sleep for a couple of hours.
14:42I have to go somewhere for work.
14:44Not at all.
14:45We came here to sleep.
14:46We sleep together.
14:47I can even give you a lorry.
14:48Oh, God!
14:49Get out!
14:50Get out of here!
14:51And go sit in the lounge.
14:52Uncle, I'm not a guest at all.
14:54Oh, God!
14:56Get out!
14:58Get out!
15:02Now it's going to be fun.
15:03Wow!
15:04Wow!
15:05It's so much fun to drink soup in the cold.
15:08Go Farzana,
15:09make me a cup of coffee.
15:11I'm feeling very cold.
15:13Mom, instead of coffee,
15:14turn off the AC.
15:16You'll stop feeling cold.
15:17Shut up!
15:18Why should I turn off the AC?
15:20Now your dad won't pay the bill.
15:21My husband will pay the bill.
15:23Now I can use the AC day and night.
15:25Then make your own coffee.
15:27Salaam, aunt.
15:28Walaikum Assalam, my son.
15:31You're back after so long.
15:34Rukhsana,
15:35go make coffee for your brother-in-law.
15:37He's not my brother-in-law, mom.
15:39Then whose brother-in-law is he?
15:41How would I know, mom?
15:42Who are you?
15:44I'm Mr. Mustaqeem's relative.
15:46Did you forget?
15:47What are you doing here?
15:49Brother Naveen,
15:50it's very hot downstairs.
15:52It's so cold here.
15:54Come with us.
15:55Let's sit here for a while.
15:56What's wrong?
15:57Come on,
15:58I need to talk to you.
16:00Okay,
16:01who is it?
16:02Okay,
16:03let's talk.
16:04Sister-in-law,
16:05make coffee
16:06and boil two eggs.
16:07Why?
16:08What's wrong with you?
16:09Come on,
16:10come with us.
16:11Make coffee,
16:12boil two eggs.
16:13He's my father-in-law.
16:15Mr. Mustaqeem.
16:16Mr. Mustaqeem.
16:17Who is it?
16:18Who is it?
16:21Move back.
16:22Where is Ajit?
16:23Decide about him.
16:25Okay,
16:26I'll sleep in the AC room
16:27until you decide.
16:28If you decide,
16:29you can wake me up.
16:30Wait,
16:31wait here.
16:32Mr. Mustaqeem,
16:33let your relative sleep here.
16:34He's here to die.
16:35There's no electricity in the house.
16:37Can't a poor man sleep in the AC room?
16:39Go somewhere else and sleep.
16:41Leave us alone.
16:43You people are weird.
16:44If I slow down your meter,
16:45I'll come here to sleep.
16:47You didn't do it for free.
16:49You took money.
16:50I'm feeling a little humiliated.
16:52Is that so?
16:53You'll feel more than this.
16:55Get out of here before that.
16:57I was in a relationship.
16:58You got me fired.
17:00You're not even talking to me.
17:02Mr. Sharif,
17:03I'm telling you to leave.
17:04Don't create a problem for us.
17:06What if I don't want to?
17:07Hello?
17:08Mr. Sharif,
17:09I was trying to make you understand.
17:11But you don't listen to me.
17:14Mr. Mustaqeem,
17:15Mr. Mustaqeem,
17:16let's get to work.
17:17Come on.
17:18Come on.
17:19Beat him.
17:20Beat him.
17:21Beat him.
17:22Beat him.
17:23Beat him.
17:24Beat him.
17:27Yes?
17:28Who's the owner of this house?
17:30It's me.
17:31Tell me.
17:32If there's a man in the house,
17:33send him out.
17:34What do you think
17:35when you talk to women?
17:36What?
17:37Tax?
17:38You'll feel it when you breathe.
17:39I'm not talking about tax.
17:41Then?
17:42What the people in this country
17:43feel about their future.
17:45Fear?
17:46Yes, fear.
17:47Are you scared
17:48when you talk to women?
17:49No, mom.
17:50It's not that.
17:51Actually,
17:52I'm going to talk to men.
17:53Look,
17:54if my husband gets married again,
17:55tell me secretly.
17:56I'll quietly
17:57put poison in his tea.
17:59No, mom.
18:00It's not like that.
18:01Call the men outside.
18:03Men can't come outside.
18:05They have a disease
18:06because of which
18:07Dr. Noonan
18:08has been banned
18:09from going out in the sun
18:10for five years.
18:11Mr. Lakhawas,
18:12please come in.
18:13Good.
18:14Drinking coffee in the cold
18:15is a different experience.
18:17Right, Mr. Mahmud?
18:18Yes, yes.
18:19There's no doubt
18:20about that, Mr. Mustaqeem.
18:22Hey, Momo.
18:23Hey, listen to me.
18:24Hold on to your socks.
18:26It's starting to get cold.
18:28I think
18:29we should turn off the AC
18:30for a while, Nabeel.
18:31Oh, dear.
18:32Don't talk about the poor.
18:35Your dad isn't paying
18:36the electricity bill anymore.
18:38In fact,
18:39my dad is going to pay it.
18:40And my dad's heart
18:42is bigger than his mouth.
