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00:00Hello, I'm Oliver Petzoldkott. And I'm Tamsin.
00:06And we have the Jettix Awards 2006 in Berlin for you.
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03:05The Schlachter is getting more and more expensive. Ask for 12 dollars for these sticks.
03:09I only hope for you that they are especially tender and juicy at the price.
03:14Somehow the car doesn't fit anymore.
03:17I probably shouldn't wash it so often. I'm sure it will start to run in.
03:27Dennis!
03:30Dear Strosack, it sounds as if Mr. Wilson wants to see me.
03:34Did you call me, Mr. Wilson?
03:36I think I'm going mad. You should keep your rumbling throat away from me.
03:40But Raf just wanted to greet you.
03:42Nonsense. He doesn't want to greet me, but the steaks I bought.
03:46But I'm happy to see you, Mr. Wilson. Besides, I don't make myself out of steaks.
03:50What are you talking about? Are you serious, Dennis?
03:53Yes, of course. And I could bet that you could repair this pipe that Grandpa Johnson gave me.
03:58I suspected that this thing has a hook. What's broken?
04:02You're wrong, Mr. Wilson. Try it.
04:08Be quiet, Raf.
04:11Be quiet, Raf. Mr. Wilson is trying out the pipe.
04:24The pipe is completely fine, Dennis.
04:26This is a dog pipe and only dogs can hear such sounds.
04:29They are far too high for human ears.
04:31Great! Then I'll whistle a few times so Raf can play with them.
04:40Stop whistling, Dennis! You're distracting all the dogs from their surroundings.
04:48We're not even at the auction yet.
04:51Do you see what you've done?
04:57Oh, my cars! Oh, my beacons!
05:00Oh, my goodness!
05:02What's this monkey circus doing? They're sabotaging our dog show.
05:06And these animals are sabotaging my dinner.
05:08Get out of here! Get lost!
05:10I'll show you how we get rid of dog kidnappers.
05:15Show me how to get rid of dogs.
05:18Really, George, how many times have I told you?
05:21You should warn me if you want to invite friends to dinner.
05:25Friends? I'm about to become a dinner myself.
05:29When you talk about friends, I'll give you a tip.
05:31Climb this tree. You'll be safe there.
05:35Young man, can you tell me how to get up there?
05:42That was awful on the run. Personally, I prefer squirrels when I go for a walk.
05:54Tad's rubber duck.
05:57An inner voice tells me that this senior Tad has set up this whole dog show.
06:02Tad Tennis, how do you manage to get me into such trouble all the time?
06:07It's easy, Mr. Woodson. I've been practicing for years.
06:13Get lost, you stupid scoundrels!
06:15I'll get you out of here. You just have to give me the package with the steaks.
06:19All right, but it's not too expensive for me.
06:23Watch out, Mr. Policeman! Catch!
06:27I've got it!
06:33Tad's rubber duck!
06:49They're all gone, Mr. Woodson. You can come down now.
06:52I forgot how to do it. It's been a long time since I've voluntarily climbed a tree.
06:56Oh, you can do it, Mr. Woodson. Sometimes it's faster than you think.
07:02No, no, no!
07:07See? I was right.
07:11George, we want to eat the steaks for dinner.
07:15Just look in the fridge, Martha. There must be something in there that you can make for us.
07:20Of course there's something in there. Hot dogs!
07:23I don't believe it. I've never seen anything in my life that has anything to do with dogs.
07:29Did you hear that, Ruff? We're both getting Mr. Woodson's portion. Come on!
07:43What's the matter with you, George? It sounds like you've come for the dog.
07:59Ruff, get me the newspaper!
08:09What's this circus about, Ruff?
08:16Thank you, Ruff.
08:18Oh, of course, Ruff.
08:20You're welcome, Mr. Woodson.
08:24Thank you, Ruff.
08:26Oh, of course. I should have known. Today is Friday the 13th.
08:34Holy straw! Today is Friday the 13th.
08:37I've already planned the bad luck.
08:42Time to get up, bunny.
08:45Mom, which leg is not allowed to get up first?
08:48Oh, how should I know?
08:51Oh, how should I know?
08:53In this case, it's better if you don't get up at all.
08:56What kind of new trick is that? There's breakfast in five minutes.
09:01Oh, man. It should be forbidden to get up on Friday the 13th.
09:09Oh, no!
09:11Almost. A broken mirror means seven years of bad luck.
09:17Somehow I feel like I have to be on the hat today.
09:26If you step on the line, the witch of bad luck will catch you.
09:30Watch out for the ladder, Dennis.
09:33Oh, man. Good thing you warned me, Mr. Woodson.
09:36If you go under a ladder, it means a lot of bad luck.
