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00:23Yeah, you got to get better at this better at what
00:25I
00:31Love it you guys. What are you doing? The show is about start
00:37I'm ready. I do this every night
00:55Hail to the gods goddesses and God exits. I'm your host Murray Hill. I'm much taller online
01:11Tonight two teams of your favorite drag queens will go head-to-head to throw
01:15Dragtastic theme parties for our judges. He's an amateur magician who was once the president of a magic castle. It's Neil Patrick Harris
01:24Often confused for a raccoon puppet Bianca del Rio
01:28She's more than just a pretty face. She has pretty hands and pretty feet too. She's gorgeous
01:34Hanifah what the judges will be focusing on design and decor food and drink and
01:40Entertainment and overall vibe to decide which team is greater
01:45So, let's meet tonight's teams hi, I'm detox and this is my grandmother
01:59Hey y'all, you already know who I am stop playing the queen of the party
02:04I'm the one that usually cleans up the mess. I mean
02:09You have been best friends for 22 years
02:15Our drag complements each other just like a fine wine and cheese she's a cheesy one
02:26Early early 2000s detox and I did hallucinogenics at the Hollywood forever cemetery. You've been inseparable ever since
02:35We're competing against Raja and detox they suck at parties
02:40I'm not unafraid to end a friendship for this competition. We love winning. Well, I've never
02:51Come on
02:55Come on out
03:05I'm absolutely stunning. I love the energy. How are you kids?
03:11blessed tired beautiful dead and black
03:18Ladies it's great to see you again. Good to see you. Hey round of applause for the three of us for still being alive
03:27Morgan what are you here to do tonight?
03:29Get drunk
03:31Watch mayhem cook Raja detox. What do you think a competition? Look we've been friends for years
03:37But we're not friends today
03:40We're no longer friends because there's a competition happening. You're just mad because I'm hooked up with a girl who knows how to season food. I
03:47Did season your meat?
03:51Wait a minute, this isn't the Bachelorette
03:53All
03:56Right, please what would a dinner party be without a fun theme and here to reveal tonight's please welcome
04:03expert and the life of the party David Burka
04:17Tonight we are gonna be a freak in the sheets
04:20Wait, sorry, I meant Greek in the sheets. Oh, that is right tonight's theme. We are throwing
04:28Toga party
04:31Queen of the party
04:32Toga party our judges will be paying attention to food and drink design and decor and entertainment and overall vibe
04:39We got we got I'm excited to see you guys get greeky with it
04:44So elevated versions of keg stands lamb meatballs spanakopita and
04:50Feta everywhere the more fat of the better
04:53You're not funny and you both get a handy helper to help you
05:01Queens this is your moment to impress our panel of judges
05:06You can go home with fantastic prizes like these a baby bottle full of babies a nut sack
05:13Cut tape a fran dresser a bathtub of butter. Oh de Harry Styles
05:2055 gallons of lube a high-five from Bianca del Rio herself all the crackers you can carry
05:26And the grandest prize of them all the glorious
05:30Golden greater because one team is great, but the other is greater
05:37All right ready to get this party started
05:40Yeah, start the clock and release the Queen's
05:47Or like that
05:49To finish the challenge
05:51Wash your hands. Okay. Well, I can't begin a meal
05:56until
05:58Is there booze? Yeah, you get the cup. I'll drink out of the bottle
06:02This reminds me of being at my doctor's office here. Okay here. So tonight's theme is Toga parties
06:08One thing I think about is college
06:10Obviously, we should get some bodies like naked guys
06:13It's a very common theme college parties, but also you could have a very classy Toga party. I'm thinking
06:20Caligula, I see columns Corinthian
06:23Drapery, I'm seeing decadence. I think this is Bacchanal. I don't know how to spell that Bach and anal
06:31Yes, I have been to many
06:34College parties and at those parties I eat pizza pizza
06:40Pizza does a party hummus. Are you gonna make pita chips?
06:45Yeah, okay, and you handle lots of meat at the yard. It's long
06:49sticks of meat big chunky pieces of like
06:52Fat meat. There's a lot of really great yummy Greek food to be had like a Greek salad
06:58You can have a Greek salad. Yeah, what I said, you know Greek yogurt Greek yogurt. That's all I know
07:03I think we should do like some sort of yogurty thing to just have like a dip good potatoes
07:08hot toes
07:11Paprika butter on bread. It's the Mediterranean. So I'm assuming it's a seafood moment. What if we do salt-crusted?