18:46Akhtar Khan.
18:47This man
18:48wanted to meet
18:49the men of this house.
18:50Wow, wow.
18:51You guys have
18:52created a very
18:53cool atmosphere.
18:54Yes.
18:55What we do is
18:56we turn on the AC
18:57in the rooms
18:58and open the doors
18:59so that the lounge
19:00gets cold.
19:01Oh, so you guys
19:02must pay a lot of bills.
19:03Who cares about the bills?
19:05We don't even care
19:07about the electricity bill.
19:09Wow, wow.
19:10You guys are amazing.
19:11But you didn't tell us
19:12why you're asking all this.
19:13Very good question.
19:14I'm asking because
19:15I came from the electricity office
19:17and I have a complaint
19:18against you guys.
19:19What kind of complaint, sir?
19:20That you guys
19:21messed with the meter.
19:22Nabeel,
19:23what are you saying?
19:24It's okay.
19:25We didn't mess with
19:26any girl.
19:27We just messed with the meter.
19:28No, no, no.
19:29We didn't do anything.
19:30You can check if you want.
19:32I've checked the meter.
19:34Why don't you
19:35check our presence
19:36as well?
19:37Yes, yes.
19:38Let's go.
19:39Yes, yes.
19:40Let's go.
19:41Let's go.
19:42Let's go.
19:43Let's go.
19:44Let's go.
19:45Let's go.
19:46Let's go.
19:47Let's go.
19:48Let's go.
19:49Let's go.
19:51Come, come.
19:52Let's see.
19:55Look at your meter.
19:56It's working like a crow
19:57and all the ACs are on.
19:58You'll go straight to jail.
20:00And you'll pay a different fine.
20:01Who teaches you how to eat sweets?
20:03I'm a diabetic.
20:04Then take some sweets
20:05with your money.
20:06With what money?
20:07The same
20:08that we'll give you now.
20:09How much will you pay?
20:10At least five to six thousand.
20:12Ten lakhs is the fine
20:13for this job you guys have done.
20:14I'll charge you at least fifty thousand.
20:16Oh, man.
20:17Mr. Mahmood.
20:18Give me fifty thousand
20:19fifty thousand.
20:20I don't have fifty thousand.
20:21I only have ten thousand.
20:23Oh, it's okay.
20:24The remaining forty thousand
20:25will be paid by Mr. Mustaqeem.
20:27Oh, man.
20:28You've already paid a lot.
20:29Give me forty thousand.
20:31Once you're in jail
20:32you won't even get
20:33an AC or a fan there.
20:35Okay.
20:36I'll try to get
20:37Jauji Begum's secret
20:38out of the storeroom.
20:39I'll be right back.
20:40Hurry up.
20:41That's it.
20:42Wait for five minutes.
20:43Wait for five minutes.
20:46Nabeel.
20:47Why was that guy
20:48from Bijli's office here?
20:49He was here
20:50to say hello.
20:52Don't lie, Nabeel.
20:53Did you guys
20:54do anything wrong
20:55with the meter?
20:56No, dear.
20:57We didn't do anything wrong.
20:58He's Mr. Mustaqeem's
20:59distant relative.
21:01He came to meet him.
21:02Why are Mr. Mustaqeem's
21:03distant relatives
21:04coming to meet
21:05Ms. Jauji
21:06in her absence, Nabeel?
21:08Because, dear,
21:09you cruel women
21:10can't bear
21:11your husband's relatives
21:12coming to meet him.
21:13Shut up, Nabeel.
21:14I'll be happy
21:15to shut up this time.
21:16But, I swear
21:17I won't do
21:18anything like that again.
21:28Hey, guys.
21:29You guys are laughing.
21:30How are you all?
21:32Laxman is here
21:33to enjoy the cold.
21:35Yeah, man.
21:36I feel like
21:37I'm in Madhi.
21:39It's been hot
21:40since day one.
21:41We stopped
21:42helping Bijli.
21:44Really?
21:45Then who's going
21:46to pay the bill?
21:47I'll pay the bill.
21:49I'm a rich man.
21:50There's nothing to worry about.
21:52I'll pay the bill.
21:53Wow.
21:54That's great, Mr. Mehmood.
21:55Forget it, Mr. Butt.
21:56Tell me,
21:57who's the actor
21:58from the old
21:59English movies
22:00with you?
22:01Him.
22:02He's from Bijli's office.
22:04But, we've already
22:05talked about it.
22:06What did you say?
22:07You guys
22:08took a meter.
22:09Do you know
22:10what the punishment is?
22:11Stop it, guys.
22:12Your man
22:13has already left.
22:14He took the money.
22:15Get out of here.
22:16Both of you,
22:17come inside.
22:21Hey.
22:23You guys are here?
22:25Yes.
22:26They're taking us
22:27to the houses
22:28where they've
22:29freed both of us.
22:30First, one of them
22:31goes and
22:32steals the meter.
22:33And the other
22:34becomes Bijli's officer
22:35and steals the money.
22:37What?
22:38What?
22:39I think
22:40you know
22:41what my next dialogue
22:42will be.
22:43Let's go to the police station.
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