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00:00So, which way do I swipe?
00:09Right, right, right.
00:10Kids.
00:11Ladies.
00:12I need your help.
00:13What do you think?
00:14The black tuxedo with the wings or the black tux with the wings?
00:17What do you think?
00:18I mean, it's nuanced, right?
00:19Okay.
00:20Hmm.
00:21Does that help?
00:22Now I'm confused.
00:23Oh, my God.
00:24Me too.
00:25Because I like the buttons on that one.
00:26You like the buttons?
00:27I love it.
00:28How about this?
00:29Oh, my God, even better.
00:30But what about from this angle?
00:31Eh, close it.
00:33You go, boy.
00:35Alright, alright.
00:36Murray.
00:37What?
00:38Both are the same suit.
00:42Showbiz.
00:45Come join our parties, the living room sides
00:50Where two teams of drag queens compete for the prize
00:56Who will be the winner?
01:00Drag me to dinner!
01:04Hey! Well, hey there, humans and non-humans alike.
01:08I'm Murray Hill, and welcome to Drag Me to Dinner,
01:12the show that promises the most fabulous dinner parties
01:15this side of the gender spectrum.
01:17Tonight, two teams of your favorite drag queens
01:20will go head-to-head to throw dragtastic theme parties
01:23for our judges.
01:24The judges will be focusing on design and decor,
01:27food and drink, and entertainment and overall vibes
01:31to decide which team is greater.
01:34So let's meet tonight's teams.
01:38Hi, you guys. My name is Sal Manila.
01:40I am from New York City,
01:41and I am undercooked and over-consumed.
01:44I'm Chelsea Piers. I'm from New York City.
01:46We are team Piers-nilla.
01:49I'm just workshopping things here.
01:50I don't know. She would put her name first.
01:55My name is Pixie Aventura.
01:57I'm known as a lip-sync dancing diva.
02:01My name is Mary Cherry, mother of Brooklyn drag,
02:04the Redemption Carrier!
02:08We are facing off against two of our New York City sisters.
02:12Ferocious.
02:13Ferocious.
02:14Oh, oh!
02:17They don't have the skills that Pixie and I have.
02:20Exposure's the top prize of this game.
02:23I'm looking forward to opportunities,
02:25hopefully that lead towards helping choice.
02:28We got it in the bag, baby.
02:30Yeah.
02:31Come on in, ladies!
02:37Come on in, ladies!
02:39Ah!
02:43Come on, Grandma, let's do this.
02:45Hi!
02:47Ah!
02:49Oh, my God, that scream.
02:51That's supposed to be my reaction when I see it.
02:54Pixie, I want to make sure I say it right.
02:57I want to make sure I said your name right.
02:59Okay.
03:00Pixie Aventura.
03:02A-ven-tu-ra.
03:05You should know how to use your tongue.
03:07Take it easy.
03:08Yay!
03:10Now, Selma, were you named after a bad dining experience?
03:14100%.
03:15It was chicken cordon bleu,
03:17and let's just say I was feeling blue afterwards.
03:20Well, now you're feeling purple.
03:21And now you're feeling purple and you look gorgeous.
03:23Mary, are you excited to be here today?
03:25I am so excited.
03:26I'm also very excited to become the future Mary Hill.
03:32All right, well, I am happy to be here.
03:34In fact, let's just see what we can see.
03:36I love you, Mary.
03:37Oh, my God, you smell like duty-free.
03:39Oh!
03:40It's Chanel No. 5, darling.
03:41Thank you.
03:42Okay.
03:43Now, what are you looking to get out of this experience?
03:46Money.
03:47Exposure.
03:48Oh.
03:49We're playing for nothing.
03:50Oh, cool.
03:51That's good to know.
03:52I was not aware.
03:53All right, queens.
03:54No party would be complete without a fantastic theme.
03:57And here to reveal tonight's theme,
03:59please welcome our resident expert,
04:01the life of the party, David Burka.
04:04Yay!
04:05Yay!
04:06David!
04:08Thank you, Mary.
04:10It's crazy.
04:12Hello, ladies.
04:13Hello.
04:14Hello.
04:15You guys ready for a sausage fest?
04:17Absolutely, yeah.
04:18You're married.
04:20Well, ladies, tonight's theme...
04:24is tailgate wiener roast.
04:27Oh!
04:28Oh, my God.
04:29Now, remember, queens,
04:30the judges will be paying attention to food and drink,
04:33decor and design,
04:35entertainment and overall vibe,
04:37usually a casual affair
04:38where food is mostly served out of the beds of trucks.
04:41I'd love to see you guys play with the notion of comfort food,
04:44you know, small bites like pigs in a blanket
04:47or skewered meats, crockpot creations.
04:50What did you call us?
04:53And, as always, you both have a handy helper to assist you.
04:58Now, girls, this is your time to shine and impress our judges.
05:02Because if you do, spectacular prizes await you,
05:06including these.
05:08A baby bottle full of babies.
05:10A nut sack.
05:11Tuck tape.
