LESBIAN SEX MOVIE
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00:00:00It's just a sunny day.
00:00:29I was just a girl from music school, kind of a dork, like everyone else.
00:00:34At school I met Mel and Ben.
00:00:35We became best friends, bandmates, a songwriting trio, my tribe.
00:00:40Now we live together and make music together in a cool house in Malibu.
00:00:44Mel's uncle loaned it to us for the summer.
00:00:46I really love it here.
00:00:49We were living the dream.
00:00:50But wait, I'm getting ahead of myself.
00:00:52Now it's time to jam.
00:01:22That might be the single.
00:01:49That was orgasmic.
00:01:50Yeah, yeah, I think it sounded great. Let me just work on some harmonies.
00:01:57We all got day jobs. Ben worked for Mr. Morton, our weird neighbor doing sound design.
00:02:01Melanie was producing at a rock label, and I was, well, waitressing and auditioning, of course.
00:02:08And now that I was living in L.A., there were endless weddings, baby showers, and family get-togethers.
00:02:15Sí, mamá, no te preocupes. Okay.
00:02:19Okay, mamá, te quiero, bye.
00:02:21Excited for the big family weekend?
00:02:24Hell no.
00:02:25Well, they love you, and so do we.
00:02:31Love you.
00:02:33It's Barry.
00:02:35Hi, Barry. Yes, I know. I didn't forget. Two triple red-eye lattes, bagels, and Advil. I'm on my way. Bye.
00:02:44Heya.
00:02:45Hi.
00:02:49What?
00:02:50The label loved our demo.
00:02:51Yes!
00:02:52They want five more songs, but full mixes, not garage band demos. How are we ever going to afford this?
00:02:59Would Big Barry let us mix at night?
00:03:01Doubt it.
00:03:02What are we talking, like ten, twenty?
00:03:05I'll try thirty, forty thousand.
00:03:11This label is amazing.
00:03:14Hey, hey, we'll get another shot.
00:03:16Do you mind feeding Max tonight? I might be out late.
00:03:19Work or hot date?
00:03:22Maybe both.
00:03:23Another lead guitarist kind of dude?
00:03:25No, maybe the bass player for the Silicon Beaches.
00:03:28Vanessa Lee? Oh, dude, she's smoking hot.
00:03:32What, I was the only date guys under thirty or female rockers on tour with no strings?
00:03:37Flawless plan, I must say.
00:03:40Hey, Ben, when my uncle sells this house, free rent's over.
00:03:46We have to make this demo.
00:03:48We have to find the money.
00:03:54Mel worked as a studio engineer for one of the best rock labels in Hollywood.
00:03:58But her boss gave a whole new meaning to the word jerk.
00:04:10Do you want me to pump this up?
00:04:13Uh, yeah.
00:04:15Alright, I'm gonna take five.
00:04:20Good luck.
00:04:26Hey, Barry. I was wondering if I could talk to you about something.
00:04:30Farming the next blockhead yet?
00:04:32You got good ears, kid. That's what I pay you for.
00:04:35But actually, that's not what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:04:38I was wondering if maybe we could use your studio just for a few nights?
00:04:42What? You mixing? In my studio?
00:04:45Mel, I got news for you.
00:04:47We got eight bands with new albums they gotta finish.
00:04:50We'll talk about you and the studio when things slow down.
00:04:54Next summer, maybe.
00:04:56Call me Saturday by nine a.m. with notes on this.
00:04:58And take those morons out on the town.
00:05:01Limos, bottle service, whatever.
00:05:03Just make sure they bring us the next album.
00:05:05Yeah, sure.
00:05:08Sorry. Oops. Excuse me. Sorry.
00:05:14Ready to impress, darling?
00:05:16Yeah, I thought they wanted a soprano. There's like 15 guys here.
00:05:19Do they ever know what they want?
00:05:21Do they, baby?
00:05:25Do they, baby?
00:05:27You got this.
00:05:29Alejandra Martin?
00:05:31Soprano?
00:05:33I see here you went to Juilliard. Impressive.
00:05:37But what's your instrument?
00:05:39Violin, mostly. And voice.
00:05:42Violin. Handy.
00:05:44Tina, cue up the spot.
00:05:46Shiny and clean.
00:05:49That's what it means.
00:05:51Washing those jeans
00:05:53till they're shiny and clean.
00:06:01Nice job. What's your note?
00:06:05Another audition. Bombed.
00:06:08Thank God I had my friend Stephen to help cheer me up.
00:06:11He was always bailing me out.
00:06:15And Ben worked for our neighbor at a video gaming company.
00:06:19He was a little odd, too.
00:06:26Oh, like you just rolled out of bed, big guy.
00:06:29Not exactly.
00:06:30Dude, it's all over your face.
00:06:32You and the roommates going at it 24-7.
00:06:34Rob, seriously, it's not like that.
00:06:36I didn't take it from a married guy.
00:06:38Don't ever get hitched.
00:06:40Keep on doing the dream team. Boom.
00:06:46Soldier, 0958 seconds.
00:06:49You are late.
00:06:50Sir, I had a son.
00:06:53So how's the booby trap sound effects going?
00:06:56We need big boobies, and I mean big.
00:06:58Yeah, be done today.
00:07:00Atta boy.
00:07:02Say, Ben, how does it all work with you and those girls?
00:07:08Work?
00:07:09Yeah, you know, like, I mean, any jealousy?
00:07:12Are there any rules?
00:07:14Rules? Yeah.
00:07:16I get it. Mom's the word, right? Mom's the word.
00:07:20Sir, I need to get back to this.
00:07:23Well, you keep up the good work, all right?
00:07:25And you say hello to those gals from me.
00:07:30Yes.
00:07:35While I was dealing with my life,
00:07:37I had forgotten something very important.
00:07:52Oh, how was your date with Vanessa, she play-o-dromes?
00:07:57She wanted to do something romantic.
00:07:59I know, like dinner, yuck.
00:08:01So I went out with Nick, the label rep, instead.
00:08:03Oh, and?
00:08:05He's turning 31.
00:08:07Who knew?
00:08:09I had to end it.
00:08:11Allie would kill you if she saw you doing that.
00:08:15So Julie's baby's party is at two.
00:08:18You're gonna come, right?
00:08:20Uh, yeah, sure.
00:08:30Today's the day, isn't it?
00:08:32Yeah.
00:08:34One year later.
00:08:36One shitty drunk driver.
00:08:39Well, I'll stay home.
00:08:42We'll hang.
00:08:43No, no, no, I'm okay.
00:08:45Really.
00:08:47Come to Julie's, maybe?
00:08:49It's probably better if you're around people.
