Who the Heck Did I Sleep With Part 1
Who the Heck Did I Sleep With Part 1
Transcript
00:00I drank too much last night.
00:16Who the heck did I sleep with?
00:23Andrew Young? Oh my god, I slept with my boss?
00:30Oh my god, I can't believe you're still single, Becca.
00:53You just gotta get out there.
00:55He's looking at you. You just got a new job.
01:07Go celebrate.
01:55This is not the way I want to meet the CEO of my new job.
02:25You stayed out all night. How was the reunion?
02:37It was fine. I ended up staying at a friend's house.
02:41Well, that's unusual for you. Miss goody two-shoes.
02:45Thanks for letting me borrow this. I'm sorry about the strap. I can pay to fix it.
02:51It's fine. Just keep it.
02:55Must have been a wild night.
02:59It's a cheap bag anyways. Of course I wouldn't let you borrow one of my good ones.
03:05Tech billionaire bad boy Andrew Young was seen last night with a mystery woman in yet another string of wild party nights.
03:12Fitech investors are concerned that Young may be hurting their bottom line.
03:16The board is concerned. You're being reckless.
03:18Our stock is going down again since this morning.
03:20You know what? You need to fix this immediately.
03:22Unless you want to get ousted from your own company like Steve Jobs.
03:25Yeah, yeah. I'll take care of it.
03:42Morning, sir. Hangover?
03:44Thank you. Frank, find this woman.
03:48I'll look into it.
03:53Linda just fired another assistant. This one lasted 75 hours.
04:03Apparently she forgot to tell Mr. Young about the photographers at the hotel.
04:06What photographers?
04:08You didn't see the news this morning?
04:11Andrew got caught having another wild night. Our stock tanked.
04:16Oh, jeez.
04:20You. New girl. What's your name?
04:23Whatever. It doesn't matter.
04:25You're going to be Mr. Young's new secretary.
04:27What?
04:28Chippity chop. Come on.
04:40Mr. Young, I found your new secretary.
04:46Oh, shit. Is he going to fire me if he sees me?
04:58Have we met before?
05:00Wait. He probably doesn't recognize me because of the mask.
05:03Either that or he was blacked out drunk.
05:06No, sir. We've never met.
05:08You wouldn't know her. She's brand new.
05:11And look, she is inexperienced, but she is all that I have available at the moment.
05:16It's fine.
05:18How long do you think she'll last?
05:20A day tops. She's not even that cute.
05:24Have her report to me in the morning.
05:26Yes, sir.
05:38What's your name again?
05:39It's Becca Clark.
05:40I don't know if I can do this, Ms. Walker. Like you said, I'm not qualified.
05:44Becca, it's either this or nothing.
05:48If Mr. Young decides to keep you, it's $250,000 a year.
05:52$250,000? That's insane.
05:56Yes, ma'am. I'll try my best.
05:59Good choice.
06:05Yes.
06:13Ms. Smith, we have some questions for you about the other night.
06:18We understand that you and Mr. Young had an encounter at the Madison Hotel.
06:23Mr. Young is a high-profile person. We appreciate your discretion.
06:27$50,000? For what?
06:32You're not to go to the press, and you're not to say anything to anyone. Do you understand?
06:37Wait, is he mistaking me for someone else?
06:43I should see where this goes.
06:45Um, yes.
06:48But that's not the only reason we brought you here.
06:50We'd like to make you an offer for an arrangement.
06:53Pearl, do we really need to do this?
06:56Andy, we've discussed this.
06:58This is the best way to get the press to shut up.
07:01Fine.
07:05I need you to be my living girlfriend.
07:09I need you to be my living girlfriend.
07:12No, I need you to pose as my girlfriend.
07:15Just until the press dies down.
07:17Three months.
07:18You move in immediately with a stipend of $40,000 per month.
07:21Then, another bonus at the end.
07:23You don't need to pay me to be your...
07:25No.
07:27This is a business arrangement.
07:29Also, show me your ankle.
07:31I need to check something.
07:36Is that the same tattoo?
