Die Super Mario Bros. Super Show! - 49. Cyrano de Mario Die Räuber des verlorenen Pilzes
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00:00Hey, hello friends!
00:02Now comes the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
00:30Adventure and gigantic tricks
00:32Give Koopas and Koopas the princess and the others
00:34Stay close to the brother, attack the brothers!
00:37Let's go!
00:57The brothers, the brothers, the brothers, the brothers
01:00Is there something interesting?
01:02Is this supposed to be a joke?
01:03Bills, bills, another bill, mail order
01:07Invitation for a supermarket opening
01:09This looks like a letter from a woman
01:12Lavender
01:14Lavender?
01:21Hey!
01:23Do we have secrets?
01:24Okay, I'll read it.
01:25So, dear, dear Mario,
01:27maybe you don't remember me anymore, but we were once a loving couple
01:30Wait a minute!
01:31This is obviously a mistake.
01:32The lady in the address made a mistake.
01:34There are plenty of Mario's.
01:35Give it to me! There's only one for her, Mario!
01:38Although it's been millions of years,
01:40I remember the promise you made to me.
01:42I will be in Brooklyn on Friday
01:44to fulfill your promise, Roxanne.
01:47Friday...
01:49Mario, that's today!
01:51Oh, that's, that's, that's...
01:52That's annoying, Luigi!
01:53You have to help me!
01:54You have to help me!
01:55Oh, calm down, Mario!
01:56Calm down, brother!
01:57Calm down!
01:58We can talk about everything!
01:59What kind of promise was that, Luigi?
02:00I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you.
02:02One night, just before midnight,
02:05I said to Roxanne,
02:06Roxanne, I said,
02:08I want to marry you.
02:11Mario!
02:14I'm sorry.
02:15Come here.
02:17Here are the Mario Brothers at the Klempner game
02:19to the secret zone through an abyss field.
02:22Rescue the princesses in mushroom wonderland
02:24full of pollen with wine.
02:25Get on the stage!
02:26Get on the stage!
02:29Yeah, the Koopas and the Koopas
02:30only think of bad stuff.
02:31Get lost with the princesses.
02:32Mushroom wonderland needs you.
02:33Amused but confused
02:34and every bet is gone.
02:36Yes, anyone can bet on that.
02:37Get on the stage!
02:46The robbers of the lost mushroom.
02:48Klempner work report number 1938.
02:51Our adventurous group was on the road in the jungle
02:53in search of a legendary statue
02:55that should have magical powers.
02:57The lost mushroom.
02:58As always, Koopa wanted to get ahead of us.
03:00It means that the lost mushroom
03:02fulfills all wishes of the one who owns it.
03:04We have to prevent
03:05that King Koopa finds it in front of us.
03:07That's easier said than done, princess.
03:10The jungle is too far away for us.
03:12That's a terrible area.
03:14You can't see a pizza restaurant far and wide.
03:16Mario!
03:17Trouble is coming our way from above.
03:26An Albatross!
03:28We have to be careful, friends.
03:30This feathered guy is working for Koopa.
03:42I know that sound from a hole in the gas pipe.
03:45Hold on! We'll support you!
03:56Great!
03:57It's just a shame that you can only
03:59crash with a balloon once.
04:03I'm glad that with both feet
04:05I'm back on solid ground.
04:11Help!
04:12Sacra Madonna di Calamari!
04:14I'm afraid we've landed on dry sand, friends.
04:17How can you
04:18not rely on anything at all?
04:26Hello!
04:27What's your name?
04:29I'm the bravest and most successful
04:31treasure hunter of the jungle.
04:33I'm Indiana Joe.
04:34A treasure hunter?
04:36Can you help us find the lost mushroom?
04:38No problem, stranger.
04:40Good.
04:41Then we've solved the problem.
04:43Help!
04:51So,
04:52So,
04:53Indiana Joe leads the Spaghetti Clambers
04:56to the lost mushroom.
04:58This guy knows exactly where in the jungle
05:00the treasures are buried
05:02and how to get there.
05:04With Swiss cheese
05:06they will find the lost mushroom
05:08in front of us.
05:10The statue was inherited to me
05:12by my great-great-great-grandfather Koopa.
05:14It belongs to me
05:15and not to these garlic-eating Clambers.
05:18How can we prevent them
05:19from stealing the statue?
05:20It's easy.
05:21We'll follow these Clambers
05:23and when they've found the statue
05:26we'll take it away from them.
05:31But boss,
05:32that's just a thief.
05:34Yes.
05:35Yes, yes, yes.
05:37Of course it's a thief,
05:38you weak-headed salesmen.
05:40We're gangsters,
05:41so we have to steal.
05:43Got it?
05:44Ouch!
