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00:00Let's go, let's go, let's go for a ride, the world is not a bubble
00:15Why are you spilling so much petrol on yourself?
00:19This is not petrol, this is perfume, momo
00:22So where are you going with so much perfume? I'll come with you
00:25I'm going to the funeral, what will you do there?
00:29Really? Then what is this gift for?
00:31This? He was a very close friend of mine, so I'll keep this gift on his grave
00:38Oh, well done, you never gave me a gift while I was alive
00:42So you have to keep a gift on your dead friend's grave
00:45When you die, I'll keep a gift on your grave as well
00:49Shut up!
00:51Let's go, let's go, let's go for a ride, the world is not a bubble
00:59Let's go, let's go, let's go for a ride, the world is not a bubble
01:08Let's make a bubble and go towards the river
01:13We'll see the storm before the storm
01:17Let's make a bubble and have some fun
01:20Let's go, keep moving
01:22I
01:52I'm so old
01:54I'm so old
01:56Maaji yaar
01:58What happened?
02:00Your husband's name is Mehmood
02:02I'm old
02:04Maaji
02:06What happened to Mehmood?
02:08Where is his dead body?
02:10I will convert him
02:12into a dead body
02:14Why Maaji?
02:16What did Mehmood do?
02:18He was talking to a girl in the street
02:20That old man caught him
02:22Maaji, that girl
02:24How was she?
02:26I caught her red handed
02:28Why didn't you bring her with you?
02:30She was talking important things
02:32I didn't want to disturb her
02:34What were they talking about Maaji?
02:36That they will get married
02:38And then they will decorate
02:40the honeymoon
02:42And the girl
02:44Will bring all the gold
02:46and jewelry
02:48Did you hear all this?
02:50No, I didn't
02:52But they must be talking about this
02:54Beautiful Maaji
02:56I was more beautiful than that girl
02:58But that man cheated me
03:00Now there will be revenge
03:02And Jameel will take my revenge
03:04Who is Jameel Maaji?
03:06You son, you Jameel
03:08You will take my revenge
03:10Go, kill Masoud
03:12Oh Maaji, how will I kill him?
03:14Although I hate him
03:16But he is my father
03:18I can do this
03:20I can taunt him
03:22Get lost
03:24I will take my revenge
03:26Oh Maaji
03:28Oh Maaji
03:30Oh Jameel
03:32My Maaji is in so much pain
03:34Yes Nabeel
03:36Jameel, why don't you take Maaji's revenge?
03:38Papaji will hang you
03:40and save you
03:42Shut up Nabeel
03:44I want to sleep
03:54What happened Mumtaz?
03:56Why are you crying?
03:58My heart is beating
04:00I am sure your daughter-in-law
04:02must have insulted you again
04:04No
04:06Then did your son and daughter-in-law
04:08beat you up?
04:10No
04:12Leave all this
04:14If you want to kill someone
04:16what do you give to the other person?
04:18betel leaf, betel leaf, betel leaf
04:20Betel leaf
04:22You give betel leaf to the person
04:24you want to kill
04:26Mumtaz, who do you want to kill?
04:28No, I don't want to kill anyone
04:30I was just asking for my general knowledge
04:32Mumtaz, what are you doing here?
04:34I was looking for you
04:36to order vegetables
04:38here and there
04:40Why?
04:42Didn't you go earlier?
04:44I told you, I am going to my friend's funeral
04:46I am tired
04:48I am going upstairs to rest
04:50Don't worry my sister
04:52I will order whatever you want
04:54You just have to do one thing
04:56Whatever you want to eat
04:58just get one tikka or a bowl
05:00and give it to me
05:02Shut up
05:04I don't need your vegetables
05:10I don't need your vegetables
05:22You ate it?
05:24You should feel ashamed
05:26You are cheating my innocent mother
05:28I didn't cheat her
05:30Maaji just told me
05:32that you are getting married again
05:34She is crazy
05:36She keeps doubting me
05:38If you talk to a girl
05:40with a smile
05:42she will make the rest of the story
05:44Nabeel, you know about these wives
05:46Yes, you are right
05:48Wives are a little suspicious
05:50Nabeel
05:52Mimosa, let me tell you
05:54If you cheat my mother
05:56I won't be able to do anything
05:58There is no one worse than you
06:00You don't need to threaten me
06:02Go and tell your mother
06:04not to doubt me
06:08I am not a fool
06:10I am not a fool
06:12I am telling you the story of Mimosa
06:14Maybe Maaji is suspicious
06:16No Nabeel
06:18Wives don't doubt
06:20Something must have happened
06:22My poor mother is crying
06:24I don't know where she is
06:26Go and see where Maaji is
06:28It is very hot outside
06:30It will get a little colder in the evening
06:32I will go and see Maaji
06:34Oh brother
06:36Come here
06:38I want to give you something
06:40What is it?
