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00:00Hey, hey, hey, it's Bud Helmer, and I'm going to sing a song for you, and Bill's going to
00:19show you a thing or two.
00:23You'll have some fun now, with me and all the gang.
00:27Learning from each other, while we do our thing.
00:32Na, na, na, gonna have a good time.
00:35Hey, hey, hey.
00:36Na, na, na, gonna have a good time.
00:38Hey, Bill Cosby has music again and a lot of surprises in the program.
00:42And one, two, three, you'll even learn something.
00:45Hey, hey, hey.
00:46Na, na, na, gonna have a good time.
00:50Na, na, na, gonna have a good time.
00:54Na, na, na, gonna have a good time.
01:20Hey, hey, hey, we'll have a good time at the dragon.
01:23Ja, der Wind bläst voll gut!
01:26We'll ask Mudfoot, if he'll help us make our dragon.
01:39Wow!
01:43Who are you?
01:45Do you want something to eat?
01:53What is it? Wasn't that enough?
02:09Oh, hello boys, how are you?
02:11What brings you to my office?
02:13We wanted to ask if you could help us to assemble this dragon.
02:17No problem! You've really become a specialist.
02:21I think I could trust my left toe without further ado,
02:24that you don't know that you have the dragon champion of Peonyburg, Pennsylvania in front of you.
02:29Who's that supposed to be?
02:30Me. Didn't I just tell you?
02:31Wow! How many inhabitants does this Peonyburg have?
02:34Well, about 20. But they were all very good at flying dragons.
02:39Speaking of flying, did I already tell you that I was the first to fly over the Atlantic?
02:44But Miss Wooka told us that Lindbergh was the first to cross the Atlantic.
02:48She also meant the Atlantic Ocean. But I'm talking about the Atlantic.
02:52Come on, boys. Here, the dragon is ready.
02:55Thank you, Mathur. That's great.
02:58Let's go.
03:10Whoa!
03:12Oh, no! The trophy!
03:24Yeah!
03:27You really did it. Luckily the trophy didn't end up in the water.
03:31Wow, that's really nice. What's it for?
03:35You can win it at the big bike race. Don't you want to join us? You only need one bike per team.
03:40Oh, yeah. Then I can win my trophy, too.
03:43Stop. Wait a minute. I think there's a little problem.
03:46What is it?
03:47We don't have a bike.
03:48The problem has already been solved. You haven't seen my chic new birthday present yet, men.
03:53I ask for your attention, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
03:58You may come a little closer and enjoy this wonderful sight.
04:03Ta-da! I present to you the Rudi Flitzbike.
04:08Hey, hey, hey. The new bike is totally okay.
04:11If I go to the start with my smart baby, it's no other way than winning the big bike race.
04:17Does it ride, too?
04:18That might be a stupid question, Donald. I built it myself, so it rides, too.
04:28Wow, the super bike even has a flying stand.
04:33Rudi, did you stick to the instruction manual when you built the bike? You did, didn't you?
04:39What do you mean by instruction manual? If I'm good at anything, it's the bikes.
04:44And now clear the track. Okay. I want to go for a little ride with my baby.
04:49The big bike is bound to hit the road.
04:54Here comes the fast Rudi.
04:56That's what it's going to look like when I win the big bike race and cross the finish line.
05:03Oh, no. His protective plate is already making a fly.
05:06And his chain is a mosquito.
05:09And there flies his handlebar.
05:10And his saddle.
05:12His two brakes.
05:14And his wheels.
05:15And finally, Rudi.
05:22It seems like Rudi's bike went for a ride with him.
05:25Well, I already suspected that something like this would happen.
05:28Exactly from the second when Rudi told the boys that he built his bike without the instruction manual.
05:35And if he continues to make things out of his stomach, it will probably end with him getting sick.
05:42I just wish someone would make sense of it.
05:45Come on, Rudi. Let's put the parts together and start from the beginning. I'll help you.
05:50Okay, fine.
05:52And for this purpose, we will stick to the instruction manual.
05:58Ah, very sensible.
06:00Most people make the mistake of wanting to use a brand new thing they just got.
06:05But if you take a little time and read the instruction manual,
06:09it can not only prevent the new achievement from being damaged, but also us.
06:14And often it doesn't take that long to do one thing right.
06:19You see, already done.
06:21Now we just need to screw the handlebars and the good bike is like new again.
06:26This means that we are back in the race as far as the race is concerned.
06:30Come on, Rudi. The handlebars are in the garden behind the house.
06:43Thanks for the ride, Bobby. See you tonight at the cinema.
06:48There they are.
06:51Uh-oh, there's Bobby Hanson again.
06:56Bobby, watch out! My new bike!
07:00Bobby, stop right now! My new bike!
07:06He broke my bike. It's completely over.
07:10Bobby, you broke my new bike.
07:13I'm sorry, but why do you just leave it in the driveway,
07:16where you know exactly that I come here every day?
07:20Hey, but that's Rudi's ride, isn't it?
07:23And besides, you should be more careful where you go when you sit back.
07:27I just hope you have enough money to replace my bike.