00:08:51Hey, Mel, if you become a big-time music producer,
00:08:55you wouldn't leave us, would you?
00:08:57Angie, no matter what happens,
00:09:01we'll always be together, you, me, and Allie.
00:09:04We're family now.
00:09:06Today was the day Ben's parents died.
00:09:08A head-on car crash.
00:09:10So awful.
00:09:12I should have remembered.
00:09:14I should have been there for him.
00:09:16We're bandmates.
00:09:17You just don't forget that kind of stuff.
00:09:28Hello, everyone, I'm Cassie.
00:09:30I'll be taking over for Milo today.
00:09:32This is an advanced class,
00:09:34so I hope you're all ready to work.
00:09:36All right, let's get started.
00:09:38Arms above your head.
00:09:40Back foot at a 45-degree angle.
00:09:43Hands together and look to the sky.
00:09:47Virabhadrasana two.
00:09:50Warrior two pose.
00:09:52Open up.
00:09:54Warrior two pose.
00:09:56Open up.
00:09:58Adjust your foot back.
00:10:00Now squeeze your glutes and lift your abdomen.
00:10:05Arms up above your head.
00:10:07That's it.
00:10:08Now breathe.
00:10:09Now release into gravity with happy baby.
00:10:12This opens chakras, releases tension,
00:10:15and heightens sexual awareness.
00:10:17A little wider, sweetheart.
00:10:19That's it, perfect.
00:10:21Thanks.
00:10:25Hey, you have amazing potential.
00:10:38You're kidding.
00:10:39No, not at all.
00:10:41You just need to clear your mind a little bit.
00:10:43It's nice to meet you.
00:10:45I'm Cassie.
00:10:46I'm Cassie.
00:10:47I'm Melanie.
00:10:48Hi.
00:10:49All right, well, I hope to see you in class again.
00:10:51Okay.
00:10:52Yeah, sure, totally.
00:10:54Well, nice to meet you, Melanie.
00:11:05So I met the most amazing girl today.
00:11:08Oh, so you ready to settle down now,
00:11:11get a little condo in West Hollywood?
00:11:14What happened to no strings?
00:11:16Stop, okay?
00:11:17Really.
00:11:19Hi, cutie.
00:11:22Okay, so you two would make a really cute couple
00:11:24when you get married.
00:11:26Funny.
00:11:27You know you're my favorite cousin, right?
00:11:28You know I'm serious, right?
00:11:30Yeah, I am getting a beard.
00:11:31You...
00:11:32I'll have a soda water, please.
00:11:34Barco soda, double barco.
00:11:35Honey.
00:11:38Ah, thank you.
00:11:39It's getting so big.
00:11:43Okay, he's a total catch.
00:11:45You've got to admit it.
00:11:47Yeah, thanks for the tip.
00:11:48You know he's my roommate, right?
00:11:49Uh, did you see his butt from those blue eyes?
00:11:52Come on, you ever think about having kids?
00:11:56Maybe.
00:11:57I don't know.
00:11:58Why are you asking me all this weird shit?
00:12:00Because you've got to settle down.
00:12:02Look, guy or girl, you just got to take the plunge.
00:12:05Girls are even crazier than guys in L.A.
00:12:07Oh, really?
00:12:08So who are you seeing?
00:12:10Nobody.
00:12:11You know, you could try dating somebody with a day job
00:12:13instead of an amp and a van.
00:12:14Just saying.
00:12:15I love what I do.
00:12:16Besides, since you and Paul got married,
00:12:18you guys have been, like, building an empire.
00:12:20Uh, you don't think we did this all on our own.
00:12:22God, no, thank you, Ben.
00:12:24No, we got help from the trust fund.
00:12:26Trust fund?
00:12:27What trust fund?
00:12:28Yours, mine, and your sister's.
00:12:31The Myrna Rothman Trust Fund.
00:12:33Every female in the family inherits a piece,
00:12:36and when she gets married,
00:12:37she gets to do whatever she wants with it.
00:12:39She gets to invest or travel, party, donate.
00:12:44I thought that was just a myth.
00:12:46She didn't die until the check showed up.
00:12:48Who's Myrna?
00:12:49She's our great-grandmother.
00:12:50She wanted all the Rothman girls to have a little nest egg.
00:12:54And the trust paid for all of this?
00:12:56Yeah, put a down payment on the house,
00:12:58launched our catering business,
00:13:00oh, and it got us a part-time nanny.
00:13:02So Myrna's husband made bazillions
00:13:04in the prophylactic business.
00:13:06Just out of curiosity,
00:13:07how much do you girls get for, uh...
00:13:09I'm not.
00:13:10Well, after taxes, about $450,000.
00:13:14Give or take.
00:13:15$450,000?
00:13:18Miss Myrna sounds great.
00:13:20I've always liked independent women.
00:13:23Oh, um, and Mel, for the foreseeable future,
00:13:25you know the trust only works if you get married to a guy.
00:13:29So just find a man that you like and get married.
00:13:32Otherwise you're going to end up working for someone
00:13:34for the rest of your life.
00:13:37Just doesn't seem right.
00:13:39What do you mean right?
00:13:40You deserve it.
00:13:42Get married.
00:13:43Get the money.
00:13:46While they were at Julie's, I left my family early.
00:13:49I had some news of my own.
00:13:53Hey, you're back early.
00:13:54Uh, yeah, I, uh, I kind of had to leave.
00:13:58I did a terrible thing.
00:14:00Oscar is so not for me.
00:14:01He's sweet.
00:14:02He's old-fashioned, conservative.
00:14:04He's not some flashy L.A. guy.
00:14:06Oscar is husband material.
00:14:09He loves his family, owns a great business.
00:14:13Plus, he and your dad watch football, like, all the time.
00:14:15What?
00:14:16And he's hot.
00:14:18He gives me night sweats every time I look at him.
00:14:23Oh, I better go check on my husband.
00:14:25Can't you do that?
00:14:28Ali!
00:14:30Hi, Oscar.
00:14:31How are you?
00:14:33Good, hi.
00:14:34How are you?
00:14:36Fine.
00:14:39You look beautiful.
00:14:43Come on.
00:14:44I want to hear everything about L.A.
00:14:46Let me get you a drink.
00:14:53I did my part.
00:14:54Now it's up to Oscar.
00:15:00Uh, it's good to have you home.
00:15:03Just like old times.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:07You know, it feels good being here.
00:15:09Oscar was one of those great guys.
00:15:11So handsome, sweet, and totally not right for me.
00:15:15Ali,
00:15:19I know we dated in high school,
00:15:21and it almost seemed like a million years ago.
00:15:25But I've always loved it here.
00:15:27There's just been one person missing.