07:20Branzino
07:22Okay, what the hell's up? It's a fish. Okay freshly filleted for them. I love that
07:29Yeah, what I'm hearing is their meal sounds quite elevated they've got this baked fish
07:34I heard crispy potatoes a warm brioche with a paprika butter. What is brioche?
07:41I'm sorry, you know brioche is a French bread
07:44But it's made with like triple the amount of butter that other breads are usually made up now you're talking my language
07:50It's made with a lot of butter. I want to try a brioche cheese
07:54Cheese broach broach a brioche. Oh, it's right. Oh, why is our butt out?
08:01Okay, what are they making? What happened to the butcher? We're serving rump roast tonight
08:05Greek history talks about like if you drank the ambrosia like you were immortal. Oh, so I've been drinking that right?
08:11So let's do like a Bellini or or like a Greek teeny a Greek teeny
08:15We'll do something non-alcoholic like a big punch or like a something. We're all the like the commoners
08:23Love wine wine is my friend. Let's kind of keep a wine thing going. Maybe a sangria. I
08:31Think that's Spanish, but it's still Mediterranean, right?
08:35Mm-hmm. Can somebody fly in some our wine we could fit a really big party in here. We got some legendary Queens here
08:42What are you doing? I just want to test it out. Morgan is a punk rock girl. I could tell she's got that real like edgy
08:50like anti-establishment energy
08:54I'm very light. I'm awake and mayhem is known for her dramatic eyes
09:05We've got gold vines that will drape a table mixed metals Raja and
09:10Detox, they've been friends for 22
09:13Years could turn into an orgy they met at a party I guess and it was love at first sight
09:18I think we need some help
09:24Oh
09:30My goodness
09:31Just make sure everything is steamed though, because I don't need anything with creases on the table
09:36Those girls are creased enough. Look what I found for you. Oh my god. I got me some head too
09:43Bianca look at that. Hmm. It's a bird-of-paradise. I've been working on my folds
09:52Watch this. Hmm. Yeah
10:13Kind of like mine better
10:22Times running out you must finish your food and drinks at the corn to your rooms and prepare to entertain the judges
10:28So channel your inner hosting goddess and get moving
10:33honestly, I'm not too concerned about serving the fish because
10:37Detox literally your butt was that close to people's food. I was seasoning. I'm looking at stuff to make the peach bellini nectar
10:47Ambrosia, which one's a peach the one that look like this?
10:51Now I'm gonna smash some potatoes. We're gonna put a bunch of sea salt on this bitch
10:57It's hard to cut with nails on it's hard to cut drunk
11:01What are you doing that is not how that goes
11:06That's not supposed to happen
11:10They do say just add water, but that's not water it used to be
11:15Oh my god, it's just like absolutely
11:18Usually black tie events have some kind of cork in them. I don't know. I don't think it's a cork
11:24I don't think it's a cork. I don't think it's a cork. I don't think it's a cork
11:27Usually black tie events have some kind of correlation with
11:32Fundraising, of course, right? So I think we should tie this into some kind of fundraising opportunity before a cause. I think I believe in
11:40Us what if our fundraiser is to send us to Greece on vacation? I'm completely down for this
11:47I need money raised. I want to go to Mykonos. I've never been to Greece
11:51Let's go
11:5330 minutes 30 minutes
11:56This is too many numbers. These are really good pans
12:00I'm just gonna take one of these homes and we can still there's a little bit of them using
12:08There is something horrible coming this way where there's a rat in our kitchen, there is a rat in our kitchen
12:14There's a straight-up rat in our rats. That's who is this
12:17But ma'am, what are you doing? We need that
12:21We need
12:23No, you don't all you do is take
12:27I'll start on the pizza. You're doing all the food. I'm just helping
12:34That's a loaded pizza
12:39Is a paprika butter, okay, you know who doesn't like paprika
12:44You need bitch down
12:55Did you really just put paprika in my drink no
13:03Just turn it up they won't be able to tell
13:08We need to whip the goat cheese for the potatoes put the whole thing in there and then we just process it
13:13What happened to you?
