DRAG ME TO DINNER S01E08 (2023)
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00:00I believe in Bloody Mary I believe in Bloody Mary I believe in Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
00:22Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary!
00:32Come on, pals. I can only make one at a time.
00:34Virgin, for me.
00:38Come join our parties, the living room sides
00:43Where two teams of drag queens compete for the prize
00:49Who will be the winner?
00:52Drag me to dinner!
00:58Welcome kings, queens, and in-betweens.
01:00I'm your host, Murray Hill, the only guy in show business who doesn't fit into his own custom suits.
01:06Tonight, two teams of your favorite drag queens will go head-to-head
01:10to throw dragtastic theme parties for our judges.
01:13The judges will be focusing on design and decor,
01:16food and drink, and entertainment and overall vibes
01:20to decide which team is greater.
01:23So let's meet tonight's teams.
01:26My name is Kim Chi. I'm a Korean drag sensation, but born and raised in Michigan.
01:31My name is Naomi Smalls. I am known for my legs.
01:35I am also known for being that bitch.
01:40I'm hiding in closet the crumb chips.
01:43Delicate testament from the south.
01:45Hi, I'm Jada Essence Hall, the essence of beauty.
01:49Who said beauty?
01:50Me, bitch.
01:51Okay.
01:53Kim Chi has the best heart and a huge, huge brain,
01:57which explains a huge, huge, huge brain.
02:03It's very much big sister, little sister energy and vibes.
02:06Clearly she's the big sister because she's old as Methuselah.
02:08She says sister, I say bully.
02:11I can't bully you.
02:12Why not?
02:13Look at your shoulders.
02:16I know we're going to win this because we are so determined
02:20to kick Heidi and Jada's ass.
02:23Naomi gave me a wig once,
02:25and now I'm going to give her an ass whooping in this competition.
02:28So there's that.
02:30Ladies, come on out.
02:35Queens, come on out.
02:43Oh, wow.
02:45Ladies, you look absolutely gorgeous.
02:48Looks like we're going to prom tonight.
02:50I know, right?
02:51Y'all look great to lose in today.
02:53Great losing looks.
02:54Old, old, old people of this industry.
02:58Thank y'all so much for being here.
02:59This is what I call coming in hot.
03:01All right, Heidi, you are known for your iconic gap whistle.
03:04Can you give us a little preview?
03:06You want a little taste?
03:07A little taste sample.
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:13Oh, that was wonderful.
03:15Kimchi, what unique skill set do you have in the kitchen?
03:18Well, I have a unique tongue that's tasted for gourmet cuisine
03:21from all around the world.
03:23The other bit just can't even spell a moose bush.
03:27It is exciting in here already.
03:30I can't wait to see what happens later.
03:33Everyone knows that no dinner party would be complete without a theme.
03:37And here to talk about tonight,
03:39our expert in the life of the party, David Berka.
03:46David, David.
03:47Murray.
03:48Wake up, buddy.
03:49Murray, ladies.
03:50Hello.
03:51Hello.
03:52Well, I hope you're ready for an all-nighter
03:53because this week's theme...
03:58...is slumber party.
04:00See what I did there?
04:01Slumber.
04:02Okay, okay.
04:03Keep in mind that the judges will be looking for food and drink,
04:06food decor, and entertainment and overall vibe.
04:09Wow.
04:10So let's see how you can take this sleepy theme
04:12and turn it on its head with,
04:14what's your favorite version of a midnight snack?
04:16What are your favorite comfort food confections?
04:20What's the gnarliest nightcap?
04:22Just dream it up and make it happen.
04:25And if you feel like you want to throw in the kitchen towel,
04:27do not worry.
04:28You'll both have a handy helper to assist you.
04:30So grab your sleeping bags and let's have a pajama jammy jam.
04:34Yes!
04:35Queens, it's time to grab your Ouija boards,
04:37make culinary magic,
04:38and impress our judges.
04:40Because if you do,
04:41you take home amazing prizes like these.
04:45A baby bottle full of babies.
04:47A nut sack.
04:48Tuck tape.
04:49A Cher cootery board.
04:51A bathtub of butter.
04:53Oh, Dehairy Styles.
04:5555 gallons of lube.