00:15:30Oscar, please.
00:15:31I love you.
00:15:33I've always loved you.
00:15:42Ali,
00:15:45will you marry me?
00:15:47I promise I'll make you happy.
00:15:50Please say yes.
00:15:52My career was important,
00:15:53and I didn't just want babies and family barbecues.
00:15:58Is that a yes?
00:16:02He's so dependable.
00:16:04All those are dependable.
00:16:06I want a man that I'm crazy about.
00:16:08Love grows, hija.
00:16:11Oscar is a good man.
00:16:13Yes, and he will make someone else very happy.
00:16:17Just give me one good reason why you won't marry him.
00:16:20Because...
00:16:21And then, I told my mom the biggest lie of my almost adult life.
00:16:25Because, Mom, I'm engaged!
00:16:27What?
00:16:28Darling!
00:16:30Why didn't you say so?
00:16:32My high school boyfriend proposed,
00:16:34and my whole family was pressuring me.
00:16:36I just saw my whole life unfolding.
00:16:38You know, babies, diapers.
00:16:40So, so many diapers.
00:16:42So you said you were...
00:16:43Getting married?
00:16:45Yes.
00:16:46Yes, I lied.
00:16:47I totally la-la-la lied,
00:16:49and they were so happy.
00:16:53Yeah, but wait, married to who?
00:16:58No frickin' way.
00:16:59Oh, my goodness.
00:17:01His name just popped into my head, I swear.
00:17:04I need to call my family.
00:17:05I'm gonna need a drink first.
00:17:08We've gotta do something.
00:17:09We? No, no, no, there's no we here.
00:17:11You're the fiancé.
00:17:12No. Come on, look, she's a mess, Mel.
00:17:15Oh, God.
00:17:18Every second marrying Ben almost sounded good.
00:17:20That's what Julie said.
00:17:22Wait.
00:17:23I'm kidding.
00:17:24I'm not.
00:17:26Let's get married.
00:17:27Huh? What? Who?
00:17:29You, me, Mel.
00:17:30The three of us.
00:17:31We just found out that if I get married,
00:17:33I inherit a bunch of money from a family trust fund.
00:17:35$450,000 just for getting hitched.
00:17:38To a guy, that is.
00:17:40Oh, my God. Mel, is this true?
00:17:43Girls, this is the answer.
00:17:46Two brides, one groom.
00:17:49You've been spending way too much time
00:17:50talking to Chris about his three-way lesbian fantasies.
00:17:52I told you, we're just not into it.
00:17:55No.
00:17:57But wait a second.
00:17:59I kind of want to hear this little scheme.
00:18:01You have one minute, Ben.
00:18:02Okay.
00:18:03So, first, Mel tells her family that
00:18:05after years of friendship,
00:18:07she and I fell in love and eloped.
00:18:10Mel gets the trust money,
00:18:12produces a kick-ass demo,
00:18:14and we are on our way.
00:18:16I'm talking Grammys, multi-platinum albums.
00:18:19Okay, keep talking,
00:18:20especially about that Grammy part.
00:18:22Okay, so then Allie and I,
00:18:24we have a big wedding.
00:18:26I'm talking grandma, the cousins.
00:18:28No, that would never happen.
00:18:29I bet your mom already put
00:18:30a wedding announcement in the paper.
00:18:33No, listen.
00:18:35Ladies, the trust money
00:18:37will let us stay together
00:18:39and work on our music.
00:18:43Me and my bandmates,
00:18:44who just happen to be my two beautiful brides.
00:18:47Oh my God, this so is your lesbian fantasy.
00:18:49No, no, no.
00:18:50It is a career move for all of us.
00:18:53So you're saying
00:18:54you would actually go through a real wedding?
00:18:56It's one weekend, then back to normal.
00:18:59Normal. Right.
00:19:01I don't know.
00:19:02My parents would figure it out.
00:19:03We'll be married before they can say Mazel Tov.
00:19:05Mel, this is your chance.
00:19:07Okay, produce a hit record,
00:19:09make it in the big time.
00:19:11Maybe work with Pharrell.
00:19:13Ben, wait.
00:19:14What do you get out of all this?
00:19:15If the record's a hit,
00:19:17I get to quit my day job.
00:19:20And we get to stay together.
00:19:24Us, this little family of ours.
00:19:27I want that.
00:19:30You know, we already raise a dog
00:19:33and share a Netflix account.
00:19:34Come on, our odds are better than most couples.
00:19:36We're not a couple, we're a chain.
00:19:38Semantics.
00:19:39Are we gonna do this?
00:19:42You're crazy, but I'm in.
00:19:44Allie.
00:19:49Forgive me, God.
00:19:52I'm in.
00:19:54So that was it.
00:19:55The double wedding plan was in motion.
00:19:57Except we forgot about one new person in the mix.
00:20:02Cassie.
00:20:03Hey.
00:20:04Well, I guess I didn't scare you off.
00:20:06No, I've been trying to make it every day.
00:20:08Have you?
00:20:09Wait, did you go to my 8 o'clock?
00:20:10I'm sorry, I switched it to 10.
00:20:12Oh, yeah, yeah, you weren't there.
00:20:16Oh, sorry.
00:20:17Oh, I got it.
00:20:19Oh, hey, you live on Ocean, I live on Dune.
00:20:21Oh, no way.
00:20:22Well, hey, neighbor.
00:20:23We should hang out sometime.
00:20:25Sure.
00:20:26Yeah, I'd like that.
00:20:27Um, do you like biking?
00:20:29Love hiking.
00:20:30Love, love, love it.
00:20:33Well, I meant biking, but, uh...
00:20:35Actually, why don't you come over my place tonight for a barbecue?
00:20:39Yeah, Milo's having some people over.
00:20:41Oh, Milo.
00:20:42Yeah, he's moving to Costa Rica for a year to teach.
00:20:45So, uh, some friends are throwing him a little going away.
00:20:48Oh, he's moving?
00:20:49Bummer.
00:20:51Uh, yeah, I'd love to come.
00:20:52All right, cool.
00:20:53Well, I probably should mention, um, my friends are hardcore vegetarians.
00:20:59I love hardcore vegetarians.
00:21:01Yeah.
00:21:02All right, cool.
00:21:03Well, I'll see you later, then.
00:21:06See you.
00:21:07Bye.
00:21:09Mel was submittin'.
00:21:11Mel, dating your yogi.
00:21:13Don't shanty.
00:21:15So, listen, Mel, try not to talk too much about work, okay?
00:21:19Think two-way conversation, all right?
00:21:21Just make her laugh.
00:21:22That's what women want.
00:21:24What?
00:21:25Seriously?
00:21:26As if you know what women want.