05:12A Cher cootery board.
05:14A bathtub of butter.
05:16Oh, de hairy styles.
05:1855 gallons of lube.
05:20Five from Bianca del Rio herself.
05:22All the crackers you can carry.
05:24And the grandest prize of them all,
05:27the glorious golden grater.
05:30Because one team is great,
05:32but the other is greater.
05:35Ladies, are you ready to get this dinner party started?
05:39Yes, girl!
05:40Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
05:42Down, girl, down, girl.
05:43All right, start the clock and release those queens!
05:47Oh!
05:48Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:50What happened?
05:51There are 90 minutes on the clock, queens.
05:55Wiener roast?
05:56What was the tailgating wiener roast?
05:58Tailgating wiener roast.
05:59It's game time, it's game time.
06:00Running is cardio, and I don't do that.
06:02All right, all right.
06:03David, have you ever been to a tailgate?
06:05Yeah, my dad was so happy that I went to University of Michigan.
06:09And then he was happier that I was walking distance to the stadium.
06:13The first thing that comes to mind is, like, sports, unfortunately.
06:16It's the first time I've ever heard a gay person say that in my life.
06:18I know, and you'll never hear it again.
06:20My dad, they would tailgate at my house.
06:22It was a huge deal.
06:24Every single Saturday.
06:25And did you cook and prepare everything?
06:27I was usually hungover.
06:29Do you know anything about sports?
06:31Baseball.
06:32Baseball.
06:33Basketball.
06:34Football.
06:35So many balls.
06:36Let's go with baseball, because that's, like, the tightest of pants.
06:38An American pastime.
06:39You know what I mean?
06:40What's the first thing you think of tailgating?
06:42Tailgating is football.
06:43There's always some sort of performance aspect of it.
06:45Okay.
06:46So maybe, like, a halftime show.
06:48Yeah?
06:49Okay.
06:50I'm down.
06:51Okay.
06:52So let's make it just, like, gay as hell.
06:54Well, obviously.
06:55Food-wise, I feel like there's a lot to go on.
06:57Because, like, when I go to a baseball game, which is often.
07:00Yeah, always.
07:01Hey, hot sauce pretzel.
07:02Hot sauce pretzel.
07:03Beer cheese.
07:04How about a corndog?
07:05Oh, a corndog.
07:06Corndog.
07:07In baseball, you slide into the bases.
07:09Bases are loaded.
07:10Slide out!
07:11So what are you thinking for the cocktail?
07:13Maybe a punch.
07:14Like a punch bowl.
07:15Right?
07:16Home.
07:17Rum.
07:18Punch!
07:19Oh!
07:20Have you ever met a genius?
07:21Have you ever met a genius?
07:22Home.
07:23Rum.
07:24Punch.
07:25There's two right here.
07:26Amazing.
07:27What do you want to do for food?
07:28How about our backgrounds?
07:29Cultural.
07:30Cultural backgrounds.
07:31Colombian hot dogs.
07:32All different types of meat make it into a hot dog.
07:33But then it's, like, the layers of sauces, chips, and everything goes on top.
07:35It is so good.
07:36My people are from, like, the south.
07:38Okay.
07:39Jambalaya.
07:40Okay.
07:41I think that's perfect.
07:42Let's do jambalaya.
07:43A stadium fruit concoction.
07:47And it's flavorful.
07:48Yes.
07:49Absolutely.
07:50When I'm thinking Americana, since we're thinking about tailgate, lemonade stand.
07:54Spiked lemonade.
07:55And get it?
07:56Spiked.
07:57What's a spike?
07:58You spike the ball.
07:59For what?
08:00Football.
08:01Why are you spiking a ball?
08:02I don't know.
08:03Ask straight people.
08:04I don't know.
08:05But what does that mean?
08:06You just spike it.
08:07And what happens?
08:08They win.
08:09When you spike a ball?
08:10I don't know.
08:11I don't know.
08:12Okay.
08:13Anyway.
08:14Okay.
08:15Weenie roast.
08:16Weenie roast.
08:17Baby.
08:18Weenie roast.
08:19Okay.
08:20I think these are perfect.
08:21I was going to say, I think they're baseball things.
08:23I'm unfamiliar with the sport, but yeah.
08:25Friends in NYC, Queens, Salmonella, and Chelsea Piers are no stranger to a stage.
08:30These two theatrical queens pull inspiration from their personal experiences and love of
08:35Broadway.
08:36And you know what?
08:37I think, honestly, if we can't use this on the set, it can become a nice corset.
08:40You know?
08:41They are always ready to put on a show, and I'm looking forward to seeing what they've
08:44got for us tonight.
08:46Okay.
08:47I think there should be a sequin everywhere.
08:48Obviously, Nick is gay as hell.
08:50Okay.
08:51Well, we don't want to make too many sequins.
08:52We don't want to be tacky.
08:55You're on my team, girl.
08:56Yeah, babes.
08:57Okay.
08:58So.
08:59Yeah.