05:45Ouch!
05:46Ouch!
05:47Ouch!
05:48Ouch!
05:49Ouch!
05:50Ouch!
05:51Ouch!
05:52It's not easy
05:53to find good staff.
05:58There he is,
05:59the temple of Koopa.
06:01The temple of Koopa?
06:03It was built by the terrible reptile
06:05Koop-Koop.
06:07The lost mushroom is inside.
06:09Well,
06:10what are we waiting for?
06:11We'll get the statue
06:12and make a fly.
06:13It's not that easy, friends.
06:15The way to the statue
06:16is full of terrible dangers.
06:18I'd like to bring you here,
06:20but I'm not going any further.
06:22I thought you were so terribly brave.
06:24I'm afraid of nothing
06:26but Koopas.
06:27I have Koopa-phobia.
06:29Koopa-phobia?
06:30But...
06:31If I see a Koopa,
06:32I'll turn yellow
06:33from head to toe.
06:35Wait here,
06:36my treasure-seeking friend.
06:38I promise you
06:39that we'll be back very soon.
06:41And with the statue.
06:48Come on, friends,
06:49we'll find the lost mushroom
06:50on our own.
06:51I wonder what Indiana Jones is afraid of.
06:53It's just an old cave.
06:57Oh,
06:58we're trapped.
06:59The only entrance
07:00was the exit.
07:01Help!
07:06That wasn't all, friends.
07:08Look!
07:10A fireball!
07:13Quick,
07:14get out of here, friends!
07:18Hurry!
07:35Look ahead, Mario!
07:38What do we do now?
07:39We jump!
07:48Whoa!
07:49That was so close, friends!
07:52Look!
07:53Oh no!
07:54We've lost our treasure!
08:00Koopas!
08:02Koopas!
08:04Koopas!
08:06Koopas!
08:07Koopas!
08:10Koopas!
08:12Koopas!
08:13Koopas!
08:14Koopas!
08:16Koopas!
08:17How beautiful it is!
08:18We did it!
08:19We found the lost mushroom!
08:20Now we just have to find out where it goes out again.
08:21Yes, I wish there was a secret door nearby.
08:22Oh, the lost mushroom fulfills Mario's wish!
08:24Ah!
08:39I'm gonna ...
08:40I'm gonna poop!
08:53You can do it, friends!
08:55You got rid of Koopa, the lost mushroom!
08:58You think you're clever, Klempner?
09:02No!
09:03So, you garlic eaters, your last Klempner hour has come to an end!
09:07Ha ha ha!
09:20Let us go, Koopa!
09:21Or you'll regret it!
09:24Oh, dear God, I'm scared!
09:26Please, please, don't hurt me!
09:28Don't hurt me, evil Klempner!
09:38See you never again, Spaghetti-Klempner!
09:40This hut will be your grave!
09:49I wonder what this mean reptile has cooked up this time.
09:53That sounds like a I-don't-know-what.
10:00That's a lion!
10:02And he's feeding us breakfast!
10:04We're not giving up, friends!
10:06Our last hour hasn't come to an end yet!
10:08Luigi, give me your Klempner snake!
10:12What are you going to do with it?
10:15I'm going to tame this saloon lion!
10:23Rivalry, Mario! Rivalry!
10:26What are we waiting for? Let's go!
10:28You heard what the mushroom said, bed-bearer!
10:30Open the door!
10:35Now we have to take Koopa's statue back.
10:38We can do this on our own.
10:40Koopa has lost his mushroom possession.
10:42Everyone's wishes will come true.
10:44Maybe Indiana Joe can help us.
10:46We just have to find him and fight his Koopa-phobia.
10:54Indiana Joe has to live here.
10:58Yes, you're right, Luigi.
11:00It says on the sign, Indiana Joe, babysitter.
11:04Oh!
11:10Indiana Joe, what's wrong with you?
11:13A man with Koopa-phobia can't be a treasure hunter.
11:16That's why I closed my shop down
11:18and now I'm working as a babysitter.
11:21We need your help.
11:23We can't take Koopa's statue back on our own.
11:28Leave it!
11:30That won't work!
11:33I'm on it, friends.
11:36Koopas are terrible,
11:38but harmless against this brood.
11:40Ouch!
11:41Don't hurt me!
11:44So, Koopa Troopas,
11:46let's see what this lost mushroom is capable of.
11:49Go, mushroom! Go, mushroom!
11:51Show me what you can do!
11:53I want a castle made of gold with a bright shine!
11:57Funkoopatastic!
11:59It worked!
12:03Wow, a 24-degree cast!
12:06Could this mushroom make me a castle made of cheese?
12:10With this crazy mushroom,
12:12I'll be the richest Koopa the world has ever seen!