00:21:27No, Mel, women like to be listened to.
00:21:29Duh, everybody likes to be listened to.
00:21:32No, show her you have some opinions.
00:21:33What if you ever listen to a woman?
00:21:35What do you mean?
00:21:37Okay, why don't you guys stop bringing your issues into my date, okay?
00:21:40I'm just going to a vegetarian, possibly semi-lesbian barbecue, okay?
00:21:44No big deal.
00:21:45He doesn't know the first thing about women.
00:21:47No.
00:21:48Off with the scarf.
00:21:50Off with the scarf.
00:21:51Hmm.
00:21:52The hair.
00:21:53Let's loosen this up.
00:21:59There.
00:22:00Hot.
00:22:01How the hell do you do that?
00:22:02It's in the jean sister.
00:22:03We're not talking Old Navy.
00:22:05Shh.
00:22:06Everybody.
00:22:07She's here.
00:22:14Hi.
00:22:16Come on in.
00:22:21Cassie, this is Ben and Allie, my roommates.
00:22:24Hi.
00:22:25Hello.
00:22:26Nice to meet you.
00:22:27Hi, I'm Ben.
00:22:28Oh, hi.
00:22:29Great earrings.
00:22:30Hey, where are you from?
00:22:31Mel says he teaches yoga.
00:22:32Oh, can I get you a beer?
00:22:33How long have you lived in Malibu?
00:22:34Are you wearing Narciso Rodriguez?
00:22:35Um, I'm actually from San Francisco.
00:22:38A beer?
00:22:39No thanks.
00:22:40I teach Ashtanga Yoga, and yes, I am wearing Narciso.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:45Ready?
00:22:46Bye.
00:22:47Yeah.
00:22:48Oh, thanks.
00:22:50Ladies.
00:22:51Hi.
00:22:52Listen, we're having a little get-together tonight at our place,
00:22:56and we were hoping you and your friend would be friendly and join us.
00:23:00Maybe some other time.
00:23:01Thank you, though.
00:23:03If you change your mind, we're here.
00:23:05As in, right here.
00:23:09Friendly neighbors.
00:23:10Yeah.
00:23:12You have no idea.
00:23:14Such a cute couple.
00:23:16Maybe Cassie can be our bridesmaid.
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:25So, we've got drinks inside, food's over there.
00:23:28Yes.
00:23:29And everything's totally vegan.
00:23:30Oh, thank goodness.
00:23:35Hi.
00:23:36Good to see you.
00:23:37How are you?
00:23:38I'm good.
00:23:39Great, actually.
00:23:41You look good.
00:23:43You look happy.
00:23:45I am.
00:23:46What can I get you?
00:23:47I'm going to do two white wines, maybe.
00:23:50Come on, it's a Saturday.
00:23:53First date?
00:23:55Yes, kind of.
00:23:56Nervous?
00:23:57You can say that.
00:23:59Listen, I make a mean skinny margarita.
00:24:02Okay.
00:24:03How about a tequila float?
00:24:04I highly recommend.
00:24:06All right, I feel like I'm on vacation.
00:24:08Here's to a little first date.
00:24:10Good luck.
00:24:11Okay.
00:24:12You're so beautiful.
00:24:13Okay, love.
00:24:14I'll see you in a bit.
00:24:15Bye.
00:24:18While Mel was busy falling in love,
00:24:20she was forgetting we had two weddings to plan.
00:24:24But who can blame her?
00:24:25Who wouldn't love Cassie?
00:24:27She was pretty damn hot.
00:24:28I'm really glad we did this.
00:24:30Yeah, me too.
00:24:32I had a really good time.
00:24:35Um, I'd love to do it again.
00:24:39I mean, hang out if you...
00:24:41I would love that.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:58Hey, you're coming home with me.
00:24:59Okay.
00:25:08I'm so glad you came with me today.
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:15Can you tell me something?
00:25:18I really, really like you.
00:25:31Meanwhile, Ben and I were still in our post-college platonic romance.
00:25:41Ellie, listen to this.
00:25:42It's new.
00:25:44Okay.
00:26:10Try that with me.
00:26:15Yeah.
00:26:16One more time.
00:26:21That's nice.
00:26:22It's cool.
00:26:23I like that a lot, yeah.
00:26:25Hi.
00:26:26Nice 18-hour barbecue.
00:26:30Yes, we had a great time.
00:26:32And no, you may not ask any questions.
00:26:34Hey.
00:26:35You seal the deal?
00:26:37That is so not any of your business.
00:26:39Yeah, we totally hooked up.
00:26:41You did?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43And it was amazing.
00:26:44Clearly, you followed my advice.
00:26:46Your advice?
00:26:47You know what?
00:26:48I'll tell you something.
00:26:49You are so full of shit.
00:26:50You know nothing about this kind of stuff.
00:26:51I'm full of it?
00:26:52Yes, absolutely.
00:26:53Really?
00:26:54Uh-huh.
00:26:55Now it was time to make our bond legit.
00:26:59Off to find our wedding rings.
00:27:06Let's find what we all like.
00:27:09Ben, come here.
00:27:10You're in on this too.
00:27:11Sure.
00:27:13Oh, that's nice.
00:27:14Ali, look.
00:27:15Oh, my God.
00:27:16That's gorgeous.
00:27:17How about we just get something fake?
00:27:19Who's going to know the difference?
00:27:20My family's already upset about the rushed wedding.
00:27:22You know, least we can do is get a decent ring.
00:27:24Gosh, give me some slack.
00:27:26It's tough being the only groom.
00:27:27You know, you do not have a romantic bone in your body.
00:27:32Is that any way to talk to your fiancé?
00:27:35Excuse me.
00:27:36Can we see these two?
00:27:38Absolutely lovely choice.
00:27:44So, what is your return policy on wedding rings?
00:27:48Well, we sincerely hope all of our matches are made in heaven.
00:27:51But you have six weeks for a change of heart.
00:27:54Full refund, sweetie.
00:27:56Oh, my God. Now that fits.
00:27:57Try it on.
00:28:00Well, you two make a beautiful couple.
00:28:02No, no, no.
00:28:03We're just roommates.
00:28:04Oh, you don't have to hide your love here, sweetie.
00:28:07Diamonds are forever.
00:28:08We believe in tying the knot.
00:28:10Making a commitment is a wonderful thing.
00:28:12As long as you do it with diamonds.
00:28:14Matching tattoos would be a lot cheaper.
00:28:18This is so expensive, you know?
00:28:23Wow, that is nice.
00:28:26Okay, how about we split this on three credit cards?
00:28:28You guys okay with that?
00:28:29Yeah, cool.
00:28:30Sure.