09:00Why don't we-
09:01Pixie Aventura and Mary Cherry are both stars of the New York City drag scene, and they
09:04actually like each other.
09:06Mary is a comedy queen known as the mother of Brooklyn drag, while Pixie is a Manhattan
09:11show queen.
09:12I can't wait to see what these two queens whip up today.
09:15Why don't we do, like, a wiener, like, photo op?
09:19A wiener throne.
09:20Yes, baby.
09:21A wiener throne.
09:22Yes.
09:23I really wish we had some help.
09:24You know?
09:25Like, some assistance.
09:26Wait, honey.
09:27Whoa!
09:28Oh, my.
09:29Whoa!
09:30Ready for helpers to rock!
09:31Can we get more of these, maybe?
09:33Like this?
09:34Like this?
09:35Yeah.
09:36And some back there as well.
09:37Yeah.
09:38All right.
09:39Thanks, boys.
09:40Thanks, boys.
09:41Wow.
09:42Wow.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44I need a man.
09:45Yes!
09:46There we go.
09:47Hi, boys.
09:48Oh, dude!
09:49Yes!
09:50Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.
09:51Hold on, hold on.
09:52Hi, babies.
09:53We just need to open that up a little bit.
09:54I swear to God, honey.
09:55Look, I am late to an event on Thursday, and don't let me talk to my agent, because it's
09:56impossible to do that with all of that luggage.
09:57It's just not going to happen because I strike.
09:58Excuse me!
09:59I'm on the phone!
10:00I am so sorry.
10:01These motherfuckers don't know how to talk.
10:02She's so loud, John.
10:03They have never had a business call.
10:04They're not used to this kind of...
10:05Please!
10:06I'm going to have to call you back.
10:07I'm going to have to call you back.
10:08All right, ladies.
10:09There are 60 minutes to go.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11Okay.
10:12All right.
10:13Okay.
10:14Murray, I don't accept that.
10:15Damn.
10:16Keep the car.
10:17Keep the car.
10:18Keep the car.
10:19Keep the car.
10:20Keep the car.
10:21Keep the car.
10:22Keep the car.
10:23Keep the car.
10:24Keep the car.
10:25Keep the car.
10:26Keep the car.
10:27Keep the car.
10:29Keep your grills lit because
10:30before time is up,
10:31you need to finish your food and drink,
10:33decorate your party rooms
10:34and get ready to entertain the judges.
10:36This is a tight game.
10:38Somebody needs to score!
10:39I mean...
10:40...some rum for our home rum pool.
10:42I ooze!
10:43Let's go.
10:44Hey, kids. How are you?
10:45We thought we could raid your liquor cabinet.
10:46Yeah!
10:47Hey!
10:48Yeah. What you got here?
10:49My liquor's your liquor.
10:50Perfect!
10:51We need rum.
10:52Rum.
10:53Rum, amazing.
10:54Oh, that's good.
10:55You want one or two bottles?
10:56Yeah, go.
10:57And then how about a little white wine for Mama?
11:00A little rosé, perhaps?
11:01Bubbly or non-bubbly?
11:02Just give it all to me, honestly.
11:04You're gonna drop it.
11:05We're throwing a party.
11:06We're throwing a tailgate weenie rose.
11:07And can we take that pheasant as well?
11:09Yeah, take the pheasant.
11:10And you know what? Can I get her?
11:11We need all the help we can get, honestly.
11:13Yeah, just...
11:14She looks like plans for that pheasant.
11:15She looks like she knows what she's doing.
11:17I love... You got it? You got it?
11:18I love not caring a single thing.
11:21Let's go.
11:22Marie, keep up. Marie, keep up, please.
11:24Come on. All right, there we go.
11:25We got it. We got it. Perfect.
11:26All right. Anywhere.
11:27Oh, wow. Incredible.
11:29I'm gonna start making our spiked lemonade.
11:33I went to public school, so...
11:36What's an ounce?
11:37Girl, an ounce. Right here.
11:39This is the ounce.
11:40It's all the way in that little...
11:41So that's one ounce?
11:42That's one ounce.
11:43That's one ounce.
11:44That's how much vodka we're putting in the drink?
11:45That's just one drink, boo.
11:47Oh!
11:49We gotta multiply it later.
11:51Oh, no. No, we just multiply it by six.
11:54Okay. Times it by six.
11:56So it's six ounces times six.
11:58Yes.
11:59That's how you do it?
12:00Six ounces.
12:01But is that how you do it?
12:02Yes.
12:03So if it's six and a half ounces, that's times six.
12:06Uh-huh.
12:07So that is...
12:09Helpers!
12:10Which one of you is good at math?
12:12All right, queens.
12:13I've got a trivia question for you
12:15on this wonderful card that the art department made.
12:18♪ Trivia, it's trivia time ♪
12:21Whichever team answers this question right
12:24will get an extra hand from our expert David Berka.
12:28And the other team will get some tips
12:30from sous chef David's aunt.
12:32All right, let's play ball.
12:34Lay it on us, Murray. Come on. Here we go.