04:56A high five from Bianca Del Rio herself.
04:59All the crackers you can carry.
05:01And the grandest prize of them all,
05:04the glorious Golden Grater.
05:07Because one team is great,
05:09but the other is greater.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:13All right, ladies,
05:14are you ready to get this party started?
05:16Oh, yeah!
05:17Start the clock and release the queens!
05:20Let's go!
05:21What you doing? What you doing?
05:22You have 90 minutes to complete this challenge.
05:24I don't want no problems.
05:25What's your name?
05:26Oh, what you mean by that?
05:27You want to fight?
05:28Girl, you don't know. I got hands.
05:31Stunning queens.
05:33Iconic. Now, look.
05:34The Salty Girls.
05:35Did you ever have sleepovers when you were growing up?
05:37Actually, I came out to my two high school best friends
05:40at a sleepover.
05:41Really?
05:42The theme today is slumber parties.
05:44Ooh, I love slumber parties.
05:46Have you been to a slumber party?
05:47Oh, yeah.
05:48I said, this is my idea.
05:49We are two of the biggest drag queens in the business,
05:52like, physically.
05:53What if we created a world where everything was big,
05:58so next to it, we look smaller?
06:00Naomi and Kim, they literally have said
06:02they can't live without each other.
06:04Best friends.
06:05They're best friends.
06:06Okay.
06:07Then let's do it.
06:08Kim, she has a makeup line.
06:10I almost want to wear makeup so I can use her products.
06:13And Naomi's featured in one of the palettes.
06:15Is that right?
06:16Let's make our own little wonderland.
06:18All right.
06:19When we were young,
06:20and we didn't really have, like, any kind of coin,
06:22and we really didn't know much about camping,
06:23our father used to put the tent outside,
06:25and we would actually, like, sleep outside.
06:27Heidi and Jada are super, super close as well.
06:31They have their own podcast together.
06:33We should take that experience of camping at home
06:36and put it in the house.
06:37So you want to camp.
06:38Camp inside the house as a party.
06:40Great podcast.
06:41Very, very, very popular.
06:43I'm brainstorming over here.
06:45Show the people at home the notes.
06:48Stylish.
06:49Who is that?
06:50It's you.
06:51They're literally twins, though.
06:52You think?
06:53I think I did an amazing job.
06:55Are we feeling like a garden party?
06:57I'm thinking, like, Alice in Wonderland,
07:00a mad tea party.
07:01Okay.
07:02So I'm thinking, like, a lot of teacups,
07:04just messy, like, sprawled everywhere.
07:07Are you going to be a Mad Hatter?
07:09I'm going to be a caterpillar.
07:10Oh!
07:11You should be the Cheshire Cat.
07:12I'm a little mysterious, and I disappear.
07:14I got a camping chair.
07:15Yeah, we got, we have to have some...
07:16Look, it's glam, girl.
07:17It's glam.
07:18It's glittered out.
07:19We cannot have a camping moment without wildlife.
07:23We have to have wildlife.
07:24Where the hell do you get titty twirls?
07:25Hey, squirrel!
07:26Where do you get titty twirls?
07:27I got swirls, honey.
07:30They remind me of you and me.
07:31Oh, you know I got some of your lipstick on.
07:32They love nuts, Mama.
07:33They love nuts.
07:34They love nuts.
07:35What should we cook?
07:36I think we need to put our guests in a trance.
07:38What if we gave them magical mushrooms?
07:40Now we're talking.
07:41Make them feel like they're in, like, another world.
07:43Okay.
07:44Just to match the decor,
07:45the food has to be oversized, too.
07:47We have to step to the level
07:48of, like, what Slumber Party represents.
07:50Okay.
07:51So, like, pizzas, chicken wings,
07:53brownie.
07:54Brownie.
07:55Okay.
07:56I will be in charge of the cocktail.
07:57Let's put a little, like, white Russian together.
08:00Let's call it the white rabbit.
08:01White rabbit.
08:02That sounds better than white Russian.
08:04Heidi, what camping foods?
08:06We have to do s'mores.
08:07It's, like, a must.
08:08We cannot do it without s'mores.
08:09But wait, wait, wait.
08:10We want to elevate camping.
08:11S'mores.
08:12Crate?