00:28:31All right, well, I'll just go wrap these up for the three of you.
00:28:34Be right back.
00:28:36We have the seating charts, the caterer, music.
00:28:40Flowers, bartender, menus.
00:28:44Oh, thank God we're skipping a bachelorette.
00:28:47Sweetie, if you want a bachelorette, we can throw you a bachelorette.
00:28:49No.
00:28:51Here you go.
00:28:52Sure.
00:28:53Okay.
00:28:55May I just say again, you're a beautiful couple.
00:28:58And if that's your sperm donor, handsome devil.
00:29:03Great news about the demo, man.
00:29:05You're an artiste.
00:29:06It's a gift from Jah.
00:29:08It's going to be great to get back in the studio.
00:29:10Now that you and Ali are getting married, is Ali giving it to you?
00:29:13Nah, bro, we're like brother and sister.
00:29:15Seriously, bro, nothing's going on.
00:29:17You're shit.
00:29:19Haven't you ever had a platonic relationship with a woman?
00:29:23With a woman?
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:25With a babe like Ali?
00:29:26Dude, no way.
00:29:27Just kidding.
00:29:28Just kidding.
00:29:29With a woman?
00:29:30Yeah.
00:29:31With a babe like Ali?
00:29:32Dude, no way.
00:29:33Just couldn't work.
00:29:34It'd be a waste.
00:29:35She's definitely a cool girl.
00:29:36I mean, she's beautiful.
00:29:37She's smart.
00:29:39And that body is just sick.
00:29:42I've even created my own mantra for her, dude.
00:29:44Ali, Ali, Ali.
00:29:46Om.
00:29:47Cha, cha, cha.
00:29:49You wouldn't care if I asked her out, right?
00:29:51Wait, you want to ask Ali out?
00:29:54Yeah, maybe.
00:29:56Like on a date?
00:29:57Like food, beverage, music, maybe even some weed.
00:30:00Like a nice date.
00:30:01What's the problem?
00:30:02What's the problem?
00:30:03What are you thinking?
00:30:04I'm thinking she's hot and I'm not interested in being her platonic buddy.
00:30:08That's your job, dude.
00:30:10Look, forget it, okay?
00:30:12You guys never work.
00:30:14Ali's a lesbian, by the way.
00:30:16She just told me.
00:30:17You're freaking kidding me.
00:30:18Yeah.
00:30:19Tragic.
00:30:20But it's her choice.
00:30:22And we gotta respect that.
00:30:25Ow!
00:30:27So, the next morning, I got a package.
00:30:29My mother's wedding dress.
00:30:31She sent it.
00:30:32It was all getting very real.
00:30:34Dress rehearsal time.
00:30:36Mel and Ben were waiting to see me in it.
00:30:40Marrying Ben, my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me?
00:30:44I was nervous as hell.
00:30:46Who wouldn't be?
00:30:47Anyway, we had to go through with the plan.
00:30:55So?
00:30:57Do I look like a real bride?
00:30:59You look incredibly beautiful.
00:31:01Wow.
00:31:03Yeah, you do.
00:31:15Hey, Mel!
00:31:16Look!
00:31:17Oh, my God.
00:31:18Julie did this.
00:31:20What are you guys looking at?
00:31:22Uh, Cassie, you're super early.
00:31:25Wait, what did that banner say?
00:31:27Uh, my cousin.
00:31:29She has a, like, weird sense of humor.
00:31:32I'll be right there.
00:31:33Okay.
00:31:36Nice dress.
00:31:38Uh, yeah, thanks.
00:31:40It's for a musical theater wedding thing.
00:31:46Mel should tell Cassie.
00:31:48What?
00:31:49Just casually mention to the person that you're newly dating
00:31:51that you're actually getting married this weekend to your roommate.
00:31:54No, sounds like an awesome date.
00:31:56Hey, dance with me.
00:31:58What? I need to practice.
00:31:59Come on.
00:32:15Ha ha ha.
00:32:46Ha ha ha.
00:32:48Melanie.
00:32:49Hey, what's up?
00:32:50Chad, I was...
00:32:52We're still on for Thursday, right?
00:32:54Yep.
00:32:55Cool.
00:32:56Later.
00:32:57Mm-hmm.
00:32:59Friend.
00:33:00Yeah, he's just a bass player.
00:33:03We work together.
00:33:04He's kind of a dork, actually.
00:33:10What a dog.
00:33:12I know, right?
00:33:13Total dog.
00:33:14I meant Ben.
00:33:16Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
00:33:17You know, sometimes I just want to strangle him, you know?
00:33:22Hey.
00:33:23Hey, gorgeous.
00:33:24Long time.
00:33:25Hey.
00:33:26Fill her up.
00:33:27You smell good.
00:33:28Mm-hmm.
00:33:29You're coming to my show, right?
00:33:31No excuses.
00:33:32It's my birthday.
00:33:33I'm spinning.
00:33:34Yep, sure.
00:33:35Fantastic.
00:33:36Maybe we'll do a spa day first?
00:33:38I'll call you tomorrow.
00:33:45Let me guess.
00:33:47Another dorky music friend.
00:33:49Yeah, she...
00:33:51We just...
00:33:53Anybody want a beer?
00:33:55Shots of tequila?
00:33:56Several shots, maybe?
00:33:57Actually, I'm going to go home.
00:33:59It's been a long night.
00:34:07That was a nightmare.
00:34:09Girl, that ship is going to sail.
00:34:11Go talk to her.
00:34:14Okay.
00:34:25Oh, look at that.
00:34:26Mel's sweet talking.
00:34:32You know, Cassie's just the kind of girl I'd bring home to Mom.
00:34:35And you, of course.
00:34:36You.
00:34:37Then Cassie.
00:34:38Yeah, that's if you were taking girls home to Mom.
00:34:43Shit.
00:35:05Apart from some side drama at the club,
00:35:08our two weddings were moving along,
00:35:10right on schedule.
00:35:12Yesterday was amazing.
00:35:14Way, way better than most night parties.
00:35:17Wedding rocked.
00:35:19So, honeymoon, South Beach, yeah?
00:35:22Hell yeah.
00:35:23Guys, we are not having a honeymoon.
00:35:26But, Mel darling,
00:35:30it's time.
00:35:31What, now?
00:35:33She's right. Just do it.
00:35:35Just call Mommy dearest,
00:35:37tell her you got married,
00:35:38and just hit the hard lights.
00:35:40You're going to do fine.
00:35:43Hello?
00:35:44Mommy.
00:35:45Hi.
00:35:46It's Melanie.
00:35:47Sweetheart.
00:35:48How are you?
00:35:49I was just going to call you.
00:35:51I have some news.
