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00:30Eggs from our very own chickens.
00:32Look at the colour of the yolks. It's like a golden sunset.
00:36Let me just, er, show you... I'll just take that a sec.
00:39No. I'll show you this.
00:43Hear that?
00:45That is like the door of a German car.
00:47Kevin, have you got a minute?
00:49Yeah.
00:51It's a little bit of information on Happy Sun Farm,
00:54where we got the chickens from.
00:56Quite famous, actually, in chicken circles.
00:58Kevin!
01:00Business always gets in the way, doesn't it?
01:03Enjoy.
01:05What?!
01:07I think it's good to let them know we serve our own organic eggs.
01:10I think they got that from your three-hour lecture last night.
01:12And watch this.
01:14Louis, tell your dad what you're doing.
01:16I'm learning how to speak to our chickens, like Dr Doolittle.
01:20No, I don't think he can actually understand chickens.
01:23I can. They mostly talk about food.
01:25See? That's you, that is. You and your non-stop chicken chat.
01:28Have you got any glue?
01:30For what?
01:32Ben, he's making a Viking scrapbook.
01:34Oh, for your tour with the Scouts, hang on.
01:36Whoa, whoa, whoa. You've joined the Scouts?
01:38No, Ben has.
01:40But they said I can go on the Viking tour cos I missed it when school went.
01:43You didn't miss it, did you? You were banned for bringing the sledgehammer.
01:46I was being Thor, the Viking god.
01:48It was educational. It was...
01:50Look at that. Nutritional gold.
01:53Literally. Organic eggs are like three quid for six.
01:56Right, Dad?
01:58See? Charlie's taking a healthy interest.
02:00There you go.
02:02Oh, you look nice.
02:04I've given up trying to look cool.
02:06I've got a decision.
02:08No, it's for my new job. Duh.
02:10Retail executive at Elgo Stores.
02:12It's going to be high pressure, making snap decisions,
02:15really hard decisions.
02:17It's going to be high pressure, making snap decisions, leading my team.
02:21Hannah, it's a part-time job in a supermarket.
02:23Which you're only doing to pay for those shoes that you want.
02:26200 quid for a pair of shoes.
02:28What are they made of? Unicorn skin?
02:30Zing!
02:32But they'll pay me more if I have great ideas,
02:35like a street dance flash mob in fruit and veg.
02:39Laters.
02:41It's hard to believe, isn't it?
02:43My first job.
02:45It is the cycle of life, isn't it?
02:47All the chicks do eventually leave the nest.
02:54All being well.
02:58You're being very regal today, Bessie.
03:01Hey, what's that, Charlotte?
03:03Don't you start getting jealous.
03:05Who's that? I don't know the couples.
03:07HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
03:10John? Kevin.
03:13Just thought I'd pop across, have a look.
03:15Little chat, you know, it soothes them.
03:18No need to explain, I did the same thing with mine.
03:20You've got chickens?
03:22I didn't get the idea from you.
03:24Something I've been planning for ages.
03:26Right, yeah.
03:28Got ten nice birds.
03:30Just two more than you.
03:34What breed are yours?
03:36Red Leghorn.
03:38Oh, yes, good bird, yeah.
03:41We had one for lunch yesterday.
03:43Only cost us 3.99.
03:45Mine are purebred Delawares.
03:47Bessie over there, my prize hen...
03:52..she has got a family tree
03:54that stretches all the way back to the east.
03:59I'm not obsessed with it.
04:01There's more to life than chickens.
04:03I'd better go.
04:06Red Leghorns!
04:08They must have seen you coming.
04:10What are you feeding them?
04:12And a bit of poo.
04:14Poo successfully applied.
04:16Ben, what you do with your sleeves, it's only toothpaste.
04:20I don't want to leave any fingerprints.
04:22THEY LAUGH
04:24It's not funny. This is fraud.
04:26How is it fraud?
04:28We went to the shop and we bought some cheap eggs.
04:30And we're going to sell them for four times the price.
04:32That, that's the fraud.
04:34And where are we supposed to have got organic eggs?
04:36They say we're from a farm.
04:38People won't believe that.
04:40We've got city hens. Soft, pampered.
04:42Not me.
04:44I've toughened them by soaking them in vinegar for two hours every day.
04:49Ben, they will believe us because we will have proof.
04:53Proof.
