Belladrum Blind Date

  • 3 months ago
Transcript
00:00Let me see if I can recreate that laugh.
00:07Can you give us a chorus of the song?
00:11Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie! Doggie!
00:21God, no. I can't think.
00:26I've paid my dues, time after time.
00:33I've done my sentence, but committed no crime.
00:39I've made mistakes, I've made a few.
00:46I've had my share of mistakes, but I've made a few.
00:57We are the champions, my friends.
01:05But we'll keep on fighting until the end.
01:13We are the champions, we are the champions.
01:20No time for losers, cause we are the champions of the world.
01:33No pen, no paper, but I still could draw your attention.
01:38I'm a bra because I hold everything up.
01:41What else did you ask me?
01:44Were you not paying attention?
01:48Do make cover, because I'm all ears.
01:51Yes, yes, that.
01:53You don't have to finish that answer, that bored everyone in the tent.
01:57What are you thinking, Gorge?
02:00Do you have an idea of what you're going to say?
02:04Give me an indication before I give you a microphone.
02:09Oh, he's decided.
02:14It's me!
02:17That's what he wants to say.
02:20Dougie.
02:22Is it for contestant number one?
02:35Or contestant number two?
02:40I'm going to say, contestant number one.
02:51Curveball.
02:53I'm really sorry, contestant number two.
02:57She's like, it's fine, he's only 18.
03:00I'll get you in the campsite later and I'll make sure you have a nice time, darling.
03:06Okay, bye.
03:08Give a number, contestant number two.
03:11Whatever the number was.
03:13Me.
03:15How are you feeling?
03:17I'm not good, I'm 32.
03:20Young.
03:22That's really old.
03:27But I'm older than you.
03:29That's fine, but he's a lot younger.
03:33What we kept quiet from you, Dougie, is that if you're still together this time next year at Belladrum,
03:44you have a wedding courtesy of Belladrum.
03:49What do you think about that?
03:51That's pretty cool. I like that.
03:54And I'll also get you a bottle of tomato whiskey.
03:57There we go.
03:58So you can try some whiskey.
04:00Thank you.
04:01Good.
04:02Right, ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
04:07Oh, there's going to be a scrap, isn't there?
04:10Both, please stand up from your stools.
04:14Oh, the tension.
04:19You take a step here.
04:21You stand just here.
04:23You stand just here, darling.
04:26Reach around the wall and hold hands.
04:31Go on, yes, yes.
04:38Go and meet your future wife.
04:51Are you happy with your new mother?
04:57I'm allowed to say that. I'm older than you.
05:00Are you happy with your new son?
05:02Honey boy. You're a wee boy.
05:06Ladies and gentlemen, this has been Bella Blind Dates.