06:42Take this betel leaf
06:44and finish this betel
06:46That's why I gave you betel
06:48I don't want this
06:50You don't eat it
06:52You are already spoiled
06:54Listen
06:56Take two betel leaves
06:58Take three
07:00Do me a favor
07:04Hey
07:06Where is your
07:08fake wife?
07:10She is cruel
07:12and a miser
07:14But she is not a liar
07:16She is a liar
07:18She told me that
07:20people kill people by giving betel
07:22But I gave two betel leaves
07:24to a man
07:26But he didn't believe me
07:28Sister Momo
07:30You are very innocent
07:32People give betel leaves for money
07:34This is not a job
07:36Why would anyone kill someone
07:38for a betel leaf?
07:40Tell me one thing
07:42Whom do you want to give this betel leaf to?
07:46Whom do I want to give this betel leaf to?
07:48I am a beggar
07:50I am a beggar
07:52I was begging
08:02Oh
08:04Let's go
08:06Let's go to the bar
08:08There is no bubble in this world
08:12Let's make a bubble
08:14Let's go to the bar
08:16Let's go
08:18Let's go to the bar
08:20Let's go
08:22Let's make a bubble
08:24Let's go
08:26Let's go
08:28Mom
08:30What?
08:32I have a lot of money
08:34But you have to do one thing
08:36How much money do you have?
08:3820,000
08:4020,000
08:42I will do whatever you say
08:44Tell me
08:46Will you kill this man?
08:48I don't like his face
08:50I will give you
08:52a special discount
08:54How much discount?
08:56I will take 1 lakh rupees for one murder
08:58I will give you 80,000 rupees
09:00I will kill him for 20,000 rupees
09:02Really?
09:04Then take 5,000 rupees from me
09:06And come with me to my house
09:08Mom, will I get food?
09:10I haven't eaten anything
09:12You will get a lot
09:14Come with me
09:16Come
09:22Don't you dare to step inside
09:24You are stopping me from coming inside
09:26Mom, who is stopping you?
09:28He was going inside
09:30We are stopping him
09:32He is my distant relative
09:34Relative?
09:36But he doesn't look like your relative
09:38He is my distant cousin
09:40He has come from abroad
09:42By the way
09:44Which country have you come from?
09:46I am from Switzerland
09:48We thought that
09:50Rich people live in Switzerland
09:52But now we know
09:54That Switzerland is also like our country
09:56Mom, give me something to eat
09:58I am very hungry
10:00I think he didn't get anything to eat in the flight
10:02I will give you something to eat
10:04Come inside
10:08I can smell something very strange
10:10It is coming from outside
10:12Come
10:14Come
10:16Sit here
10:18Sit up
10:20Good
10:22Mom, who is he?
10:24Son, he is your uncle
10:26Mom, where did he come from?
10:28He doesn't look like our uncle
10:30He doesn't look like our uncle
10:32Don't call me uncle
10:34Hello, uncle
10:36Did you have breakfast?
10:38Where did your brother come from?
10:40Before this
10:42He will never give me food
10:44He is my cousin
10:46Tell him
10:48My name is Pappu
10:50I came from Paris
10:522 hours ago
10:54From Paris? I don't think so
10:56Who are you?
10:58I am beautiful
11:00If I take a bath in hot water
11:02With phenyl
11:04I will look more beautiful than you
11:06I swear
11:08Mom
11:10He is your cousin
11:12He is pranking my wife
11:14Son, he is your uncle
11:16Give him respect
11:18I didn't eat anything
11:20You are hungry since 3 days
11:22Tell me the truth
11:24Who is he?
11:26He is on diet since 3 days
11:28That's why he didn't eat anything
11:30Sit down
11:32I will make breakfast for you
11:36Uncle
11:38Should I make breakfast here?
11:40Yes
11:48Oh
12:02Hey
12:04How did you fall here?
12:06You are weird
12:08You can't even stand properly
12:10You make a mess when you walk
12:12You are weird
12:18Oh
12:36What are you doing here?
12:38And this rope on your hand
12:40Are you trying to commit suicide?
12:42Have you gone mad?
12:44I don't know where momo brought him
12:46Sometimes you fall there
12:48Sometimes you fall here
12:50Your alignment is also not good
12:52Don't act smart
12:54Don't act smart
12:56You are useless
12:58Oh
13:10Oh
13:12Oh
13:14What are you doing here?
13:16I came to wake you up
13:18Bridegroom
13:20Don't you dare call me bridegroom
13:22Why?
13:24What else should I call you?