12:26Hey!
12:32Count your gold before it rings in your pocket.
12:35There!
12:42The big fire salamander!
12:45Those noodle-eating Klempner again!
12:48That's right, you disgusting Koopa!
12:50Take this from me!
12:57Take this!
13:10Take this!
13:17Take this!
13:26Take this!
13:56Take this!
14:10Take this!
14:12Take this!
14:14With the dried pepperoni,
14:16Koopa has fled to another dimension again.
14:19Yes, but this time forever!
14:23Thank you, friends,
14:25for helping me get rid of my Koopa-phobia.
14:30Not at all!
14:32Ex-babysitter Joe!
14:36Luigi, what happened to the lost mushroom?
14:39It was here a second ago.
14:41Mushroom, pull out the big one for me
14:44and fill this house with pasta and sauce!
14:52Oh!
14:57Wow!
15:00Thank you, Mushroom, thank you very much!
15:03If you keep doing this, we'll still be friends in a thousand years!
15:12Mario, you're his appetizing dumpling.
15:15Don't you want to tell me something?
15:17Oh, Roxanne, your eyes are more beautiful
15:19than the Christmas goose of my beloved great-grandmother.
15:22Oh, Mario, what's wrong with you?
15:25You can't tell your future wife
15:27that she looks like a Christmas goose.
15:29I know, Luigi, but I'm not born to be a romantic.
15:32Always with the quiet, always with the quiet, always with the quiet.
15:35Look, Mario, who says you have to marry her?
15:37But I promised her, and if I break a promise, I keep it.
15:40Unless she wants me to break my word, Luigi,
15:42if there's only one way you can speak for me.
15:44You speak for me.
15:46Hmm?
15:48Wait a minute. Maybe this will work.
15:51Look, I've got an idea. I'll tell you.
15:53We both...
15:58Mario!
15:59Roxanne!
16:00Oh, I'm so happy to see you!
16:02Yes, yes, it's been a long time since we last saw each other.
16:05Yes, that's true. Oh, Mario.
16:10Although it's been so long, it feels like yesterday.
16:12And to me, like before, before, before, before yesterday, my dear Roxanne.
16:15You look splendid.
16:17Oh, thank you. Where's your brother?
16:19Oh, he's... he's somewhere, just not here.
16:22He's not doing so well at the moment. He's in the changing years.
16:24He's already in the changing years?
16:26Yes.
16:27Tell me, how are you?
16:28Oh, I'm doing better every day, Roxanne.
16:30Uh-oh, I know why you're here.
16:31Really?
16:33I've been thinking about what you said in that conscious night for a long, long time.
16:36Yes, and I keep my promise after such a long, long time.
16:39Will you come with me, Roxanne?
16:41Oh, I'd love to.
16:43Oh, do you know what I wanted to tell you?
16:47What I wanted to tell you?
16:50Beautiful doll.
16:53Beautiful doll?
16:55Oh, thank you, Mario.
16:56Don't be so plump.
16:57Don't be so plump.
16:59Who are you talking to, Mario?
17:01Do you know what I wanted to tell you?
17:03Do you know what I wanted to tell you?
17:05How massively I've been thinking about you for the last few years.
17:08How massively I've been thinking about you for the last few years.
17:10Your lips are red like ripe strawberries.
17:13Your lips are red like ripe strawberries.
17:16With lipstick on them.
17:18What?
17:19With lipstick on them.
17:20With lipstick on them?
17:21Tell me, where does the echo come from in here?
17:23What kind of echo?
17:24What kind of echo?
17:26Mario, you really put in a lot of effort.
17:30But what does all this have to do with me wanting a bathtub for half the price?
17:34Bathtub?
17:35Yes.
17:36Don't you remember?
17:37Fifteen years ago, you promised me something.
17:40That I could shop for you at the flea market at any time.
17:43If it's nothing else, I thought you wanted to break my marriage promise.
17:46Mario, I'm happily married and have five happy children.
17:51We're building a second bathroom and I thought you could get me a bathtub.
17:55I'll get you as many bathtubs as you want.
17:57Wonderful.
17:58I'll come next week and pick one out for me.
18:01Of course.
18:02Okay?
18:03Yes, and how.
18:04Okay.
18:05Take care.
18:06Take care, Luigi.
18:07I hope you'll recover soon.
18:09Thank you.
18:12She knew all along.
18:14I know she knew, Mario.
18:17Only an intelligent woman would fall for something like that.
18:21You're right.
18:23Mario, that's why I love you so much.
18:29You're making me cry, Luigi.
18:31How could I, brother?
18:32How could I, brother?
19:03You can do it, Mario!
19:05My friends!
19:08You can do it, Mario!
19:09Yes, that's right!