Die Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - 44. So behandelt man keine Königin Prinzessin Rotkäppchen
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00:00Hello friends! Now comes the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
01:00This is not how you treat a queen.
01:03Oh yes, I know her wonderful country from books and magazines.
01:06The sky blue Thames, which flows past Buckingham Palace,
01:09the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower and the Mannequin Piss,
01:11the Muldow, the Zugspitze, the Matterhorn and the...
01:13Hey, wait, wait!
01:14Don't be so loud! In the end you'll wake up the cuckoo.
01:16Will you make some noise?
01:18Sorry, I didn't want to wake up the poor cuckoo.
01:21I just wanted to practice a little,
01:23in case I suddenly run into the Queen of England
01:25when she comes to beautiful New York tomorrow.
01:27No, no, no queen in the world
01:29will ever come to Brooklyn, such nonsense.
01:31Why not?
01:32Well, because she's a lady of the world.
01:34I mean, she's something special.
01:36After all, she's the Queen of England.
01:38You don't really think she cares about little people like you and me, do you?
01:41Look at yourself, Luigi.
01:42Do you look like the typical wealthy citizen?
01:46Bet you can't even make the court?
01:48Or the court's concealment? Watch out!
01:53If you look at the Queen like that, call the police.
01:55Luigi, can you help me up?
01:57Oh, sure, Mario. I'll help you. Come on.
02:01Are you okay?
02:03You're not the youngest Mario either.
02:05I really want to see the Queen.
02:07Good, but the Queen doesn't want to see you, so forget it.
02:09She would want to, if she knew what kind of pimp she's missing.
02:12Pimp?
02:13Pimp.
02:14Pimp?
02:15Pimp.
02:16Quiet, pimp!
02:21Here are the Mario Brothers at the pimp game.
02:24To the secret zone through an abyss field.
02:26Rap to the princesses in mushroom wonderland.
02:29Full of pollen with the legs.
02:30Get out of here, the brothers!
02:33Yeah, the koopas and the koopas think you're a bad guy.
02:36Get lost with the princesses, mushroom wonderland needs you.
02:38Amused but confused and everyone bets away.
02:40Yes, then everyone can bet too.
02:42Get out of here, the brothers!
02:50Princess Red Riding Hood
02:54Princess Peach
02:57Princess Peach
03:00Princess Peach
03:03Princess Peach
03:06This has to be the city and that has to be Princess Woodcutter's cottage.
03:09Grandmother lives behind the forest that starts on the other bank of the river.
03:12I knew we'd be there.
03:14Me too!
03:15But first we should get a bite before we freeze to death.
03:24Hello? Hello? Hello? Is anybody home?
03:33Look at this! They are all frozen!
03:36Hurry up, Mario! We have to make a fire to thaw the poor!
03:42But with what wood?
03:43No problem! Super-dead starts and acts!
03:55Look at this! Isn't this the sweet princess of the fly-mushroom and her Klemtner-punk-friends?
04:02Koopa, are you the heartless monster that has frozen these poor people?
04:06Save your compliments, princess! I will put you all on ice!
04:10Freeze in peace!
04:20It makes me really hot to make others cold!
04:25Get to work, Koopa Troopas! There is still a lot of wood to steal and a lot of mushrooms to freeze!
04:31Get to work, Koopa Troopas! There is still a lot of wood to steal and a lot of mushrooms to freeze!
04:40Don't get too excited, Koopa! I'm not frozen yet! I will save you, friends!
04:48Koopa stole all our wood and so all my fellow citizens are frozen!
04:52Oh, this mean Koopa! Hopefully he didn't do anything to my poor grandmother!
04:58Oh, you sweet time-grandmother!
05:00I have to go to my grandmother before something happens to her!
05:04Wait, princess!
05:08Stop! You have to stay here, friends! You have to chop wood and bury the poor people here!
05:13But princess, the dark worlds are not safe! The evil wolf lives here!
05:18Who is afraid of the big evil wolf?
05:28I'll collect wood for my poor grandmother.
05:34This Koopa is a cold, mean wolf!
05:41Koopa is not a wolf. I am a wolf.
05:44The moment I have been waiting for so long is near.
05:47Red Riding Hood is on her way to her grandmother.
