Mikey Bets WILL Knockout Zach Un-Abel At Rough N' Rowdy 25 And Here's The Training & Trash Talk To Prove It
Frank The Tank | Rough N' Rowdy
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00:00The Able Brothers are... they're different.
00:03Oh my God!
00:05He's twisted in the ass!
00:07What was it about the ropes that you wanted to go over so much?
00:11I don't know. It's just when you're in there, shit happens.
00:14But that's literally never happened one time.
00:17They have accents that I describe as birth control.
00:20One of my boys texted me saying I'm getting a $500 accent bonus.
00:25They're like cockroaches. They're going to keep coming at you until you kill them.
00:28Mikey has a lot of pressure on him, so he better step up.
00:31I joined Rough and Rowdy because of Frank.
00:33I need to fight for Frank. I don't like the Able Brothers.
00:35Look into Mikey Betts' eyes. It's going to be darkness.
00:39Nobody wants to be the guy who loses to an Able.
00:43They're characters. I don't know how else to put it. I mean, you guys know them.
00:47The Able Brothers always bring it!
00:49It does go to Zachary Able, the Assassin King.
00:52Oh, good left from Able!
00:53Oh, Able comes running out!
00:55The crowd is loving the action!
00:57What did I tell you? What did I tell you?
00:59Do you agree with the decision?
01:01I mean, I thought it was an early stop.
01:03Look at these warriors!
01:05I'm not even hurt, dude.
01:06I mean, no introduction needed, honestly.
01:19These ones are the slicing cucumbers.
01:22They're the big ones.
01:23Those ones right there will be the pickling ones.
01:26We'll make pickles out of them.
01:28We've got the dill growing there.
01:30So, whenever we make the pickles, we'll use the fresh dill.
01:33I've got one more thing I have to show you.
01:35It's the best crop. I found it over at Tractor Supply.
01:38They had two for ten gum.
01:40So, come on with me.
01:42Oh, these two are actually ready.
01:44Let's pull one out.
01:45We've got Four Loko Gold here.
01:47Four Loko is the best, guys.
01:49You've got to drink Four Loko Gold.
01:51Fourth of July party.
01:53This is all the Able Brothers were drinking.
01:56We run on Four Loko Gold.
01:58We've got another one here still on the vine.
02:01One for me, one for Mikey Betts, I guess.
02:04You know what? Fuck Mikey Betts.
02:06This one's going to my twin brother.
02:08I'd much rather hang out with him.
02:10Why I even got into gardening is just because
02:13the food at the grocery store just isn't good.
02:15Like, I don't want to go full conspiracy theory on you guys,
02:19but there's not a conspiracy theory I won't examine.
02:22How sick of the hock to a girl are you guys, dude?
02:25It felt like a CIA level push behind it,
02:28but I still believe we're on a globe and all,
02:31but there's definitely something about Antarctica
02:34that we don't, that they're trying to hide.
02:36Also, none of the meat at the grocery store is real.
02:39Abe Lincoln even referenced giant bones
02:42in a presidential address.
02:44At the World Fair, we had babies and incubators
02:47out on display.
02:49What the hell are they feeding us in grocery stores?
02:51And we, like, no wonder why everyone in America is obese.
02:54Also, we had orphan trains from New York City
02:57all throughout the Midwest.
02:59Where the fuck was this in my history class?
03:02Watching YouTube videos on my kitchen so far,
03:05you have to actually get out there and do it.
03:07And then up front, I got a second pumpkin patch.
03:10It's doing a little better, but the deers are still, uh,
03:13they're messing it up worse than I'm going to mess up Mikey Betts.
03:16You guys ask me how much I know about Mikey Betts.
03:19Not a damn thing.
03:21I've never fucking heard of that kid in my life.
03:49So the best part about this area compared to the house
03:52is, uh, I don't have to pick up their dog shit.
03:55It's a great place for shits.
03:57I'm Mikey Betts.
03:59I'm Frank the Tank's producer.
04:01I do his editing.
04:03I do his sales.
04:05I do marketing, et cetera, et cetera.
04:07And August 9th, I will be his champion.
04:09This morning, it was a little chaotic.
04:11We had the dogs going.
04:13Fucking police showed up at us.
04:15We were like, what the fuck?
04:17We had the dogs going.
04:19Fucking police showed up at the door.
04:21Asked for my name.
04:23Said it wasn't me.
04:25They still told me I had to pick up the dog shit
04:27in my own backyard, which is crazy.
04:29I didn't pick it up last night.
04:31Neighbors called.
04:33Rat neighbors.
04:35That's what they are.
04:37Rat neighbors.
04:39I know the neighbor too.
04:41I know which neighbor it was.
04:43And guess what?
04:46You look how big their shits are at first.
04:48They took away my pool card, but we're here.
04:50I joined Rough and Rowdy
04:52because of Frank.
04:54The Able Brothers don't like Frank.
04:56The fact that they're talking shit about Frank
04:58for no reason.
05:00I think Frank called him an unable brother,
05:02which is pretty funny.
05:04And if you can't take that as a joke,
05:06you're a fucking pussy.
05:08So like, hey, get off the car.
05:10What the fuck is wrong with you?
05:12It's not my fault they suck.
05:14He's changing his name to Owen.
05:16You know, Owen 1, Owen 2, Owen 3.
05:18Soon to be Owen 4.
05:20I gotta thank Jenks. Shout out Jenks.
05:22He planted the seed in my head
05:24that I should get into Rough and Rowdy.
05:26This is one of those times where you say
05:28only in Rough and Rowdy.
05:30I love it. I love the Able Brothers.
05:32They are true Rough and Rowdy stars.