00:35:52Honey, is it your sphincter again?
00:35:55No, Mom.
00:35:56I, um,
00:35:57I got married.
00:35:58And I'm Hillary Clinton.
00:36:00Ha!
00:36:01No, it's true.
00:36:02We had a simple ceremony last night.
00:36:03Yeah, Mom.
00:36:04I'm married.
00:36:06Dan!
00:36:07Pick up the phone!
00:36:09Right now!
00:36:10Dan!
00:36:12Melanie got married!
00:36:14Oh, God damn it, Dan!
00:36:16What's this about married?
00:36:18Yes, Ben and I were so in love,
00:36:20we couldn't wait.
00:36:21So, our friend Stephen,
00:36:22he's a minister.
00:36:23We gathered here today
00:36:24to bring together Mel,
00:36:26Ben,
00:36:27and holy matrimony.
00:36:29Mel,
00:36:31do you take this fantastically dressed
00:36:33sex pot of a man?
00:36:35Oh, I do.
00:36:36You may kiss the bride.
00:36:39Allie was my maid of honor,
00:36:40and she also played the bongos,
00:36:41which was really weird
00:36:42because nobody knew
00:36:43that she could play the bongos.
00:36:44Oh yeah, it was so spiritual.
00:36:46Magical, almost.
00:36:47I mean, I feel so blessed
00:36:48to have, you know,
00:36:49friends like these.
00:36:50Ben feels the same way.
00:36:51My husband.
00:36:52Not yet.
00:36:53My husband.
00:36:54Not yet.
00:36:56Mel, seriously,
00:36:58cut the crap, all right?
00:37:00You got married.
00:37:01Yes, Daddy.
00:37:03Mazel tov.
00:37:04I mean, to who?
00:37:05Nick?
00:37:06No.
00:37:07That drummer?
00:37:08Vince?
00:37:09No, no, not Vanessa.
00:37:10I mean, Vince.
00:37:12Daddy, I married Ben,
00:37:13my roommate.
00:37:14We're in love.
00:37:15So I said, um,
00:37:16what the heck?
00:37:18What the heck?
00:37:19That's something that you say
00:37:20when you buy a sandwich,
00:37:21not get married.
00:37:23I mean, besides,
00:37:25isn't he a gay?
00:37:27No, Daddy, he's not a gay, okay?
00:37:28Stop it.
00:37:29I always knew
00:37:30there was something going on
00:37:31between the two of you.
00:37:33Benjamin.
00:37:34I remember him.
00:37:35Yeah, yeah,
00:37:36sort of.
00:37:37Uh, anyway,
00:37:38he's got a really good Jewish name.
00:37:40Actually, he's Irish Catholic.
00:37:42Irish Catholic?
00:37:43Goodnimmel.
00:37:45What's he do?
00:37:47Sound designer,
00:37:48computer stuff.
00:37:50Wonderful!
00:37:51He's employed!
00:37:52Thank God he's not a musician.
00:37:54Um, he's a great guy.
00:37:57Handsome, smart.
00:37:59When are you bringing him home,
00:38:00sweetheart?
00:38:01Never.
00:38:02I mean, next year maybe?
00:38:04Just give everyone my love, okay?
00:38:05Bye, Mom.
00:38:06Love you, love you, love you.
00:38:07Bye!
00:38:09Hi!
00:38:10Hi!
00:38:11Hi!
00:38:12Oh, sweetie!
00:38:14Oh, God, I have so much to do!
00:38:16You go, you go, you go.
00:38:18Oh, my God.
00:38:19Oh, my God.
00:38:22Mmm.
00:38:23They sounded so happy,
00:38:25all because of a wedding.
00:38:26Wow.
00:38:28How many friends share a ring?
00:38:30And a girl.
00:38:31Mm-hmm.
00:38:38Sit.
00:38:40Here, I'll sing a little part.
00:38:43Mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:38:47Mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:38:51Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:54Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah.
00:38:59You like it?
00:39:01Yeah.
00:39:03I wrote it for you.
00:39:05Yeah, I thought it'd be great for your voice.
00:39:11My mom always said I was an idiot,
00:39:14you know, for, uh, for hurting you.
00:39:18My mom was a wonderful person.
00:39:26And so was your dad.
00:39:29I can't imagine what it was like to lose them both.
00:39:35You guys, I need your help.
00:39:38We have thank-yous to write.
00:39:40I'm on it.
00:39:44Aw.
00:39:50You two playing together reminds me of our first gig, freshman year.
00:39:54You were terrible.
00:39:56He's not a bad person, you know.
00:39:58He was just kind of young.
00:40:08Come on, goober.
00:40:13My sweet baby girl.
00:40:20Mama, por favor, please, you said you wouldn't get emotional.
00:40:23It's just that I am so happy.
00:40:25My youngest is getting married.
00:40:28Mama, please, please.
00:40:30Oh, I'm gonna miss you, you know.
00:40:56Friend of the bride?
00:40:58Ever since fourth grade.
00:41:00For me, it was love at first sight.
00:41:03I know what you mean.
00:41:05First of all, to you, Alexander Martin,
00:41:08take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:11be your lawfully wedded husband,
00:41:13and take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:16be your lawfully wedded husband,
00:41:19and take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:22take this man, Benjamin O'Shea,
00:41:24be your lawfully wedded husband.
00:41:53Do you feel different?
00:41:58I don't know.
00:42:00How do you feel?
00:42:02Me?
00:42:04Starving.
00:42:06Let's hit the after party.
00:42:08It's our wedding reception, not an after party.
00:42:11Right, sorry.
00:42:23Ha, ha, ha.
00:42:27Ha, ha.
00:42:53Excuse me, gather around, please.
00:42:57Ben and Allie,
00:42:59we would like to give you our blessings
00:43:02and celebrate this day with family and friends.
00:43:06We are so happy for both of you,
00:43:09and we welcome you, Ben, to our family,
00:43:13even if yours isn't here anymore.
00:43:16Don't you worry, son.
00:43:18We're your family now.
00:43:20Whoo!
00:43:22Whoo!
00:43:28Hey, what made my mom and dad really happy?
00:43:32Wow, my guy really has a way with women.
00:43:36Oh, if you only knew.
00:43:38Wow, my guy really has a way with women.
00:43:41Oh, if you only knew.
00:43:53Hi!
00:43:54You guys look crazy at Torche.
00:43:58What is all this?
00:44:00It's just some stuff that we ordered for the house.
00:44:02Three blenders.
00:44:04Yeah, we couldn't decide
00:44:06if we wanted titanium heads or Tensby.
00:44:10That's the golf club's house.
00:44:12Weed Whacker?
00:44:13Wait, you guys even garden?