05:50I will wait for her there. Then she belongs to me.
05:53Here, fine, fine.
05:56When she lies in my stomach for the first time.
06:00The princess is frozen!
06:05She is all alone in the forest without these spaghetti-sticking protectors.
06:08Dear to all the communities!
06:10I will wait for her in her grandmother's house, but she will blink.
06:18The food should be ready soon.
06:24Oh, I just arrived just in time.
06:27Dear time, what am I doing?
06:29I'm afraid I don't have any more wood to lay at home.
06:36Yes, who's there?
06:37Luck knocks on your door.
06:40Well, I don't know anyone named Luck.
06:43I am luck, luck in person.
06:46You have always waited for me.
06:48Such a day, so beautiful as today.
06:51Wake up, you old bitch!
06:54Telegram for grandmother Toadstool.
06:56That's me. I am grandmother Toadstool.
07:01Well, if that's not a surprise.
07:03I won Red Riding Hood for a whole year.
07:05I just have to go to the city and pick it up.
07:07What are you waiting for? Come with me, mother.
07:11And we're already on our way.
07:13Old bitch.
07:16But an old sick lady like me
07:18I can't walk the long way to the city.
07:26Here, the step is heated and brand new.
07:29But don't drive too fast.
07:31Well, that's a snowmobile.
07:33But it's been many years
07:35that I had such a baby under my ass.
07:44I can't anymore.
07:47And the big evil wolf is no longer what he once was.
07:51But it's worth the effort.
07:53Because a delicious princess is waiting to be eaten by me.
08:07Hey, what are you doing in grandmother's bed?
08:11Me? Who are you and what are you doing here?
08:14I came to eat the sweet little Red Riding Hood.
08:17You're in bad luck, old man.
08:19The Red Riding Hood belongs to me, got it?
08:26Put this lazy wolf in the fresh air.
08:34Plus one you won, Koopa.
08:36Which doesn't mean that I won't take revenge.
08:40Come on.
08:42Don't knock, wolf.
08:44So, back in the feather.
08:51Come in, darling.
08:53The poor grandmother really sounds very sick.
09:00Hello, my sweet doll.
09:03Hello, grandmother.
09:04You love time, what kind of strange voice do you have?
09:07That's because I'm so terribly cold.
09:10Grandmother, why do you have such a big nose?
09:13What do I have?
09:15I mean, so I can smell you better.
09:18Oh, you love time grandmother, why do you have such big teeth?
09:22So I can catch you better, you honey-sweet princess.
09:26Help!
09:38To Be Continued
09:52You should really be ashamed.
09:54Just breaking in here and wearing grandmother's clothes.
09:59Honestly, I think this violin suits me quite well.
10:02So, let's see how well my basket is full of wood.
10:07Ouch!
10:08That's a bit of a cheek to yell at me at night.
10:11But that's going too far.
10:14But the telegram says that I won wood for a whole year.
10:17Dear lady, we don't even have wood to give away for five minutes.
10:21Who comes up with the idea to make such a joke with an old lady like me?
10:25Koopa!
10:26I bet he lured her out of the house so that he...
10:29So that he can eat my great-grandchild.
10:32You stay here, grandmother. We'll go and save the princess.
10:38I told you about this thing.
10:40Like this!
10:47When will we finally get down to business?
10:49Are you giving up?
10:50A Koopa never gives up. He just calls reinforcements.
10:55Koopa Troopas, attack!
11:08You're not going to eat my princess!
11:24You're lagging behind, dear Koopa!
11:27You and Spider-Man are falling and giving up.
11:30Not for all the mushrooms in the world!
11:38Good luck, you wind-egg!
11:46Wow! I'm going to explode in a second!
11:56Mushroom!
12:00What?
12:03Things are going better than I expected.
12:06Things are going better than I would have imagined.
12:15Didn't you see that she's full, princess?
12:18Not so fast, Koopa!
12:22Put the whip in, garlic-clamp!
12:25That's not fair!
12:27Fair? Fair?
12:29You want to tell me something about fairness that I won't laugh?
12:36Now watch out, Luigi!
12:42Got you, Koopa!
12:47Bad luck, noodle-brain!
12:49Now I'm going to turn the tables!
12:53You know what? You're not only ugly, but also stupid!
