Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids - _Mister Big Timer_ - 1973
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00:30no, no, no, no.
01:00Cuento de los años 90
01:01¡Cerdo!
01:06¿Qué?
01:08¿Qué pasa?
01:09¿Tengo que cometer una acción?
01:11No, ya no.
01:13Me isque el cabello.
01:14Si te acabas de encender podría llamar a la policía.
01:17¡No lo puedo hacer!
01:19¡Que no lo puedas!
01:20¡Piensa en las cosas!
01:22Cállate de miedo, que es una acción.
01:24¡Cauta para más!
01:26¡Eh?
01:27Just what I need, a little gum to exercise the old jaw muscles.
01:31Yes, sir. Hope I get a black one.
01:33Last time I got a green one, can't stand green ones.
01:36Wait a minute.
01:41See, this reminds me of the way I was when I was a little kid.
01:45Never had any money.
01:46Matter of fact, the first thing I learned at school
01:48was that everybody had a bigger allowance than I did.
01:51You know, money would be a lot more fun if it took us as long to spend it
01:54as it does to earn it.
01:56Of course, there's some dudes who always seem to have money.
01:59As far as anybody can tell, they never earned it at all.
02:02Now, you take Franny Bates.
02:04He hadn't been around Fat Albert and the kids too long,
02:06but he's already got the reputation of being a big spender.
02:13Hey, hey, hey. Here's the find of the day.
02:16Guess what I got.
02:22It's the greatest.
02:26The greatest? The greatest what?
02:29A genuine compass off an old Spanish gallon.
02:33Gallon?
02:34Yeah. That's what they used to call pirate ships. Gallons.
02:38Looks more like a half a pint to me.
02:41What good is an old messed-up compass anyway?
02:43What good? It tells you which way north is.
02:47What good is that?
02:48If you know where north is, you know where you're at.
02:52Man, I already know where I'm at.
02:54It takes more than a compass to tell where you're at.
02:58Cool it, junk man.
03:00Why do you call me junk man?
03:02Because you're always picking scraps.
03:05Hey, dudes, what's happening?
03:08Hey, Franny.
03:09Hey, what's happening, man? What's going on?
03:12Hey, what's happening, man? What's going on?
03:15Hey, hey, hey. Franny.
03:19Yeah, I've missed you, Franny.
03:21Me too.
03:22Haven't seen you in a long time.
03:26Franny.
03:28Hey, man.
03:29Dig my new compass.
03:31What you bring us this time, huh?
03:33What you bring us?
03:39Easy, cats, easy.
03:41Old Franny never let you down yet, has he?
03:44You dudes dig licorice whips?
03:46Licorice whips? Oh, yeah, I love licorice whips.
03:49That's my favorite.
03:51Yeah, all of us like them over here.
03:53Licorice whips?
03:57Hey, man, look out. That's mine.
03:59That's mine.
04:02I don't need a second anyway.
04:04Hey, hey, hey, don't go away.
04:22How about me, Franny?
04:24Sorry, Fat Albert, not much left.
04:27Uh, well, that's okay, Franny.
04:31Psst, Fat Albert.
04:37Hey, hey, hey, Franny, you okay?
04:43Yeah, that's one way to get popular, giving things away.
04:46You gotta get it to give it.
04:48Uh, uh, now, move first base over three feet.
04:54Second base should be over there.
04:57And third base over here.
05:01No, no, another two feet, three inches to the left.
05:06Now, according to my compass,
05:09we got us a perfect baseball diamond.
05:12According to my compass,
05:14we got us a perfect baseball diamond.
05:17According to my eyeball, you got us a perfect miss.
05:20Ah, it's close enough.
05:22Come on, let's play with my new bat and ball.
05:25Hey, Franny, where'd you get the cool equipment, man?
05:29From my big brother.
05:31Come on, weirdo, let's see the famous screwball.
05:35You mean dumb Donald.
05:37Gee, I didn't know I was famous.
05:39That isn't all he doesn't know.
05:45Hey, you kids.
05:47Which one of you dudes is Franny Bates?
05:51He is. That's him.
05:53That's Franny Bates, right there.
05:55You Franny Bates?
05:57Uh, uh, yeah.
05:59We got something for you.
06:03Don't open it till we're gone.
06:05Don't open it till we're gone.
06:13Come on, Franny, open it.
06:17Well, uh, okay, uh...
06:36Wow.
06:38I wish I had one like that.
06:40Hey, hey, hey.
06:42Who give you the wheels, Franny?
06:44Who gives me everything?
06:46My brother Muggles.
06:48Muggles, huh?
06:50I have a hunch we're going to be hearing more
06:52about Franny's generous brother later.
06:54Hey, Fat Albert.
06:56Why don't you give it a test run?
06:58Don't you want to take the first ride, man?
07:00Sure.
07:03Hey, hey, hey.
07:05This will give me a good chance to test my compass.
07:07Why don't you get lost with that compass?
07:09You can't get lost with a compass.
07:11Hey, hey, hey.
07:13I'm on my way.
