Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids - _The Runt_ - 1972
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00:30Es Bill Cosby viniendo a ti con música y divertido
00:32y si no estás atento, tal vez aprendas algo antes de que termine
00:35Así que prepárate, ¿de acuerdo?
00:37Hey, hey, hey
01:01Es Bill Cosby viniendo a ti con música y divertido
01:03y si no estás atento, tal vez aprendas algo antes de que termine
01:05Así que prepárate, ¿de acuerdo?
01:30Yeah, but if we need somebody two foot three, we'll call you
02:00Es Bill Cosby viniendo a ti con música y divertido
02:02y si no estás atento, tal vez aprendas algo antes de que termine
02:04Así que prepárate, ¿de acuerdo?
02:06Hey, hey, hey
02:08Es Bill Cosby viniendo a ti con música y divertido
02:10y si no estás atento, tal vez aprendas algo antes de que termine
02:12Así que prepárate, ¿de acuerdo?
02:14Hey, hey, hey
02:16Es Bill Cosby viniendo a ti con música y divertido
02:18y si no estás atento, tal vez aprendas algo antes de que termine
02:20Así que prepárate, ¿de acuerdo?
02:22Hey, hey, hey
02:24Es Bill Cosby viniendo a ti con música y divertido
02:26y si no estás atento, tal vez aprendas algo antes de que termine
02:28Little guys always get the short end of things
02:30Little guys always get the short end of things
02:32I mean, have you ever heard of a cowboy riding small in the saddle?
02:34I mean, have you ever heard of a cowboy riding small in the saddle?
02:36Now, you take Pee Wee over there for instance
02:38Now, you take Pee Wee over there for instance
02:40He's a real sharp little guy, but he made one mistake
02:42He's a real sharp little guy, but he made one mistake
02:44He stopped growing too soon
02:46That makes it eight million to two, Bill
02:48That makes it eight million to two, Bill
02:50Hey, hey, hey
02:52You're crazy, Albert, it's eight million to four
02:54You're crazy, Albert, it's eight million to four
02:56I don't stand a chance against this man
02:58Hey, hey, hey
03:04Come on, Albert, put Hog in the bar
03:06Come on, Albert, put Hog in the bar
03:12Hey, hey, hey
03:16Hey, Rudy, where are you going?
03:18Hey, Rudy, where are you going?
03:20Home, I don't feel so good
03:22Home, I don't feel so good
03:24Hey, hey, hey
03:26I can take Rudy's place, Albert
03:28Yeah, that's a good idea, Pee Wee
03:30Yeah, that's a good idea, Pee Wee
03:32Come on, Albert, let's play
03:34Come on, Pee Wee, pass it
03:36Pee Wee, over here
03:38Come on, Pee Wee, pass it
03:46Sorry, Albert, I really blew that one
03:48Sorry, Albert, I really blew that one
03:50Don't sweat it, Pee Wee, we're still ahead by 200 points
03:52Don't sweat it, Pee Wee, we're still ahead by 200 points
04:16You alright, Albert?
04:18Hey, hey, hey
04:20Hey, Pee Wee, where are you going?
04:22The game ain't over yet
04:24Uh, I can't do anything right
04:26Uh, I can't do anything right
04:28I'm too small
04:30You can't quit now, man
04:32The score's tied
04:34Come on, Pee Wee, you can do it
04:36Okay, I'll give it one more try
04:50Good!
04:52Goal turned in
04:54Goal turned in on Pee Wee
04:56We win
04:58Yay!
05:00Come on, Pee Wee
05:02Cheer up, man
05:04We all make mistakes sometimes
05:06Hey, hey, hey
05:08Yeah, but for being so small
05:10my mistakes sure are big
05:12my mistakes sure are big
05:14You can say that again, Pee Wee
05:16It's your fault that we lost the game
05:18¡Lay off, Pee-wee!
05:20Just cause he's small don't mean nothing.
05:23He can do lots of things you guys can't do.
05:26Yeah, like what?
05:27Yeah, like what?
05:29Like tie his shoes without bending over.
05:31Keep it up, Harold.
