Soap Season 2 Episode 15
Soap Season 2 Episode 15
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00:00In the last episode of Soap, Burt told Sally he could see her no more.
00:06He's sorry, but it's the only way.
00:08Sally took it well indeed.
00:09She threatened to get him someday.
00:11Donahue told Jessica that Chester died on an exploded train.
00:15But Chester's not dead, he's very alive.
00:17Although with a muddled brain.
00:19Jody's still stunned that Carol left him.
00:21He's been in a lot of pain.
00:22And Danny's vowed to get the men who killed his precious Elaine.
00:25Confused?
00:26You'll be after tonight's episode of Soap.
00:33This is the story of two sisters, Jessica Tate and Mary Campbell.
00:40These are the Tates.
00:43And these are the Campbells.
00:46And this is Soap.
01:14If you don't mind.
01:15Hi.
01:16Hello there.
01:17What is this?
01:18A party.
01:19A party?
01:20For what?
01:21Mr. Tate's death.
01:22It's kind of strange, isn't it?
01:23Well, I didn't say you had to have a good time.
01:24Detective Donahue, how good of you to come.
01:25I came by to say one thing.
01:26I'd like very much to see you.
01:27So when you feel the time is proper, will you let me know?
01:28The time is proper now, detective.
01:29It is?
01:30Yes.
01:31Because you make me feel good.
01:32Okay.
01:33Good.
01:34Uh, excuse me, everyone.
01:35Uh, this is Detective Donahue.
01:36You know who looked for Chester.
01:37May I have your attention, please?
01:38I want to thank you, first of all, for coming here today.
01:39As you know, Chester is a very important person to me.
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05:17She never took you fishing.
05:22She's real good at making up stories isn't she?
05:24Tim, it's your baby.
05:26Vincent, you believe me, don't you?
05:32Johdy?
05:33Johdy?
05:34There he is.
05:36Come on Johdy, don't you have a story you want to share with us?
05:39I just love the way Johdy tells the story.
05:43Well, alright.
05:45Well, uh...
05:46uncle Chester why he always wore black shoes and he said I don't know I just
05:53find them comfortable
06:00story like that comes around once maybe twice
06:05oh yeah no I I remember Chester I I remember there was I remember one time
06:23that wasn't him I remember and then I don't sometimes but it's like next and
06:33Chessie I got one this is really funny I remember once Bert had some dough we
06:39wanted to invest and Chester suggested rotary engine fan belts
06:47Bert gives him the dough and Chester invests it and the next day the company
06:52went broke Bert was cleaned out
07:00daddy all right this was a brave man this was a courageous man this was a man
07:09who always did more than his duty he was right there to the very end never was
07:15there another man like him never will there be another man like him he was one
07:20of a kind we shall never forget him he was a leader of men we have lost the
07:26best his family his friend and the United States of America will never
07:39forget general Mike smiling Bob Hawkins daddy
07:46general Hawkins didn't die Chester died oh good never mind as you were
07:58Mary well I would just like to say that I think that all our lives are richer
08:06for having known him Benson do you have any fond memories of mr. Tate you'd like
08:12to share with us no and I believe that he will be remembered fondly by those of
08:24us who loved him and the rest of us too
08:29mrs. Campbell yes hi I'm Sally Sally your husband's secretary Oh Sally come
08:48in thank you thank you I'm pleased to meet you you've always been just a voice
08:52on the telephone sit down thanks uh mrs. Campbell I don't really Mary Mary
09:02Mary I don't know how to put this what well your husband and I have been having
09:10an affair so what happened was the other day he came by him wait a second could
09:16you just back up a little did you say you and Bert right so what happened was
09:22the other day you and Bert me and Bert well Bert and I it's Bert and I I
09:28always get those confused me and him he and I he and me they hated grammar you
09:35don't you don't look like what I imagined you imagine someone well Bert
09:39told me that he spent the night with someone once and that she was fat and
09:42old were you once fat or old must have been someone else mrs. Campbell Mary I
09:54really just mrs. Campbell don't be mad at me I felt sorry for him I have never
10:03had an affair with a married man I would not do that but he told me he was
10:10miserable he said you were a mean hard bitter lady and I believed him and then
10:20then I fell in love with him so please don't be mad at me I can't believe it I
10:29can't believe I don't believe you and him I think it's you and he see it would
10:36be him and me so I think it's you and me don't get me wrong I'm not saying I
10:41don't believe he'd have an affair with you what I'm saying is that I find it
10:45hard to accept he's having an affair but if he was having an affair I'm sure that
10:50the affair he was having would be with you
10:54you're very pretty young skinny I'm not skinny please you're skinny I'm five
11:08pounds overweight please you are not I am I mean I starve myself I still can't
