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00:35Please don't leave me.
00:37Ann! It was an accident!
00:39I'm sorry about the ink. I'll get the coat cleaned.
00:43Look, part of the holly.
00:45Just like you wanted.
00:47Lovely and...
00:49Christmas-y.
00:51[♪ music continues to play and fades out ♪
00:55[♪ music continues to play and fades out ♪
01:00You don't get it.
01:01These girls are rich.
01:02They live in beautiful houses.
01:04They think I'm one of them.
01:06Well, you're not. You're one of us.
01:08I like putting pastel out in rows.
01:10It's my hobby.
01:13But, Mum...
01:14No, we're not giving the house a makeover.
01:16Well, I just want it to look nice for the book club girls.
01:20You're joining a book club?
01:21Yeah.
01:22I've been getting really interested in... words.
01:25That's great.
01:33Hi, Mr Leaf.
01:35Holly, what is it with everyone and Holly?
01:38Eh?
01:39You know, you can get a Venus flytrap for only six quid.
01:42They eat flies and spiders.
01:44Charlie...
01:45I'll feed it for you.
01:46No!
01:47You can't attack humans if that's what you're worried about.
01:51You could hold a baby right up to it.
01:53Charlie, I'm working here. Please, just go.
01:56I'm only trying to help.
02:09Sorry, I just wanted to check.
02:11Can I have my breakfast in my room?
02:13Oh, I'm sorry, we don't offer that service anymore, Dr Soames.
02:16Ever since one of our guests decided to have his breakfast in the bath
02:19and clogged up the drains with his button mushrooms...
02:21Still have the nightmares.
02:22I just thought that...
02:23We'd love to hear your ideas.
02:25If you want to pop them in the suggestion box and we'll take a look.
02:28At some point.
02:32Did suck the blood from your veins.
02:35What's with the dark glasses?
02:37She's just had her eyes lasered.
02:39She's got no eyes!
02:41How does she see?
02:42If the book club girls come here and see this,
02:45the way we live, then I'll be a social outcast
02:48and my life will literally be ruined.
02:50You're always saying that.
02:52I bet you hold the world record for saying that.
02:55So are we going to paint the room or not?
02:57Er, not.
03:00OK, fine.
03:04Why are people so grumpy today?
03:06It's Christmas.
03:08It's meant to be enjoyable, relaxing.
03:10Mr Leaf, I was just chatting and he nearly bit my head off.
03:13Don't talk to me about the Leafs.
03:15I arranged to have coffee with Anne.
03:16She didn't turn up?
03:17No apology, no phone call, nothing.
03:19Just total silence.
03:21That's odd. That's not what I can.
03:29It's obvious, isn't it?
03:31Mr Leaf, he's killed his wife!
03:33She disappeared, suddenly he's planting holly bushes.
03:36Exactly! He was burying her.
03:38That's why he was rude to me.
03:40That's why he had to get rid of me.
03:42Loads of people want to get rid of you.
03:44Almost everyone, really.
03:45If we catch a dangerous criminal,
03:47we'll be famous child investigators.
03:49Then my parents will have to get me a new phone.
03:52Another one?
03:54They only just got you one.
03:55Supposed to be unbreakable.
03:57So I tested it, couldn't even take the weight of a horse.
04:00A horse?
04:01How did you even come in contact with a horse?
04:03Let's stay focused on the murder.
04:05The alleged murder.
04:07Consider the facts.
04:09The facts are, if we let him kill again,
04:11we'll be accessories because we knew and we did nothing.
04:14We'll throw us in jail, Ben, eating bread with maggots.
04:17Is that what you want?
04:19No.
04:21Right, then here's the plan.
04:25Hurry up.
04:26He'll be back in a minute.
04:31I don't get it.
04:32She's not here.
04:33We need to go.
04:34Someone might see us.
04:38Wait, no.
04:39Oh!
04:40Oh!
04:41Clever.
04:43It's a distraction.
