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00:05Oh, that's hard to believe!
00:08Oh, that's hard to believe!
00:10Old Lies!
00:12Hey, hey, hey!
00:14Yeah?
00:15Now you won't fall out!
00:17We don't mean you, Grandpa.
00:18We mean Baron Münchhausen.
00:20That's what we mean!
00:21Münchhausen!
00:22Yes, he's the biggest liar of all time!
00:25The King of the Cutters!
00:27The best smuggler in the world!
00:29Münchhausen!
00:30Oh!
00:31The biggest liar of all time!
00:33He's the one who's allowed me to laugh for a moment!
00:37Ha, ha, ha!
00:39Münchhausen!
00:41I'll smoke this wet noodle in the pipe!
00:45Shall I tell you...
00:50who's actually the biggest liar of all time?
00:53Wait a minute! Don't say anything!
00:54We'll get to that in a minute!
00:56That's difficult!
00:58Is the person in question pretty blue-faced by chance?
01:01Wears a captain's hat?
01:03And smokes a stinking pipe?
01:05You're pretty smart for your tender age!
01:09Yes, indeed!
01:10I am the King of the Liars!
01:14Well, that must have been Anno Toback
01:16at the election of Mr. Lügenbold in Flunkerstadt an der Schwindel.
01:20The judges were all famous, notorious hunters and anglers.
01:25Professionals!
01:27All the other candidates had already been elected,
01:30except for me and my old rival,
01:33the famous Baron Münchhausen.
01:36You want to tie us to the Blue Bear?
01:38The book is way too old!
01:40As if you could have known Münchhausen!
01:43So, when was that?
01:45We can't tell...
01:46because of the smoke!
01:48Rejected!
01:51Well, there had to be a final decision
01:54between me and Münchhausen, right?
01:57For that, we hung bars above us.
02:00Whoever managed to bend the bar with his lies
02:03so far that it broke through,
02:06had won.
02:07Münchhausen, of course, came back with his old camel,
02:10with the knight on the cannonball.
02:12The bar almost didn't move at all.
02:16You had to look very closely.
02:19Then I made up the story
02:22where I stood on a cannonball with one leg,
02:27balanced three gold hamsters on my nose
02:31and played Beethoven's 10th symphony
02:34on a singing saw.
02:38The Baron was even more impressed.
02:42Münchhausen brought the thing
02:44where he pulled his own hair
02:46out of the swamp with his horse.
02:50Oh, that was better.
02:53But nothing against my story
02:56where my horse pulled its own mane
03:00out of the sand with me.
03:04I would have had the bar almost.
03:08Münchhausen brought his last drop.
03:11He told the story
03:13where he was swallowed up by a whale with skin and hair.
03:18That could have been you.
03:21But that wasn't enough for the bar.
03:24Now was the right opportunity for my story
03:28where my whole whale was swallowed up by me
03:32with tail and gills.
03:36The bar finally made it.
03:39So I became Mr. Lügenbold.
03:42Münchhausen became second
03:44and a used goods dealer from Bad Eisen third.
03:49Now you can see it.
03:51The book is from 1785.
03:53So you can never know why we knew Münchhausen.
03:57Then you would be over 200 years old.
04:00So what? I am.
04:03I'm not just Mr. Lügenbold Anno Toback.
04:06I'm also the oldest blue bear
04:08between Sumatra and Flunkestad an der Schwitte.
04:12That's because I led such a solid life.
04:17Always going to bed early in the morning
04:19and going out early in the morning.
04:21Lots of exercise and, above all, no alcohol.
04:32Believe it or not.