08:13Yes.
08:14Ooh, what if we did a lobster mac and cheese?
08:16Not as fancy, because I do love lobster.
08:18Pork and beans.
08:19Oh, yeah, pork and beans.
08:20We have to have something to drink.
08:21Something hot around the fire.
08:22Hot chocolate.
08:23Something warm, hot chocolate.
08:24If we gonna give honor to my daddy,
08:26he loves whiskey,
08:27and we should make, like, a whiskey hot chocolate.
08:29We do whiskey, also, when we do shots.
08:30We always do shots of whiskey.
08:31We do a whiskey shot.
08:32Okay.
08:33Let's do it.
08:34Let me tell you the scariest story
08:35about this man that was playing in my face for weeks.
08:36Oh, he played with you.
08:37Girl.
08:38Girl, what happened?
08:39Ooh!
08:40The Handies for Helpers, K-Rock!
08:42Oh!
08:43You look strong.
08:44I got you.
08:45I feel like you can help us with some stuff,
08:46like maybe carrying some big logs.
08:48Could you pitch a tent for us?
08:51Maria, I think we're gonna need
08:52some, like, high, hard-to-reach places.
08:54Okay.
08:55Can you lift her up?
08:56Ugh!
08:58I'm thinking some, like, grass around here.
09:01Maybe a chandelier.
09:03Like, something really heavy, you know?
09:05Yeah, something, like, dramatic.
09:07Arcade.
09:08Ah!
09:09You can put her down now.
09:10I think you're getting a little jealous.
09:12It's my turn.
09:17Hey, guys, I just had an idea.
09:19Since this is the Slumber Party episode,
09:21what if throughout the show,
09:22one of us does something completely out of character
09:24and then wakes up and realizes it was just a dream?
09:28Are you serious?
09:29Come on, you bitches!
09:31Give me an absolute fu...
09:32Ugh!
09:33Hey, you guys, I just thought of something.
09:35Since this is the Slumber Party episode,
09:37what if throughout the show,
09:38one of us does something out of character
09:40and then wakes up and realizes it was just a dream?
09:43Mm, no.
09:44I don't think it's gonna work.
09:45Yeah, I don't get it.
09:46Are you serious?
09:48Come on, you bitches!
09:50What is the matter with you?
09:53Hey, I just had an idea.
09:55Since this is the Slumber Party episode,
09:57what if throughout the show,
09:58sometime, someone...
10:00Wait a minute.
10:01How many times are we gonna do this?
10:03You'll find out soon.
10:08It's a cameraman.
10:09There's camera people filming this whole...
10:13Hi, Daddy.
10:14Queens, you have 60 minutes left.
10:17How the hell all them 30 minutes...
10:19I think I'm gonna take a nap, bro.
10:21Before time is up,
10:22you need to plate your food and drinks,
10:24decorate for your parties,
10:25and prepare to entertain the judges.
10:27Now is not the time to pop a melatonin, ladies,
10:30so hurry!
10:31Try not to touch the chicken with your bare fingers
10:34if you don't wanna get salmonella.
10:35Are you putting oil on these legs?
10:36We're putting butter on these legs.
10:38Are you putting butter? Okay.
10:39And you don't mind if I use this, right?
10:41Extra virgin?
10:42No.
10:43For an extra virgin?
10:44Yeah.
10:49Just gonna luxuriate.
10:51Remember that little bit
10:52when you're supposed to make a cocktail?
10:54Oh.
10:55I mean, I would love a cocktail right now.
10:57How do you make hot chocolate?
10:59Heidi, we gonna figure it out right here.
11:01Mike, is this a fourth cup?
11:02Yeah, that's a fourth, girl.
11:03That's a lot of cocoa powder.
11:05You don't think so?
11:06Yes.
11:07Can you steal the marshmallows?
11:08The marshmallows seem kind of vital.
11:09You're actually, uh...
11:10You're doing the whole camp thing.
11:11Look, Heidi, we...
11:12Measure it, measure it.
11:13A fourth cup.
11:14No.
11:15What y'all doing?
11:16Oh!
11:21These girls over here trying to sabotage us.
11:23You...
11:24How dare you sabotage?
11:27Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am.
11:28This is a private area.