07:19Hey, Bill.
07:21Hey, Bill.
07:23Hey, Bill.
07:25Hey, Bill.
07:27Hey, Bill.
07:29Hey, Bill.
07:31Hey, Bill.
07:33You know what I bet?
07:35What?
07:37I bet Fat Albert never rode a motorbike before.
07:39That's what I bet.
07:41Of course he didn't.
07:43Never rode one before.
07:45Uh-oh.
07:55There's no fuss when you got a compass.
08:01Uh-oh.
08:23Hey, hey, hey.
08:25This compass is really okay.
08:27How do you like my new wheels, Fat Albert?
08:29The greatest.
08:31These bikes really hold together, man.
08:39Make mine vanilla.
08:41I want chocolate.
08:43Hey, man, I want some butter.
08:45Get some butterscotch, man.
08:47Easy, dudes.
08:49It's always a bash when Franny's got the cash.
08:55Ketchup on ice cream?
08:57Fat Albert's out of mustard.
08:59No class.
09:01Too bad Fat Albert's missing all this.
09:05Yeah, where's Fat...
09:07Albert, anyway?
09:09He's over talking to my brother, Muggles.
09:11M-Muggles?
09:13Yeah, Fat Albert felt so bad
09:15about busting up my bike,
09:17he went over to explain how it happened.
09:23Hey, hey, hey.
09:27Hey, hey, hey.
09:57He get it himself,
09:59but he's too sick to come over.
10:01Now, I wouldn't trust this
10:03to just anybody.
10:05My friend will pay you,
10:07and you bring me the money.
10:09Got it?
10:11The address is on the package.
10:13And whatever you do,
10:15don't let anybody see it.
10:17It's, uh, priceless merchandise.
10:19Don't worry, Mr. Muggles.
10:21Old Fat Albert won't let you down, man.
10:27Hey, hey, hey.
10:29I've never been around this neighborhood before.
10:39Okay, kid, tell us again.
10:41It's like I told you.
10:43Muggles didn't tell me what was in the package.
10:45He just told me to deliver
10:47and get the money back to him.
10:49I think the kid's telling the truth.
10:51I do, too.
10:53But let's make sure.
10:55You still claim you don't know
10:57what's in this package?
10:59Uh-huh.
11:01All right, I'll tell you.
11:03Drugs.
11:05Drugs?
11:07That's right. Hard narcotics.
11:09Your friend Muggles is a narcotics pusher.
11:11But I didn't know.
11:13Yeah, there's one way you can prove
11:15you're on the level.
11:17You're gonna help us nab Muggles.
11:19Fat Albert,
11:21how could you ever get us in a mess like this?
11:23Now, it's not his fault.
11:25He was just trying to do the right thing
11:27and he got involved.
11:29Well, I don't like the police
11:31using my boy to catch a narcotics pusher.
11:33But it's the only way, Pop.
11:35I promise I'll go through
11:37with helping catch Muggles tomorrow night.
11:39Oh, Albert, I'm so worried.
11:41So am I.
11:43I'm worried, too.
11:45But we've got to let Albert go ahead with it.
11:47Hey, dudes.
11:49Come and get them while they're hot.
11:51Hey, oh, hey, man.
11:53Look at this.
11:55Man, that's great.
11:57That's what I was writing.
12:01Pepperoni? Rudy.
12:03Cheese and tomato? Bucky.
12:05Sausage and bell pepper? Weird Harold.
12:07Mushroom? Mushmouth.
12:09And for Fat Albert,
12:11the kitchen sink pizza.
12:13Everything.
12:15Fat Albert?
12:17Don't want no pizza. I'm not hungry.
12:19Huh?
12:21Hey, Fat Albert.
12:23You sick or something?
12:25No. Just don't want no pizza. That's all.
12:27But I bought it for you special.
12:29Muggles give you the money?
12:31Sure. So what?
12:33Franny, did Muggles ever tell you
12:35where he gets that money he gives you?
12:37Huh? What do you mean?
12:39I mean, don't you know what business
12:41your brother is in?
12:43He's in big business.
12:45Yeah, with a big office and all that stuff.
12:47Franny, you just don't know
12:49what he does, do you?
12:51Oh, I know what he does.
12:53He takes care of me real good.
12:55I don't know what I'd do
12:57without Muggles.
13:13Here's the heroic lad
13:15without whose help the police
13:17might never have broken the case.
13:19Nice going, kid.
13:21Nice going, kid.
13:33Well, looks like Fat Albert's
13:35the hero of the hour.
13:37Pretty brave thing he did.
13:39But don't think that Fat Albert wasn't afraid.
13:41He probably doesn't know the meaning
13:43of the word fear.
13:45Probably doesn't know the meaning
13:47of many other words, either.
13:49And there's one word right now
13:51that Fat Albert sure knows the meaning of,
13:53and that word is guilt.
13:55Now, if you ask me,
13:57I don't think he should feel guilty.
13:59Do you?
14:01Albert! Oh, Albert!
14:03Breakfast!
14:05Got your favorite!