12:36How many hot dogs are consumed by Americans
12:40during a normal baseball season?
12:43Two million.
12:44Two million. I was getting...
12:46Five million, 500.
12:47One dollar, Bob.
12:48No.
12:49I say five million.
12:50Ten million.
12:51Twelve million.
12:52Fifty million.
12:53Fifteen million.
12:54Two hundred and fifty million.
12:55Forty million.
12:56A hundred million.
12:57Two hundred and fifty million.
12:58This is a lot of money.
12:59Five hundred million.
13:00This is stupid.
13:01Two hundred and fifty million.
13:02A billion.
13:03Three billion.
13:04A hundred million.
13:05A trillion.
13:06You're getting close, you're getting close.
13:07Sixty billion.
13:08Fifty billion.
13:09Forty billion.
13:10Thirty billion.
13:11The first team to shout out seven billion wins.
13:17Seven billion.
13:18The winner!
13:19Yay!
13:20Sorry, I was, like, not trying to get nodules today.
13:22Let's do this.
13:24It's time to get a special tip from David.
13:27Where are we at?
13:28Where are we at?
13:29Sorry, did you start your burgers?
13:30Portion out all your burgers at the same time
13:32so they're all the same size.
13:33See how this is all misshapen and weird?
13:37You want to get a crust on the burger
13:39to season the outside
13:41so you get that nice crust.
13:43It's nice to do an indentation with your thumb
13:46because that's going to fill in
13:48and everything's going to get nice and juicy.
13:50You want them just a little bit bigger than the bun
13:52because they're going to shrink down, right?
13:53Yes.
13:54I'm just over here beating my meat.
13:55Yeah.
13:56Also, try not to touch your patties that much.
13:59Okay, yes.
14:00You want to slowly do it
14:01because the more you fondle your meat...
14:03The more it...
14:04It gets hard.
14:05Too hard.
14:06We're really leaning into this, aren't we?
14:08You guys are doing great.
14:09Thank you.
14:10Salt and pepper, salt and pepper.
14:11I don't know the f***ing names.
14:12Not the sauce.
14:13Never beer, sous chef is here.
14:15Go long!
14:16Uh-oh, it's sous chef.
14:19Ha!
14:20Ha!
14:21This is so unorthodox!
14:24Wow!
14:25What the f*** is even happening?
14:27What is happening?
14:28Oh, wow!
14:29But what's happening?
14:31Hey!
14:33Yeah!
14:35Did you hear that?
14:38Don't you even...
14:40Don't you even dare.
14:41You ain't...
14:42Ah!
14:43What are you doing?
14:44Get out!
14:45Oh, my God!
14:46I'm trying!
14:47Oh, my God!
14:49You're hurting me!
14:50You're hurting me!
14:51I'll get the medics!
14:52I'm gonna get the medics!
14:53Ah!
14:54Hey, Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dum,
14:55how are y'all doing?
14:56We're good, baby.
14:57How are you?
14:58Great.
14:59We just had a crazy white woman
15:00come through here.
15:01It's all good.
15:02I told Chelsea not to go over there.
15:03Yeah.
15:04Well, here we are.
15:05Are you okay?
15:06Y'all need to keep
15:07your mothers at home!
15:08We're okay.
15:09We're okay.
15:10Ladies, five minutes to go.
15:11Five minutes to go.
15:12Oh, my God!
15:13Okay.
15:14Oh, my gosh.
15:15Oh, my gosh.
15:16Oh, the buns.
15:17Baby.
15:18Oh, baby.
15:19Oh, get it!
15:20Oh!
15:21Get it!
15:22It's good?
15:23This is what it looks like
15:24when I bend over.
15:25Okay.
15:26Babes, we gotta put the bowls in.
15:28Oh!
15:29Oh!
15:30Oh!
15:31Okay.
15:32It's my time to walk around
15:34and not do anything.
15:35Ow!
15:36I feel like raw onion
15:38is just not, like, special enough,
15:40you know?
15:41Should I caramelize them?
15:42Yeah.
15:43Can you caramelize them?
15:44I don't know.
15:45Let's fry them.
15:46Oh, look at it sizzle and crackle.
15:47All right.
15:50All right.
15:51Okay, so that's done.
15:52Okay.
15:53Oh, shit.
16:02Oh, shit.
16:06I was rushing.
16:07What a shame.
16:09Queens, you must be inside
16:11your dining room
16:12when the curtains are closed.
16:13Wait, what?
16:15And they are closing
16:16in 30 seconds.
16:17This is not even boiling.
16:18It's alarming
16:19how much smoke
16:20is coming off this pan right now.
16:21Oh, my gosh.
16:24I don't know
16:25what the hipsters
16:26are into nowadays.
16:27Oh.
16:31So gross.
16:32Oh, my God.
16:33I can only chop it up.
16:35Let it rip.
16:36You're such a bitch.
16:37Nine.
16:38Eight.
16:39Plate it, plate it.
16:40We gotta plate it.
16:41Go, go, go, go.