11:29Ma'am, ma'am.
11:30She was too daring.
11:31Truths.
11:32Oh.
11:33Truth, I'm taking my marshmallows.
11:35Oh, you stepped on my ...
11:38Yeah, yeah, bitch.
11:39You staying for this one.
11:40The girls are trying to get me.
11:41Truth?
11:42Truth.
11:44What did you think when you put this outfit on tonight?
11:46That I look good. What you mean?
11:48Oh, you know what I mean.
11:52Ladies, ten minutes left!
11:54Why?
11:56We have to make this cute.
11:58We're gonna do the pork belly for the pork and beans.
12:00Girl, look at that.
12:02What a beautiful slice of meat.
12:04I've been told that before.
12:08You're gonna use milk for your white rabbit recipe, aren't you?
12:10Oh, my God.
12:12Kim, my hair.
12:14Kim!
12:16My hair is stuck in the fridge.
12:18Figure it out.
12:20Okay, queens.
12:22I'm gonna ask you a trivia question.
12:28The first team to shout out the correct answer
12:30will get an extra hand from our resident expert,
12:32David Berka.
12:34And the other team will be visited by
12:36sous-chef David's aunt.
12:38All right, ladies.
12:40Are you ready for the question?
12:42What's the longest time
12:44a human has gone
12:46without sleeping?
12:48Ten days!
12:50Close!
12:52Eleven days!
12:54We have a winner!
12:56It's time to get a special tip from David.
12:58We don't have much time,
13:00so let's go. You're working on your crepes.
13:02Crepes are super easy
13:04if you just put it in a blender.
13:06What do you have in your crepe mix already?
13:08Water, eggs, and flour, so it's all ready to go.
13:12Okay.
13:14It's done.
13:16Pour your crepe batter in
13:18and let it just set for a little bit.
13:20And you're just gonna pull it from the sides.
13:22It's great. It's great.
13:24It's starting to do what it's supposed to.
13:26Here's your first crepe.
13:28I'm gonna pour another crepe in here for you,
13:30and you're gonna do the next one, all right?
13:32It's just like a big pancake.
13:34No?
13:36All right, good luck, ladies.
13:38Uh-oh.
13:40It's sous-chef.
13:42Excuse me, ma'am. Ma'am?
13:44You still look sleepy.
13:46Ugh.
13:48Stop.
13:50I'm sleepwalking!
13:52Do you want a bath?
13:54It's raining! It's raining!
13:56Everybody, get out of here!
13:58What's happening?
14:00Oh, radio, my savior radio!
14:02Take me to bed and leave me forever.
14:08If we lose, it's all on Sue.
14:10Queens, five minutes to go!
14:16Oh, my God. Hold on a second.
14:20Give me some of that on this ham.
14:22I got you. I got you.
14:24Girl, you know what they say.
14:26If it don't look good, put some stones on it.
14:28All right.
14:30Ow.
14:32Girl, I'm not...
14:34That ain't cooked.
14:36Ooh!
14:38Get my gloves.
14:40Mine are wet. I need gloves.
14:42You wear one, I wear one.
14:44Okay, fine.
14:46Get the nuts.
14:48Get the nuts.
14:50Queens, you must be inside your dining room
14:52when the curtains are closed.
14:54Yeah, yeah.
14:5630 seconds!
14:58You're gonna get the pizza out of the oven.
15:02You wanna take a nap?
15:04I'm not tired.
15:08Heidi!
15:10The anxiety.
15:12Get the chicken.
15:14Oh, my God.
15:16This is crazy.
15:18Ten!
15:20The curtains closing.
15:22Nine, eight,
15:24seven,
15:26six,
15:28five,
15:30four,
15:32three,
15:34two,
15:36one!
15:38Time's up, Queens!
15:40Girl, I can't eat this.
15:42We made a mess in the last minute.
15:44That sure was anything but sleepy.
15:46But no, you're not dreaming.
15:48It's almost time for our queens to host the judges.
15:50So let's party!
15:54Drag me to dinner!
15:56This is Drag Me to Dinner,
15:58the show where the queens are light as a feather
16:00while the food they make is stiff as a board.
16:02Like me.
16:04Before the girls start a pillow fight for the win,
16:06let's meet our judgers.