12:57Let go of my grandmother right now!
12:59I'm going to make you dirty, sweet princess!
13:02You're doing me a favor!
13:06What should we do now, Mario?
13:12The trail of the snowmobile leads to the cave.
13:15I bet the real evil wolf lives in there. What do you think?
13:36Go!
14:06Ah!
14:11Hello, grandmother Toadstool! Hello, princess!
14:18Oh, grandmother, I'm glad you're safe.
14:21I expect you to bring my winter coat to the cleaning.
14:25I don't think you're such an evil wolf, as everyone says.
14:29Oh, yes, believe me, I'm big and I'm evil.
14:33But I don't like it when someone like this Koopa tries to get into my craft.
14:40And, princess, hide the red cap.
14:43It's not safe here in the woods.
14:52The firewood that you took from Koopa
14:55should be enough to keep the mushroom population warm all winter.
14:59I have to say, your visit made me very happy.
15:02But do me a favor.
15:04Next time I'll visit you and you'll stay home.
15:15Oh, what a mess.
15:17The queen must have gotten lost in Brooklyn.
15:20We have to find her.
15:22If we don't bring her home, we'll be fired.
15:25You can say that, yes.
15:27What a mess. Damn it.
15:29It's open!
15:33Greetings, gentlemen.
15:35May I hide in your cozy home?
15:38Yes, royal highness.
15:40It will be an honor.
15:42Oh, thank you.
15:44But please, not so formally.
15:48The reason why we're here is that
15:52we're fed up with being treated like a queen.
15:57You know, I understand your honor.
16:00But who do you mean by we?
16:02Oh, that.
16:04You know, we're the queen.
16:06And that's why we use the royal we.
16:10All right, your honor.
16:11A few of you can take a seat over there and the rest on the sofa.
16:14Mario!
16:16Your honor, if there's anything we can do for you, please tell us.
16:21Yes, I know something.
16:23I'd like to be a normal housewife.
16:26Just for one day.
16:30Your majesty.
16:32With pleasure.
16:37The food is ready.
16:39Fantastic. What is it?
16:42My grandmother's favorite food.
16:44It's very British.
16:46Fish and chips pizza.
16:49I wish you a blessed appetite.
16:53I have to say that I'm royally tired now.
16:56No wonder.
16:57You cleaned the floor, washed our laundry, ironed and even fixed the hole in the ceiling.
17:01Why don't you sit down and rest a little?
17:04Oh, I have to say, I liked it.
17:06But as they say here in Brooklyn, just forget it.
17:10The trip into the life of a housewife was nice, but long enough.
17:14Oh, but for sharing your extremely ordinary home with me,
17:19I would like to thank you with a small ceremony.
17:22Please kneel down here.
17:24With pleasure, madam.
17:28We, the Queen of England and creator of a royal pizza,
17:33hereby name you Sir Mario and Sir Luigi.
17:40What an honor.
17:42Thank you, Your Majesty.
17:45It's open.
17:51Liz, I was looking for you in Brooklyn.
17:55You're really very unkempt to just walk away like that.
17:58Very, very unkempt, yes.
18:00Gentlemen, I hope the Queen didn't cause you too much trouble.
18:04Oh, no, no, no, not at all.
18:06Come on, Liz.
18:07Tonight there will be your favorite dessert, plum pudding.
18:10Yes.
18:11Goodbye, Queenie.
18:12Goodbye.
18:14Yes, Luigi, she may not be a good queen,
18:18but she baked a fantastic fish and chips pizza.
18:24Sehr richtig, Sir Mario.
18:26Guten Appetit, Luigi.
18:35Mach den Mario-Schwing.
18:37Die Arme auf und ab.
18:39Setzt euch jetzt in tap.
18:41Super Mario, ein Schritt vor.
18:43Und noch einmal, hey, tanzt den Mario.
18:46Meine Freunde, ja.
18:49So geht's.
18:51Das ist der Mario.
18:54Mach den Mario-Schwing.
18:56Die Arme auf und ab.
18:58Setzt euch jetzt in tap.
19:00Super Mario, ein Schritt vor.
19:02Und noch einmal, hey, tanzt den Mario.
19:05Meine Freunde, ja.
19:08Tanzt den Mario.
19:09Ja, so geht's.