05:00See?
05:02Proof.
05:04Come on, Bessie, we're going for a lovely day out.
05:14Hey, I'm the new retail executive.
05:16And?
05:18I need you to go and get your manager.
05:20Cos me and him, we've got to talk ideas.
05:22Or her. I'm not sexist.
05:24I've got an idea.
05:26No-one's interested.
05:30Get those beans and make them into a tower.
05:3314 tins high, 14 tins round.
05:36Mate, I'm your new boss,
05:38and you just talked yourself into a Saturday night shift.
05:41No, you're a retail executive.
05:44Like them.
05:48Whereas I'm a...
05:51Senior retail executive.
05:53That's right.
05:55So I'm the zookeeper,
05:57and you're the...
06:00Monkey.
06:09I love the organic eggs for sale, missus, right here.
06:12It's all for a good cause.
06:14We're trying to raise enough money so we can keep Neddy, our old sick donkey.
06:17Otherwise we'll have to terminate him.
06:19Terminate? We're supposed to be farmers.
06:21Says the one that's dressed like an armed robber.
06:23Stop arguing. We're supposed to look friendly.
06:26I love the organic eggs for sale.
06:28I love the organic eggs, missus.
06:30Come and grab your lovely organic eggs.
06:32Organic eggs for sale, right over here.
06:35Yeah?
06:37What?
06:39But where's Bessie gone?
06:41She's run away.
06:43But why? Why would she do that?
06:48That's not true.
06:52Tin's nicely lined up. Good work.
06:56Oh! You're only doing the ones in front.
06:59Well, no-one can see what's behind.
07:02Pretend I'm a customer.
07:05What a nice display of beans.
07:07Think I'll take one of those.
07:09Oh!
07:11They haven't done the ones behind.
07:13That's not the Elgo stores I know.
07:15Think I'll take my shopping somewhere else.
07:19See?
07:21You just lost us a customer.
07:23For the best, she seems like a right nutter.
07:26It was a man.
07:28So, take this down and do it again.
07:31The shoes.
07:33Just think of the shoes.
07:36I wouldn't buy eggs from us.
07:38We're not right.
07:40People can sense it.
07:42That sounds like a mutiny.
07:44Absolutely not. I'm completely committed to the platoon.
07:47Unit.
07:49Whatever.
07:51No.
07:53Sorry. I've got to go. There's some kids selling eggs.
07:56Love the organic eggs, sir.
07:58Nutritional gold.
08:00I'm catering an organic growers' convention tomorrow.
08:03Do you do quantity?
08:04Yeah. As many as you like, sir.
08:06A thousand? Three hundred quid?
08:08Done.
08:09And we'll even clean off all the chicken poo and feathers.
08:11Ahem!
08:13Dad said we can take any order up to 5,000, remember?
08:17Yeah, but, you know, Dad...
08:19He doesn't really think things through, does he?
08:21So, what time do you want them for?
08:23By three. That's the address.
08:27Are you out of your mind?
08:29Where are we going to get 1,000 eggs?
08:31We'll use the money for the Viking tour.
08:33You mean not go on the tour?
08:35Lie to our parents. Lie to the scouts.
08:38The tour sounds rubbish.
08:40Affirmative. I rang ahead to see if I could try out a real Viking axe.
08:43Mission denied.
08:45How surprising.
08:47Anyway, we'd better go. I've got to get Bessie to...
08:50Bessie?
08:52Bessie!
08:53Oh, we've got to find her! Bessie!
08:55Bessie!
08:56Bessie!
08:57Bessie! Bessie! Bessie!
08:59Bessie! Bessie!
09:03I hope Hannah's all right. I might pop in and check on her.
09:06No need. She's like a cob and blue, that one.
09:09All spiky and independent.
09:11Seriously? Now you're comparing our daughter to a chicken?
09:15You all right, Larry?
09:17Bessie's run away. She says she didn't feel loved, but I loved her.
09:22Your fault. You fix him.
09:25Huh?
09:33Unbelievable. We've been outmanoeuvred by a chicken.
09:36I'm so dead.
09:38You'll be grounded. We'll have to drop the 1,000-egg plan.
09:44No. If we sell the eggs tomorrow, we'll have 300 quid.
09:49We can buy a new bird like Bessie.
09:51Too late. Your dad will see she's gone by tomorrow.