16:08Our first judger is an actress,
16:10singer, and thief,
16:12because she steals my heart every time I see her.
16:14It's Hanifah Wood!
16:16Good to see you, Hanifah.
16:18Good to see you, Hanifah.
16:20Good to see you, Hanifah.
16:22Hanifah Wood!
16:24Good to see you, Murray.
16:26Thank you! I'm doing great today.
16:28I like it.
16:30Her mouth is trash
16:32and she looks like it, too.
16:34That's a raccoon joke.
16:36It's Bianca Del Rio!
16:38You know what they say, Murray.
16:40One man's trash is another man's hooker.
16:44And our final judger is a man
16:46gifted in song and stage,
16:48and now he's gifted us with drag queen
16:50dinner parties. It's Neil Patrick Harris!
16:52Hey, thanks, Murray.
16:54Who dressed for tonight's theme slumber party?
16:56I did.
16:58You're a little tie-tie.
17:00All right, kids.
17:02Head backstage. Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute.
17:04I got a gift for you. I got a gift for you.
17:06Kim and Naomi have told me to give you this to take.
17:08There you go.
17:10And you can try them.
17:12It's got something written on it that says,
17:14Swallow Me.
17:16Absolutely! All right, so have a little snack first.
17:18You can eat them. They're legit edible.
17:20All right.
17:22Time to go to our first party of the night.
17:24Naomi Smalls
17:26and Kim Chi in Queens
17:28in Wonderland.
17:44Oh, they ate that.
17:46Welcome!
17:48Hello!
17:50Welcome, welcome, welcome.
17:52How was your trip?
17:54Oh, what the...
17:56Wait, what's that?
17:58Hi.
18:00Oh, hey!
18:02Caterpillar.
18:04We just have to say, welcome to Wonderland.
18:06Thank you. Oh, I get it now.
18:08You are clearly with a very curious kitten.
18:10Hey.
18:12Meow, meow, meow. And a caterpillar.
18:14We are serving the white rabbit tonight.
18:16We are chasing the white rabbit.
18:18I don't drink alcohol, but he does.
18:20Wait, one, two...
18:22Who decided? Okay, whatever.
18:24Radia!
18:26What brought us this Wonderland theme?
18:28Thank you, Radia.
18:30This Wonderland theme was,
18:32I have a friend who wants to feel petite.
18:34Mm-hmm.
18:36Well, we're two of the biggest drag queens in the industry,
18:38so I was like, if you throw a Wonderland theme,
18:40we're gonna look so tiny
18:42compared to the huge props and food,
18:44and it's the only way
18:46we ever get to feel small.
18:48Oh, thank you, caterpillar.
18:50Thank you, thank you.
18:52Yo, worm girl down there.
18:54I think it's time to wake up.
18:56All right.
18:58Oh.
19:00Help me.
19:02Oh.
19:06Oh, Radio, use your big muscles.
19:08Radio, Radio.
19:10Oh!
19:12Oh.
19:14What a metamorphosis.
19:16I know.
19:18He's busting at the seams.
19:20So what are you guys serving us today?
19:22Yes.
19:24It looks amazing.
19:26My kind of party.
19:28All right, so we have baby chicken wings.
19:30Wait, chicken wings?
19:32Well, we've shrunk, so they look a little bigger.
19:34I see what happened here.
19:36And then bite-sized brownies.
19:38And a little personal pan pizza.
19:40Oh.
19:42Now, what type of pizza,
19:44aside from being pepperoni,
19:46anything we need to know that you put in that's new and exciting?
19:48Love.
19:50I'm starting to feel a little something-something.
19:56Did you hear that?
19:58Who's your daddy?
20:00I'm your daddy now.
20:02You want a little brownie, baby girl?
20:04I want a brownie, Daddy.
20:06I want a brownie, Daddy.
20:08Get that ooey-gooey center all over your nose.
20:10Ooey-gooey center, Dad.
20:12This is some weird...
20:24Shh!
20:26David,
20:28I'm a producer on the show.
20:30That's your dream?
20:32That's ridiculous.
20:34You know...
20:40Shh!
20:42Really?
20:44That was my dream?
20:46Rude.
20:48Let's play a game.
