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00:00The moon looks impressive tonight.
00:06Traveling on moonlit nights is so tranquil.
00:09If only I could hear the young master's voice even just for a little bit.
00:14I thought you wanted to surprise him by learning to cook.
00:18Where are you headed anyway?
00:20To the port town of Kuran.
00:22I thought I'd see if I could get some seaweed and kelp.
00:25Those are the two main ingredients in the Japanese dishes he likes so much.
00:29Well, that's very admirable of you.
00:31And if I'm correct, aren't you off to investigate the site of the Dragonslayer battle?
00:36Yeah.
00:38Apparently after their battle, a massive lake mysteriously formed there.
00:42And I must discover the reason.
00:44Then we'll both be lonely for a while.
00:47I suppose so.
00:49Shiki reported that the young master has arrived in Roadscarred.
00:52Once things settle down there, they'll be able to return to the demi-plane.
00:56And until that time...
00:58We remain patient.
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06:45He dropped them.
06:47That was childish of him.
06:51Luria!
06:55Hey! You'll pay for this!
06:57Elam guns!
06:59Young master,
07:01these kinds of things are typical and bound to keep happening.
07:05I'm not sure getting involved here was the right choice.
07:07Yeah.
07:09I just couldn't help myself.
07:11The look in her eyes made me curious.
07:13Well,
07:15then please forgive me for being presumptuous.
07:19Now, let's find an inn.
07:21The entrance exam
07:23is in three days, right?
07:25What? I didn't realize you were planning
07:27on taking the entrance exam.
07:29Well, yeah. I need to enter the academy
07:31to be recognized as a resident here
07:33and get permission to open a new store.
07:35So taking the exam is a must.
07:37But young master,
07:39the test you're taking isn't the new student entrance exam.
07:41It's the teacher employment exam.
07:45Teacher employment exam?
07:47What's that?
07:49That would be the test you take
07:51to become a teacher.
07:53It clearly says teacher employment examination
07:55right here on this document
07:57from Rembrandt.
07:59Rembrandt!
08:01Rembrandt!
08:03I believe Kuzunoha should be arriving
08:05in Rothschild any moment now.
08:09Hmm.
08:11What is it, Morris?
08:13I've been struggling to read smaller print
08:15as of late.
08:17Perhaps I'm just getting old.
08:19I have no trouble at all with familiar words,
08:21but I just don't know.
08:23You might want to get some reading glasses.
08:25You don't want to make any serious errors.
08:27Yes, indeed.
08:29I think
08:31it's a little late for that.
08:33And then, on the day of the teacher
08:35employment examination...
08:37I'm not ready.
08:39Young master,
08:41are you feeling alright?
08:43Shiki, could you call me Kuzunoha
08:45while we're here?
08:47Anything you want, Master Kuzunoha.
08:49To be perfectly frank, I would have run away
08:51if Rembrandt hadn't recommended me.
08:53Makoto Kuzunoha, is it?
08:55Allow me to explain the test.
08:57I'm sorry, but before that...
08:59What? Writing?
09:01I do understand this is the teacher exam,
09:03but are you by chance looking to
09:05fill any other clerical positions?
09:07That's not a request
09:09that we can accommodate.
09:11Lately, a lot of people have been
09:13trying to apply for other positions
09:15despite us emphatically stating that we're only
09:17hiring teachers.
09:19The insults just keep on coming.
09:21Looking for a backdoor because you can't
09:23apply normally isn't going to do you any good,
09:25but I suppose I could, huh?
09:27Crap!
09:29That's not a smile!
09:31You worthless fool! Wither before me!
09:37Shiki! Calm down!
09:39Please forgive my friend.
09:41If there aren't any clerical positions,
09:43that's fine.
09:45How can you act like nothing's wrong
09:47after that weirdness?
09:49Don't you dare say that!
09:51What about the way you insulted my master
09:54Excuse me.
09:56Please allow me to apologize
09:58for his behavior.
10:00He's not our finest employee, if I'm being honest.
10:02Oh.
10:04You're offering an apology?
10:06Of course I am. Hurling complaints
10:08and insults at an examinee
10:10is completely unacceptable behavior.
10:12Even if he did,
10:14well, how should I put it,
10:16inappropriately ask if we were hiring clerical positions.
10:18Speaking frankly,
10:20my master simply inquired about there being
10:22any potential openings here for clerical employees.
10:24That doesn't seem too egregious,
10:26does it?
10:28We do appreciate you sharing your valuable opinion.