04:44He pretended to bury her here,
04:46but she's actually somewhere else in the garden.
04:50Of course!
04:51Fetch the spades, Ben.
04:52We've got a body to find.
04:591628.
05:01Subject exits Butcher's.
05:05Proceeds in a westerly direction.
05:08Subject enters dry cleaner with one item.
05:11Female apparel.
05:13A green coat.
05:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:25What are you doing with my tableau?
05:27Oh, please, Dad, they're so embarrassing.
05:29I'm quite proud of them, actually.
05:31Pottery teacher says they're very interesting.
05:33I mean, get a grip.
05:34Look at this monkey. It's Robert.
05:36What? The show's how much you know.
05:37He's actually one of the three wise men.
05:39OK, but will you buy me a DVD?
05:41Which is...?
05:43Bleak House.
05:44The book you're supposed to be reading.
05:46Oh, I left it too late. It's 1,100 pages.
05:48That is nothing.
05:49I once read three Stephen Kings in a week.
05:51Stamina I had back then.
05:53OK, if I don't read the book,
05:54then they won't let me in the club,
05:56which means I'll never get to go on holiday.
05:58Holiday? What?
05:59Yeah.
06:00One of the girls, Ingrid Erickson,
06:02her mum lets...
06:03Samson!
06:04You know, the barrister with the beautiful teeth.
06:06She sends the whole book club to their villa in France
06:09so they can spend a week just talking about books
06:12and enjoying the 25-metre infinity pool
06:15and the jacuzzi and the jet ski.
06:17So that's why you joined the book club.
06:19So Ingrid Erickson is coming here?
06:21Yes.
06:22Right.
06:23We'll put you in the guest lounge
06:25and then just in case the girls come in here,
06:27we'll have a quick tidy up.
06:29What's happening now?
06:31We want to make a good impression.
06:33The Ericksons, that they're intelligent and they're sophisticated
06:36and they hold the most amazing dinner parties.
06:39So we've all got to pretend to be something we're not?
06:41Yeah, normal.
06:43The only way that's going to happen
06:45is if we lock Charlie and Louis in their room,
06:47which is actually a really good idea,
06:49because if this is just us three,
06:50we can put on an act like everything's OK.
06:52Everything is OK.
06:53We've got absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
06:55Really?
06:59Oh.
07:00Is he doing that long?
07:02Is he doing that long?
07:12Well, hello again.
07:14What's your name?
07:16Who, me?
07:17Yes.
07:18Louis?
07:19And what age are you?
07:20Who, me?
07:24How can she see me if she's got no eyes?
07:27She smells you.
07:28You should stay away from her.
07:30I think she's after your eyes.
07:32You see, she's just had hers out,
07:34but she can put someone else's in as long as she does it quick.
07:37But I love my eyes.
07:39I don't want to have to smell people.
07:41Oh, it's OK.
07:42You'll be safe.
07:43Just stay in your room today and tomorrow.
07:45Then she'll be gone.
07:46OK, I will.
07:48Thanks, Hannah.
08:01Cleaning a woman's coat.
08:03Well, that just proves it.
08:05Proves what?
08:06That he's guilty.
08:07He's trying to destroy the evidence.
08:09We didn't find the body, so the coat's our only clue.
08:12We've got to get it.
08:16What?
08:17Me?
08:19No way.
08:22No-one said Special Ops was going to be easy.
08:25So man up, because it's going to be easy.
08:28So man up, because failure isn't an option.
08:32Am I clear?
08:34Terrifyingly.
08:48I'm Mr Leithson.
08:50Ben.
08:51Not Ben.
08:52Cecil.
08:53Cecil Leith.
08:55Ben's a nickname.
08:57Um, I don't know why I mentioned it, really.
08:59Just forget I ever...
09:00Can I help you?
09:01Um, Dad, you left Mum's coat in here earlier,
09:04and we need to get it back.
09:06Have you got the ticket?
