Frank the Tank in the Wild Episode 1: Manning the T-Shirt Cannons
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00:00 [typing]
00:02 [music]
00:22 I did nothing!
00:24 [whining]
00:28 Alright, my hair's getting a little long, so you know what that means.
00:30 Time for a buzz cut, time for a buzz cut.
00:33 Let's cut the whole goddamning off.
00:35 Time for a buzz cut, time for a buzz cut.
00:39 Let's cut the hair off.
00:41 Yeah, that's why it's getting really long and it's starting to bug me.
00:44 So, here we go.
00:46 Time for a buzz cut, time for a buzz cut.
00:49 Cutting off all the hair.
00:52 Time for a buzz cut, time for a buzz cut.
00:56 Let's get it all off again.
00:59 Time for a buzz cut.
01:02 [buzzing]
01:16 I lived here for a couple years.
01:18 And I remember one time,
01:21 a police officer was chasing after somebody,
01:24 walking him right here,
01:27 and did the Jake and Snake robbery style DET,
01:30 right into the concrete.
01:32 And then he had to call the ambulance to get the guy they were chasing
01:36 off the sidewalk.
01:38 He had a neck cord, a neck brace.
01:41 [laughing]
01:43 Oh man.
01:45 This is where I lived.
01:47 Right here.
01:49 This is probably right here.
01:51 Left side, right side.
01:54 First floor.
01:56 Have a good night.
02:01 Thank you.
02:02 You're welcome.
02:14 [laughing]
02:17 He really did like a spectacular job in the end.
02:22 This is what grew the NFL.
02:24 This is what grew the NFL.
02:26 NFL films, John Fasenda and Steve Sable.
02:41 Well, we have a green light and the cop said,
02:43 "Nope, no green light.
02:45 I'm directing traffic."
02:47 And now everything's getting blocked up.
02:53 Let the traffic lights do their fucking job.
02:56 That's what you need to do.
02:58 Let the traffic lights -- the traffic lights are designed
03:02 to time up everything just perfectly.
03:05 And I don't see anything, any reason why he should be out here directing traffic.
03:09 There's nothing going on, no reason.
03:15 Move around, move around.
03:18 Show some action.
03:25 There's no chance this team's making the playoff.
03:28 Dead and buried, dead and buried.
03:32 Tonight they did not want this game.
03:35 They didn't get this game.
03:36 Nico Dawes did his best, but no one else did.
03:39 Tafoni's standing around, just standing there.
03:42 He's just standing there all night long.
03:46 They did this terrible effort, and this is what he lost.
03:49 And that's why they're way, way out of the playoff spot,
03:53 and it's disgusting.
03:55 [Music]
04:03 Frank, do you think Pete Alonzo will have a huge year
04:06 knowing he's going to be a free agent?
04:09 Like, you know, like he can really get a huge contract?
04:12 Probably not.
04:14 No?
04:15 Probably nervous and struggling next year for the 70 home runs
04:19 with the Pat Wilson Patriots shot.
04:22 You think that's where it'll go?
04:23 Yeah.
04:24 Doesn't the payroll at some point hit for them?
04:27 Nope.
04:28 The ESPN is giving them money under the table,
04:31 and VCU Baseball says that they're getting tax money
04:35 directly from the Mets.
04:37 The Mets are paying half the salary,
04:38 and the salary cut penalty goes on the Mets.
04:42 I figured it was the Braves Foundation.
04:46 Secret society.
04:48 And the Mets have been fined
04:52 and cannot draft anybody anymore.
04:55 [Humming]
05:01 [Inaudible]
05:14 These are the shoulder pads worn by Larry Zonkler in the Super Bowl.
05:21 Both Super Bowl VII and Super Bowl VIII.
05:25 He's MVP of Super Bowl VIII.
05:27 Of course, this is Larry Zonkler's jersey.
05:30 Oh, this is what they all play for, the Vince Lombardi trophy.
05:34 You know, made in Newark.
05:38 He was invented in Newark.
05:39 The first trophy is made in Newark.
05:40 A lot of people don't know that.
05:41 Tiffany Factory.
05:43 Made by Tiffany every year.
05:46 Simple design,
05:48 elegant,
05:51 easily identifiable.
05:55 It always gets me how young Arnold Schmitt was.
05:58 He never even made it to 40 years old.
06:02 I guess this is from the TV show that they're doing.
06:05 Packers dumped the Chiefs.
06:07 I mean, Jessup.
06:08 The Chiefs didn't belong on a field.