07:30What? I should replace your bike? What are you dreaming about at night?
07:33But you broke it.
07:35Well, that's your version, little one.
07:42My parents have tried everything possible,
07:45but Bobby still thinks he's not to blame.
07:48And his parents still believe him.
07:50That means we're out of the race without a bike.
07:53Hey, guys, look what we've found.
08:00What are we going to do with it?
08:02We want to take part in the bike race.
08:04A bike has two wheels, and this weird thing has three.
08:07Well, if that's the case, we can take one of the three wheels off.
08:11Hey, how can I stop this old carrot again?
08:15That was close.
08:16By stepping backwards.
08:18What? Stepping backwards? All right.
08:24Stepping backwards doesn't work either.
08:30I think the clubhouse has always needed a side entrance.
08:33Uh-oh.
08:44I've come to a standstill.
08:46Welcome to the big Donald Dove Show.
08:49There are easier ways to get on TV.
08:52Fortunately, Donald is okay, but Rudy still has a problem.
08:55So this time he's right, and that proves there's always a first time for everything.
09:00Bobby broke his bike and doesn't want to pay.
09:02And without a bike, there won't be a race for the boys.
09:05Hopefully, our friends will somehow manage to get Rudy's justice back.
09:25Hey, Rudy, do you want to go on the dragon with us?
09:28My brand-new bike is ruined, and you're asking me if I want to go on the dragon?
09:33How can you do that in such a moment?
09:36Well, first we fasten the tail, then we put the leash on, and then we run.
09:40Come on, you'll see, that will get you thinking.
09:43No, no, just do it. I'll watch you.
09:47Hey, hey, hey, up and out into the air with you.
09:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:57Hold on tight, Fat Albert, so you don't fly away with the dragon.
10:00How's that going to work?
10:02Watch out, Fat Albert, the tree.
10:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
10:07Don't worry, I'll get it down.
10:11No, no, no.
10:13Hold on tight, Fat Albert, so you don't fly away with the dragon.
10:19Well, I have to say, Bucky, that was really cool of you.
10:22We'll get the dragon back up and running again.
10:25But without me. I have to go now, guys.
10:28Bobby's car is always on the road at this time, you know?
10:31What are you up to, Rudy?
10:33I'll make sure Bobby gets his fair punishment.
10:36Rudy, you're just like that tree.
10:39What do you mean?
10:40The outside is made of a concrete bark,
10:43and the inside is nothing more than rough, soft wood.
10:46You'll regret that, you gnome.
10:59You know, I think Rudy just showed us
11:01that cold water and hot air don't go well together.
11:04He's in a bad mood, I can't blame him.
11:07But that's why he can't take the law into his own hands for a long time.
11:10Fortunately, there's someone who can definitely help him.
11:15Everything all right, young man?
11:16Yeah, yeah.
11:18Donald, you take over the dragon.
11:21Listen, officer, I want you to arrest someone very quickly.
11:25And who, please?
11:26The criminal's name is Bobby Hanson.
11:28He broke my bike and doesn't want to stand up for it.
11:33He's pulling, he's pulling!
11:35I'd like to help you, but this is a civil case.
11:38You have to go to court.
11:40To court? That's crazy!
11:42Bobby's father is a lawyer, and I don't have any money for a lawyer.
11:45There's a special court for cases like that.
11:48It's called the Civil Court of Appeal.
11:50There are no lawyers needed, so there are only low costs.
11:53But there must be a catch.
11:55There's no catch. You just have to represent yourself.
11:58Do you think you can do that?
11:59It's a joke, isn't it?
12:01I'm going to put on such a strong show in court
12:03that the judge and the defendants don't know what's going on.
12:05And if you win, we can still take part in the bike race.
12:08He's pulling! The dragon's pulling, guys!
12:14I'm blind!
12:16Watch out, Donald, there's...
12:22Hey, the dragon's running away, guys!
12:26Okay, I got him.
12:27I got him.
12:31Well, shall we trade your dragon for my hat?
12:34Uh-huh.
12:36Thank you, officer.
12:37You're welcome. And good luck in court.
12:40Not necessary. It's going to be a children's game.
12:43I'd say Rudy was really lucky that he met Officer Fujina.
12:48And what he said about the court of appeal is true.
12:51You don't really need to do anything more than fill out a form like that.
12:55After that, you pay a few dollars in fees,
12:57and the people who are not yet 18 have to bring a parent's share or an advance.
13:02Yes, and it doesn't look bad for Rudy.
13:07But when I hear Rudy say every time,
13:09children's game, do you know what I do then?
13:12That's it. Okay, stay tuned.
13:14We'll see what happens.
13:26And so the court decides in favor of the defendant, Mr. Harrison.
13:30The next case.
13:32Good luck.
13:36Hey, come on, Dad. You're a lawyer. Put in a good word for me.
13:40Lawyers are not allowed in a children's court, my son.
13:43Just tell the truth.
13:44Mr. and Mrs. James Davis, the parents of Rudolf Davis v. Mr. Robert Hansen.
13:51Rudolf, would you please tell the court what happened?