09:08Well, not as such.
09:10I need the ticket.
09:11Of course you do.
09:14OK, bye!
09:15But maybe you should separate the coat.
09:28It's my mum, you see.
09:30She's been diagnosed with Lyme disease.
09:33With what?
09:34That's why we need the coat.
09:36All her clothes have to be burnt.
09:38It's best to catch it early,
09:40before it attacks the central nervous system.
09:44Oh.
09:52See?
09:53Blood!
09:54Outstanding.
09:56If that is blood, we need to take that to the police.
09:59No way.
10:00They never believe us.
10:02But Leith could be dangerous.
10:05I know.
10:06I saw this film once,
10:07where this guy got haunted by someone he bumped off,
10:10until he couldn't take it anymore,
10:12and ended himself into the police.
10:15Mrs Leith.
10:17She's coming back from the dead.
10:24Seriously?
10:25You're doing all this to impress some schoolgirl?
10:27I'm doing it so that Hannah's friends
10:29are into reading something more than a pop star's tattoos.
10:33I'm exhausted.
10:35Night.
10:36No, no.
10:37Hang on.
10:38You go to bed at half past six.
10:40Oh, no, you've done something bad, haven't you?
10:42No, I've been really good.
10:44Let him go.
10:45Louis wants to stay up there as well.
10:46We'll get some peace.
10:47Night, love.
10:48Can I get you a drink or anything?
10:49Hot chocolate?
10:50No, thanks.
10:57Night, Dad.
10:58Er, yes.
10:59Good night.
11:05Anyway, anyway,
11:06you're forgetting the most important thing.
11:08Hannah hasn't even read the book.
11:09Sorted.
11:10Got the DVD.
11:11Oh.
11:13I've got a song to get you into the holiday spirit.
11:20La, la, la, la, la.
11:22Oi!
11:23Shh.
11:24Quiet.
11:25Get up and get dressed.
11:28Is it the doctor lady?
11:30Is she coming for my eyes?
11:32Er, yeah, that's it.
11:35Ow!
11:36Ow!
11:43Ooh!
11:44Ah!
11:45Is he all right?
11:46Allergies.
11:47Hurting his eyes.
11:48Oh.
11:49But there are medicines that he could take.
11:51Night.
11:52Oh.
11:55Good night.
12:03You're 28 seconds late.
12:05You got your mum's wig?
12:07Security is laughable.
12:10What's that for?
12:15Hurry up, Alison.
12:16He's really heavy.
12:17You know which window?
12:19I did a recce earlier.
12:36And?
12:38I am the ghost of your wife.
12:41You must confess.
12:44Louis, Louis, wake up.
12:46Wake up, Louis.
12:47Ah!
12:51Get off!
12:53We've got ink, we've got ink!
12:55Louis!
12:56Get off of me!
12:57Get off of me!
12:58Ah!
13:00And?
13:02And?
13:05Charlie?
13:07Just confess.
13:09If you confess, they won't hang you.
13:12Probably.
13:15Christmas.
13:16It's supposed to be a happy time.
13:18But I've had a massive row with Anne.
13:20I spilled ink on her best coat.
13:21She's run off to her mother's.
13:23And then all this.
13:24The garden.
13:25Well, again, you know, we are so, so...
13:28So sorry.
13:29Sorry.
13:30OK.
13:31Well, let's say no more about it.
13:33But please.
13:38Merry Christmas.
13:41Merry Christmas.
13:50Hey, what does he think, we're idiots?
13:53But it was really good, the way you played along.
14:01Imagine it, forcing your own child to work for a murderer.
14:05Well, we never had real proof.
14:08Maybe we deserve this.
14:10Maybe it's right that we got punished.
14:13They've broken him.
14:15He's just an empty shell.
14:19Plastic?
14:23A spare house key!
14:25Outstanding!
14:31A tie!
14:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
14:35When I finished at the bank, I vowed I would never wear a tie again.