00:44:15Cassie, we need to talk.
00:44:18We'll give you some space.
00:44:23I don't quite know how to say this,
00:44:25but a couple of days ago, I got married to Ben.
00:44:28Just as friends, totally as friends.
00:44:30What? Wait, what are you talking about?
00:44:32And Allie also got married,
00:44:35coincidentally, to Ben.
00:44:37Just last Saturday in San Diego,
00:44:39I was her maid of honor,
00:44:40but Ben and I just had this small,
00:44:41intimate commitment ceremony.
00:44:43It wasn't a big deal.
00:44:44What do you mean, no big deal?
00:44:45Well, I mean, I can explain
00:44:46because it's about this trust fund.
00:44:48It's not real, it's just for the demo.
00:44:50Wait, what's going on here?
00:44:52I thought we were on the same page.
00:44:54I am, we are on the same page.
00:44:55I just had to keep this wedding thing going
00:44:56for a little while longer for my family.
00:44:58Okay, this is insane.
00:45:00You know how I feel,
00:45:01and you went and staged a fake marriage for money.
00:45:04And I'm supposed to be okay with that?
00:45:06Listen.
00:45:07No, you listen.
00:45:08I've had it put up with your multiple dating,
00:45:10your bisexuality, and your high sugar diet,
00:45:12which makes you, frankly, damn moody.
00:45:14But I'm not going to put up with a husband,
00:45:16or a wife, for that matter,
00:45:17or whatever it is you guys are doing.
00:45:19Are you polygamists?
00:45:21Is that what you are?
00:45:22Why didn't you just tell me you were polygamists?
00:45:24I mean, you can do whatever you want in Utah,
00:45:26but why didn't you just tell me?
00:45:28No, we are not polygamists.
00:45:30Why does everybody think that?
00:45:31Well, maybe because there's three of you,
00:45:33and you're all married.
00:45:35I don't know.
00:45:36I'd call that crowded.
00:45:39I don't know where I fit into all this.
00:45:41So I'm leaving.
00:45:43Enjoy your multiple blenders,
00:45:44and your weed whackers,
00:45:46and whatever else you polygamists do.
00:45:49Wait, wait, wait, Cassie, wait up!
00:45:56Oh!
00:45:57You're not my daughter!
00:45:59And who might you be?
00:46:01Oh, my, those shorts are very short.
00:46:07Sweetheart!
00:46:09Sweetheart!
00:46:11Mom!
00:46:13Soon as we heard, we just had to come.
00:46:17They ambushed me.
00:46:19Hi!
00:46:20I made a brisket.
00:46:22Will you let me bring it on the plane?
00:46:25Oh, my God!
00:46:29I'm so happy for you.
00:46:31I gotta get a drink.
00:46:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:35Go get the wedding ring.
00:46:37My eye's still on you.
00:46:39It's stuck.
00:46:40Go get some pictures.
00:46:41The wedding pictures.
00:46:43So how do you know my daughter?
00:46:45Oh, she's my, um, personal trainer.
00:46:47I'm doing a triathlon.
00:46:48Wait, it doesn't fit me.
00:46:49It's fit size for you.
00:46:51I'm sorry.
00:46:52Oh.
00:46:53Hey, Cassie, could you go hide the presents?
00:46:55What was that, dear?
00:46:56Oh, what a day for, uh, Mel and Ben.
00:46:59Oh.
00:47:03Bring it in, buddy.
00:47:04We got some drinking to do.
00:47:06Hey, Mel, Mel.
00:47:09Hey, Mel, congrats.
00:47:10Julie, the baby's leaking.
00:47:12Honey.
00:47:13Oh.
00:47:14Okay.
00:47:16Mmm.
00:47:17Oh!
00:47:18Mmm!
00:47:19Ben!
00:47:21So you lovebirds decided to elope, huh?
00:47:24Happened kind of fast, yeah.
00:47:26Ben, Ben, where is your family, dear?
00:47:29They passed away.
00:47:30Oh, I am so sorry.
00:47:32But, well, we are your family now, sweetheart.
00:47:36Thanks, that feels good.
00:47:38Oh, so where are those wedding videos?
00:47:40Uh, they're in my, uh, our, uh, our bedroom.
00:47:44All right, now I'm confused.
00:47:46Which room is Ben and Mel in?
00:47:48Uh, it's, uh, that one.
00:47:50Oh, sweetheart, I'll put the presents in there.
00:47:53Oh, wait a second.
00:47:54Can you go to my room and put some of Ben's stuff in there
00:47:56and hide all the pictures of me and Cass?
00:47:58Got it.
00:47:59Ah!
00:48:00You want to help?
00:48:03Okay, okay, what do I do?
00:48:05I don't know.
00:48:06Go, go, go.
00:48:07Ben!
00:48:15Out of nowhere, and suddenly Rothman's in every nook and cranny.
00:48:18I swear I think they're multiplying.
00:48:20Well, they were jipped out of a wedding.
00:48:23You think they'll stay all night?
00:48:26Try all weekend.
00:48:28This was not in my prenup.
00:48:31Welcome to my crazy family.
00:48:38Preston, get in here before I bite you.
00:48:40Okay, buddy?
00:48:41Come on!
00:48:45So, tell me, what's all this business about eloping?
00:48:49Nothing urgent, was there?
00:48:52No, sir.
00:48:53We were just ready to tie the trust.
00:48:55I mean, uh, not.
00:48:57So pretty.
00:48:59Tiny.
00:49:00Ben seems to be getting along with Daddy.
00:49:04And he would, like, it was kind of like a bottle,
00:49:06and he would, like, put the condom over the...
00:49:09Coffee, anyone?
00:49:10Oh, I'll take a Sanka.
00:49:13So, sweetie, were you surprised?
00:49:15Or were you in on their little secret?
00:49:18Mel didn't breathe a word, so...
00:49:20That's what you need is a safe condom.
00:49:28I did not think that they would show up.
00:49:30I'm so sorry, I should have told you before.
00:49:33You're in pretty deep.
00:49:34You're in pretty deep.
00:49:46Sandy Rothman, mother of Rod?
00:49:49And, uh, you are, uh, Allie's boyfriend?
00:49:54Uh, hi!
00:49:55Oscar!
00:49:57Oh my gosh, hi!
00:49:58Uh, what are you doing here?
00:50:00I was in the city on business and thought I'd drop in.
00:50:02Uh, come and meet my beautiful daughter, Melanie,
00:50:04and her husband, Ben.
00:50:05It's been a long time since I've seen you, Oscar.
00:50:07Like, how long? Like, forever, right?
00:50:08Just a couple days?
00:50:09Um, you know, right now is really not a good time,
00:50:11so you should just...
