The Return of My Drama Queen Part 1
The Return of My Drama Queen Part 1
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00:00My life ends today.
00:11My enemies, I do not care for them.
00:14Their screaming or their scruples.
00:20My love, the only thing I will miss from this world.
00:27You've been found guilty, death, by guillotine, for Marie Antoinette.
00:33If only I had another chance.
00:38I will do everything, anything, to be with you again.
00:44Pardon me, Serpent.
00:52I see it now.
00:54Only I could do it all differently.
00:57Viens t'enfer, Marie Antoinette.
01:05See you in the next life, my love.
01:26Stay with me, Antonio. Breathe.
01:29Don't leave me like this, please.
01:31Stay with me.
01:33Antonio, wake up.
01:36Come on.
01:40There was no heartbeat.
01:42Quiet, she's awake.
01:45Where am I? What is happening?
01:49My love, you were here.
01:52Breathe, Antonio, just breathe.
01:56Lafayette?
01:58Is that you?
02:02My wife's still here. Just call an ambulance.
02:05Wife? Wife?
02:07Wife?
02:09Lafayette?
02:12Hello? I need an ambulance here now.
02:15My name is Marie Antoinette.
02:17The Queen of France.
02:19The Queen of France.
02:21The year is 2024.
02:23More than 230 years into the future.
02:26And I live in someplace called Los Angeles.
02:31And no, I'm not crazy. I'm alive.
02:35I reincarnated as Antonia Levine Fontaine.
02:38Who's married to Nick Fontaine.
02:40My love in this life.
02:42Your wife shows no signs of lasting damage.
02:45No broken bones.
02:47Her brain functions stable.
02:49Heart rate is steady.
02:51You're sure? She was dead for five minutes.
02:55But what happened to the woman I'm supposed to be?
02:59Her blood alcohol level was a 0.3%.
03:02If it was a fraction more, it would not have been the fall that would have killed her.
03:06Wait.
03:07I understand.
03:08Antonia was an alcoholic?
03:11Is that the reason for her fall?
03:15Nick.
03:16Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.
03:20I tried to get her to stop drinking, but she's drunk.
03:24She looks so familiar.
03:36Bye!
03:44Bye.
03:49Oh, your majesty.
03:52Those bracelets are to die for.
03:55Those bracelets are to die for.
03:58Oh, you're so sweet to still wear your wedding ring.
04:02Countess Lamont.
04:03She's my nemesis in this life too?
04:15What is this odd metal box?
04:38Is my sister inside?
04:40Non, merci. I shall wait for the carriage.
04:43Carriage?
04:49Thank you, Sanson.
05:03A horseless chariot. Is this magic?
05:14What is this strange world?
05:29The return of the drama queen.
05:35That should be the title of your next film.
05:39And who might you be, young lady?
05:43Are we for real now?
05:44And why are you talking like a grandma?
05:47Shouldn't you be in school?
05:48I'm on break.
05:50Duh.
05:52Besides, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
05:57So, Antonia, I heard you kicked it.
06:00Sadie.
06:03Enchanté, Sadie.
06:05I did kick it, as you put it, but I'm back now and I'm here to stay.
06:10Well, if you hurt my brother again, I know how to stick a bitch.
06:15Sadie, that's enough.
06:20I gotta take this. Look after it for me.
06:23Understood, General.
06:26He's a general in this life too.
06:36Okay, that's not creepy.
06:41Oh, this is too painful to watch.
06:49How old are you, exactly?
06:52What is this?
06:54Seriously, you don't remember this.
07:00How hard did you hit your head?
07:02Well, technically, it wasn't my head.
07:04Just say, hey, Siri.
07:07Hey, Siri.
07:10Uh-huh.
07:14What is this?
07:24Is this... me?
07:27In the flesh.
07:29Instagram royalty with your bestie Lana.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:39Antonia, Nick is gonna be home any minute now.
07:42Fuck Nick.
07:43Yeah, fuck Nick. You're hot.
07:45Hey, everybody, you hear that? I'm hot.