20:50Yeah!
20:52What is the game?
20:54Well, the game is called Ring Ring.
20:56Naomi's gonna give you a phrase,
20:58and let's see if the phrase stays the same
21:00until we get to the end.
21:02Okay.
21:16Jada Essence Hall
21:18is a man.
21:22That was nothing like what we said.
21:24Well, it's still a truth.
21:28What was it?
21:30What was it? How about we go down the line and we try and find where the fib is?
21:34Yeah, what did you hear, Bianca?
21:36I heard...
21:38You know what? I mixed it up.
21:40I mixed it up.
21:42What did you say?
21:44Jada Essence Hall and Heidi N Closet don't stand a chance, so they should pull down their pants.
21:50No. And what was it?
21:52No.
21:54I think it was Jada Essence Hall as a man.
21:56Thank you!
21:58That's not it!
22:04Really kicking in.
22:24Wow, it's working.
22:26This party was purr-fect.
22:30That's what you guys get for coming down my rabbit hole.
22:38Meow.
22:40Block out.
22:42No napping! Our next party is moments away!
22:50Bye!
22:52Bye!
22:54Are we almost there?
22:56I'm scared. Is anyone making s'mores?
23:00It's just my face!
23:06It's time for tonight's second dinner party, starring Jada Essence Hall and Heidi N Closet in Camp Tramps.
23:22Whoo-wee, honey!
23:26Jada?
23:28Oh.
23:30Wake up! Wake up, hoe!
23:32Oh my goodness.
23:34Look how beautiful.
23:36We're here!
23:38And you know who's not here?
23:40Who's not here?
23:42Our guests, and they should be arriving any moment!
23:44Oh my goodness!
23:46That's probably them right here.
23:48Coming!
23:50Girl, stop playing with me.
23:52I'm tending the fire.
23:54How are you?
23:56I'm delicious and delicious.
23:58Hello!
24:00You want a weenie?
24:02Oh, I would love a weenie.
24:04I just made it myself.
24:06Thank you. Can we sit?
24:08Oh yes, you're welcome.
24:10Thank you for having us.
24:12And I got a weenie.
24:14Would you like something to drink?
24:16Always!
24:18We have hot chocolate,
24:20but we also have hot chocolate with a large amount of bourbon.
24:22I like a lot of bourbon.
24:24And if you notice in the bottom of our cups,
24:26we have whipped cream and a beautiful chocolate.
24:28Yes.
24:30So there's actual bourbon in this beverage?
24:32Yes.
24:34I love bourbon.
24:36We were inspired by Woody Notes.
24:38I met Woody Notes. Who is he?
24:40I went to school with him.
24:42I almost feel like we're glamping in some way.
24:44What is the situation here?
24:46We decided to glam it up because we're gorgeous.
24:48Beautiful creatures.
24:50I noticed that you're almost a camp counselor.
24:52Yes.
24:54She is.
24:56Camp counselor closet.
24:58Wait a second.
25:00Is that a fox?
25:02Oh my God!
25:04It's a fox!
25:06Eat that weenie, fox!
25:08Oh my God!
25:10He's coming for your sausage!
25:12Oh no!
25:14What does the fox say?
25:22Should we eat?
25:24Oh, you have food?
25:26A delicious spread.
25:28Whoever would have thought we have food.
25:30Would you like some of these beans?
25:32What's in it?
25:34The pork and beans are made with pork and beans.
25:36Can you tell us what the other dishes are that you're serving?
25:38Yes, of course.
25:40We have delicious lobster mac and cheese.
25:42What?
25:44Oh my God!
25:50Oh my God!
25:52I wish I could wake up
25:54because this party is a nightmare.
25:58Oh God.
26:00Oh, oh no.
26:02This party is a nightmare.
26:04Sorry.
26:06Our final thing is something that is an essential moment.
26:08What is it that you always have to have when you go camping?
26:10Your cousin!
26:12Bird watching!
26:14S'mores?
26:16Yes!
26:18These are s'mores crepes?
26:20Yes.
26:22Made by me personally.
26:24Yeah, the crepe is delicious.
26:26You know, you people call it crepes.
26:28I call it diabetes in a bowl, but it's delicious.
26:30Thank you.
