Barkat Uzmi New Comedy Video - Most Funny Videos
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00:00Look, a boy is telling me, he is saying, brother Barkat,
00:01a pressure cooker is better than us,
00:03whose girl runs on a single whistle.
00:09Now look, the husband is saying to the wife,
00:10you are at home all day,
00:12still the house is not cleaned.
00:13Wife says, you are also in the office all day,
00:15then why are we not rich?
00:21Now in the summer, before running the AC, fan, fridge at home,
00:24keep in mind that
00:25you have to cross 200 units,
00:26you have to cross the Indian border.
00:30This is a fan.
00:32Look, a guy is telling me,
00:33brother Barkat, it was very hot today,
00:35so I flipped the calendar and set the month to December.
00:37Then I felt peaceful.
00:42One thing is that
00:42heat and humiliation are the same.
00:44Yes.
00:44As long as you don't feel it and it doesn't hurt.
00:50A guy sat in the heat without a coat.
00:53The guard is looking at him again and again.
00:54The guy is saying, hey, what are you looking at?
00:56The guard is saying, I am thinking,
00:57where will you get the rent from?
01:00Your hair problem will be solved.
01:02How?
01:02You flip it.
01:03Yes.
01:08Today's children are so rude.
01:10You see, the teacher is telling the small child,
01:12your family is wasting money on you.
01:15The child is saying and the school is on you.
01:20Let me tell you one thing,
01:21you don't know about my education,
01:22I have done CA.
01:23Complete rest.
01:25Electricity has become such in our country
01:26that if someone stands near a PMT
01:28and shouts a little,
01:29it will rain,
01:30then electricity comes on.
01:34You know when was the most insulting childhood?
01:36When?
01:37When the household members
01:38used to send something from the shop
01:39and ask for it back.
01:45The one who can make an ID
01:46on the name of the girls.
01:47The one who can make an ID
01:48on the name of the girls.
01:49The one who can make an ID
01:50on the name of the girls.
01:51The one who can make an ID
01:52on the name of the girls.
01:53The one who can make an ID
01:54He can make an ID in the name of girls and he can also apply lipstick of his own
02:03Now in the hands of the father, the son's mobile phone was installed
02:05After the Fajr prayer, the girl got a message
02:07My Shona has prayed
02:09The father replied, I am his father speaking
02:11He said, you also pray, you are not a Muslim
02:17The husband is saying to the wife, if I win the lottery, what will you do?
02:20The wife says, I will take half the money and go to my mother's place forever
02:23The husband says, I have won a lottery of Rs. 1000, take Rs. 500 and go
02:30In our country, people do not give credit to the doctor after recovering from the disease
02:34They give it to the money, if it costs Rs. 6000, then I will go and get it cured
02:41But if the wife makes a mistake, then understand that the fault is of the mistake
02:46My friend was going at night
02:48He saw a woman sitting in the graveyard
02:50He said, sister, are you not afraid?
02:52You are sitting in the graveyard so late at night
02:54He said, what is there to be afraid of?
02:56It was hot inside, I came out
03:02A boy is saying to me, brother Barkat
03:04Believe me, I used to chat with him all night
03:06Then one day he wrote the place of sleeping
03:08I sleep
03:11The wife says, go to the neighborhood
03:13See, husband and wife are fighting
03:15Husband says, I went once or twice, that's why
03:20In our country, women start lying about their age when their face starts speaking the truth
03:30If a man is rich, then his wife should give him his tin
03:36If a man is rich, then his wife should give him his tin
03:46Friend, there should be someone who looks at your face and tells you what bad thoughts are going on in your mind
03:56Pakistanis have spent 76 years waiting for good days
03:59Every 5 years you find out that the days that have passed were good
04:06A man was laughing and talking to his wife
04:09Then he saw who she was
04:13I have a question, you three answer
04:15A woman makes 20 rotis in an hour
04:18So how many rotis will 20 women make in an hour?
04:21I don't know
04:22She won't make even one, the conversation won't end
04:28A friend of mine was admitted in the hospital
04:30The nurse said, you are called sister here
04:32Doesn't your husband have a problem?
04:34It's been so many years
04:40And I say, there are only two ways to live a good life
04:42Be single yourself and make your friend single
04:50Make yourself so famous that every girl asks you what your number is
04:54And I want to say one thing, calling a girl aunty is like putting your hand on a honeycomb
05:08Why is there a picture of girls on a pack of soap? Don't we boys bathe?
05:16If there is a feast in your house and you make such people stand at the gate of your house
05:20Believe me, after eating, every person will wash their hands
05:24A boy was saying that he used to talk to her by stopping her pee
05:30He used to talk to her by stopping her pee
05:32He used to talk to her by stopping her pee
05:34The marriage didn't happen, it became a stone
05:40If you stand near a transformer and say it's going to rain, the electricity will go
05:49A hen was crossing the road with her three children
05:52After crossing the road, a hen's child said, we five have crossed the road
05:56Think how five?
05:57He is a child, he can say anything