07:48So this is what Lafayette and his sister had to deal with.
07:52I have to change their minds.
08:00Are you used to your TikTok?
08:02What's a TikTok?
08:06Google it.
08:10If you're messing with me right now, I'm going to be seriously pissed off.
08:14I'm not.
08:16Google is the oracle of the 21st century.
08:20Just type and learn.
08:22Type and learn.
08:25Okay.
08:30Marie Internet.
08:36Controversial?
08:38Sventhrift?
08:41I was wronged and the world still doesn't know.
08:45Hey, Siri.
08:46Huh?
08:47Tell me one thing good that came from the French Revolution.
08:55Hey, Sadie.
08:58Finally, she's all yours.
09:01Good luck with some grey-grey shit.
09:05Women gained the right to vote in 1920.
09:08Yes!
09:09Female activists continue to use politics to reform society.
09:13Yes!
09:20I thought she was different.
09:22Maybe she was crazy in a different way.
09:34This led to the sexual revolution of the 1960s.
09:37Oh, that sounds promising.
09:39Tell me more.
09:41You've come a long way, baby.
09:44Say that again, Siri?
09:46You've come a long way, baby.
09:48You've come a long way, baby.
09:50It was an advertising slogan that became a battle cry for female liberation.
09:55You've come a long way, baby.
09:57You've come a long way, baby.
10:14General Lafayette!
10:17My queen.
10:22You're a brave chevalier, but I beg you to change the uniform.
10:25You no longer fight for the Americans.
10:27You are home now, Lafayette.
10:34You've come a long way, baby.
10:37What do you mean?
10:42What are you doing?
10:45Something I've wanted to do for a very long time.
10:49What the hell is going on?
10:52Are you not my husband?
10:54And in this time, a woman pursues what she wants.
10:58Trying to seduce me won't delay the inevitable.
11:01I'm tired of the games. We're over, Antonia.
11:07Darlings, what is going on?
11:09Darlings, what is going on?
11:20Looks like I got here just in the nick of time.
11:31It is time, Antoinette.
11:34It is time, Antoinette.
11:39Can I not take mobs with me?
11:41The French want nothing from a foreign court.
11:45But I'm from a foreign court.
11:47Does that mean they do not want me?
11:56There is something you must keep on your person at all times from this day forward.
12:03This pendant has protected our family for over a thousand years.
12:09Keep it close, Antoine.
12:12I fear your rule will be sorely tested in the years to come.
12:24Mama?
12:26Mama!
12:33I came as soon as I could.
12:36But what is this I hear now about divorce?
12:40Do not become a Hollywood cliché, my darlings.
12:44I'm sure you mean well, Vivian.
12:46But can you bite out?
12:48Oh, Nick. You know me.
12:50So you know that's impossible.
12:53You two are my favorite people in the world. Let me help you.
12:56I know.
12:58Both of you need to spend more time together.
13:01Remember why you fell in love in the first place.
13:07Wow.
13:10Well, you look much better, Antonia.
13:13Then again, you were dead last time I saw you.
13:17Uh, thank you.
13:19Dude, you sure her head's okay?
13:22The doctor said there's nothing wrong with her physically.
13:27What are you doing here, Finn?
13:28Can't I stop in and say hi to my big bro?
13:31Fine. The auction's tomorrow.
13:34I wanted to stop by and see if you were going.
13:37It's a marvelous idea.
13:39Something we should all do together.
13:42Antonia included.
13:44Oh, Nick.
13:45You can tell her about the film we're working on.
13:48Film?
13:52Hmm.
13:53This one is more ribbon than ribbon.
13:55Hmm.
13:56This one is more ribbon than dress.
14:00This one shows the buttocks.
14:04Where's the back on this one?
14:10It's time to reclaim the real me.
14:13Nick!
14:14I need the Maldives brought to the house immediately!
14:17This wardrobe is a catastrophe.
14:19What are you now, queen?
14:21Why don't you go to the boutique like a normal person?
14:25Okay.