26:32To the gaggiest of them all,
26:34we present
26:36the gag and release.
26:38Well, although we would love to gag you,
26:40we would definitely have to release your ass into the wilderness, Bianca,
26:42because we couldn't just keep you in the house.
26:44Wait, can we not gag her?
26:46Now the recipient of our next badge,
26:48Handling Wood.
26:52That's his last name.
26:54I don't get it.
26:56I did my research.
26:58I still don't get it.
27:00Now, word on the street
27:02that tonight somebody special is getting nailed.
27:04Oh my God!
27:06I think he's gonna be getting
27:08nailed.
27:10Oh, Bianca!
27:12I see what you did there.
27:14The recipient of Bone Digging
27:16goes to
27:18Bone Digging.
27:20Here you go.
27:22You got your first.
27:24Oh, spit tape!
27:26Bone Digging.
27:28I just feel like this feels so correct.
27:30Well, I never.
27:32Never? Not even once?
27:34It's story time!
27:36Let's dim the lights.
27:38Everyone grab
27:40your flashlight.
27:42Okay, so we're all gonna take turns. We're gonna tell the one story.
27:44Okay.
27:46The one story is
27:48two queens, one camp.
27:54Okay, work.
27:56Once upon a time, not long ago,
27:58there were two queens.
28:00They were at a camp
28:02not unlike tonight.
28:04Around a campfire.
28:06Not unlike tonight.
28:08Sharing foods,
28:10beverages.
28:12Not unlike tonight.
28:14We get it. And then all of a sudden,
28:18in came
28:20a sexy-ass
28:22fox.
28:24Really?
28:26Now, these two queens
28:28did not know what to do.
28:30And then
28:32wouldn't believe what happened next.
28:36Fox got scared
28:38because
28:40there was a lobster on his back!
28:42Oh!
28:44I hate when that happens!
28:46And the lobster crawled on top of the fox's
28:48head
28:50and plucked his eyes out!
28:52Oh!
28:54And then,
28:56and as the
28:58lobster crawled towards
29:00the two queens,
29:02it noticed
29:04that he needed to scratch
29:06his ass. But as
29:08he was rolling,
29:10he realized
29:12that the lobster died.
29:14Okay, great. Now, can we...
29:16Man, you said that was spooky!
29:18Joy kill.
29:20The scariest part was you were holding the lights underneath.
29:22Hold it above!
29:24Oh!
29:26If this episode doesn't win an Emmy,
29:28I don't know what will.
29:30I love Emmys!
29:32Oh! Grab me!
29:34Grab me! Oh, my goodness, no!
29:36No, not me!
29:38Oh! Oh, no!
29:40That doesn't look safe.
29:42Open the door! Oh, no!
29:44We got a fox!
29:46Fox!
29:48We should probably go.
29:50Can we fox this up?
29:52Ten.
29:54Find out
29:56who's tonight's dream team
29:58next.
30:00Rag-me-ton
30:02dinner!
30:04Let's get judgy.
30:06Man, those were
30:08some parties. Cheers, Steve.
30:10Aw, yes! You went to them,
30:12now we gotta talk about them. Yeah, let's do it!
30:14No eye contact. Wow.
30:16Sorry, it's a lazy eye.
30:18Now, Naomi and Kim went to
30:20Queens in Wonderland.
30:22Neil, did you have a good time? I enjoyed
30:24a lot of elements of their party.
30:26I love that we started
30:28off by having a basket of mushrooms
30:30that said, swallow me.
30:32Always a good time. I wish that they would have
30:34done more entertaining.
30:36I didn't love that Kim just
30:38was a caterpillar
30:40on the floor. When we've seen
30:42other parties in this show, the bar
30:44has been raised, and so I was kind of
30:46hoping for a spoken word
30:48poem, a song.
30:50You were hoping for spoken words?
30:52No one's ever asked for spoken words!
30:54Alright, David, what did you think of the food and the drinks?
30:56I loved the idea
30:58of these oversized things.
31:00Did it deliver for me?
31:02Not really. They said this personal
31:04pan pizza, it should have been one of those
31:06giant pizzas you get. Can I say it?
31:08You're wrong. The tiny
31:10baby chicken wings turning into giant
31:12turkey legs. Hilarious! I didn't get it.