16:42Five.
16:43Oh, God.
16:44The curtains are closing.
16:45Come on, get in there.
16:46Boys, pose, pose.
16:47Time's up, Queens.
16:49Yeah!
16:52Touchdown!
16:54God, that made me
16:55Randy.
16:57Oh, my God.
16:58My blood pressure's going nuts.
17:00Is there a medic around
17:01that could send over?
17:02Because I need a hot dog.
17:04Hey, I hope these Queens
17:05have their game faces on
17:06and are ready to host
17:07the judges because
17:08it's party time.
17:15Drag me to dinner.
17:18Welcome back to
17:19Drag Me to Dinner on Hulu.
17:21I'm sorry you couldn't
17:22afford premium.
17:24Well, we're about to
17:25head to our first
17:26tailgate wiener roast.
17:28But before we do,
17:29let's meet our judges.
17:31She's the star of
17:32stage and screen,
17:34and she's here
17:35to meet a boyfriend.
17:36I wonder if she likes
17:37a short guy who's
17:39a little chubby
17:40with a mustache
17:41that's like this.
17:43Here she is,
17:44Hanifa Wood.
17:46Hey, Pookie.
17:47It's good to see you.
17:48You call me Pookie?
17:49Yes, I do.
17:50Oh, that's a first time.
17:51Thank you.
17:52You're welcome.
17:53All right.
17:54Our next judge is funny,
17:55fashionable,
17:56and has the mouth of a sailor
17:57with a face to match.
17:58I didn't write this, okay?
17:59I'm sorry.
18:00I'm just reading it.
18:01Please say hi
18:02to Bianca Del Rio.
18:04Ah, hello, Murray.
18:06Here, come stand
18:07on my side,
18:08on your good side.
18:09Actually, we all know
18:10my good side is
18:11my face in a pillow.
18:13Ahem.
18:15And finally,
18:16he acts, sings,
18:18and signs my paychecks.
18:20Say hi
18:21to Neil Patrick Harris.
18:23Thanks, Murray.
18:24I love your suit.
18:25It's the best.
18:26Ha ha.
18:28Now it's time
18:29to see what our queens
18:30have in store
18:31for us at the first
18:32tailgate wiener roast.
18:34All right, you crazy kids.
18:36Head backstage.
18:37Come on.
18:38I'll see you in a minute.
18:39Let's go, let's go, let's go.
18:40It's time for the first
18:41dinner party
18:42of the night.
18:43I give you Chelsea Piers
18:45and Selma Nilla in
18:47Take Me Out
18:48to the Broad Game.
18:50♪♪
19:02Oh, my gosh.
19:04This place really came
19:05together, Selma.
19:06Babe, we turned this out.
19:08I can't believe we did it
19:09all by ourselves.
19:10Oh, oh,
19:11they're here.
19:13They're here.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:15Hey, guys.
19:16Let's eat.
19:17Oh, my God.
19:18How are you?
19:19Hi.
19:20I'm great.
19:21Oh, look at this.
19:22Do you guys want
19:23to have a seat?
19:24Yes.
19:25Have a seat.
19:26Make yourselves comfortable.
19:27Hot helpers,
19:28can we get some drinks
19:29for our guests?
19:30This is our
19:31home rum hunt.
19:32Oh.
19:33I've never asked
19:34this question,
19:35but what's in it?
19:36Um,
19:37that's a her question.
19:38You know what?
19:39You know, I wish
19:40I could remember,
19:41but what's in it
19:42is like the Swiss cheese
19:43on the sliders.
19:44Um,
19:45which, by the way,
19:46are our loaded
19:47base sliders.
19:48Because we all love
19:49when the bases
19:50are loaded.
19:51Oh, I love a pun.
19:52Like in baseball.
19:53Exactly.
19:54Yeah.
19:55I got it.
19:56Yeah, baby.
19:57Hey, cheers.
19:58Congratulations.
19:59Cheers.
20:00Cheers, everyone.
20:01So, Chelsea,
20:02please tell me more
20:03about the food.
20:04Yes, please.
20:05Well, you have an array
20:06of finger foods
20:07that you might find
20:08at a stadium,
20:09so we've got
20:10some loaded potato skins
20:11over here.
20:12We've got some corn dogs.
20:13Selma, I'm gonna pitch
20:14to you.
20:15Yeah, baby.
20:16Okay, so right over here,
20:17I got beer cheese
20:18and pretzel bites.
20:19Okay.
20:20Question.
20:21Yes.
20:22Yeah, baby.
20:23Answer.
20:24What are your
20:25backgrounds in sports?
20:26I mean, it's obvious
20:27that you don't like sports,
20:28but you like a party,
20:29and that's what I say.
20:30Just throw a theme.
20:31I mean, that's why
20:32we chose baseball,
20:33because it's like
20:34the gayest sport.
20:35Who's the pitcher
20:36and who's the catcher?
20:37Oh.
20:38Good question.
20:39David and I have been
20:40together for a short
20:41period of time.
20:42And I'm the pitcher.