14:07Lots of everything!
14:09I'm not hungry, Mom.
14:11I think I skipped breakfast.
14:13Albert, are you sick?
14:15I don't feel so good.
14:17Really? Maybe we better call the doctor.
14:19No doctor can cure what I feel.
14:27Yes, sir.
14:29My hero pal Fat Albert is sure gonna be surprised
14:31when he sees all the neat stuff I'm fixing up for him.
14:33What do you mean, your hero pal?
14:35He's our hero pal, too.
14:37What's that dumb thing you're rolling up there?
14:39I'm gonna roll it off of Fat Albert.
14:41It's a red carpet.
14:43Red? That's gray.
14:45I got it figured out.
14:47Red glasses.
14:49Oh, man.
14:51Oh, yeah?
14:53What you cats got for Fat Albert that's so great?
14:55We got him a genuine barber chair hero's throne.
15:01And I'm presenting him
15:03with the Weird Harold Medal of Honor.
15:07And when Fat Albert comes by,
15:09I'm gonna drop this whole sack of confetti on him.
15:17That'll be my musical salute
15:19to Fat Albert,
15:21our greatest hero ever.
15:23Hero? Fully.
15:25Huh?
15:27Now, wait a minute.
15:29Your old pal Fat Albert is a real fink.
15:31Hey, what kind of talk is that?
15:33Fat Albert put my brother in jail.
15:35Now I won't get nothing,
15:37you won't get nothing,
15:39no more pizzas, no more ice cream,
15:41no more motorbikes,
15:43no more sports stuff,
15:45no more nothing.
15:59Hey, hey, hey.
16:01Franny,
16:03I'm always sorry about your brother,
16:05but you know pushing dope is bad news.
16:07And it just ain't right.
16:09I know it makes it rough on you.
16:11Here, I want you to have
16:13my all-time favorite neat thing.
16:15I know you're mad at me now,
16:17but I still want you to be my friend.
16:23Fat Albert, I'm never gonna be your friend.
16:25And you know what?
16:27The gang doesn't want you for a friend neither.
16:29You don't have a friend in the world.
16:31Fat Albert!
16:33Fat Albert,
16:35we got something to say to you.
16:37Wait a minute.
16:39I got something to say to you.
16:41All I've been trying to do is the right thing
16:43and I just keep getting messed up more and more.
16:45And on top of it all,
16:47I just lost my friend and my favorite compass,
16:49and I don't want to hear no flack
16:51from you dudes or nobody.
16:53Wait, Fat Albert.
16:55You got us all wrong.
16:57Hey, man, we're on your side.
16:59Yeah, right on.
17:01Push and dope is the worst thing in the world.
17:03I know it.
17:05You sure did, and you did the right thing.
17:07And you guys ain't mad at me?
17:09No.
17:11You know, Franny ain't gonna be giving you
17:13any more big stuff.
17:15Who cares?
17:17Yeah, you're the biggest stuff there is.
17:19Yeah!
17:21Yeah, Fat Albert.
17:23Well, Fat Albert's big stuff
17:25with the gang now,
17:27but he's not very big stuff with Franny.
17:29And we can only hope that in time,
17:31Franny will see that it's no good
17:33to help yourself by hurting others.
17:35And dope pushers like Muggles
17:37hurt a lot of people.
17:39And Fat Albert and the gang
17:41think we all ought to be more concerned
17:43about this drug problem.
17:45And they're gonna do a little song about it
17:47right now.
17:49Hey, listen.
17:51What's that song you guys had for me?
17:53Remember you told me about the dope thing?
18:05Dope is for dope
18:09Drugs are for dummies
18:13And if you mess around with them
18:15That kind of mess isn't funny
18:19If some guy tries to tell you
18:23Dope makes you a real big man
18:27You better get up and run away from him
18:31Just as fast as you can
18:35Cause you don't need a microscope
18:39To see that he is really a man
18:41Just as fast as you can
18:43Cause you don't need a microscope
18:45To see that he is really a dope
18:51Dope is for dope
18:55Drugs are for dummies
18:59And if you mess around with them
19:03That kind of mess isn't funny
19:07Drugs are bad for your body
19:11You better take care of your body
19:15Cause it's the only one you've got
19:19You don't need to be a private eye
19:23To see dope is bad
19:25And understand why
19:29Dope is for dope
19:33Drugs are for dummies
19:37And if you mess around with them
19:41That kind of mess isn't funny
19:45If some guy tries to tell you
19:49Dope makes you a real big man
19:53You better get up and run away from him
19:57Just as fast as you can
20:01Cause you don't need a microscope
20:05To see that he is really a man
20:07Just as fast as you can
20:11Cause you don't need a microscope
20:15To see that he is really a dope
20:19Dope is for dope
20:23Drugs are for dummies
20:27And if you mess around with them
20:37That kind of mess isn't funny
20:41If some guy tries to tell you
20:45Dope makes you a real big man
20:49You better get up and run away from him
20:53Just as fast as you can
20:57Cause you don't need a microscope
21:01To see that he is really a man