09:39But it's even worse if a black cat crosses your way.
09:43Oh, no!
09:47Oh, man. That was close.
09:50This black cat would have ruined my day.
09:53Don't be silly, Dennis. That's superstition. Black cats don't do any harm.
10:06You should be on the hat today, Mr. Woodson.
10:09Today is Friday the 13th.
10:11Oh, my head. Dennis, don't be silly.
10:14I'll stay with you today. Then I can take better care of you.
10:17No, I have a much better idea.
10:21I'll give you this very lucky five from 1977.
10:26It will protect you from bad luck.
10:28Really?
10:30Guaranteed.
10:31Oh, man. Oh, man. Thank you, Mr. Woodson.
10:33Maybe I won't have so much bad luck today.
10:37Finally, I'm rid of the evil spirit.
10:41Dennis Mitchell.
10:43You're walking like a stork. Can you tell me why?
10:46Don't you know? If you step on the line, the witch of bad luck will catch you.
10:51Besides, today is Friday the 13th.
10:54And even with Mr. Woodson's lucky coin, I don't want to take any risk today.
10:58What a stupid old five.
11:00That I'm not laughing is silly.
11:02How can you believe that something like this can bring you luck?
11:06Ouch! I stumbled over something.
11:09I stumbled over something.
11:13I guess you could say that.
11:14A silver dollar.
11:16Mr. Woodson's lucky coin seems to be working.
11:19Nonsense. It was just a coincidence.
11:26Dennis Mitchell, you leave this nonsense right away.
11:29Maybe you can fall down and hurt yourself.
11:31Ouch!
11:33You should be a little more careful, Margaret.
11:35Today is Friday the 13th. Did you forget that?
11:38I will prove to you that this is all superstitious nonsense.
11:41And if I need the whole day for it.
11:47Hello, Dennis.
11:49I have a strawberry cake for you.
11:52Thank you, Mrs. Wilson.
11:54Man, today is really my lucky day.
11:59Hey, Martha.
12:01Is one of your delicious strawberry cakes left for me?
12:04Oh, Mr. Wilson, your lucky coin works great.
12:07I've already had a lot of giant strawberries all day.
12:10I just saw it.
12:12You can see it on the tip of your nose.
12:22Oh, no! Help! I'm falling!
12:33Oh, thank you, Mr. Woodson.
12:35That can't be true.
12:37Such a functioning talisman punishes all science lies.
12:41Whatever. But I have to have it.
12:44I told you that you have to be especially careful today,
12:47because it's Friday the 13th.
12:49Nonsense. I think a horse kicked me.
12:51I think it's better if you have the lucky coin with you.
12:54So honestly, it works great.
12:56Dennis, listen to me. I'm going to tell you the truth now.
12:59This is nothing more than a normal five.
13:01He has no magic powers.
13:03If that's the case, can I have it?
13:05Here, I'll give it to you.
13:07And I'll never see it again,
13:09or I'll start to become superstitious.
13:11Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
13:20Will you believe me now?
13:22Yes, the old gremlin runs to the lawyer for every little thing.
13:25Margaret, I have to say,
13:27I'm very happy that I stumbled upon you.
13:29How, how, how, how? Really?
13:32I still have two cards left for the ballet.
13:35Would you like to have them?
13:37Really? Oh, thank you very much.
13:40I love ballet.
13:42And I already know who I'm giving the other card to.
13:45It's unbelievable. The coin really brought her luck.
13:48You call that luck when you get cards for the ballet?
13:52Idiot!
13:54Hmm...
14:00Stop!
14:07Oh, my goodness!
14:09That's a five dollar bill!
14:13I found five dollars. I can't believe it.
14:17I can't believe it either.
14:19Me neither. I only found one dollar.
14:23Is it possible that this coin really brings luck?
14:27Oh, Mr. Wilson, maybe we should have kept this coin for ourselves.
14:31What do you mean, for ourselves?
14:33Oh, Margaret!
14:36Yes, Mr. Wilson?
14:38I made a little mistake.
14:40It could be that I need the talisman myself.
14:44No!
14:49What are you looking for down here, you fat-ass?
14:52Who, me? No, no, no, not at all! I don't have any...
14:56Then make a fly!
15:05Poor Mr. Wilson.
15:07It looks like he needs the talisman more urgently than I do.
15:10Yes, but how, Margaret?
15:12How? Are you going to sell it to me for five dollars?
15:15Well, you know, Mr. Wilson, I can't...
15:17Let's say ten dollars.
15:19I'd really rather...
15:20Twenty dollars, that's my very last offer.
15:23So, agreed, if you insist.
15:29Come to daddy.
15:31Oh, man, oh, man, twenty dollars for a fiver.