20:43What?
20:44Yeah, because I'm sure
20:45I caught something.
20:46Yeah.
20:47Why are you so mean?
20:48This punch,
20:49I should rub it
20:50on my crotch.
20:51What's going on over there?
20:52This burger, to me,
20:53is very delicious.
20:54Like, not only is it
20:55a slider,
20:56but it seems like
20:57a classy slider, right?
20:58David taught us
20:59a lot about seasoning
21:00the meat,
21:01which is very important.
21:02You know what's
21:03not seasoned?
21:04Your ass.
21:05That's me.
21:06I cleaned it.
21:07Y'all asked
21:08about our relationships
21:09with sports.
21:10Selma kind of gave you
21:11her background.
21:12I'm going to be honest,
21:13I don't know a thing
21:14about sports,
21:15but one thing
21:16that we both do know
21:17about is musical theater.
21:18Oh!
21:19We love a song and a dance.
21:20Can you imagine?
21:21So, you know,
21:22we're having a tailgate,
21:23and with a little bit
21:24of a Broadway twist,
21:25if you take a look around,
21:26and we thought,
21:27you know what,
21:28maybe we'll put on
21:29a little show.
21:30You never know
21:31who's in the parking lot.
21:32A show now?
21:33I mean, Bianca,
21:34if you insist.
21:35I don't think
21:36that's a good idea.
21:37Can you help us?
21:38Can you lock the door?
21:39Yeah, just lock it.
21:40Get out.
21:41Ready, ready, ready, ready?
21:42I've got to stretch
21:43a little bit.
21:44Up and down,
21:45up and down, up and down.
21:46Kegel, Kegel.
21:47One, two, three, four,
21:48one, two, three, four.
21:49E-M-Y-C-E-E!
21:50You ready?
21:51You guys ready?
21:52Yes!
21:53Hit it!
21:54Selma, I sure hope
21:55they're keeping score
21:56out there.
21:57Me too, Chelsea,
21:58because we're about
21:59to knock it at the mark!
22:00Turn me out
22:02at the tailgate.
22:04Watch a sleigh
22:05for the crowd.
22:08Catch what we're pitching
22:10and read my lips.
22:12A curveball
22:14ain't got nothing
22:15on these foam lips.
22:17So it's kickball
22:18change
22:19for the drag queens.
22:21If you don't tip,
22:23it's a shame.
22:26We're just one,
22:27and you boys
22:28fit a hot dog
22:29between these buns.
22:31Two,
22:32I got some peanuts
22:33and cracker shots
22:34in my bag.
22:36Slam, slam
22:38all stars
22:40on the road
22:43to fame.
22:50Yes!
22:52Oh, my goodness!
22:54So, uh,
22:55what do you guys think?
22:56What do you think?
22:57Thanks, but it's
22:58a hard pass.
22:59Really?
23:00But
23:01this party
23:03was a touchdown.
23:06That's football, right?
23:09Grab your halftime snacks
23:10as the second party
23:11is moments away.
23:14Drag me to dinner.
23:17Thank you.
23:18Hey, hey, hey.
23:19Did you call a car?
23:20We got this.
23:21Oh, God, these cars
23:22are never meant for wigs!
23:24This is...
23:25My wig is doing just fine.
23:26Thank you very much.
23:27Let's go.
23:28Okay.
23:29That was a fun party.
23:31Oh, look out!
23:32Ah!
23:33I think I hit it.
23:34Oh, my God.
23:35You farted.
23:36I'm sorry.
23:37I think it was the seasonings.
23:38We're here.
23:39Okay.
23:42Okay, it's time
23:43for tonight's second dinner party
23:45starring Pixie Aventura
23:47and Mary Cherry.
23:48It's Super Hose Sunday!
24:01Welcome to our
24:02tailgate wiener room!
24:04Come on in!
24:05Hey!
24:06Hey!
24:07Hey!
24:08Hey!
24:09Hey!
24:10Oh, my God, boys,
24:11thank you so much
24:12for all the help.
24:13This looks so good.
24:14This looks so good.
24:15All we need is our guests
24:16because our wieners
24:17are getting cold.
24:19Oh!
24:20Come on in!
24:22Hi!
24:23Hello!
24:24Hello!
24:25Come on down.
24:26Come on down.
24:27Welcome.
24:28Please put your whistles
24:29around your neck.
24:30Can I leave it like this?
24:31Yes, I love it.
24:32Fashion!
24:33All right, welcome, everyone.
24:35I think we should, like,
24:36remember this moment.
24:37I think we should have
24:38a photo op, yeah.
24:39Should we go to
24:40the wiener throne over there?
24:41Yes, come, come, come, y'all.
24:43We have the wiener throne.
24:44Oh.
24:45Everyone that takes a photo,
24:46you have to wear
24:47our hot dog gloves.
24:48Okay, okay.
24:49David, you first.
24:51All right, so we got
24:52the camera over here.
24:53Keep bouncing.
24:54Keep bouncing.
24:55If you could get
24:56a little closer.
