• 5 months ago
Frank The Tank
Transcript
00:00The nine hole kitchen pot car is here in Bridgewater, New Jersey.
00:07What's this place called?
00:09Green Knoll, I believe.
00:10Green Knoll.
00:11Alright.
00:13Let's see how this starts.
00:26Get that little off the skelter.
00:30A lot of hills here.
01:00Better at least.
01:16That's not good.
01:19That's not good.
01:25Shouldn't they have a shorter hole on the number one?
01:28You got your confidence up?
01:32This one said 95 yards on the scorecard.
01:35There's one more that says 98.
01:37Many others are like, it seemed like below 70.
01:50Damn it.
01:59Damn it!
02:05Six already.
02:06Shit.
02:07Why did they have to have the first hole be so fucked?
02:36The first hole should be the shortest one.
02:38Get you warmed up.
03:06Probably leave the pins in today.
03:27Let's see.
03:37Alright.
03:38Eight.
03:56Nine.
03:59That sucked.
04:00The hole being so fucking long.
04:03Shit, shit, shit.
04:11Getting skinny, Frank.
04:32Much better.
04:45See, if this was the first hole, we'd be off to a great start.
04:48My belt just broke.
04:50Is there any way for us to fix it?
04:53No.
04:54We need to get a new one.
04:56Maybe see if there's a DXL that's open.
04:58Okay.
05:00It's a much better drive.
05:12Oh!
05:23Guys, is that number three?
05:25This is three.
05:26You mind if we play in front?
05:27No, go ahead.
05:29Are you live streaming?
05:30No.
05:31Recording for live.
05:34Got a video coming?
05:35Yep.
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05:38Nice shot.
05:39After that shot, I might have to.
05:54That's a three!
05:55That's a three!
06:08I don't know what par should be for me.
06:10They say three is par here.
06:12That's for people who actually know how to play this fucking game.
06:17A three.
06:18I'm going to ask them.
06:19It's special.
06:20Got it.
06:26Don't need it.
06:30Don't need it.
06:37I do this time on the approach.
06:55Let's see how I do this time.
07:25Okay.
07:55Five.
07:56Not awful.
08:02Let's see how I do on the fourth hole.
08:04Longest hole on the course.
08:06I think I hit that too bad though.
08:36Okay.
08:51Looks like there's a bad rough here
08:53at the front of this green though.
08:55Yikes.
09:06Okay.
09:23Make sure it's between your feet.
09:33Good.
09:37I avoided a rough at least.
09:50Ooh, this is tricky.
10:06Four.
10:23I don't think I could do better than four on this hole.
10:29That is an incredible four.
10:37Good.
10:49Alright, you're hitting two.
11:02Ooh, this one's buried a little bit.
11:06Nice.
11:13Fluff it if you have to.
11:20Nice.
11:37Yep.
11:45Alright, hitting three.
11:46Oh my God!
11:48Is this three or what is it?
11:49Four, this'll be four.
11:50Oh, four.
11:51You don't get another hit.
11:58Not an awful five.
12:02I think if I get five,
12:04it's pretty much a par at least for me.
12:29Alright, tough lie.
12:35Alright.
12:53Trying to stay hydrated.
12:56Alright.
13:03Of course, body armor.
13:26That was close.
13:29That was close.
13:41Ah!
13:47It's got a crown at the top of the hole.
13:50Look.
13:51That little crown at the top of the hole killed me.
13:59Another five.
14:02This time.
14:17Ah, didn't get that good.
14:22Nice.
14:26We short-armed it.
14:27Wedged in here.
14:36Alright, birdie, move.
14:44Alright.
14:51Five, four, three, two, one.
15:22Yep, maybe a six.
15:41Alright, six.
15:43Tough lie.
15:45Right here on the right.
15:47I see it.
15:48I see it.
15:54Alright.
15:58Let's see how I can do this.
16:10Jump.
16:19Let's see how I can do this one.
16:25Ah!
16:27Tried a bump and run.
16:30Sitting up nice.
16:31I would hit that same club again.
16:46Good.
16:49Five, four, three, two.
17:03Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
17:14Seven.
17:15That one went like this.
17:19It like, didn't go, just didn't go down the damn hole.
17:24Alright, last hole and this one does not look easy.
17:28Shit.
17:41Ah!
17:42Mulligan.
17:45I'll give myself a mulligan on this one.
17:49Just...
17:57Let me get closer to him.
18:05God damn it!
18:08One more?
18:09Yeah.
18:13I think I'm psyching myself out.
18:15Frank, maybe take it out of the little hole in there.
18:18This time.
18:22Yes.
18:23Try that.
18:24Make sure it's between your feet though.
18:40You know, I deserve a couple mulligans.
18:45Alright.
19:15God damn it!
19:46I think I'm going to do a fringe punt this time.
19:48What?
19:49Okay.
19:50I'm going to do a...
19:56And of course I did.
20:08That's five!
20:12Ah, fuck, six.
20:16Fuck.
20:22This green sucks!
20:30Seven.
20:42Eight.
20:45Oh.
20:49Look what he even placed a hip in.
20:52Look at this slope.
20:56Eight.
20:59Alright, just finished nine holes of pigeon putt.
21:03Had some tough holes at the end.
21:04Started rough, but in the middle I was doing pretty well.
21:08Overall I shot a 52.
21:11That last hole was diabolical.
21:13Had a couple of mulligans, but that last hole was diabolical.
21:18Why?
21:20Just a hill.
21:22And then the pin placement is on top of a hill.
21:29Truly diabolical.