10:30Now then,
10:32regarding Kuzunoha's exam.
10:36Ah, general tactics, is it?
10:38How would you like
10:40to take your test?
10:42You're allowed to choose practical or written.
10:44Um...
10:46Well, you have a recommendation
10:48from the Rembrandt Trading Company.
10:50That means you must be quite accomplished.
10:52Is she trying to provoke me?
10:54So,
10:56which one will it be?
10:58You're applying to teach general tactics,
11:00so would you like to focus on a practical assessment?
11:02Um...
11:04This one.
11:06I...
11:08Well, really?
11:10Of course. Only a few in the history
11:12of this academy have passed this incredibly difficult
11:14test, and therefore,
11:16we shall take the practical-only assessment.
11:18Incredibly difficult?
11:20But I'm the one who has to take the test!
11:26The exam will take three days.
11:28At this time,
11:30the examinees should start making their way
11:32to the testing area.
11:34And regarding the equipment you were given,
11:36use the feather-shaped item when you wish to return.
11:38And use the bell-shaped item
11:40if you wish to drop out.
11:42Two items, really?
11:44The only rule is no fighting
11:46between examinees.
11:48However, since you'll be separated by physical
11:50distance, I doubt you'll come across
11:52one another at all.
11:54We can provide you with
11:56weapons, but you must procure
11:58food and other supplies on your own.
12:00Also, there are monsters in the
12:02testing area, so be careful.
12:04So it's like a survival game.
12:06Everyone who meets the following
12:08conditions will pass the test.
12:10So please listen to them carefully.
12:13These red, blue, and yellow orbs
12:15travel at very high speeds.
12:17The next step is really quite simple.
12:19Return to the academy within three days
12:21with three of any orb type.
12:23And that's all.
12:25Well, that's easy.
12:27Instructions for capturing the orbs are included
12:29with the items given to you.
12:31Good luck, everybody.
12:33I believe in you.
12:38So this is the testing area.
12:40First, investigative Kai.
12:44Good.
12:46I don't have to worry about water or food.
12:48Compared to the wasteland
12:50that goddess first dropped me into,
12:52this place is paradise.
12:54Looks like the other examinees
12:56are pretty far away,
12:58just like the guy said.
13:04Okay.
13:06Found an orb.
13:09Each one of the orbs can be damaged
13:11using the attacks specified in these instructions,
13:13provided they're directly adhered to.
13:15After taking enough damage,
13:17orbs will stop moving and can be captured.
13:19If attacked using methods other than
13:21the ones specified, the orbs will burst.
13:24Okay, so only physical attacks
13:26are effective against the red orb.
13:29I'll start gently.
13:32Huh?
13:34Huh?
13:36What?
13:38I didn't get the color wrong, did I?
13:40Right.
13:42Let me get it together.
13:44Only magic attacks are effective
13:46against yellow, so...
13:48Breed.
13:56Only ranged attacks are effective
13:58against the blue orb.
14:00So this should work.
14:04But why?
14:08Are my attacks doing too much damage?
14:10Come to think of it,
14:12I'm constantly under the effect
14:14of a strengthening spell.
14:16I should remove that.
14:19Oh, red orb.
14:25But why?
14:30I failed to capture a single one
14:32and I'm sleeping outside.
14:34I'll erect a barrier
14:36that's super painful when it's touched.
14:46Monsters.
14:55I wonder what the other examinees
14:57are up to.
15:00Huh?
15:02The elf is missing.
15:04Did he finish in just one day?
15:06I know it's not a race,
15:08but I feel like I need to hurry.
15:15I'll start with the blue orb
15:17susceptible to ranged attacks.
15:19I think I'm going to try to graze it
15:21with just the fletching.
15:23A featherlight touch,
15:25I guess one might call it.
15:28I distracted myself.
15:30I'll refocus and...
15:35All right, just what I wanted.
15:39Why did they disappear?
15:45It teleported?
15:47Oh, come on!
15:49Okay, I'll burn this entire
15:51testing area down.
15:53No, wait.
15:56I'll project the object I perceived
15:58with my kai inside myself and...
16:01I see it.
16:11Yes! That's it!
16:16Someone else disappeared.
16:18It was the human this time.
16:20Did they pass?
16:22No, it's possible they dropped out.
16:25Either way, I need to keep trying.
16:32Next, I'll go for the yellow orb
16:34susceptible to magic attacks.
16:36I'll start by using kai to weaken myself.