13:26I will ask momo to get you treated
13:28You don't even let me sleep
13:30I will show you
13:42Hey
13:44What are you doing here?
13:46My heart is very weak
13:48If something happens to me
13:50Who will make you a widow?
13:52Why did I call you here?
13:54What are you doing here?
13:56Go and beat him up
13:58Or else I won't give you a penny
14:00Don't worry
14:02I will beat him up
14:04Get up
14:06Get up
14:08Come on
14:10Quick
14:12Tell me
14:14I have to take a bath
14:16And wear a clean dress
14:24Ah
14:26Ah
14:28Get lost
14:30What are you doing?
14:32Why are you after my life?
14:34I will kill you this time
14:36I have hired a maid for you
14:38What?
14:40What nonsense are you talking?
14:42Who hired a maid for me?
14:44Your wife
14:46What?
14:48I will kill you and leave this house
14:50Tell me what is your last wish?
14:52Don't you know me?
14:54Don't challenge me
14:56I am giving you an easy death
14:58If you challenge me
15:00I will kill you
15:02Look
15:04I am telling you
15:06I will kill you
15:10I won't give you money
15:12I will kill you for free
15:14Wait
15:16I will be back
15:18It's 5 am
15:20I won't leave you
15:22Go to sleep
15:34Mother
15:36Why are you wearing a white dupatta?
15:38I don't know
15:40I don't know
15:42When I will become a widow
15:44Mother
15:46Who is a widow?
15:48I am a very good man
15:50I will kill everyone
15:52Mamtaash
15:54Mamtaash
15:56Mamtaash
15:58Your drunk friend was telling me
16:00That you hired a maid for me
16:02What?
16:04Wow
16:06My uncle is a contract killer
16:08You should have told me
16:10I would have hired a maid for you
16:12Nabeel
16:14I was just kidding
16:16Tell me the truth
16:18Who is that mad man?
16:22Wake up
16:24You are sleeping on the sofa
16:26Wake up
16:28Call the doctor
16:30Get a drip
16:32Give me some medicine
16:34Your sister lives upstairs
16:36Go and die there
16:38Give me something to eat
16:40I am very hungry
16:42Do you want to eat?
16:44I have fried it in ghee
16:46Why don't you fry the leftover oil
16:48From the pakoras
16:50In that
16:52As you wish
16:58Uncle
17:00Go and get your maid back
17:02He was after me
17:04He tried to kill me
17:063-4 times
17:08You are very stubborn
17:10I think uncle
17:12Is a bad player
17:14Shut up Nabeel
17:16Get your maid back
17:18I won't get her back
17:20He is a fraud
17:22He is going to marry again
17:24Don't be so naive
17:26Mamtaash told us everything
17:28That how you were
17:30Holding her hand
17:32I swear on you Nabeel
17:34It's nothing like that
17:36I was just asking her
17:38Have you ever asked
17:40How is your mother
17:42Being so romantic
17:44How can I make you understand
17:46It's nothing like that
17:48What proof do you have
17:54Get lost
17:56Come back
17:58How long will you run
18:00He will come back
18:02Until your husband comes
18:04Feed me
18:06Make arrangements for food
18:08For uncle
18:10I will put this
18:12Spice in the paratha
18:14I will get it
18:16Uncle
18:18You are a bad player
18:24Come
18:26Stand here
18:28Where is everyone
18:30Come out
18:32Uncle, Nabeel, Khumsurat
18:34All of you come down
18:36Today we will have milk and water
18:38Enough of water
18:40I need milk
18:44Look at her
18:46The same girl
18:48You saw with me
18:50Today I have proof
18:54This old man has cheated
18:56With this old woman
18:58This is too much
19:00Such a big fraud
19:02Tell uncle
19:04To kill this old woman
19:06Or else I will
19:08Listen to me
19:10I had nothing to do with her
19:12Tell me
19:14You tried
19:16But I didn't take any interest
19:18Uncle
19:20Call her uncle
19:22Nothing can happen between us
19:24I am engaged
19:26Why will I like such an old man
19:28We met once or twice
19:30But I don't want to
19:32Marry him
19:34Really
19:36Did you hear
19:38You gave my name
19:40For no reason
19:42Tell your brother
19:44To go back
19:46I will get your brother's return ticket
19:48But where is your brother
19:50I don't have a brother
19:52I brought him from the streets
19:54Yes
19:56Yes
19:58Chappu
20:00Pappu
20:02Pappu
20:04Sit
20:06What happened
20:08Get out of here
20:10I don't want to give you anything
20:12Return the advance
20:14I took it from Yasmeen's purse
20:16I won't return the advance
20:18I will do all the work
20:20I will take my money
20:22Ready
20:241,2,3
20:26Go
20:52Music