06:11 [Inaudible]
06:17 Well, this is like a Super Bowl trivia thing.
06:20 So, what team won the first Super Bowl?
06:22 The Packers.
06:23 Sorry, Mikey.
06:24 Betty White.
06:26 [Inaudible]
06:39 Heads.com had the sock pocket.
06:41 [Inaudible]
07:10 [Inaudible]
07:16 I got all but one.
07:23 [Music]
07:52 [Music]
08:02 Hasn't killed a single ball cleanly in the workouts.
08:15 How many days is that?
08:16 Three days.
08:18 So, how many balls is that?
08:19 Probably about a couple hundred.
08:23 And Blue Gilbert, the ball just keeps going over his head.
08:29 How tall is he?
08:31 Last look, he was 4'9".
08:36 He's got Benjamin Button disease.
08:41 [Inaudible]
08:46 Even though there's blue laws, they lobby to have this grand mall built.
08:52 It was originally going to be called Xanadu.
08:54 And then when the financial crisis hit in 2008, the housing crisis, they ran out of money.
09:01 And the company that was holding it went bankrupt.
09:05 By the way, it was ugly as sin when it was called Xanadu.
09:08 So, it went through several owners before finally a new owner took over.
09:14 And why?
09:17 It's like Oppenheimer with his fascinating people getting their goddamn motherfucking tickets.
09:26 [Music]
09:38 Where's this guy going?
09:41 Anyway, so, it was supposed to open up before the Super Bowl.
09:47 That was in 2014. It wasn't ready.
09:49 So, it finally opened up March 18th, 2020.
09:57 It opened up and a week later it got shut down by the COVID.
10:01 This mall is fucking cursed.
10:04 We're going to the stadium series game tonight.
10:08 Devils against the Flyers.
10:11 It's going to be mighty fucking cold.
10:14 So, to get our walk in, we're going to do a pregame walk in the American Dream, also known as the American Monstrosity.
10:23 This waste of money mall, this mall that was probably the most ill-conceived project in the history of ill-conceived projects, loses.
10:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:39 Loses isn't the right term.
10:40 Hemorrhages.
10:42 Millions of dollars a month.
10:46 There's a pebble in here you have to push in and that's how you drink this.
10:51 [Music]
10:59 This mall is hopping today. I've never seen a mall hop like this before.
11:03 I've been like dead.
11:06 Of course, the game next morning. Is that why everyone's here today?
11:09 I see a lot of people carrying the...
11:14 Oh, here you can buy tickets to the Ferris wheel.
11:26 Well, we got this mall here and it's still hardly filled.
11:34 I mean, these are just like empty, empty, empty stores.
11:39 Stores that have never been filled.
11:41 Stores that may never be filled.
11:44 Because, you know, retail is not exactly booming these days.
11:51 I play mini golf here.
11:53 I've never seen this busy.
11:59 It's popping.
12:02 Look at this. This is so empty.
12:06 That's why I call this the American monstrosity.
12:10 I mean, maybe we'll get some place for people to fill these.
12:13 Hold on, wait. Aren't we in LaGuardia? Where are we?
12:15 We're in the American Dream Mall.
12:17 This is a mall?
12:18 Yes.
12:19 I call it American monstrosity.
12:22 Watch it.
12:26 Hey.
12:27 Will you be in the New Jersey Hall of Famer?
12:29 I should be.
12:30 What's your pitch?
12:33 I'm an internet legend for New Jersey.
12:36 I mean, put me in.
12:40 That's it?
12:43 But a legend has to go. A legend's got to still go.
12:46 I've got many more years to go.
12:49 Okay, we're in a child-friendly section of the American Dream.
12:54 We've got the Sugar Candy Store.
12:57 We've got Nickelodeon.
12:59 We've got Toys R Us.
13:03 We've got Bolts and Nails just on the floor here.
13:09 The spaces, what are we looking for?
13:14 A brand new place is they never were filled.
13:19 This mall's a joke.
13:22 Made the state go broke.
13:26 [Indistinct chatter]
13:40 El Toro de Oro.
13:46 More like El Toro del Chapata.
13:53 Who paid for this?
13:54 I did.
13:55 Are you paying for it today?
13:56 Yeah.
13:57 Are you going to go to the game later?
13:58 Yeah.
13:59 [Indistinct chatter]
14:13 They did the limited amount of double fans.
14:20 [Indistinct chatter]
14:24 All the girlfriends and wives are dragged here.
