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00:00All clear for battle? Aye aye, Captain.
00:15Remote control OK? Potato chips? OK, Captain.
00:19Gummy bears? OK, Captain. Blueberry lemonade? OK, Captain.
00:24Hello! What's going on here?
00:27Rubinson Crusoe will be on TV soon. And his favorite movie.
00:31So sit down and shut up.
00:33Well, let's see.
00:39Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
00:41We will now show you the exciting evening of your movie, Rubinson Crusoe,
00:45and wish you a lot of fun and entertainment.
00:48We are now switching on.
00:50Oh no!
00:51Oh no!
00:56Is this supposed to be called no Rubinson Crusoe?
00:59This evening?
01:00That's right.
01:02Oh no!
01:04Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:06Have I already told you the story of Rubinson Blueberry?
01:10Rubinson Blueberry?
01:12Yeah.
01:14That was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather of the third grade.
01:19He lived about 200 years ago and was just as good a sailor as I was.
01:26One day, he got into a huge storm and his ship sank.
01:33With stumpf and steel.
01:36Robinson Bluebeard was able to save himself on an island.
01:40The island was completely uninhabited.
01:45After he had gotten used to it, Robinson started to make himself comfortable on the island.
01:52He made himself a fancy suit from beach goods.
01:56And with the simplest means of transport, he built himself a beautiful house.
02:03The sea itself provided him with delicious food.
02:09There was only one thing he lacked.
02:11Someone he could talk to and get along with.
02:15One day, he noticed a strange scene on the beach.
02:21Wild companions, probably born on a neighboring island,
02:25had come ashore and brought a prisoner.
02:30What did they intend to do with him?
02:33They were cannibals!
02:36They had put the prisoner on the Spice Card.
02:40Of course, Robinson Bluebeard had to intervene.
02:44He took the most terrible weapon he had ever seen,
02:48a three-barreled soccer bat,
02:51and blew into it.
02:54The cannibals were so frightened by this,
02:57that they stripped the prisoner of the Spice Card
03:01and made him fly upside down.
03:04Then Robinson let go of the poor fellow.
03:08He was so grateful that he even kissed his feet.
03:13By the way, his name was Asher Wednesday.
03:16Unfortunately, Asher Wednesday turned out to be so incredibly stupid
03:24that Robinson simply could no longer bear living on the island.
03:29Every evening, Robinson sat by the sea and hoped for salvation.
03:33The only book he had with him was the telephone book by Wuppertal,
03:42which he soon learned by heart.
03:45And finally, after ten years,
03:49a ship arrived and took Robinson and Asher Wednesday on board.
03:56With flying sails, they headed home.
04:01This is the story of Robinson Bluebeard and his faithful servant, Asher Wednesday.
04:07And what do we do now?
04:09With the whole long evening?
04:11Yes, what now?
04:12The television is still broken.
04:16I've got it! I'll read you something from my book.
04:20We didn't know you had a book.
04:23Oh, yes! I inherited it from my great-great-great-great-grandson-in-law, Robinson Bluebeard.
04:30So, Böker Helmut, 8-6-8-15.
04:36Oh, no!
04:37Boschitzky Andreas, 6-6-15-27.