05:33I'm gonna tie one on your head without bending over.
05:38Hey, man, that kind of jives make me nervous.
05:41I'm splitting.
05:42Me too. My mom would be awful mad if I came home with a black eye on my kneecap.
05:49Now look what you cats have done, man.
05:52Pee-wee can't help it if he's small.
05:54Yeah, Pee-wee is cool.
05:56So why don't you guys let up on him and try being his friend for a change?
06:19Poor old Pee-wee really had a rough day yesterday.
06:22And it doesn't look like it's gonna be much better today.
06:33I think all the little guys of the world have it rough.
06:36Here's an anthill.
06:38Now you take ants.
06:39Now they are really cool, man.
06:41I mean, we'll be eating a cookie or a piece of bread,
06:44slopping crumbs all over the place.
06:46And here come the ants.
06:47Cleaning the whole place up, hoisting up pieces of bread 14 times their size
06:51and dragging them clear across the sidewalk on the back.
06:55And in five minutes, the place that you messed up with your crumbs
06:58is picked clean by the little ants.
07:01And what thanks do they get?
07:03We just go around and cover up their holes.
07:05So you see, the little guys of the world have to put up with a lot of hassle.
07:17Hey, hey, hey. What do you say?
07:21Hi, Albert. What's up?
07:23You and I are gonna play some ball.
07:26Nah, I'm no good at it.
07:28Besides, I'm tired of being laughed at.
07:31Nobody's gonna laugh at you because nobody's gonna be there except you and me.
07:36Now, here's your chance to get in some practice and find out what you're good at.
07:42I already know what I'm good at.
07:45Messing up.
07:46Look, everybody makes mistakes and everybody's good at something, too.
07:52Let's go find out what your specialty is.
07:55Hey, hey, hey.
07:56Can I watch?
07:58Sure.
07:59But only if you promise not to laugh.
08:02I promise.
08:09Here comes the wind-up.
08:12Hey, Peely, hold that bat off your shoulder, man.
08:16Okay.
08:17Here we go with the wind-up.
08:21And the pitch.
08:34What are you laughing at?
08:36I got a piece of it, didn't I?
08:39Don't worry about those clowns, man.
08:42We'll just forget about batting practice and try some pitching.
08:47Okay, Peely, put one right over the plate.
08:56Try it again, Peely.
08:57A little closer this time, if you don't mind.
09:04Move along.
09:06Move a little closer.
09:10Just a hair closer.
09:12It's no use, Albert.
09:14I'm just not a pitcher.
09:16Let's face it, Peely.
09:17The only one position we have for you is shortstop.
09:25How about that?
09:26I almost got seven turkeys with one bullet.
09:29Hey, you guys are interrupting our baseball practice now.
09:33What's all this chide about baseball?
09:35We're here to discuss a man's game, football.
09:38So discuss, man. Discuss.
09:40Look here, man.
09:41We hear you guys think you're some kind of bad dudes.
09:44We'll challenge you to the football championship of the world.
09:47Yeah, so be at 12th and Madison in one hour, or we'll have to come and get you.
09:52And bring your mascots along.
09:59Man, those guys are tough. We don't stand a chance.
10:02They challenge us, though. So we gotta go through with it.
10:05Don't worry. We can lick them.
10:07What do you mean, we? Man, you can't go.
10:10You wouldn't last five minutes with those guys.
10:12Yeah, but maybe. You're but two but short.
10:21Hey, hey, hey. Peely, don't go away.
10:23Wow, what a kick.
10:25Peely, my man, welcome to the team.
10:29Do you really mean it?
10:31Do we mean it?
10:32Man, if you can kick like that during the game today, we're gonna win.
10:37I'm going home and get ready.
10:39Me too.
10:40What about you, Peely?
10:42There's plenty of time to get ready.
10:44I've got some practicing to do first.
10:47Clear the area.
10:52Wow.
10:57Hey, that little dude can really kick.
11:00Those sneaks, they're trying to pull a fast one by bringing in a ringer.
11:04What do we do now?
11:05We're gonna bring along a secret weapon of our own.