14:27 [Indistinct chatter]
14:29 [Indistinct chatter]
14:32 Please welcome New Jersey native,
14:35 member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
14:38 and the hiring of Bruce Springsteen's history band,
14:41 the Moneybags Finder.
14:44 [Indistinct chatter]
14:48 [Cheering]
14:57 [Typing]
14:59 [Chanting]
15:03 [Indistinct chatter]
15:09 That was our two-night lead.
15:10 It's the first period.
15:11 It's cold, very cold out here.
15:14 Very, very cold.
15:18 What's going on?
15:19 We're checking into our hotel.
15:22 It's 3.30 in the morning.
15:24 We drove here from the MetLife Stadium.
15:29 That was one.
15:31 Now it's time for PLL lacrosse and some sleep.
15:37 All right, let's see.
15:39 The PLL, the Premier Lacrosse League.
15:44 Picking a team, all right.
15:46 We got the Waterdogs, everyone's favorite team in the office.
15:51 And then we got New York Atlas.
15:55 You know what?
15:57 I can never root for a team from Philadelphia.
16:02 It was always New York.
16:05 [Indistinct chatter]
16:19 [Music]
16:35 [Whistle]
16:38 [Indistinct chatter]
16:46 [Cheers]
16:54 We'll have you come back at the second game too for this.
16:57 Rip it.
16:58 Rip it.
16:59 [Indistinct chatter]
17:09 [Indistinct chatter]
17:26 Well, you thought you were going to play at 3 o'clock, didn't you?
17:29 Didn't you?
17:31 The sun will come up and ruin your plans.
17:35 You'll be sitting there all day in the cold.
17:39 [Laughter]
17:42 Frank, what are you shooting?
17:44 [Indistinct chatter]
17:48 This thing is like a catapult.
17:52 All right, so the key is, aim your gun at him, right here.
17:57 That means be pointing at the head.
17:59 [Indistinct chatter]
18:03 A lot of people go sideways.
18:06 It's like a scope.
18:08 [Indistinct chatter]
18:15 [Cheers]
18:21 All right, yo, I'll tell them to go.
18:23 Frank, nice job.
18:26 [Indistinct chatter]
18:29 [Indistinct chatter]
18:51 As we go raw-dogging in Virginia, going out to get to lead,
18:56 getting up the 10,000 steps,
19:01 walking around the reverent camp, weary camp.
19:06 We're in Springfield, Virginia,
19:10 and there's this beautiful butcher shop.
19:11 It's closed, so I'm not even talking about how that looks.
19:15 But they have this memorabilia in the window on the screen.
19:22 Now, let's take a look here.
19:24 We got the Washington Capitals.
19:28 We got the Washington Wizard--I mean, Washington Redskins.
19:31 They haven't changed their name yet here.
19:34 Another Capitals.
19:36 A National sign.
19:38 Don't they have an NBA team here?
19:41 Or are they that bad that even their fans in this area
19:45 don't want to associate with the Wizards?
19:49 [Music]
20:15 [Indistinct chatter]
20:33 Frank, do not kill someone.
20:36 [Indistinct chatter]
20:58 Did we get the social media out?
21:06 Oh, this is going to get chippy.
21:09 [Indistinct chatter]
21:14 Oh!
21:15 [Cheering]
21:27 I had a little bit more control of the ball this time,
21:29 but I missed it.
21:31 But then I finally decided to go back to base.
21:35 Last time.
21:37 [Indistinct chatter]
21:42 Three down.
21:44 [Cheering]
21:49 What's key to winning this game?
21:51 There's a lot, but I think we did a good job of doing the little things.
21:54 We were pretty on defense.
21:56 Our goalie made a few timeouts, stops, colliders.
22:00 We just made one more play than them.
22:02 They're a great team.
22:04 But over time, we go either way.
22:06 Our goalie made a couple stops.
22:08 Their goalie made a ton of stops.
22:10 So, lucky to get the last one.
22:12 I mean, I look at this court here tonight,
22:15 and I look at the goalie, and he's not wearing much equipment.
22:19 So, pretty much, if you just control the ball,
22:23 and over time, of course, you had a big advantage.
22:26 Yeah, I mean, I think they had the ball first.
22:29 I don't know if they missed a net or if they just made a good save.
22:32 But, you know, those guys are the best in the world,
22:35 and if they see it, they can catch it.
22:37 And he did that.
22:38 We made a couple great saves on their end as well.
22:41 So, yeah, it's tough getting the ball by these goalies.
22:45 They take up a lot of the net.