09:54Not if he's temporarily paralysed by a poison dart.
09:57Oh, we could just keep him away from the chickens.
10:00I suppose.
10:04All right, let's try this. I'm a little old lady.
10:08Lovely day, isn't it?
10:10Yeah, all right.
10:14You scan that twice? What are you, thick?
10:17She's a difficult customer.
10:19I'll reverse it.
10:21Three avocados? I'm being mugged.
10:24In broad daylight, I am being mugged.
10:26Maybe if I press this?
10:28Oh, you haven't got a clue. I want to see the manager.
10:31Please be quiet.
10:33Oh, listen to her, giving me orders now.
10:35And I've just had me veins done.
10:37Why? Why are you doing this to me?
10:41I don't think you check out material.
10:52Hi, Dad. I've fed the chickens. You don't need to bother.
10:55Oh. Oh, thanks, Charlie.
10:57I just need to clean out the coop. Bit of a nasty job.
11:00I'll do it.
11:02Yeah? Yeah.
11:04I just love working with the chickens.
11:06It makes me feel sort of, erm, happy.
11:09Aw, that's lovely.
11:11But you need special safety equipment, so...
11:13I know, so Ben said he'd lend me his.
11:16Sealable hazmat suit with goggles and a very reliable respirator.
11:20Got them for Christmas.
11:22He's worried about global pandemics.
11:24I'm not. I'm looking forward to them.
11:29Right. OK, well, erm, make sure you get all the poop.
11:34Nightmare. I can't believe we have to clean their poo.
11:39We?
11:46I couldn't even do the simplest things.
11:48I was like the village idiot.
11:52I'll check in on you tomorrow. I promise.
11:56Mum.
11:58Do you know what?
12:01Mum, do you think I might be stupid?
12:05No.
12:07No, it takes time to settle into a new job.
12:11Charlie! What have you been doing? Shoes!
12:14Cleaning out the chickens. The amount they poop.
12:17It's not normal. An elephant wouldn't...
12:19Just clean your shoes and wash your hands.
12:21Honestly, those chickens, they're more trouble than they're worth.
12:25Listen.
12:27Often, the people who struggle at first,
12:30it's because they're really learning things deeply.
12:35And in the end, they turn out to be the best.
12:39Really? Yeah.
12:41You wait. Another couple of days, they'll be grooming you for management.
12:45Thanks, Mum.
12:47I mean, I'm definitely smarter than some of the others.
12:50I mean, this one girl thought an aubergine was a kind of vegetable.
12:58Hmm?
13:00What?
13:02That's crazy.
13:04How can she get to France?
13:07Louis, you do know you can't actually have a conversation with them.
13:11I can, but you're not going to like this.
13:14Bessie's gone to France.
13:16No, Louis. Bess.
13:18Bess is, er... Bessie?
13:21She's, er...
13:23She...
13:25Bessie?
13:33No-one's gone missing. I'm getting fed up of these chickens.
13:37Maybe she tunnelled out?
13:41Filled it in behind her?
13:43No. This is Royce, this.
13:45What? Why would Mr Royce...?
13:47Because he couldn't stand it. Me having a hen as beautiful as Bessie.
13:50Now you're being ridiculous.
13:52Actually, I did see Mr Royce hanging about the gate earlier.
13:55See? You see?
13:57Well, that doesn't prove anything. Just drop it, Kevin.
14:00OK. Kevin!
14:22Bessie?
14:28Bessie? Bessie?
14:30Bessie?
14:36Kevin?
14:39Just having a look.
14:41Oh. Well, I'm happy to show you later.
14:44Right now I'm in the middle of dinner.
14:52I printed some photos of Bessie.
14:54Well, what's the point?
14:56Mr Royce did not eat Bessie.
14:58They were having chicken for dinner, so what?
15:00You weren't there. That wasn't a dinner.
15:02He was sending me a message.
15:06I'll talk to all the animals.
15:08We will find Bessie if she's alive.
15:10And not go to the ferry.
15:16I need some money for the scouts tour.
15:18I'll drop you at the bus. No, you're busy.
15:20I wouldn't want to put you to any trouble.
15:22It's not for you. It's for me.
15:24I need to get out of here and see some normal people.
15:29Great.
15:40I want you to know I'm going to try harder.
15:43Good. Cos we just got a call from corporate.