07:39Yeah, fine.
07:41Good sir.
07:44The same tattoo?
07:46The only other people with that tattoo are me, Jason, and Becca.
07:51You have three days.
07:52When you decide, call this number.
08:00The Andrew Young thinks I slept with him,
08:03but I've never even met him before,
08:05which could only mean Becca was the one.
08:09Hey, Gigi.
08:11I'm home.
08:13And I have some great news to share.
08:23Who's Carl Sagan?
08:25Thank God it's not Andrew's business.
08:27It's my employer.
08:29You got a job?
08:30What's that supposed to mean?
08:32Of course I'm perfectly capable of getting a job, Becca.
08:35It pays well, too.
08:37$40,000 a month.
08:39$40,000 a month?
08:41But you've never had a job before.
08:43Are you sure you're not getting scammed?
08:45I know I didn't graduate college like you,
08:47but I'm not stupid, Becca.
08:49I know, I just don't want to see you get scammed.
08:52What kind of a job pays $40,000 a month?
08:55Let's drop it.
08:58You know what I'm doing.
09:00I don't need you to baby me all the time.
09:02Didn't you say you had good news?
09:04What is it?
09:06Yeah, my new boss is Andrew Young.
09:09I'm going to be his secretary.
09:12You're going to be Andrew Young's secretary?
09:16My new boss is Andrew Young.
09:18Why you?
09:20You don't even have the qualifications.
09:22What, did you sleep with him or something?
09:25Okay.
09:27The thing is...
09:29Okay.
09:31Don't tell anyone.
09:43Now this all makes sense.
09:45This skank slept with Andrew Young,
09:47but he doesn't know.
09:49He thinks it's me.
09:51So basically that's what happened.
09:53Did he recognize you?
09:55No, he didn't.
09:57Do you think I should talk to him about it?
09:59No.
10:01I mean, your job is on the line.
10:04Andrew Young is a notorious player.
10:06Don't get involved with him.
10:08You're right.
10:10He's my boss.
10:12That's it.
10:14Good.
10:16Keep it that way.
10:24That's pretty fast, Ms. Smith.
10:26I'll do it.
10:28I'll be his fake girlfriend.
10:30Great.
10:32And then I'll be his real girlfriend.
10:36Have a car, come by and pick you up first thing tomorrow morning.
10:54Here.
10:56Cheers to being promoted.
10:58Thank you.
11:00I'm so nervous.
11:02His secretaries never last long.
11:04Good.
11:06Exactly what I want.
11:08The sooner you get fired, the better.
11:24I have to get out of here before Becca wakes up.
11:27I can't have her see Andrew coming to pick me up.
11:33Good morning, Ms. Smith.
11:35I'm here to pick you up.
11:37Andrew's not coming?
11:39Ms. Young's busy with work.
11:41I'll see you in the back.
11:48I'm sorry.
11:51Wait.
11:53I think someone's taking photos of us.
11:55Don't worry.
11:57Mr. Sagan had this set up on purpose.
11:59We have some friends in the press,
12:01and they're going to help us get the word out
12:03that Mr. Young is moving in his long-term girlfriend,
12:05which is you.
12:07Are they going to show my face?
12:09No.
12:11They've been instructed to blur out your face for privacy concerns.
12:13Is something wrong?
12:15No.
12:17I thought girls usually like to be seen with Mr. Young.
12:19No, nothing's wrong.
12:21Just drive.
12:23Yes, of course.
12:35Ms. Smith, I'm the housekeeper, Rosa.
12:37Here's your room.
12:39Please let me know if you need anything.
12:41Wait.
12:43I thought I'd be staying with Andrew.
12:45Mr. Young stays in the West Wing.
12:47I've been given strict rules
12:49that you're not to go into his private quarters
12:51without permission.
12:53Well, then what are you waiting for?
12:55Go get the rest of my bags.
13:15Holy fuck, I'm so late!
13:27Wait, sir! Hold the elevator!
13:29Oh, what an asshole!
13:37So are you coming in or what?