22:47 They do, they do.
22:48 Now, what was the key on that last 50th play?
22:51 I don't really remember, but I think the Luka made a couple saves,
22:54 and the ball got kicked behind,
22:56 and their attention was kind of on Marcus behind the net,
22:59 and I back-cut, and I die, and Marcus made a great pass,
23:03 and, you know, just shot it.
23:06 Didn't really see it go in.
23:07 I got hit, but it didn't happen.
23:09 Well, thank you, and congratulations.
23:11 Thanks, Frank. Appreciate it.
23:13 [Typing]
23:15 [Humming]
23:25 [Inaudible]
23:28 [Inaudible]
23:41 [Singing]
24:10 [Inaudible]
24:13 How does that help with groceries or gas?
24:17 What?
24:18 How does a beaver help with groceries or gas?
24:21 [Inaudible]
24:24 What art?
24:27 [Inaudible]
24:30 [Inaudible]
24:37 [Inaudible]
24:40 I had Joey Logano to win, but it won like $400,
24:44 and he got taken out in the 18-core pile-up.
24:48 Is it over?
24:50 No.
24:52 The race has been stopped for 20 minutes
24:54 just to clear up the 18-core pile-up.
24:58 There's seven laps to go.
24:59 Can he still win?
25:01 No, he's wrecked, and he might have broken his hand.
25:04 He was in the pile-up.
25:05 Yes.
25:06 [Typing]
25:10 What would you rate my driving?
25:18 8.2.
25:20 Nice.
25:21 [Typing]
25:23 A few moments later.
25:29 This is the greatest game ever.
25:31 This is the--
25:32 This is the--
25:33 I was so, so, so unfair to winning.
25:35 And Lenny Ross said that Alexander Holt scored a goal
25:38 and sacked the rest of the game.
25:41 And then Nozick had six turnovers that led directly to goals,
25:47 and Lenny Ross said, "Nozick's my guy!"
25:50 He yelled right into the face of Holt,
25:53 and Nozick's doing this going--
25:55 He said that Stamina Nozick,
26:00 he said that he wants to trade a clone,
26:04 a 7-0-6, and have him on the team.
26:07 I hate this motherfucker.
26:09 I mean, this guy gets his pocket picked every goddamn game.
26:14 He's played in 17 games.
26:16 The Devils have lost all 17 games this motherfucker's played.
26:20 And he's Wendy's boy.
26:27 [singing]
26:35 There's a 34% chance.
26:37 Oh, there's a 34% chance.
26:39 Every time.
26:41 The Mets' team year-end is here.
26:43 It's going to be just fine.
26:45 Slightly over 9.
26:47 They might set the record of 136 losses.
26:54 [siren]
26:56 We got two Devils bobbleheads coming in?
26:59 Yep.
27:00 Anybody good? Jack?
27:02 Nope.
27:03 Who?
27:04 I think one's Timo Meier.
27:06 You're going to cover that in gasoline and light it on fire?
27:09 Who, once again, is sucky.
27:11 And who else?
27:16 I've got to get on this.
27:18 Timo Meier.
27:22 In the game against the Flyers, he's minus three.
27:26 You would have played.
27:32 That's why you ended up with Thomas and Chuck Nassel.
27:39 You were going off on him today.
27:43 He fucking sucks.
27:45 What position is he again?
27:48 He's a forward.
27:50 Constantly losing the puck?
27:52 He was skating the puck out of zone like this.
27:54 The guy just went by him and right on the goalie.
27:58 And then he had another one where he was behind the net.
28:01 He tried to do a behind the back pass.
28:03 And he passed it right to O'Hirskin.
28:06 He missed a bright side.
28:09 It was a goal in Washington.
28:11 And he's going like this.
28:13 He's actually dancing to it.
28:15 Take a sip.
28:19 Take a sip.
28:21 Mad man.
28:46 Did I not predict it?
28:48 What's the official, before you go nuts,
28:52 what's the official word?
28:54 Capsule injury.
28:56 That's his shoulder.
28:58 You know the shoulder is even worse than the fucking Tommy John.
29:01 It's the same injury that Corey Kluber had.
29:04 How long was he out?
29:07 He never was the same again.
29:09 It's Johan Santana's injury.
29:13 The capsule.
29:16 Is that what they're officially saying? The capsule?
29:18 He probably won't flow until June.
29:20 Alright.
29:22 As bad as it is.
29:24 And I'm not trying to downplay it.
29:26 I know. I know.
29:28 It started with a pitch.