11:08Secret weapon?
11:10Yeah.
11:13Oh, that secret weapon.
11:16That's very cool, man.
11:19Let's go, you guys. We got a couple things to take care of before the slaughter.
11:22I mean, before the game this afternoon.
11:31Ok, Albert, are you ready?
11:34Ready?
11:35One, two, three, hey!
11:46Hey, hey, hey, out of my way!
11:53Touchdown, touchdown, we win!
12:01Hey, what's the score, man?
12:0356 to 23, our favor.
12:07Guess it's time, then.
12:09Time for what, man?
12:10Time for our secret weapon.
12:12You turkeys don't stand a chance.
12:16What kind of secret weapon could you dudes have?
12:19Maybe they discovered something.
12:21I don't know.
12:22I don't know.
12:23I don't know.
12:24I don't know.
12:25I don't know.
12:26I don't know.
12:27I don't know.
12:28I don't know.
12:29Maybe they discovered a new way to cheat.
12:31Go ahead, turkeys, laugh while you can.
12:33Ok, Kong, come on out.
12:39Hey, what happened to the sun?
12:42There must be an eclipse or something.
12:45Gee, he's bigger than you are, Albert.
12:48Yeah, look at all them muscles.
12:53He doesn't scare me.
12:57What's that?
12:58Your stomach?
13:05All right, cut out the laughing and let's play ball.
13:14Run, Kong.
13:15Here he comes, Albert.
13:17Stop him.
13:22Stop right there, Kong.
13:23Now touch the ball down.
13:29Stop.
13:45Make another touch down.
13:49Hey, girl, what's the score?
13:51It's 98 to 56, your favor.
13:54Hey, Albert, you guys give up.
13:56We're ahead by seven touchdowns.
13:58We ain't giving up.
14:00Go ahead and kick off, man.
14:08Hey, what did you do that for, Kong?
14:11You told me to.
14:13That's my big brother's ball.
14:14And if I lose, he's gonna really whip up on me.
14:17Take it easy.
14:18Cluck will get it for you.
14:20Cluck?
14:21Who's Cluck?
14:22Cluck is our pet duck.
14:24Quack, quack, quack.
14:25Duck, don't jive me, man.
14:27I gotta get that ball out of there fast.
14:30Cluck, go get the ball.
14:41Hey, Albert, looks like your duck turned out to be a chicken.
14:54Can you see anything, Pee-wee?
14:56What's wrong with Cluck?
14:57His foot is caught in something, and he can't move.
15:01Cluck?
15:03Never mind that stupid duck.
15:05I gotta get my brother's ball.
15:07Hey, I'm stuck.
15:08Get me out of here.
15:10Don't just stand there, Kong.
15:18You can't marry anybody small enough to get into that little hole.
15:22Hey, Pee-wee, I bet you can do it.
15:25I don't know, Albert.
15:26That hole looks awful small.
15:28Come on, man, you can do it.
15:30Cunning, Cluck.
15:31Be careful, Pee-wee.
15:32Man, you guys are making me hungry.
15:35First you send in a chicken, and now you send in a shrimp.
15:39This ain't funny, man.
15:43Cluck, you're all right.
15:45Nice going, Pee-wee.
15:47Hey, where's Pee-wee?
15:49Pee-wee?
15:50Hey, man, are you all right?
15:55I'm fine.
15:56Just had to go back for the ball.
15:59Pee-wee, you were really cool, man.
16:01I ain't ever gonna make fun of you little dudes again.
16:04Short is beautiful, man.
16:07Of course, that doesn't go for you fat guys.
16:10See you later, Fat Albert.
16:11Don't mind them, Albert.
16:13You got yourself ten of the best friends in the world.
16:17Hey, hey, hey.
16:19Looks like my man Pee-wee is walking taller than ever now,
16:22even though he hasn't grown an inch.
16:24I guess it just proves that you can be short
16:27and still measure up to the bigger ones in every other way.
16:30And sometimes even outdo them.
16:32That's something to remember.
16:34I wonder if I can still throw this old thing.
16:38You know, when you get old, you forget a lot.
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