05:34Frank the Tank has two champions tonight
05:36literally fighting for his honor
05:38just because he shits on these kids.
05:40Jenks taking this fight on short notice.
05:42Able's coming right out.
05:44Jenks throws his first punch at Jenks.
05:46Are we sure, Jenks?
05:48Oh!
05:50He absolutely nailed him
05:52with the right cross attack.
05:54Frank loves it.
05:56That was as clean a shot as you'll ever see.
05:58This is Able.
06:00Able is always entertaining one way or the other.
06:02His hair's a problem.
06:04Hair's a huge problem.
06:06He didn't think of this. He can't see.
06:08Oh!
06:10He's out of control.
06:12He's out of control.
06:14He's out of control.
06:16This guy is unbelievable.
06:18He couldn't be more feeble.
06:20Owen unable
06:22as he is now 0-5.
06:24If you fuck with Frank
06:26I'm coming for your ass.
06:28Lesson to be learned. Congratulations Frank.
06:30Congratulations Jenks. Back to you guys.
06:32Training has been good.
06:34The first two training sessions kicked my ass.
06:36I puked.
06:38Yeah, that's what you have to do.
06:40You have to step wide.
06:42You don't want to stumble over your own two feet.
06:44His feet are the feet
06:46he has to work on.
06:48Yeah, you're too stiff Mikey.
06:50You're too stiff.
06:52Greased fucking lightning.
06:54You gotta be greased fucking lightning.
06:56Don't be feeble.
06:58Count on me baby.
07:00Count on fucking me
07:02when it's time to go.
07:04Punch him.
07:06Knock his clock off.
07:08Hit him harder.
07:10Come on.
07:12No pain.
07:22He's a dough boy.
07:36He's a dough boy.
08:02He's the only man, the Ables,
08:04that can steal the thunder.
08:06Yes, that's why I love him so much.
08:08It doesn't matter if they win or lose.
08:10The thing about the Abel brothers is that
08:12they will fight anybody at any time.
08:14In December I'm fighting Space Monkey.
08:16That's a fat kid
08:18whose body turns different colors of red.
08:20Abel normally is bleeding
08:22within the first 30 seconds
08:24and it doesn't affect him at all.
08:26He is the Mick Foley of Rough and Rowdy.
08:28I'm fighting all these top man champs.
08:30Undefeated fighters.
08:32You know who we are.
08:34We're just like two normal dudes
08:36who got into fighting later in life.
08:38Spencer's a mailman.
08:40I work for the TSA.
08:42We're going to avoid the barking dog
08:44because it's safety.
08:46The other day I got stung by a wasp
08:48so that's why my hand's a little swollen.
08:50And then I got the poison ivy
08:52I'm recovering from as well.
08:54So despite the heat,
08:56despite the poison ivy,
08:58despite the flying stinging insects,
09:00well I made a little joke about them.
09:02I was watching them fight
09:04and I can't call them the Abel brothers
09:06they're the Un-Abel brothers
09:08because they always lose.
09:10So I guess I didn't take too kindly to it
09:12so they knocked off my hat.
09:14They're constantly asking Dave for money
09:16while in the ring.
09:18They're constantly looking to have cruises paid for.
09:20Get married this September.
09:22Dave, if you want to fucking
09:24throw me a sandals
09:26honeymoon, I'd take it buddy.
09:28We're twins. Double dip Dave.
09:30Open up the checkpoint. You couldn't even make it
09:32in time for my fight. You at least owe me $500 for that.
09:34Double accident of the night bonus.
09:36I don't think that we've ever done that before.
09:38You guys see it when you come in here.
09:40It's like a working class town.
09:42This isn't like East Coast Metro.
09:44It's just the hard work and the everyday.
09:46The person punching the clock.
09:48Scraping by to feed their kids.
09:50That's what we're putting on for.
09:52And that's what we're looking to bring home some wins for.
09:54Listen, he said it right.
09:56The rain will steam along.
09:58Full steam ahead. They never stop.
10:00The thing about Able Brothers fans,
10:02they're not even fans of us.
10:04They're fans of themselves.
10:06We represent self-belief and just always
10:08going out there against the odds
10:10and going hard.
10:14Not if I win.
10:16When I win, I'm going to
10:18find the closest Margaritaville
10:20and we're going to party.
10:22My pregnant wife, I'm going to force her to drink a daiquiri
10:24every time because I won.
10:26The Able Brothers are unlikable.
10:28You look at them and they look like rats.
10:30They look like big rats.
10:32Frank, I'm going to destroy your guy.
10:34This isn't going to be close.
10:36Mikey Betts is going to come in
10:38and the Ables are going to go down.
10:40That's all that always happens.
10:42When the Ables fight, they lose.
10:44We're going to sit here and listen
10:46to some fat, fucking 500 pound
10:48woman chirp at us.
10:50Frank hates the Ables.
10:52We see the Ables dead.
10:54There's no way to fucking predict this.
10:56Both of these guys are terrible athletes.
10:58For all intents and purposes,
11:00both of these guys are terrible boxers.
11:02All jokes aside, it's a fucking fight.
11:04It's a brawl. You get hit in the wrong spot
11:06at the wrong time, bad shit can happen.
11:08That's the risk fighters take.
11:10I want to destroy these Barstool guys.
11:12I don't respect them. I think they're pussies.
11:14Alright, I've got a minute each round
11:16just to fucking go ball to the wall on this guy
11:18and watch his head bounce.
11:20Fuck you, Zach Abel, you little bitch.
11:22Fuck you. You got D-cup titties.
11:24You're fat as fuck.
11:26August 9th, rough and rowdy.
11:28I'm knocking Zach Abel out.