29:30 It went too fast.
29:32 I didn't make a mistake.
29:34 And that's okay.
29:36 He threw it into the right side.
29:38 On the flip side, we kind of never really had Sanger.
29:40 So it's one of those things like...
29:42 Did you hear?
29:44 The Mets salary tax is 750 million dollars.
29:49 And they're basically thinking about trading Alonzo and Wendover for the cash considerations now.
29:55 To recover all the lost money.
29:57 Yeah, but if we bought them out, wouldn't you want that?
29:59 The Mets scouting staff said that they...
30:03 I just ran into the Marist baseball team.
30:05 They were talking about how they played the Mets last week.
30:08 They said they couldn't compete.
30:12 Against Division 3.
30:15 Right now, they're probably actually...
30:18 Did you know the Mets top prospect is ranked 342nd in baseball?
30:24 Last year, the Mets had the worst record in the history of baseball in the minor leagues.
30:33 In every level.
30:35 Yeah, but you're playing for yourself.
30:37 Winning games in the minors is not necessarily...
30:39 We gotta have a good time.
30:42 Deal?
30:44 Carlos Mendoza said that...
30:47 This is the greatest news he's heard.
30:51 Jose Batal, who in Winter Bowl this year,
30:54 had a playing against senior citizens.
30:59 Gave up 242 home runs on 243 pitches.
31:07 They're gonna get nothing from P. Alonzo.
31:10 They have two Gilbert.
31:13 Every ball they take the outfield, it's hit over his head.
31:17 And he throws the ball like this.
31:20 Basketball season. Deal?
31:23 I gotta go get something to drink.
31:25 Fucking fix this.
31:27 I give him five years.
31:28 If this team isn't a contender in five years,
31:30 then Stephen Cone could go to fucking hell.
31:32 I'm not waiting for...
31:34 I'm not gonna...
31:36 This is the 70s.
31:37 This is 1970s.
31:39 They better do the right fucking thing.
31:43 No more Jet Williamses.
31:44 No more Brett Beatys.
31:46 No more Drew Gilberts.
31:47 Get real talent in here.
31:49 It's like chirping the bats.
31:51 You want a kino?
31:53 And the bus owner sitting next to you,
31:55 going like this, high five him.
31:57 My name is Natalie Wilson,
31:58 executive director of the historic Overton Park show.
32:01 Memphis International Airport welcomes our active and retired military passengers.
32:06 Best case scenario?
32:08 August.
32:09 August.
32:10 His arms are gonna be immobile for four to six weeks.
32:15 Then he'll have to rehab for four weeks.
32:19 Then he'll have to go through spring training for four weeks.
32:22 August.
32:24 He will not pitch one of five games.
32:27 And I fuck him.
32:29 I'll call him five games.
32:31 And I fucking called it.
32:33 Brett Snell's still out there.
32:36 Jordan Montgomery's still out there.
32:38 Trevor Bauer, for crying out loud.
32:40 And the Mets are not gonna have any of them.
32:42 We're gonna have Jose Bato,
32:43 Corey Oswalt,
32:45 and the worst pitchers in baseball.
32:47 Christian Scott?
32:48 He's gonna suck.
32:49 Mike Vagasil.
32:51 Who's never won a game in the minors.
32:55 This is our rotation now.
32:58 Horse, Den, Will Pond.
33:00 When I saw the news this morning, I was like, "Oh, fuck."
33:12 It's actually like,
33:13 And then I saw y'all's video, and I was like, "Oh, fuck."
33:16 If you believe in higher power,
33:18 Sangus had this injury for a month and a half.
33:20 They just decided today to announce it.
33:23 They had Andy Martino, who has Frank--
33:26 Frank's been saying it for a while.
33:28 There's something else wrong with him.
33:30 He called this specific injury.
33:32 I know.
33:33 Frank is the higher power.
33:35 I said that the Mets,
33:36 we've had such a piss poor off season,
33:38 counting on Sanga,
33:40 this was gonna happen.
33:41 I yelled.
33:42 That's a bad protein.
33:43 And Corey Oswalt.
33:45 Every one of his pitchers last year
33:48 had ERAs over seven.
33:50 Every one of them.
33:52 That's not what you want.
33:53 That's a bad rotation.
33:55 That's not who you really want.
33:56 That's a bad rotation.
33:57 Their starting lineup is Harrison Bader,
34:00 who hit 140 last year.
34:03 Brett Beatty, who hit 180 last year.
34:06 Francisco Alvarez, who hit 190 last year.