15:46All the towers we made yesterday,
15:48they want to change them into pyramids.
15:50What?
15:52So you're going to have to take them all down
15:54and rebuild them.
15:56No.
15:58Please don't make me do that.
16:00With corners.
16:02If you see her, bring her down to my house.
16:04OK?
16:06Get the word out. Tell the cows.
16:08Tell everyone.
16:10There's a reward. A can of sardines.
16:16Bye.
16:38Bye, Mum. You can go now. We're properly supervised.
16:40I just said no to Ben and Alison.
16:42What? No. We've got to go.
16:44Bye, Bev. Yeah.
16:46Sounds like a lovely trip.
16:48You'd better go, Mum.
16:50If we pull out at the same time as you,
16:52there could be a collision.
16:54I'd be embarrassed to be seen with your mum.
16:56Go on. Have a good time.
17:02See you later.
17:04Bye, Mum.
17:06Bye.
17:12Drive.
17:14Drive.
17:18Finally.
17:20Right. Money.
17:22My dad gave me that.
17:24His eyes were so full of trust.
17:26There's something wrong with you.
17:28Right, come on. Supermarket's this way.
17:36Nightmare, isn't it?
17:38Hannah!
17:40Hannah!
17:44We need to buy 1,000 eggs.
17:46Last thing I need is one of your stupid wind-ups.
17:48Now get lost before I call security.
17:50Everything OK?
17:52Some kids. They were just...
17:54Buying 1,000 eggs.
17:56And she said she'd give us a discount.
18:00Taking the initiative.
18:02I like it.
18:04So is the money.
18:06Are we doing this or what?
18:12Bye-bye now.
18:14Have a great day.
18:18Right, you lot, gather round.
18:20Gather round.
18:26Hannah has only been here a day
18:28and she just closed a major sale.
18:30Off her own bat.
18:32She has put the go into elgo.
18:36Hannah has inspired me
18:38to inspire you.
18:40So after your shift, I'll be giving a talk
18:42on creating sales opportunities.
18:44You needn't come, Hannah.
18:46You know it already.
18:48Yes, Tiff, it is compulsory.
18:50No, you won't be getting paid.
18:52No, you won't be getting paid.
19:00Well, put the eggs in these.
19:02Is that hygienic?
19:04Doesn't matter. Do you like a bit of muck, the organic people?
19:06Uh-oh.
19:10They've stamped the eggs.
19:12What kind of idiot stamps eggs?
19:14One who wants to protect the public from people like us.
19:16It'll rub off.
19:18Negative on that.
19:20Great.
19:22So other kids get to learn about the Vikings
19:24while we get to spend some quality time
19:26with our old friend Failure.
19:28We'll...
19:30paint over the stamps so we can't see it.
19:32Don't be ridiculous.
19:34We can't paint over a thousand eggs in two hours.
19:36We'll have to,
19:38otherwise we're going to lose 300 quid.
19:40My cousin Ava's having a birthday party.
19:44There'll be lots of kids.
19:46A full platoon?
19:48You mean...
19:50reinforcements.
19:52Or as the police call it...
19:54kidnapping.
20:02Hi, Ava.
20:04Alison,
20:06my mum says you're not invited
20:08because of last time.
20:10I'm only here to take you to your birthday surprise.
20:12Everybody, fall in!
20:14But mum's bringing the cake out.
20:16Exactly.
20:18So we've got five minutes to get your surprise
20:20and get back, okay?
20:22So, forward march!
20:24Come on, then.
20:26Oh, and by the way, I'm Jim.
20:34Ava?
20:36Ava?
20:38They've gone with Alison.
20:40Bet she'll make them ambush the petrol station again.
20:44I told corporate about your sale.
20:46They are very impressed.
20:48You are on the map now.
20:50Any more ideas, let me know.
20:52Um, what about
20:54a pyramid of tins
20:56but circular?
20:58I see what you're saying.
21:00Combine the tower with the pyramid.
21:02Something different, innit?
21:04Right, you lot.
21:06Hannah's had an idea.
21:08I want you to redo all the pyramids
21:10but circular.
21:12As in no corners?
21:16Got to keep it simple for them.
21:22Remember, the one that does the most eggs
21:24gets the best surprise.
21:26Anyone got an egg?
21:28Okay.
21:30Permission to speak, number three?