11:13lose I know it's so depressing you know the Atkins diet do I know it I have been
11:19on it 12 times I gained metabolism fasting gained you and Burt you know
11:26you're taking this very well no I'm not yes you are you're taking this
11:31beautifully no I'm in shock that's what it is I'm not taking it with grace I'm
11:37taking it with shock there's more oh good maybe this will kill me
11:46the other day I discovered that are you ready
11:53Burt's been cheating on me when did he have the time I know it's incredible
12:00isn't it her me you it's a wonder he isn't dead he will be I'm gonna kill
12:03him I am wait till you hear this she's 18 18 18 skinny she's 18 who cares 18
12:20what do they talk about at 18 what she did in school today it's disgusting
12:2818 I'm so sorry I had to tell you all this oh no thank you I'm glad you did
12:40where are my manners would you like a drink oh please mrs. Campbell call me
12:45Mary
12:58hi mrs. David yes I'm Joey oh my oh my my my you're in Texas I think so
13:14everybody talks funny come on in for a minute thank you you're a homo
13:32well I the reason I asked is I never seen one before we don't have homos in
13:39Texas would you like a drink yes thank you a drink would be nice what do you
13:53people drink you mean New Yorkers we drink no no homos we drink the basic
13:59heterosexual drinks how about some lemonade do you drink
14:04lemonade lemonade would be terrific we like lemonade we drink a lot of
14:09lemonade mrs. David does Carol around upstairs but I don't think she wants to
14:15see you mrs. David I've flown clear across the country this is a very big
14:19state it took me a day and a half to drive here from the airport I've gone
14:28through a lot to get here and I intend to see Carol okay this will put her on
14:37in her pantyhose Jody hi I didn't I thought it would be nice to surprise
14:47you oh yes nice he sure surprised me looks
14:52perfectly normal mother I guess I expected him to wear
14:57Argendy do you mind oh it was nice meeting you
15:04jelly nice meeting you mr. David you're my first homo you're my first Texan this
15:15is surprise Jody I'm so sorry I felt awful yeah you have no idea how awful I
15:26felt what it was was Carol I know what it was I mean suddenly it didn't seem
15:35like such a terrific idea to have a husband who's a homosexual it was just
15:39that I thought that what about the baby what about the baby well I'd I'd like to
15:45see my child grow up Jody I don't want you to be the baby's father Carol I
15:52don't think you have that choice anymore I don't want you to see the baby what
15:57someday I hope to marry and whoever I marry will be the baby's father Carol
16:02that's my baby you can't do this Carol please what am I gonna do I don't stand
16:11a chance in court I have feelings Carol it's my baby and I
16:15care I don't think I've ever cared about anything quite as much Jody I know
16:23I'm right now I know it's hard for you but I know I'm doing the right thing you
16:29mean my child will never know I'm his father it's better this way Carol it's a
16:35mistake it's a gigantic mistake because it's a lie and a lie will always catch
16:40up with you later and when it does Carol when my child wants his father
16:48I'll be there
16:52bringing in the she's bringing in the she we will come rejoicing
17:16what the hell is a sheave anyway hey hey I'm talking to you what what is a
17:25sheave it's a quantity of cereal grasses bound together tell me why do we want to
17:32bring a man well it's because of the harvest we plant in the spring and we
17:37harvest could you try not touching me quite so much you don't like to be
17:43touched hey fellas fancy pants here don't like to be touched oh well well
17:50you see I don't really belong here I'm not really a bum you calling us bums oh
17:55no please please don't be offended I like bums some of my best friends are
17:59filthy and disgusting uh-huh split pea I love split pea that's the bread plate
18:14are we grabbing is that it give me the bread wait how do I know I like split pea
18:19hey I remember that's how I know I remember pass the plate come on pass the
18:24plate please you are beginning to pester me pester
18:33Nestor Nestor Lester that's it pass the plate I'm Lester Pate pleased to meet
18:45you now do you pass me the bread or do I tear off your head sir help me to
18:50remember how could I ever repay you bread take my soup I remember oh and I
18:56owe it all to you you helped me gain my true self again goodbye
19:02where you going home to my family oh yeah where do they live I don't know
19:07they're out there somewhere somewhere there's a family of Pates waiting for
19:12their Lester and I'll find them if I have to look in every city in every town
19:16I'll find them because when Lester Pate gets it into his head to do something he
19:19does it because that's the kind of stuff we Pates are made of I think
19:40will Chester get his memory back and what will Jessica do if he comes back
19:44now that Mary believes Sally's story will Bird ever get her back can Jody
19:49put his life back together now that he can't get Carol back these questions and
19:53many others will be answered on the next episode of soap soap is videotaped
20:01before a studio audience
20:31you