24:57Oh, my God!
24:59Yeah!
25:00Come on, now pose.
25:01Now pose.
25:02Pose.
25:03Give me a look.
25:04Yes.
25:05Up.
25:06Up.
25:09I don't want to sit
25:10on the wiener chair
25:11because this is fashion.
25:12You've sat on
25:13a wiener chair before.
25:14Play along!
25:15Don't act like you've never
25:16sat on a wiener chair.
25:17Well, it's been a long time.
25:1820 years.
25:19Get on the wiener.
25:20Actually, you should
25:21give one to Bianca
25:22so she looks a little feminine.
25:23There you go.
25:24Wait, let me cross my legs.
25:26You got to bounce, though.
25:27You got to bounce.
25:28Yeah!
25:29Yeah!
25:30Yeah!
25:31Yeah!
25:32Yeah!
25:35Cheers to new friends
25:36that we'll never see again.
25:37Yes.
25:38Oh.
25:39I know, that's right.
25:40Let the dinner party begin.
25:42That's right.
25:43Sorry, sound department.
25:45All right.
25:46Ladies and gents.
25:47All right.
25:48Here we go.
25:49We got some chicken
25:50and sausage jambalaya.
25:51Yes.
25:52Yes, baby.
25:53Then we got all the fruits,
25:54baby, because we are here.
25:55And my personal favorite,
25:56we got some Colombian hot dogs.
25:58We've got vegan
25:59and as well some regular hot dogs.
26:00Vegan?
26:01There's all types of stuff.
26:02Yeah, we cooked it together.
26:03Yeah, vegan.
26:04I'm thinking about all of them.
26:05Are we ready for the food?
26:06Let's dig in.
26:07Yes.
26:08And can I ask,
26:09and I'm assuming because I don't know much
26:10about sports
26:11because I'm not a lesbian.
26:12Is this about football?
26:15Yes.
26:16Okay.
26:17Around here in the center,
26:19we have a football arena.
26:21Okay?
26:22And the vegetables,
26:23because veggies are important.
26:25Yes.
26:26Too many people eat fried food.
26:27You mean the fruit?
26:28Wait a minute,
26:29there's no vegetables here.
26:30Right.
26:31Which veggies are you talking about?
26:34The corn.
26:35The corn.
26:36Oh, that's a card.
26:37Is this Latina?
26:39No, this is just white people's stuff.
26:41No, this is healthy stuff
26:43that everyone in the world
26:44should be partaking in.
26:46Nice.
26:47And that's the thing.
26:48We wanted it to be family style
26:49because family style
26:50is also all American, right?
26:52Family style is also
26:53a single order for you.
26:54I understand.
26:58Now, don't choke, bitch.
26:59Don't choke.
27:00I'm a porsodon,
27:01so the illusion is there.
27:03The illusion.
27:04The delusion.
27:07Don't make any comments
27:08about the watermelon.
27:09Oh, my God.
27:10That was dumb.
27:11No, not auntie.
27:13Are you calling me auntie?
27:14Oh, okay, calm down.
27:15How old do you think that I am?
27:17You just lost points.
27:18No.
27:19You just lost points.
27:20I am auntie,
27:21but all aunties can be...
27:22You can be 13.
27:23Come on, you can be 13
27:24and be auntie.
27:25I am 13.
27:26All right, before we end everything,
27:27I want to give y'all
27:28a little halftime show.
27:29You down with that?
27:30Yeah!
27:36Ooh, ooh, ooh.
27:37Go on, bitch.
27:38You gave too little
27:41for too long
27:45Now you won't even stay
27:48until the end of the song
27:52End of the song
27:53End of the song
27:54End of the song
27:55End of the song
27:56End of the song
27:57End of the song
27:58Now I'm in the spotlight
28:03I hope you have a good time
28:07You were wearing out my soul
28:09Come on, Tana!
28:10Tana, bitch!
28:11Now it's time to let it go
28:15Hey!
28:16Come on, Mary!
28:17Wow!
28:18Time to let it go
28:21Let it go
28:22Time to let it go
28:27Let it go
28:28Time to let it go
28:31Time to let it go
28:32Yeah!
28:33Hey!
28:34Let it go
28:35Hey!
28:36Time to let it go
28:43This may be the most tragic
28:45performance I've ever loved
28:48in my whole life.
28:49That was good!
28:51Cheers, baby.
28:53Find out which team scored the winning touchdown next.
28:58Drag me to dinner!
29:02Let's get judgy.
29:04That was two incredible and occasionally wild parties.
29:08Our first party was Chelsea and Selma's
29:10Take Me Out to the Broad game.
29:13Neil, what was your, like, overall vibe with that?
29:15We came into their living room
29:17and it was fairly normal.
29:19It felt like a party I would go to at someone's house.
29:22So I was a bit disappointed in just sort of the overall thematics of it.
29:26It felt more that they were doing it because they wanted jobs on Broadway,
29:30which I thought was a funny take on the tailgate vibe.
