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00:00Have I not already told you a hundred times that you should not watch television so late?
00:29Grandpa, that was a sci-fi movie!
00:32Oh, that's supposed to be a sci-fi movie?
00:36Yes, it's about how the dinosaurs died out.
00:40Then it can't have been a sci-fi movie.
00:43That's not true at all. The dinosaurs didn't die out.
00:48You don't want to claim that there are still dinosaurs today?
00:53But certainly a lot.
00:55Pah, impossible!
00:57We would have seen one a long time ago.
01:00As big as the beasts are.
01:01Well, they're not as big as the beasts were back then.
01:06They have shrunk quite a bit in time.
01:09Shrunk?
01:11Yes, that's because my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Zork Bluebeard invented the car.
01:21I see, I must explain the closer connections here.
01:28So, many thousand years ago, my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather Zork Bluebeard lived in the Steinzeit.
01:39A Bluebeard of the First Moment and an inventor who also found mercy.
01:46Among other things, he invented the first lemon press.
01:55The first nutcracker.
02:00The first stirring egg.
02:05So? What does that have to do with dinosaurs?
02:09Take it easy! As I said, my great-grandson Sork had also invented something much more revolutionary.
02:18The car.
02:20Well, at first a little out of style, the invention of the automobile took on more and more concrete forms.
02:29Until one day, the first model was banned.
02:45And now the dinosaurs were very interested.
02:49Finally!
02:50He got the curve.
02:52Hopefully he won't get a flat tire now.
02:54It didn't take long for every dinosaur of the Steinzeit to get a car.
03:01But the eternal driving of the car took care of their natural instincts.
03:07The dinosaurs didn't go hunting anymore.
03:09They only rumbled through the area in their cars.
03:14No dinosaur took a single step.
03:20Total lack of movement.
03:23No wonder they shrank more and more.
03:26If you only drive, you live wrong, don't you?
03:29You know that.
03:30Well, that's how it happened that the dinosaurs became smaller and smaller over the millennia.
03:37Nowadays, they are only so small, so unfeeling.
03:42They fit in a toy box.
03:45If you think you can beat such a car, then your brain is also lacking the movement.
03:51It shrank so much in the meantime.
03:54It fits in a toy box.
03:56Stop whining!
03:58You doubt the integrity of your education.
04:02Of course!
04:03We thought the shrink was nonsense.
04:06When we saw one.
04:08Unbelievable!
04:10I have to show you by hand again.
04:17But be careful, he bites.
04:22Watch out!
04:29Great!
04:30No!
04:31Please don't!
04:32Do you believe it now?
04:33Yes!
04:35It's just good that I always have a shrink in reserve.
04:39Otherwise, no one believes the story.