34:09 Mark Vientos, who hit 170 last year.
34:12 Got a lot of sub-200 Mets in the lineup, too.
34:16 It's not really looking like there's a lot of wins there.
34:18 No, those are blood alcohol contents.
34:20 They aren't bad alcohol.
34:21 Jeff McNeil, who after winning the bag title in 2022,
34:26 hit 210 last year.
34:28 And Francisco Mendoza, top hitter last year, at 230.
34:32 Pete Alonso, who might have hit 50 home runs,
34:34 he hit 220 last year.
34:36 Sterling Marte, hit 130 last year.
34:40 He was bad.
34:41 Sorry, basketball.
34:44 Big win.
34:45 And the Mets have no prospects in the top 300.
34:49 You have a guy that they're trying to hype up.
34:51 This guy Drew Gilbert went to Tennessee.
34:53 Who literally jumps up and swings at every pitch.
34:58 He's small. He's like 5'2".
35:01 He has never walked.
35:04 And he, last year in the minors,
35:07 had a batting average of 0.82.
35:10 And he's their top prospect.
35:13 Are you reading that off, or do you just know that's not correct?
35:16 No, it's all on the board.
35:17 Like that, just from your head? I'm not looking at you.
35:19 You just know it?
35:20 Yep.
35:21 Once we get these guys over the bridge in Arkansas,
35:25 you gotta get them, throw them a little wolves up,
35:28 send it to Hudson.
35:29 We must have to do that.
35:30 Yeah.
35:31 It'll be big red bulls fans.
35:33 And then you'll know all of those red bull statistics,
35:38 and you can just spit them off like that.
35:41 Right, you need to focus more on the Heisman's
35:44 instead of the Mets right now.
35:46 Your Heisman statistics are always--
35:49 Meanwhile, the Devils have 9 players injured.
35:51 Your Dolphins ended the season with 14 players injured.
35:54 But Seton Hall's rolling, and you'll never hear it again.
35:56 Yeah, talk about it.
35:57 Joe Lenardi says they still don't deserve to be in a tournament.
36:02 Lenardi's a crock.
36:03 He says that to me, he doesn't care if Clemson's 5 games under .500.
36:08 The ACC's just in 16 schools.
36:10 ACC.
36:12 The ACC Illinois Conference is terrible.
36:15 The ACC is the only conference for me.
36:18 He didn't even think Soho State should be in the tournament.
36:22 He says it should be the ACC Big Ten tournament.
36:26 He's got big A-10 minds.
36:29 Come on, you got some fans over here.
36:40 Yeah, I see that.
36:44 Two we might not want to meet.
36:46 How you doing, man?
36:48 Rico's here.
36:49 Good to see you.
36:50 How are you?
36:51 Good.
36:52 How you doing?
36:53 Come on, man.
36:54 That's the homegrown right there.
36:56 [LAUGHTER]
36:57 Arkansas.
36:59 Hey, you all know where Sam's first score was, right?
37:02 Newport.
37:03 Newport.
37:04 That's me.
37:05 That's me.
37:06 That's me.
37:07 What do you have the [INAUDIBLE] for?
37:09 Do you have the old 5-10, which it has its desk reserved at the Walmart Museum.
37:13 Oh, wow.
37:14 That's right.
37:15 We like the tower on special occasions.
37:18 Our track team just won the fifth straight consecutive Zumbel championship.
37:22 Oh, nice.
37:23 I noticed that the wall that you had Joyner.
37:26 Yes.
37:27 Yeah.
37:28 Jackie Joyner, Darcy's brother, and George Griffin's husband.
37:36 Right.
37:37 You got it.
37:38 You got it.
37:39 You got your lineages down right.
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37:44 There were so many photos.
37:46 I mean, she was something else.
37:48 Yes.
37:49 Absolutely.
37:50 And then Jackie Joyner, Darcy's daughter.
37:52 I mean, she's probably the best heptathlete of all time.
37:56 I agree.
37:57 I agree.
37:58 I totally agree.
38:01 So there was a time there were several different Olympians that were from A state.
38:06 So the road we're going to walk on here to get down here to the right on the other side of F&B Arena is Olympia Avenue right here.
38:15 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
38:18 He's from Alabama, though.
38:19 What?
38:20 He's from Alabama.
38:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:22 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
38:25 So do you mostly work in New York?
38:26 Or do you--
38:27 What?
38:28 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
38:29 We do a lot of traveling.
38:30 We do a lot of traveling.