13:45Mr. Young.
13:57Mr. Young.
13:59Thank you.
14:01I thought my name was Asshole.
14:03Mr. Young.
14:13Mr. Young, I'm sorry.
14:15I didn't mean...
14:19You're my new secretary, right?
14:21Yes, sir. My name is Becca Clark.
14:23Are you sure we've never met before?
14:27Okay, fine.
14:29Go downstairs and order me a coffee.
14:31Hot but not too hot. 130 degrees.
14:33Split shot, half decaf, half regular.
14:35Sugar-free vanilla, half a pump.
14:37No foam Americano with coconut milk.
14:39Make sure there's about two inches of coconut milk on that.
14:43Wait, Mr. Young.
14:45Don't tell me I need to repeat that.
15:01Becca Clark.
15:03Why does she remind me so much of the girl from that night?
15:05But she can't be.
15:09Sir, Ms. Smith is settling into the house
15:11and the press should publish the article later today.
15:13Fine.
15:19Make sure she gets whatever she wants.
15:21Will do.
15:31Becca, I'm gonna need you to pick up Mr. Young
15:33from his business dinner.
15:35But it's already 7 p.m. I'm off.
15:37It's only 7 p.m.
15:39And you're done when Mr. Young says that you're done.
15:41His usual driver's busy
15:43moving in his new girlfriend.
15:45He has a girlfriend?
15:47Does that mean he cheated on her with me?
15:49What a prick.
15:51He has a girlfriend?
15:53How can you be so dense?
15:55It's all over the Internet.
15:57And she's moving in today.
15:59I just didn't realize that Andrew...
16:01I mean, Mr. Young had a girlfriend.
16:03And a serious one, too.
16:05No one's ever moved in before.
16:07Anyway, don't keep Mr. Young waiting.
16:09Get going.
16:29Why does that look like my apartment building?
16:31Why does that girl low-key
16:33look like Gigi?
16:35No, Becca.
16:37You're being crazy.
16:43Have another, Andrew?
16:45I've had a few. I'm good.
16:47Oh, come on. We're with Andrew Young,
16:49the party king of Wall Street.
16:51I saw you party with that hot chick the other day.
16:53Look, I said I had enough.
16:55Look, I said I had enough.
16:57I said I had enough.
16:59Look, I'll tell you what.
17:01If you out-drink me, I'll go IPO.
17:03Fine.
17:05You're on.
17:19Whoo!
17:27All right, all right. You win.
17:29No one can out-drink the fucking Andrew Young.
17:35Hey, boo. Where you at?
17:37Hey, I'm sorry. I had to work late tonight.
17:39I have to pick up my dumb boss
17:41from his stupid meeting.
17:43I saw him on TV. He is hot.
17:45Who cares? He's so entitled and demanding.
17:49And so, so inspirational.
17:51He's a genius.
17:53I gotta go, Jim.
17:57Sir. Hi.
17:59Is this the new driver?
18:01She's a woman, so she can't drive,
18:03but she's hotter than Frank.
18:05If you're into bitches with no tits.
18:07I'm an ass guy.
18:09She's got one.
18:11You wanna go in the back of my car?
18:13I'll let you drive my stick shift.
18:15Ew, that's gross.
18:17Shut up.
18:19Don't talk to her like that.
18:21Dude, you're wasting it.
18:23Let's go.
18:25You just lost yourself a fucking deal.
18:27Yeah, I don't do business with fucktards anyway.
18:35Mr. Young.
18:37Seatbelt, please.
18:43That's you.
18:45I showed those tech brats, didn't I?
18:53Yeah.
18:59I showed those tech brats his boss.
19:05Oh, gosh.
19:07Mr. Young.
19:09You're gonna have to work with me here.
19:13Shit, Becca.
19:15That really hit you all at once.
19:19Hey.
19:23That's you.
19:25You're confused.
19:27I'm not your girlfriend.
19:37You're drunk.
19:43Mr. Young is not feeling well.
19:45Please check on him.
19:47Becca, you little slut.
19:53Fuck.