13:18We want to let the trauma out that's why we're processing it right we're going through this journey together and we've got you
13:30Bring it in
13:34Get off my toes. Okay, Queens. I'm gonna ask you a trivia question
13:43The first team to shout out the answer will get an extra hand from our resident expert
13:50David Berka, and the other team will get some tips from sous chef. All right, here we go
13:57What toga clad movie musical is based on the Broadway musical by Stephen Sondheim?
14:04What?
14:06Ten things I hate about you
14:13If my mother knew I was doing this for a living she'd kill me
14:22What movie did the star wear a toga in a film from the 70s Clash of the Titans
14:29Farmhouse whatever not you're not where you're from
14:39It's time to get a special tip from David
14:43Okay, what do you need help with what's going on, please tell me how I
14:50This looks good you come
14:53What are you gonna do with this we're talking do we process the trauma
15:00Why are you playing it? Well, did you already did you already know we've been processing it you already processed it. Yeah
15:06We're processing his trauma. I'm fine
15:09What else you gonna put in like some olive oil olive oil, yes, maybe some lemon and but let's put a little bit
15:17You don't need me you guys are really on it. I need your bronzer is what I need
15:27Never fear sous chef is here. Hello ladies
15:31Oh, it's sous chef. You are big girl. How can I help you?
15:37I don't know, but I would be very careful about calling me big
15:41You guys are using pomegranates here. Yes
15:45Oh
15:59My god
16:01Oh
16:13What if we won this what do you mean what if they're serving fish bitch nobody wants to eat fish at a party
16:18Where's my wine? Oh
16:21What happened? She saw a reflection in the pan
16:25I
16:30Told you
16:36You must be inside your dining room when the curtains are closed and they are closing in 30 seconds
16:47Get the plates Roger I'm quitting this bitch you're on your you can't quit we gotta win
16:53Get the fish bitch getting the fish I'm getting the fish. Did you take the pizza out?
17:01I think the potatoes are burnt. No
17:05We're serving me
17:11I'm exhausted from all the work you're doing
17:14Take your clothes off
17:18Leave her just leave her. Oh my god. I am so wet. She what is this show? Oh
17:27My god, that was pure chaos. I hope these screens are ready because there's only one thing left to do. Let's party
17:44This is drag me to dinner the show that makes you question everything you knew about cooking shows
17:50Or just question everything like when I take this job
17:53Before we go any further. Let's meet our judges. This first judger spreads quicker than kovat. It's Bianca del Rio
18:04I'm here to tell you that I've got your test results. Yeah, don't worry. You're not the father
18:10Just gonorrhea our next judger is magic and he loves it to Neil Patrick Harris
18:16Thanks so much. Murray. I sure am excited toga to these parties
18:21Right. Oh
18:23Toga. Yeah. Yeah parties
18:26Our final judge is so deep in her craft that she insisted on immersing herself into tonight's theme
18:32She's solid as a rock. It's Hanifa wood
18:36Are you grown-ups already drunk judges go meet David backstage, I'll see you in a minute get out of here
18:44These ladies have crashed some dishes burnt some buns and set off a couple of smoke alarms and now it's time for our first
18:51Party of the evening, please. Welcome Raja and detox in black tie toga a fundraiser
19:05Oh
19:18Welcome thanks for coming
19:21I
19:42Think you all should have a cocktail
19:45Oh
19:47Please fill yourself up. Please do help yourself to the sangria
19:52This is a black tie function and we're here to raise money and you are the key holders to unlocking some really important women's futures
19:59Oh, so can you tell me a little bit about your foundation? Yeah, I'm wearing Dior ultra light glow
20:06Foundation
20:08Well, our cause is really to help women who want to enjoy life and that needs some financial assistance
20:15I am so proud of the two of you to help these desperate horrible women that need our help
20:25May they all turn to stove allow me to start you with some appetizers. Oh, yeah, but I'm Tara
20:31muscle, ah
20:34Tara
20:37Yeah, we started drag together
20:39Back in ancient Greece. Yes ancient Greece. That's when we started these must be dipped in flatbread
20:45Oh, you ever had those? No, I have not
20:49excited to eat yours
20:52Hanifa what what do you have to say about all this? Yeah, this is all great, but I'm just waiting for the meat
20:58She's stoned
20:59So the fish dish is it's a salt-encrusted Branzino and you break apart the salt and underneath is a beautifully cooked
21:07Branzino
21:11May I interest you and our guests in a game? Yes