15:34That's the greatest lucky coin of all time.
15:36I know. I was going to give you the fiver back for free.
15:41For free?
15:45Well, the main thing is, I got it back.
15:49Too late, Mr. Wilson.
15:50The black cat has just crossed her path.
15:53That means misfortune.
15:55Nonsense. Don't be silly, Dennis.
15:56Now that I have the lucky coin back with me,
15:58something impossible can happen to me.
16:00Bravo!
16:09You again?
16:10And I thought I had won you.
16:12Yes, yes, you did.
16:20Oh, Mr. Wilson.
16:21It looks like your lucky streak is over.
16:24But you haven't really started yet.
16:26You, with your stupid, unreliable lucky charm,
16:29you can have it.
16:30You should keep it, Mr. Wilson.
16:32Friday the 13th is not over yet.
16:34Oh, don't be silly, Dennis.
16:36I don't want to see this coin again.
16:40Oh, man. Thank you, Mr. Wilson.
16:50There you are, George.
16:52Margaret's father has called.
16:54He would like to buy you a talisman.
16:58He wants to pay 100 dollars for it.
17:01100 dollars?
17:04So, Ruff, for us, Friday the 13th
17:06has proven to be an absolute lucky day.
17:10Hello, Dennis.
17:11I have decided that you can accompany me to the ballet.
17:15Ruff, you shouldn't praise the day before the evening.
17:18Get out of here!
17:20Dennis!
17:21Come back right now!
17:23Dennis!
17:33Hurry up, son.
17:34The department store is about to close.
17:36And we haven't bought everything yet.
17:39I'll be right there, Dad.
17:40I'm always so thirsty when I go shopping.
17:46No! Wait!
17:50Dennis, come right away.
17:51I'll be right over.
17:52Here, Dad. Open your mouth.
17:54It'll cool off.
17:59Dennis, stop talking nonsense and come right away.
18:03Which department store do we want to go to, Dad?
18:05I have no idea.
18:06We have to go to the ladies' clothing store.
18:07Then let's just stop at every department store
18:09and drive until we find it.
18:10No, Dennis.
18:11Don't do that, please.
18:12Dennis!
18:13Stop him!
18:14Stop him!
18:15Dennis!
18:16I will, Dad.
18:20Dennis, stop playing with rockets.
18:28Thank you very much.
18:29No problem, Dad.
18:31Oh, my.
18:32There's not much going on in this department store.
18:34No one's here.
18:37I'm afraid I know why.
18:38It's already closing time.
18:39They closed the store while you were playing Cape Canaveral.
18:43Why don't you call someone and tell them we're closed?
18:51It's not working.
18:52The phones are off.
18:56What are we going to do now, Dad?
18:58I have no idea.
18:59I have to sit down and think about it.
19:04Maybe this will clear the way.
19:06After careful consideration, I have to test it.
19:09No!
19:24Oh, God!
19:30This way, Dad!
19:39I think I'll have to lie down somewhere.
19:42This way, Dad.
19:44You can lie down here and rest.
19:47Thank you, son.
19:48Just until my blood pressure is back to normal.
19:52I'll turn on some nice night music for relaxation.
20:00I can't take it anymore!
20:04Maybe I'm hungry.
20:05I hope there's something to eat here.
20:12Popcorn!
20:13I could do that on the microwave.
20:16And when I think of popcorn, I get thirsty.
20:19I hope there's something to drink here.
20:22I'd rather have a lemon, but water will do.
20:26That's strange. There's nothing coming out.
20:39It's quite difficult to get something to drink here.
20:45Finally.
20:50What's going on here?
20:52It smells burnt.
20:53Dennis, where are you?
20:55Here I am, Dad.
20:56I just wanted something to drink for my popcorn.
20:59Popcorn?
21:00Oh, my goodness.
21:07Good job, Dad.
21:08You really know a lot about these things.
21:12And what are we going to do with this ocean?
21:14I'll go to the household goods.
21:16There's something to clean up.
21:24Ah!
21:34Splash!
21:39Thank God, you're finally here.
21:41What are you looking for?
21:43My son and I have been mistakenly locked up.
21:46What? You have an accomplice?
21:48No, Mr. Watchman, you don't understand me.
21:51Hi, Mr. Night Watchman.
21:53How can you sink so deep?
21:55You have your own child to steal.
21:58I can only hope that you drown her.
22:07Dennis, run home and tell your mother that I'll be a little later.
22:11Please, sir, you can't take my Dad with you yet.
22:14And why not?
22:15Because we haven't found out yet why we came here.
22:18A gift for me because I'm always so naughty.
22:21Isn't that right, Dad?
22:22Oh, how can I explain that to the judge?