14:28Nick, these clothes are not me.
14:30I need to go to the boutique to find something more suitable.
14:34For once, we're on the same page.
14:36Just because it costs a fortune doesn't make it less tacky.
14:39Go get a new outfit.
14:40Hell, get ten.
14:43But how will I pay for it?
14:44You've already maxed out your credit cards this month.
14:46Credit card?
14:49Call it.
14:50Here.
14:51This has the power of purchase?
14:53That's one way of putting it.
14:55I don't think you should go alone.
14:57Sadie, care to join?
15:04Lana, you got a minute?
15:06Antonia needs a new outfit for the auction.
15:08Great, thank you.
15:10She'll be here in ten.
15:24Hey.
15:25Are you really going to give me the silent treatment all afternoon?
15:29That's no way family should act.
15:31You will never be my family.
15:33Seriously?
15:35We're about to be sisters.
15:37After my dad marries your mom next year?
15:40Gosh.
15:41I've all really fucked with your memory.
15:44I remember enough to never trust you.
15:48I know what you did, Lana.
15:51Trust me and prepare to face the consequences.
15:54Challenge accepted, bitch.
15:58Mademoiselles, welcome.
16:00Are you shopping for anything in particular today?
16:02Yes, I'm looking for some evening ensembles and some day wear.
16:05Perfect.
16:06Right this way.
16:09Low cut and flashy.
16:12It's you, Lana.
16:14I'm looking for something with a bit more je ne sais quoi.
16:17Well, of course.
16:19I think you want to look at our one of a kind designer dresses.
16:21They're over here.
16:23This blue.
16:24Actually, look, you will pay, Antonia.
16:26And I can't wait to watch you suffer.
16:37It's fantastic.
16:39You have an impeccable eye, Miss Fontaine.
16:41Please, call me Antonia.
16:43I love it.
16:44Thank you.
16:49This is the one.
16:51Simply stunning.
16:53You are a true trendsetter, Antonia.
16:55I love it.
16:57Let me take a look at accessories.
16:59Yes, please.
17:04Have a beautiful evening and be sure to come back often.
17:07We get new stock every week.
17:09I will.
17:10Merci beaucoup, Celeste.
17:11Of course, my love.
17:18I don't understand.
17:19What's happening?
17:20Ma'am, this is your purse.
17:22I'll take this.
17:24Okay.
17:32Antonia!
17:33This must be a mistake.
17:35I'll take that as well.
17:36Hands behind the back.
17:38Listen to him.
17:42Did you know this?
17:43She's quite sick.
17:45You know, our family has tried to get her a lot of money.
17:47The budget is set at 50 million.
17:49I don't want to hear in the middle of shooting that she wants more, Oli.
17:55Sanson, what's wrong?
17:56It's your wife.
17:57She's been caught shoplifting.
17:59I'll be right there.
18:00Is everything okay?
18:03Vive la France!
18:04La France!
18:06You've been found guilty.
18:08Death.
18:10La trupe s'attenda!
18:11Vive la France!
18:12La trupe s'attenda!
18:13Vive la France!
18:16Nick!
18:19I paid for the jewelry you stole.
18:26This is the last time I bail you out.
18:38Stand up.
18:43Let's go.
18:47It's horrible.
18:49She needs help.
19:06La trupe s'attenda!
19:12You've been found guilty.
19:14Enough, Entwit. Never again.
19:19I believe there has been a misunderstanding.
19:21I'm sorry?
19:22My husband purchased these earrings, but they do not suit me.
19:27Imperial Topaz, while being the most expensive type, is not suitable for my skin tone.
19:32I've never worn it. It doles me out.
19:35You're... you're right. You'd do best with blues and purples.
19:40Greens. Reds.
19:42Of course, you would never choose Topaz. It clashes horribly.
19:46I'm so sorry I doubted you.
19:49This has been a terrible misunderstanding. They must have fallen into your bag.
19:53Unbelievable! You're going to side with her over skin tone?
19:56She has unparalleled taste.