21:22Hope it doesn't get knocked over. Oh, here goes
21:25Drink if you're wearing black. Well, look at me. I'm wearing black
21:33Kneel your turn. Oh
21:35You guys don't even know talking a funny accent for the rest of the game. All right governor if I must
21:48Going to be the man that calls the shots in this party you should be an actor
21:55I can't wait for it to end. No, you need more chickpeas. I feel like we're running long
22:06Spell the name of the person to your left backwards make a mistake and drink to
22:12toast shot on detox and Bianca
22:14Hutch go across quick make it look good
22:17X
22:20Oh
22:23I
22:31Love drinking tea. That's a great cutaway till you wipe on your brow saying I love drinking me on pea
22:37Oh
22:47Please but David, where's that brioche you were talking about the brioche with the paprika? No, no, just just yet just without
22:54It's paprika
23:03Just pull it just pull it pull shows double on Tigers
23:07Oh
23:14Murray must not care about impoverished women. Oh, listen after filling ourselves up with fish. I thought a sweet treat for all of us
23:24Of giving to impoverished women, I wish that these impoverished women were here we can I funny you should mention
23:30We're just here to go to meet you know
23:33We made you a Mediterranean meal from the bottoms of our heart
23:37And now we wanted you to reach down into the bottoms of your wallets because you're our richest friend your daughter. Thank you
23:44All right, fine, come on. Oh
23:48All right
23:49Babe, that's a lot
23:51You can afford it
23:53I'm gonna say this girls knowing personally that you both are losers. I would like to contribute Bianca. Thank you so much
24:00You are so welcome
24:01So welcome
24:04Enjoy yourself. Thank you. It's been one
24:07Let's go, please. Help yourself to more drinks. We're gonna we're ahead
24:16Ready are you in on this too? No radios coming with us?
24:21Well now what
24:24More fish
24:27Blackout
24:30Keep that toga tight as our next party's coming right up
24:34Bye
24:40Thanks, they're already in Mykonos
24:43Hail judges hail judges hail judges
24:48hail judges
24:50hail judges
24:51hail judges
24:53hail judges
24:55Hail judges. It's time for tonight's second dinner party starring Morgan McMichaels and Mayhem Miller in
25:02Oh my goddess, let's party
25:24My friend hey, sorry, I'm late. Where are the chairs? What do you mean?
25:28Where are the chairs weren't you supposed to set up for the party?
25:31We don't sit down at the get-down at the Mayhem Miller party. We don't sit. No, we don't
25:44You look beautiful
25:46Who's that? This is Hanifa. She's the other judger. She doesn't have Kovac good
25:52No, Kovac here. I'm just made of stone
25:55Well, welcome you guys to our our freak party freak party, yeah, cuz we get down freaky like the geeky I
26:04Love the sound of the water. This is so nice not water. That's vodka. Wow
26:09Can we get a drink?
26:11Absolutely. Morgan made all of our cocktails. Yeah, so these are peach bellinis
26:17Yeah, little ambrosia, you know drink it you'll live forever
26:21Yeah, and then we have of course our mocktail which is a
26:24Pomegranate apple cider sangria thing. Don't eat the fruit
26:28Don't eat it. It's just there for decoration. So wait, this is essentially I'm guessing like the very first frat party. Yes, you are
26:38On a Greek frat party now you tell us oh this party is gonna rock get it. Well, this is Mount Olympus Oh
26:48And we're goddesses
26:51I'm the goddess of party. Oh
26:55Yeah, what are you the goddess of?
26:57laziness
26:59And beauty
27:03Don't do that to me. So we're shattering my confidence
27:11It's a Greek God the God of meat kebab
27:14Wow
27:16See how meaty those are tislam
27:19Tislam, I slaughtered it myself. You slaughtered it yourself, but did you drop it on the floor? I did Wow
27:26You know what? Let me ask an AFA what she thinks an AFA NEPA
27:30Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food
27:35Hippocrates it
27:38Guess what what it's Chalice Pong time
27:45Tell us what we do
27:46All right
27:46You get ping-pong balls each person takes a turn trying to make one into the cup
27:51Yes, you make one in the cup one of us has to drink it
27:54But do we really need to throw balls cuz I'll drink all these we know okay. It's not the blood of children though
28:14There was a little God pee in there, I got it. All right, here we go
28:21It's on you Harris it's on you
28:44Oh
29:11This game is stupid
29:14I
29:20Party's not over
29:23Okay, maybe the parties over
29:29Find out who are tonight's supreme goddesses next
29:32You
29:41Those were some parties tonight hunting I hardly remember my night
29:45Alright Raja and detox through a black tie toga party. Did you have a good time?