21:32Is the best surprise one of those toy robot horses
21:34that talk?
21:36Yeah.
21:38Yeah, that's what it is.
21:40Nice work, number six.
21:42The rest of you's better hurry up
21:44otherwise number six is going to get the horse.
21:54Come on, kids.
21:56Let's get you back to your lovely party.
22:00Uh-oh.
22:02Hostile at four o'clock.
22:04Mum, they made us wait for nothing.
22:06Uh, see, I can explain.
22:08We were trying to teach the kids
22:10the value of teamwork.
22:20Three o'clock.
22:22Oh, we made it.
22:24Just about.
22:26Rob, get six dozen eggs on for the salad.
22:28Yes, Chef.
22:30Right.
22:3220, 40, 60...
22:3440...
22:3620...
22:3820...
22:4060...
22:4280...
22:4480...
22:46Uh...
22:48We need to evap.
22:50Pigs to feed at 1,600.
22:52We've got to paint the barn.
22:54You know,
22:56because the paint's coming off.
22:58Oh, right.
23:00Yeah.
23:02Have you got our money? Cos we need to go.
23:04No, just got the 240.
23:06240's fine.
23:08Oi, Chef.
23:12What?
23:14Just, um,
23:16organic chicken poo.
23:18El Gusto.
23:20Shh.
23:30Bessie?
23:32Someone brought her back to the farm.
23:34We knew she was yours from the tag.
23:36Did the donkey bring her?
23:38What?
23:40He said he would.
23:46Bad girl.
23:48Where have you been?
23:50A hovercraft.
23:52Hi, Bessie.
23:54Still warm
23:56from the coop. Magical.
23:58Lovely.
24:00Yeah, we haven't had quite as many
24:02eggs lately.
24:04No, not since,
24:06uh, not since our best
24:08layer...
24:10was murdered.
24:12Put that away.
24:14That, that her name is Bessie
24:16and her poor broken body in his bin.
24:18You've been rooting in my bins.
24:20He's gone mad. Have I? Have I really?
24:22Yes.
24:24Maybe I'm the only one with the courage to say...
24:26Then who's back? Bessie.
24:28Bessie.
24:32She was trying to get the hovercraft to France.
24:34I'm so sorry about this, John.
24:36Well, I should think so. I mean,
24:38I come round here, I'm accused of all sorts.
24:40I've a good mind to take steps.
24:42Here.
24:44I have an apology. No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:46Oh, yes.
24:48Apology accepted.
24:50I'll go get her settled in. Bye.
24:52Bye.
24:54Bessie. My Bessie.
24:56How, how could you?
24:58It's for your own good. You and Bessie,
25:00it's not a healthy relationship. That's not fair.
25:02We're just going to be left alone.
25:04Right, come on. Let's go and get Charlie from Scouts.
25:06Bessie told me she'll never forget you.
25:08You're a good boy,
25:10Louis. And she also said
25:12you had beautiful hands.
25:14Too far. You've ruined it now.
25:16That's just a bit weird.
25:20Oh, Tiff.
25:22What are we going to do with you?
25:24Face too narrow.
25:26Size too steep.
25:28Take it down. Start again.
25:32And your attitude.
25:34I'd like to see more smiles.
25:38What?
25:42What are you doing?
25:44You've got to return these.
25:46You can't return eggs, especially not in dirty old boxes.
25:48Excuse me, ma'am.
25:50You need to move out of the way.
25:52No.
25:54I'd help, but I'm weak-wristed.
25:56You can't do this.
25:58This place is a hellhole.
26:00My boss is a total idiot,
26:02and selling these eggs is the only reason
26:04I'm not stacking tins of all the other losers.
26:06Hannah?
26:08What?
26:10Oh!
26:12What I meant was,
26:14I love it here.
26:16Let's put the go in elgo.
26:18You're fired!
26:20No! You can't do this.
26:22My team, they'll be devastated.
26:26Excuse me.
26:28We need to return these eggs.
26:34Oh, Kevin, love, it's a chicken.
26:36Yeah, it is a chicken,
26:38but it's a friend of mine.
27:04Hi, Mum.
27:06Hi dad, we got back a bit early so we just stopped this trolley of eggs going into that bus
27:13of different scouts that have just been on a different biking tour
27:23oops
27:36For trying to start my organic food business, what kind of lesson is that for a child? It's a travesty of justice