14:39That man, the man I used to be, he was...
14:41A high earner, generous to his wife.
14:44Look, if we make a good impression on the Ericsons,
14:46it could be a chance for Hannah to see a different side of life.
14:49Yes, yes, yes.
14:50Books, reading, I'm all for that.
14:52But this, being trotted out like a performing student,
14:56I'm all for that.
14:57But this, being trotted out like a performing seal...
15:00Go on, for me.
15:02Really tight.
15:03Oh, sorry, sorry.
15:09Are they due to select you, are they?
15:11Huh?
15:13Let me see your eyes.
15:15No!
15:20They're brilliant. Thanks so much.
15:22Let's show those Ericsons how it's done, eh?
15:26So what's it about, then, bleak house?
15:28Well, there's this house and it's sort of...
15:33bleak.
15:35You didn't watch it, did you?
15:37No, sorry. I fell asleep.
15:39Unbelievable. You're too lazy to even cheat.
15:42What's the point in all this?
15:44Louis, what are you doing?
15:47Take that off.
15:48No! I need to guard my eyes.
15:51Louis, I've not got time for this.
15:54Would you like something lovely to eat?
15:58Now go and have a little picnic in your room.
16:01And you better get on the internet
16:03and find out what that rotten book's about.
16:13I hope you've learned your lesson.
16:15I'm just dropping this back to the dry cleaners.
16:18See what they do with the blood.
16:24LAUGHTER
16:34See that? Thinks bumping his wife off's funny.
16:37So...we've got to stop him.
16:40Seriously. We're breaking in.
16:43Come on, guys, let's have a crime-free Christmas.
16:46Let's go!
16:47Mission on!
16:4811. And I'm already a hardened burglar.
16:52Come on, Ben. Ben, let's go.
16:55It's absolutely vital I don't leave a single trace.
17:03What are you...?
17:04Take your shoes off, they'll know we've been here.
17:07Doesn't matter. When we find the body,
17:09he'll be thrown straight in jail.
17:11Look, he likes to keep photos of his victims.
17:14He's probably slaughtered hundreds.
17:22I do not like you, sir.
17:24I do not like you one little bit.
17:30That's why we couldn't find her in the garden.
17:35He's chopped her up!
17:43Isn't that bacon?
17:47Tattoos! Her name's Anne, probably calls herself Annie.
17:50Really nailed this one.
17:52There's two Ns in Annie.
17:54She probably spelt it wrong. Spelling's hard.
17:57And a lot of bacon comes from Denmark,
18:00so it's stamped Danish, as in A-N-I...
18:03Shh!
18:06He's back!
18:09Hurry up.
18:13Why can't they leave me alone?
18:21Hi, Ingrid.
18:23Hannah.
18:25Ah, hello. You must be the book club girls.
18:28It is an honour, nay, a privilege, to meet you.
18:31It is an honour to meet you.
18:33It is an honour to meet you.
18:35Keep up, club girls. It is an honour, nay, a privilege.
18:38How are you going to love it here?
18:40Dad, Hannah's already told you what an incredibly successful
18:43and charismatic family we are.
18:45Come on. Come on in, yeah.
18:47We've got nothing to hide in here.
18:49Come on in. That's my kidneys.
18:51Come on in, enjoy yourself.
18:53Pop a little top hat on, shall I?
19:01Sorry about that.
19:03He's got a weird sense of humour.
19:06I don't. I'm just normal.
19:09Let's get started, shall we?
19:15So, er, you take this quite seriously?
19:21Good. That was what I was hoping.
19:34See this? It's human, isn't it?
19:39Tell your mum about you!
19:41You didn't even look!
19:43Helping a dangerous criminal, that's what you're doing!
19:49So, that didn't go well.
19:52What a surprise.
19:57I looked at myself in the mirror and do you know what I felt?
20:00I looked at myself in the mirror and do you know what I felt?
20:03I felt shame.