31:14For some reason, I felt so comfortable in my
31:16body. What's that like?
31:18I just felt free,
31:20and it felt f***ing good.
31:22And that's what you want from a party!
31:24Exactly. Alright, so Jada
31:26and Heidi
31:28took y'all camping. Yes!
31:30Neil, did you enjoy the tent and the food and the fun?
31:32I'm on the fence with this one.
31:34I really enjoyed the two
31:36of them. Their energy was
31:38wildly infectious, but I felt that I
31:40kept having to ask them questions
31:42and kind of prod them to find
31:44out what the story was. I loved that
31:46their choices were to go
31:48with high quality versions
31:50of camping food. So lobster,
31:52mac and cheese, that's impressive.
31:54The one thing that I really loved was
31:56their signature item, which was the
31:58s'mores crepes. And those were
32:00absolutely fantastic.
32:02I really, really enjoyed it. It was so good!
32:04You want some more?
32:06Ha ha ha!
32:08Listen, the idea of camping
32:10is not something I would normally want to do.
32:12But you know what, as a gay man, I like to pinch a tent.
32:14I never thought I'd be outside
32:16exploring nature, having lobster
32:18macaroni, not to mention washing it down
32:20with some alcoholic hot chocolate.
32:22Horrible!
32:24Hot chocolate, lobster mac
32:26and cheese. There's no bathroom in a
32:2820 mile radius. Alright, Hanifa,
32:30did you enjoy camping? The last time
32:32I went camping, I had to wash my vagina
32:34in the river and it did not get clean.
32:36I think it was the river where they got that
32:38lobster from. Please!
32:40But this camping party
32:42to me was pretty dope.
32:44Those frankin' beans took
32:46me back to my childhood,
32:48but it was more fancy because it had the pork
32:50belly in it. It was a little bit of nostalgia
32:52here. Alright, there's some positives,
32:54there's some on the fence. Do you think
32:56you can all come together and decide
32:58on a winner? You know, we had two
33:00different parties tonight, but I feel like one of
33:02them was in a little bit more control
33:04than the other.
33:06Oh my god, we're actually finally about to
33:08find out who won!
33:10Queens, thank you for inviting
33:12us to your fake slumber parties in your
33:14fake homes and getting some of our
33:16judges real tipsy.
33:18And now, the queens are through
33:20the pajama party that will go down
33:22in history are...
33:24Come on!
33:36Come on!
33:38Naomi and Kim!
33:40Yay!
33:42Congratulations!
33:44Thank you, thank you!
33:46Oh my god!
33:48Come on!
33:50Come on!
33:52Come on!
33:54Ladies, ladies!
33:58Come on!
34:00Jada and Heidi!
34:02Yay!
34:04Yay!
34:08Oh my god, thank you!
34:10Oh my god!
34:12Congratulations, queens!
34:14You worked your press-on nails
34:16off and it showed. So you're
34:18leaving with the coveted, glorious
34:20golden graders!
34:22Yay!
34:24Ladies, you've
34:26newly won. How are you feeling tonight?
34:30She's just crying because this might be the last time
34:32this ever happens for her.
34:34Damn, bitch.
34:36Alright, well congrats again. And the paparazzi
34:38are waiting for you outside, so go get that
34:40attention!
34:44Ladies, you did a wonderful,
34:46wonderful job.
34:48I mean, don't give us that s***.
34:50Oh, I'm sorry.
34:52I never won anything.
34:54Well, you won my heart.
34:56I don't want it.
34:58Well, Naomi and Kim, I know I can't
35:00change the outcome, but I can offer
35:02you the chance to get some sweet dreams
35:04and forget this ever happened
35:06with a giant bottle of melatonin!
35:08That's right, so go pop
35:10those pills!
35:12Back there.
35:14Oh my god! Actually, we won.
35:16Thanks so much for joining us here on
35:18Drag Me to Dinner. We lived,
35:20we dragged, and we slept.
35:22Well, at least I did.
35:24I've been your host, Murray Hill,
35:26and remember, the early bird
35:28may get the worm, but the first
35:30to fall asleep at a slumber party
35:32gets a ding-dong drawn on their face.
35:34Goodnight, pals.