38:31 By the way, I just heard from sales we have a new lead for the 30 Ballpark tour.
38:35 That's great.
38:36 Yep.
38:37 I just sent a--
38:38 You need to go on the 30 Ballpark tour.
38:39 I just sent a description.
38:40 Because going to the Mets--
38:41 Yeah.
38:42 --going to the Mets this year is going to be really bad.
38:43 Mets are going to lose 115 games.
38:45 And I have--
38:46 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
38:47 --says that losing builds character.
38:49 [LAUGHTER]
38:50 And they have a dirt basement.
38:51 [LAUGHTER]
38:52 A dirt basement.
38:53 It says that--
38:54 The problem is you guys all think he's joking.
38:55 [LAUGHTER]
38:56 There's a dirt basement.
38:57 No, it's true.
38:58 He's dead serious.
38:59 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
39:00 Our dirt basement got so nervous in a game last year--
39:04 Yeah.
39:05 --like a fan boy him--
39:06 Oh, boy.
39:07 Here we go.
39:08 --that he pissed himself.
39:09 Oh, really?
39:10 Right.
39:11 I hate to hear that.
39:12 I thought, what are you, Messy A?
39:13 [LAUGHTER]
39:14 I was always a Mets player.
39:15 I was always a Mets player.
39:16 Yeah, Brett--
39:17 But--
39:18 --Brett Friggen Beatty.
39:19 --but when I lived out there, I was not saying it really loud.
39:21 All right.
39:22 Here I can say it.
39:23 There's not that--
39:24 Yeah.
39:25 There's not that fight out here.
39:26 Brett Beatty--
39:27 Brett Beatty, the Mets said that he's going to be next towards Brett because he's a left-handed
39:30 dirt basement.
39:31 Classic Giants-Giants situation.
39:32 Yeah.
39:33 He's left-handed.
39:34 His name is Brett, and he plays dirt base.
39:35 OK.
39:36 Other than that, he's-- he's the furthest thing ever from Jordan Brett.
39:37 What's all right up to here, y'all?
39:38 He is a bum, a certified bum.
39:39 He can't field.
39:40 He can't catch.
39:41 He can't hit.
39:42 And he sucks on--
39:43 How do you--
39:44 --he sucks--
39:45 How do you really feel about it?
39:46 --he sucks on what the sucks.
39:47 And every prospect the Mets have is a bust because they hype them up, and they're terrible.
39:48 Every prospect.
39:49 We're right next to the--
39:50 We're next to the--
39:51 --right there.
39:52 Yeah.
39:53 We're all the prospects--
39:54 So they got--
39:55 --get busted.
39:56 --before they came up and went down.
40:03 The united team is a clown.
40:10 They hype them up so much, they all fell on their face.
40:17 Like Alex Ochoa, a 5'2" prospect, they said.
40:22 Yes, he hit for his cycle, but every other game he sucked a day.
40:29 There was Fernando Martinez.
40:32 He never even stuck.
40:35 Everyone who thought he was good were clearly mistook.
40:41 Generation K threw out their arms so fast.
40:48 Paul Wilson, 140 pitches, Dallas Green said that he was a bitch because he didn't want
40:56 to pitch when his arm was falling off.
41:01 His arm was falling off.
41:03 Are you guys kidding me?
41:06 Yes.
41:07 Yes.
41:08 He's a parody song machine.
41:11 You should see him in a swimming--
41:13 We're going to go down by the welcome center, okay?
41:15 If you put him in a pool, he'll really get cooking.
41:18 That's when you know you're mad.
41:19 I don't know if I get more to do, so--
41:20 Yeah, that's my new song.
41:22 To the tune of To All the Girls I've Loved Before from Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias.
41:29 Yeah.
41:30 I sing to all the men who busted before.
41:33 Busted before.
41:34 I mean, they had this guy, Greg Jeffries.
41:37 So come on up, fellas.
41:41 Rico Bosco and Frank Dutain.
41:45 Hey.
41:46 They're doing me a big favor coming down to support us and get the energy in First National
41:51 Bank Arena where it needs to be tonight.
41:53 Both have a special talent when it comes to bringing energy to places.
41:58 Rico's going to teach our student section how to be rowdy.
42:03 Greg, you don't need to say anything to the officials tonight.
42:06 He will be all over that.
42:08 All right?
42:09 So you don't even worry about that.
42:10 Just point, though.
42:11 This way, you know what I mean?
42:12 Like, you're going to need an extra point.
42:15 No, don't.