20:05All the good work I'd done on myself,
20:07the meditation, the pottery.
20:09No, no, no, no. No, I am...
20:11I am not going back.
20:16Can you at least get some plates?
20:18Yes, of course I will.
20:20I told you you chopped her up!
20:22Do you know what you're doing? Give me that!
20:24No, Mrs Lee!
20:31CLATTERING
20:37Oh! You can't mess around with that!
20:40It's important evidence!
20:42Charlie! Go to your room!
20:44But... Now!
20:46Ben, Alison, home!
20:56Wow.
20:58Your work ruined by the very artwork you tried to hide.
21:01If that isn't a message from...
21:03Don't!
21:05Sorry.
21:09We could give them the bacon.
21:11We've got plenty of veg, we could do a little meal.
21:13Yeah, let's do that.
21:19Beautiful writing, er, with many different words.
21:26But which is your favourite passage?
21:29Oh, er...
21:31I suppose I'd have to say, er,
21:34the description of the, um, bleakness of the house.
21:44It's OK. We haven't read it either.
21:47What?
21:49We just drew a book club, so my mum will let us go to the villa.
21:52That is so great!
21:54We thought you'd say, but we had to be sure.
21:57First thing we need is some bore who's into reading.
22:00I've never finished a book in my life.
22:02Awesome!
22:12Target acquired.
22:19We have a serious problem.
22:21If Leif does anyone else in while I'm stuck here,
22:24it'll be Mum and Dad's fault.
22:26They'll be at the funerals tortured by Gil and...
22:29WHISTLE BLOWS
22:32MUSIC PLAYS
22:48You two really need to learn hand signals.
22:51If Charlie looked after his phone, then we could ring him.
22:56I've got a pen.
22:58If we had some paper...
23:01Yeah?
23:04Look, Louis, for your eyes.
23:07No! You're not putting them in the bottle!
23:10Wait! They're just eye drops!
23:19Your mum cooked.
23:25Mrs Leif!
23:31Louis?
23:38Louis!
23:49What? Where's the canapés?
23:51Charlie, my life is literally ruined.
23:57So, who likes bacon?
24:00I do. It's my absolute, total favourite.
24:03Wait! No! You can't eat that! It's Mrs Leif!
24:06Charlie, don't be stupid. It's bacon!
24:10Really? Have you ever seen a pig with tattoos?
24:13SCREAMING
24:16No, it's not! It's really not bacon!
24:19You don't understand! Take Mrs Leif to the police!
24:24Get off me! Get off me!
24:28Ben!
24:30Run! Run! Get her out of here!
24:33Sorry about this. It's just that there might have been a bit of a murder.
24:38Lovely to see you, Ingrid. And do say hello to your mum for me, won't you?
24:42My mum's right. Your family are freaks.
24:44No! Ingrid, I want to go to France! Ingrid!
24:47Ben! Give her me!
24:51You got him!
24:53That's the boy.
24:54He's his wife!
24:56He broke into my house and stole that bacon!
24:59You! You're working for him!
25:07Ouch!
25:10John? What's going on?
25:12Mrs Leif! You're alive!
25:17Then who's that?
25:23I am not happy.
25:27This can't be right.
25:29Grounded till Easter, and for what?
25:31For trying to stop a mass murderer?
25:33What kind of lesson's that for a child?
25:35It's a travesty of...
25:36Charlie, shh!
25:37It's a...
25:38Right. We are all set.
25:41Charlie.
25:56Mmm.
25:57That is delicious. You've cooked that to perfection, love.
26:02Go on, Mum. Try some.
26:08Mmm. It's nice.
26:10Mmm. Yummy.
26:12Right. Here's to a happy...
26:14Happy...
26:16Happy...
26:18Happy...
26:20Happy...
26:22Happy...
26:24Here's to a happy and peaceful Christmas.
26:27Cheers.
26:34I wonder what human tastes like.
26:54Merry Christmas