29:52I thought it was very classy. Yeah, I love that. It was a
29:56Fundraiser I thought the food was amazing. And then at the end I felt a little
30:02Hoodwinked it went from being super great
30:04I love this party to like bad taste in my mouth kind of like watching a Bianca del Rio show
30:09Do you think that maybe it was Raja and detox that needed to help look at them?
30:14They look like they need help. We all have eyes. Sorry. Sorry. Just trying to get my point across. Okay
30:19We saw what it was. Have you ever bought a hooker? It's the same thing. You'll regret it the next day
30:25It all seemed glorious where we're different
30:28All right, David. How was the food their meal was?
30:32Delicious, they started out with some crispy potatoes with some crumb fresh and caviar
30:37They had marinated chickpeas and they had a salt-crusted
30:41Bronzino, which was really really delicious. It was one of the best things I've eaten on the show. Wait, you ate me
30:48Jason point
30:51All right, I think there was a stack of wood on the table, how'd you fare out with that game I had to do a
30:57funny accent and
30:59Breaking the fourth wall. I did the accent of the director of our show
31:04His name is stoddy. We called stoddy and and he'd sort of talks like that
31:09I did kind of a gross exaggeration, but he's ruthless. He's tough on the crew
31:13He's certainly berates the cast and it seemed like a incredibly appropriate time to I don't know
31:20Roast him. I'm gonna say this your pure performance was not that good because I could actually understand you
31:31So Hanifa, how was your time at Raja and detoxes party if I could have tasted the food I'm sure I would have thought
31:38delicious
31:39FYI, the reason why I couldn't smell or taste the food. It's because I made a stone this episode
31:44So what the dessert hit or miss well their team had no dessert it was a miss there was no sweet
31:52Baguettes
31:55Brioche no, you don't pronounce the E is just Brioche. I'm sorry. I'm not gay
32:01Camera guy like that joke one laugh over there. Thank you, buddy straight guys. Whoa
32:06All
32:08Right, our second party was mayhem and Morgan's Greek sorority party Neil
32:14Did you enjoy yourself? It looks like you did. Let me tell you that party
32:18I don't even remember the last half of it. I feel like I might have been over served
32:24David how was the food for going through a college theme party when there were like dips and
32:30Little bits here and there. I think they did a pretty good job. They had a lamb kebab, which was okay
32:35It wasn't really seasoned all that. Well, but I think they did a pretty good job with the food
32:40Bianca did you ever go to a toga party when you were in school? I think it's sweet. You think I went to school
32:46But I tell you I don't remember much but I lost my lunch. I lost my mind and I lost my shoes
32:54Where did those go?
32:57Hey, never mind
32:59Honey, but what did you think of it? Wise men speak because they have something to say
33:05fools because they have to say something
33:09Play don't say that. All right. Well, they say the best parties are the ones you don't remember. That's true
33:15Yeah, so do you think you have a decision? This is a tough one
33:19Do we go for the one that we remembered but were bamboozled by or do we go for the one that we don't remember?
33:25but apparently loved
33:32What a night to remember or in my case to forget
33:36Thank You Queens for throwing fake dinner parties in fake homes and giving the judges fake food poisoning and now for the big
33:44moment
33:47The winner of the glorious golden grader is
33:55Oh
34:14You're leaving with the coveted glorious golden greater
34:22Oh my god, we can finally do each other's feet
34:25Oh
34:35Ladies I thought you did wonderful tonight. The party was a lot of fun. Is your friendship gonna last through this loss?
34:41Oh, yeah, we're gonna go. I'm up right now. Oh, yeah, we're catching their ass. Oh, yeah. She's got my friend
34:46I'm a bitch is that so I'm like it's all right. It's on site. It's on site
34:51There's not much I can say to make this hurt any less
34:54But your handy helper can comfort you with a brand new set of sheets
35:00That's right. And the couch hanging by a thread just like my career now go make your bed and lay in it
35:08Yeah, I won't Murray
35:12These are nice sheets
35:15Thank you so much for joining us here on drag me to dinner
35:18Where the judges go in hungry and the drag queens leave three sheets to the wind
35:23I've been your host Murray Hill, and I love being short
35:36You still here good night