42:16 Don't.
42:17 He loses focus very easy.
42:18 All right.
42:19 He loses focus very-- you just got to do your job.
42:20 All right.
42:21 You just got to do your job.
42:22 Yeah, and then my piece of advice, too, don't throw anything at anybody.
42:24 Yes, no, no, no.
42:25 Don't throw cans, don't throw anything.
42:26 No, no, no.
42:27 And Frank is going to go do his famous hot dog review here shortly.
42:32 And then Frank will be in the building bringing energy tonight as well.
42:35 You know, it occurs to me, many, many, many years ago, the first plumbing,
42:41 Archimedes Plumbing, was a package receiver in the city of Troy.
42:48 He signed off on a giant horse.
42:52 And the next thing you know, there's no more Troy.
42:56 You know, I'm here.
42:58 I'm the horse!
42:59 [CHEERS]
43:03 [CHEERS]
43:05 I like it.
43:07 I like it.
43:08 No more Troy.
43:10 I love it.
43:11 I love it.
43:12 He got some bad news about the Mets this morning,
43:15 so he's a little fired up right now.
43:17 But he's back on track.
43:18 All right.
43:19 He's ready to support Arkansas State.
43:21 The big seat in the hall guy, all right, which is fine.
43:23 It's down the street.
43:24 But his mid-major team tonight is Arkansas State.
43:28 So he's all in on the Red Wolves.
43:30 Appreciate you guys coming.
43:32 Frank's going to do a hot dog review and go on a walk.
43:35 Rico's just going to heckle people all day.
43:37 But they will be here to support you guys, and they're doing it as a favor to me.
43:41 So appreciate you all very much.
43:43 Excited to watch you guys play at Big Stage.
43:45 First home game here in 15 years, actually.
43:48 25 years.
43:49 So the people that know have been on, you know, obviously been on Brian,
43:53 been on you guys early, like showing what you got.
43:56 I'm very excited to watch this place go nuts tonight.
43:59 Let's do it, fellas.
44:00 [applause]
44:05 You want to break us down?
44:06 All right.
44:07 What do you got?
44:11 Let's crush Troy.
44:13 On three.
44:14 Ready?
44:15 One, two, three.
44:16 Let's crush Troy.
44:17 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
44:20 Hey, give me a hot dog, man.
44:23 The man is in the building.
44:24 Hey, how's it going?
44:26 Rough day?
44:28 Did this school sound purpose?
44:29 Yes, it did.
44:30 It's unbelievable.
44:31 The torture never ends.
44:32 The Mets are going to lose 100 games every year for the next 100 years.
44:36 They said that's fine.
44:37 They have their scouting staff.
44:39 They said that we have no plans to drive anyone good.
44:42 They said that they--
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44:57 [chatter]
45:07 100 plus games every year from now until the end of time.
45:12 Are we ready for a Red Bulls win or not?
45:17 That's the only--
45:18 That's the only answer.
45:19 All right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:20 Come on, guys.
45:21 Come on, Frank.
45:22 Come on, Frank.
45:23 Woo!
45:24 [music]
45:34 Frank!
45:38 Frank's in the fucking building!
45:41 [cheering]
45:44 [music]
45:57 Gentlemen.
45:58 Hey, what's up?
45:59 What's up, buddy?
46:00 Hey, man.
46:01 [cheering]
46:04 I'm glad you guys are here.
46:10 [chatter]
46:20 Hey, where are you going to take him?
46:24 Frank, come on.
46:25 Frank!
46:26 Frank!
46:27 [chatter]
46:30 Hey, you can do it.
46:32 Hey, you can do it.
46:34 [chatter]
46:39 [cheering]
46:42 [groaning]
46:46 You believe this?
46:47 I called it.
46:49 Cody and I sang this out.
46:50 They're going to have choreos all packed.
46:52 Joey Lucchesi.
46:53 You know Joey Lucchesi has a song.
46:54 Joey Lucchesi, you really do suck.
46:56 You really are unable.
46:59 Joey Lucchesi, you really do suck.
47:01 Yeah, you're horrible.
47:02 Bang, bang, bang.
47:04 It's another dream run over.
47:06 Bang, bang, bang.
47:08 Once again.
47:13 [chatter]
47:21 Stephan Nozick gives him the energy of the devils.
47:24 Stephan Nozick said he was dancing on the ice.
47:27 I hate you, Stephan Nozick.
47:28 You are the worst player in the history of hand jowl.
47:31 You should go to hell.
47:32 We're up 15.
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