13:54Well, your honor, Bobby, I mean Mr. Hansen,
13:59he drove his bike over my back.
14:02He broke his bike with my honor.
14:04Nonsense, that was my bike, your car.
14:07I mean with his broken car, your honor, my bike.
14:10Rudolf, what are your friends called? Rudy?
14:13What kind of friends?
14:15Yeah, well.
14:17So Rudy, there's no reason why you should be nervous.
14:20What? Me? I should be nervous?
14:23How did you come up with that?
14:28All right, all right. Then please tell us what happened, one after the other.
14:32I had parked my new bike in our driveway.
14:36And then Bobby broke it with his car while reversing.
14:40And now he doesn't want to pay for it.
14:42You said it was a new bike. Do you still have the receipt?
14:45Here, gentlemen.
14:46In this photo you can see what's left of our son's bike.
14:54Mr. Hansen, what do you have to say about this?
14:57I don't know what you want from me, ma'am.
14:59Rudy, uh, Rudolf seems to be confusing me with someone.
15:02I'm completely innocent.
15:04That's not true, he's lying. I can even prove that.
15:06I have a witness.
15:07A witness? Who is that?
15:09That's my friend, Fat Albert.
15:11Albert, would you please stand up?
15:13Did you see the accident?
15:15Yes, your honor.
15:16I was there and it was exactly as Rudy said.
15:19Mr. Hansen?
15:21I can't be that, your honor.
15:23I was without a car that day.
15:25I had lent it to a friend.
15:27I understand.
15:28But you didn't bring this friend with you by accident.
15:31No, uh, no, unfortunately I didn't.
15:33And why not?
15:34Because he, uh, because he just traveled for a long time.
15:38Well, then we have a little problem now.
15:40The opposing party suggests that you have broken the bike, which you dispute.
15:44And if, as you said, you had lent your car on the said day,
15:47we should postpone the negotiation and present your friend as a witness.
15:50Mr. Hansen, it is a serious offense if you have lied to this court.
15:54I therefore hope that you have told the truth.
15:57The decision is yours.
15:58Should we postpone the negotiation and present your friend as a witness?
16:01Or do you want to repeat your statement?
16:05I admit it.
16:06Well, I broke the bike.
16:08But it was his fault because he just left the bike in the driveway.
16:11Thank you very much, that's enough for me.
16:13Mr. Hansen, you will replace Rudolf Davis's costs for his bike in full.
16:18Yeah!
16:21Mr. Hansen, you have lied under oath.
16:23This is my oath and is subject to punishment.
16:25Please come to the judge's office.
16:27The negotiation is closed.
16:29Listen, Mr. Davis.
16:30Yes?
16:31I would like to apologize for my son.
16:33I had no idea he was lying.
16:34I will of course issue a check here and now.
16:37I thank you, Mr. Hansen.
16:39Did you hear that, Fat Herbert?
16:41With what we will be back in the race.
16:44And here are the rules.
16:45This is a season race and that means one rider per team.
16:48As soon as a rider has finished the lap, he gives his bike to the next rider of his team.
16:53With the baby here, it is not possible to lose.
16:55Do you already have an idea where we best put the trophy, Fat Herbert?
16:58And here is the last possible exchange of street team number 23.
17:01Instead of Fred Jones, the race is taken over by Bobby Hansen.
17:06I'll finish you, Rudy.
17:08That's as safe as the amen in the church.
17:10The first riders to the places.
17:13Finished?
17:15Let's go.
17:34There he comes.
17:35Come on, Fat Herbert, give everything.
17:38At the end of the first lap, the street team number 23 is in the lead.
17:46Come on, show him, Bucky.
18:07Yeah, you're in the lead. Fantastic, Bucky. Come on, keep it up.
18:11Hey, they're still at the same height.
18:14We're almost there, Rudy, and then God bless you.
18:17Yeah, we're almost there.
18:27Hopefully, Bobby won't try any tricks again.
18:30No, I'm sure he won't.
18:32I'm sure he won't.
18:35Hopefully, Bobby won't try any tricks again.
18:42I'll make sure you won't lose this time, you loser.
18:48Hey!
18:50Huh?
19:01Hey, where did you come from all of a sudden?
19:04You'd better not try that again, you bastard.
19:06And why not, you coward?
19:08Yeah.
19:17Help!
19:22I'll see you later.
19:23Hey, wait, Rudy. Give me five minutes, then I'll be ready again and we can go on.
19:28Otherwise, that wouldn't be fair.
19:30What? You don't even know what fair means.
19:33Yeah!
19:34And the Screwball Gang has won!
19:50Well, our boys won the big race after all.
19:54And Bobby lost the race, quite rightly, in my opinion.
19:58But don't forget, if the trial hadn't taken place in front of the court,
20:03the boys wouldn't have been able to take part in the race.
20:07You see, everyone can get their rights in the simplest way.
20:11And you don't need a lawyer or a lot of money for that.
20:17And you don't have to be a great pike.
20:19You just have to tell the truth.
20:23Which brings us to the end again.
20:28Your Honor, I hereby declare this walnut to be cracked.
20:58THE END