16:39Then I'll adjust the power
16:41so it's neither too strong nor too weak,
16:43focus all my attention on it,
16:45and weak breed.
16:51Yes, sir!
16:53One day left and I think I'm gonna make it!
17:01My first meal since yesterday.
17:05Someone new appeared this time.
17:07Can examinees join
17:09partway through the test?
17:11As long as they don't bother me,
17:13I guess it doesn't matter.
17:19Oh, this is quite an invigorating morning.
17:22But there's an obviously suspicious guy
17:24dressed in black.
17:28They were pretending to be asleep?
17:30They vanished.
17:32Did they use a spell to hide themselves?
17:34I know exactly where they are
17:36thanks to my kai, though.
17:38I should put some distance between us.
17:40Oh, crap!
17:52Unfortunately for you,
17:54I don't think that's quite enough to harm me.
17:56What's this? My hand is cut!
17:58Not only that, but it looks like poison?
18:00How embarrassing!
18:02I'll have to wash it thoroughly later.
18:04You bastard.
18:06Are you targeting the examinees?
18:08Yeah.
18:10The others have already run for their lives.
18:12I wasn't too enthused about being hired
18:14just to threaten you.
18:16But I'll make you pay for breaking my blade.
18:18Are you trying to kill me?
18:20You're already finished.
18:22This blade is coated with a fast-acting poison
18:24guaranteed to kill its victims.
18:26Fast-acting?
18:28Poison?
18:30You neutralized that poison?
18:32No way!
18:34If you tell me who you are and who hired you for this job,
18:36I'll tell you exactly how I did it.
18:38I can't, unfortunately.
18:40I don't have any contact with the client
18:42when I get jobs for the Assassin's Guild.
18:44That's against protocol.
18:46I see. I'm starting to get the sense
18:48that I shouldn't stick my nose where it doesn't belong.
18:50A wise choice.
18:52I can't move!
18:54I've temporarily paralyzed you from the neck down.
18:56You're interfering with my exam.
18:58Hey, that's not fair!
19:00I can't leave if I can't move!
19:02He's not wrong about that.
19:04I'll tell you for free.
19:06Apparently, I'm immune to poisons.
19:08It's a recent gift.
19:10What?
19:12Don't give me that shi-
19:14What are you doing?
19:16Why are you running over here?
19:22Right, back to it.
19:24I'm gonna finish this quickly.
19:32I can't perform pure physical attacks
19:34even when I want to
19:36because my body constantly releases mana.
19:38The bow I borrowed is imbued with magic, too.
19:42I've got it!
19:44I borrowed this knife to butcher fish.
19:46This should work.
19:48It's a bit smelly,
19:50but I'll hit it with the back so I don't cut it in half.
19:56It didn't explode.
19:58It teleported.
20:00But I'll finish it with this.
20:10That took forever!
20:12Farewell, nameless wilderness!
20:14I will never forget the suffering
20:16I endured these past three days!
20:24Whoa, they're waiting for me.
20:26Hello, Kuzunoha.
20:28So, are you dropping out like they did?
20:30Huh?
20:32Did the man in black threaten them, too?
20:34I gathered the orbs, of course.
20:36What?
20:38Then let me confirm.
20:40No way!
20:42I brought back three of each orb.
20:44I hope that's okay.
20:46I meant three orbs of the same color,
20:48not one of each color, let alone three of each.
20:50Normally people return with three of the color
20:52most susceptible to their strongest attack.
20:54But you brought back all three colors?
20:58No one's ever passed the exam like this before.
21:00I didn't think it was possible.
21:04And?
21:06I had to go through a lot,
21:08but it worked out because they hired me
21:10as a temporary instructor.
21:12Good work, young master.
21:14We have some time until the next step.
21:16Maybe we should check out
21:18that hot pot restaurant.
21:20Oh, you mean Gotetsu?
21:22Yes, we should.
21:24I wonder if they serve shamanabe.
21:26And so, without ever having planned to,
21:28I became a teacher.
21:30That's how my life at the Academy City began.
21:32However...
21:34Ah,
21:36that's never even happened before.
21:38No one was supposed to pass this time,
21:40but he did. I don't get it.
21:42Wait, what do you mean by that?
21:44Well, let's just say
21:46someone made an interesting request.
21:48They said we have enough practical skill teachers,
21:50and they wanted to increase the difficulty
21:52of the exam. So?
21:54And he gathered all three colors anyway,
21:56instead of just one. I still can't believe it.
21:58I see.
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