29:34I think that the performances were okay.
29:36I didn't get a good look at them.
29:38I was basically seeing their backs perform,
29:40but I think they did a lot of back acting, which was great.
29:43I loved their performance.
29:45I've hosted the Tony Awards.
29:47Wow.
29:48Is that something to brag about?
29:50How very dare you, sir.
29:52They did Crispy Onions, and it was loaded on the bass's loaded slider,
29:56is what they were calling it.
29:58And they did a great job.
29:59I thought it was, like, a classy spread.
30:01Remember the cups that they had?
30:02All the beads around the cup, the solo cups.
30:04I loved that.
30:05And you know what's funny?
30:06She hasn't said classy spreads since she saw me naked.
30:09Listen, I know you're going to be shocked by this,
30:11but I'm a gay man.
30:12I expected a little more from the decor.
30:14I thought it could have been a little more fabulous and excited.
30:18They had a table runner that was AstroTurf.
30:20I thought that was fairly clever.
30:22All right.
30:23Let's talk about the second dinner party,
30:25which got pretty out of hand with Pixie and Mary,
30:28the Super Hoe Party.
30:30They were all over the place.
30:32There was beer spitting and ice being thrown
30:35and beer cans being smashed on teats.
30:38I felt like it was what I wanted in this show,
30:41which was chaos.
30:43Okay.
30:44So, Hanifa, at this party, you sat on the wiener throne.
30:47What exactly was enjoyable about the wiener throne?
30:51Well, it was soft, and there were lots of wieners.
30:54It was meaty, you know?
30:56It squeaked.
30:57I didn't even know that it was squeaking
30:58because I was just twerking so hard, you know?
31:00You looked good.
31:01Thank you.
31:02I've been doing some pilates.
31:03We were at that party,
31:04and we could see that Pixie did all the work.
31:07Stop.
31:08Well, she was there.
31:09She was in the moment.
31:10We were guests at her party.
31:12I don't even think Cherry cooked the thing.
31:14The food was very tasty.
31:15Yes, it was.
31:16I thought their food was fantastic.
31:17Yes, it was.
31:18And they did a really good job.
31:19The jambalaya was very delicious.
31:21Covering food all around the world...
31:23Yeah, great idea.
31:24...and doing an international thing,
31:25each one of them I thought was fairly solid.
31:27Bianca, what did you think of the performance?
31:29I thought Pixie sounded amazing.
31:31I thought that was brilliant.
31:32Yeah, for sure.
31:33And I thought, you know, a drag queen who can really sing.
31:36But I enjoyed it thoroughly.
31:38And then the other aspect came in,
31:40which was, of course, this 3-D performance art
31:43that I did not expect.
31:45Listen, it was performance art at its best.
31:49Okay.
31:50If you're comparing the two performances,
31:52the first two girls did a full performance
31:55that they had rehearsed, that they had practiced,
31:57and I think that was better.
31:59Okay, there's one thing
32:00that's, like, super polished and wonderful,
32:03but then there's a whole other genius
32:05to just being creative.
32:06You think there's a clear winner?
32:07I hope so.
32:08I don't know. I have pros and cons.
32:10But I think we might have made a decision.
32:12Oh, my God, we're actually finally about to find out
32:15who won!
32:17Ladies, thank you so much for inviting us
32:19into a random room
32:20and pretending to care about sports for a minute.
32:22We all had a blast.
32:23Unfortunately, while each of you put your best wiener forward,
32:27one team really cut the mustard,
32:29and the other couldn't catch up.
32:30Oh!
32:31I see what you did there.
32:33So dumb.
32:34I didn't write this.
32:35Oh, really?
32:37The queens who threw the best tailgate wiener roast
32:40and who'll be taking home
32:41the glorious, golden, greater trophy are...
32:45♪♪
32:48♪♪
32:50♪♪
32:52♪♪
32:54Pixie Aventura!
32:55Yeah!
32:57Yes!
32:58Applause, please!
32:59Hey! Hey!
33:00Yes, Pixie!
33:02Hey!
33:03Thank you!
33:04Thank you!
33:05Thank you!
33:07Yay!
33:08The queens, wow, that was incredible!
33:10You're taking home the glorious, golden, greater!
33:13Yes!
33:15It's mine!
33:16Do you have any words you'd like to share
33:18to people all over the world?
33:19Hi, Mom!
33:20I'm going to Disney World!
33:22All right!
33:23Well, ladies, congratulations,
33:24and thank you so much for joining us.
33:26The paparazzi is waiting for you outside.
33:28Enjoy your moment.
33:29It will be brief.
33:31Let's go, let's go!
33:32Congratulations!
33:33Bye-bye!
33:36Ah, ladies, ladies.
33:38You know what? You didn't win,
33:39but I honestly thought you two were fantastic,
33:42and I believe in both of you.
33:43Thank you so much, Marie.
33:44Thank you, darling.
33:45Appreciate it.
33:46Sorry we struck out.
33:47Yeah.
33:48We done goofed out there.
33:49Yeah.