00:50:13Looks like a party to me.
00:50:14Hey, hey, Oscar, buddy, uh, it's great to see you.
00:50:17Uh, hey, a few of my family just dropped by unexpectedly.
00:50:21Uh, hey, Mom!
00:50:22The, uh, the dessert forks are in that top drawer.
00:50:24Oh, how sweet.
00:50:26Already calling you, Mom.
00:50:28I thought you didn't have any family.
00:50:29Hi, Sheila Rothman.
00:50:32Oh, hi, uh, Alejandro must have a bigger family than I thought.
00:50:35Are you Mexican, too?
00:50:37Uh, of course not, sweetheart. I'm Jewish.
00:50:40Oh, he's so cute.
00:50:42Yeah, you know, we should really go hang out by the pool.
00:50:44Now, Julio, you like to salsa.
00:50:46I took ballroom dancing last year.
00:50:48Come on, let's show him how it's done.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:58And, of course, the Mortons came over, uninvited, as usual,
00:51:02carrying our mail.
00:51:04Dan Rothman, father of the bride, right?
00:51:06In this place, you gotta be kidding.
00:51:10Oh, I put eight ounces of Viagra in the guacamole.
00:51:14Always gets a party going.
00:51:22Max, no, no, no, stop!
00:51:26Don't let the Mortons anywhere near my family,
00:51:28and keep everybody away from this guacamole.
00:51:30There's enough Viagra in here to kill my grandpa.
00:51:52Thank you.
00:51:58Ben, wait!
00:52:01Text right here. Morton's had it.
00:52:04Just stop eating that. Just stop.
00:52:06Okay, well, should we open it?
00:52:07No, no, no, no, let's wait for Allie.
00:52:17I love that Cassie.
00:52:20You think maybe she's thinking about moving in?
00:52:22Not that I know of.
00:52:24So, I'm a little confused.
00:52:26Who'd you say got married?
00:52:27Julie and her husband, Pablo.
00:52:31The whole family came in for a little reunion, celebration, baby shower.
00:52:36How nice.
00:52:37Oh, my goodness! Oh, my goodness!
00:52:39Get up there.
00:52:40No, no, no.
00:52:41Oh, sweet.
00:52:43Max!
00:52:44Stop!
00:52:45Oh, my goodness!
00:52:47What an affectionate dog you have here.
00:52:50No, no, no.
00:52:52Oh, dear.
00:52:54Oh, my goodness.
00:52:56I'm so sorry. Let me help you up.
00:52:57Oh, that's okay, dear.
00:52:58Are you mad?
00:53:00I don't like wine.
00:53:02I just want to make it right with you.
00:53:17I gotta go.
00:53:19Okay.
00:53:23You know, I'm having a pretty good time.
00:53:26I'm much more relaxed than my first wedding.
00:53:29Sandy, where do I put the suitcases?
00:53:32How are you holding up?
00:53:33Um, I'd rate this as probably the worst day of my life.
00:53:36Sweetheart, I forgot to tell you we couldn't get a reservation until tomorrow,
00:53:42so we're all staying here tonight.
00:53:44And it just got worse.
00:53:45You don't mind, do you, dear?
00:53:47No, no, no. Of course not. The more family, the better.
00:53:50We won't be any bother.
00:53:54And where do you live now, sweetheart?
00:53:56Uh, I, uh, I actually just, uh, moved out.
00:53:59Oh.
00:54:00Very recently, in fact.
00:54:02Uh, will you excuse me for a second?
00:54:04Of course.
00:54:05Then I had to move out to cover for Mel's storyline.
00:54:07So, uh, so my room is now the guest room?
00:54:10I'm sorry. They never stayed.
00:54:12Could you just please stay at Cassie's one night, please?
00:54:14I'll try to catch her.
00:54:17Cassie? Night, Ben, dear!
00:54:28Ooh. I'm not used to seeing you like this.
00:54:31Jesus, I'm so awake.
00:54:38Maybe we should wait till Allie gets here.
00:54:40No, I, I, I don't think I can sleep.
00:54:42I'm so jumpy. Open it, open it. Allie, Allie will be fine.
00:54:45Hmm?
00:54:48Damn, I left my audition pages in Mel's room.
00:54:51You mean Mel's and Ben's room.
00:54:53Right. Mind giving me a minute?
00:54:55Sure.
00:55:00Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, baby!
00:55:04Woo!
00:55:08Yes!
00:55:09Yes!
00:55:13This money is going to change our lives.
00:55:15Mel, I would marry you again any day.
00:55:30How much guacamole did you have?
00:55:32What?
00:55:33Never mind.
00:55:40Ow!
00:55:43What was that?
00:55:45You pig!
00:55:46As I walked into the room, I couldn't believe what I saw.
00:55:49Hijo de su madre, my Mexican heritage, let them have it.
00:55:53Vaya con guacamole or not, they were both just jerks.
00:55:56Ten years of friendship.
00:55:59I wanted an omen.
00:56:02Is everything okay?
00:56:04Oh, honey.
00:56:05When I left that night, our bond was broken.
00:56:08I felt the worst I'd ever felt in my entire life.
00:56:11Plus, it was the second time Ben had done this to me.
00:56:15She never wants to see me again. I've never had anybody say that to me before.
00:56:19I have. Much worse, in fact.
00:56:22I'm sorry.
00:56:23I'm sorry.
00:56:24I'm sorry.
00:56:25I'm sorry.
00:56:26I'm sorry.
00:56:27I'm sorry.
00:56:28I'm sorry.
00:56:29I have. Much worse, in fact.
00:56:31Damn viagra guacamole.
00:56:33After what happened in college, Allie's never going to forgive me.
00:56:36And as for my best friend Mel, I can't even talk about how much that hurt.
00:56:41Sorry to disturb, but in the midst of the family orgy last night, I forgot my audition pages.
00:56:47Allie, we need to talk.
00:56:49We were drunk and excited about the money.
00:56:52Of course you were excited.
00:56:54Isn't that just the way it has to be between best friends who have sex?
00:56:57While their stupid roommate moves out to cover for you.
00:57:00How could you?
00:57:02Allie, please. I'm sorry.
00:57:04No, you know what? You are so full of shit.
00:57:06Both of you.
00:57:08Look, first of all, I didn't tell Cassie a thing, alright?
00:57:11She figured things out on her own.
00:57:13And second, I'm moving out.
00:57:16I'm staying at Steven's until I can find a place of my own.
00:57:19Yoo-hoo!
00:57:20We are? We have bagels, lox, and coffee.
00:57:23All we need is you.
00:57:25Bon appétit.
00:57:31You know, you were roommates first. I'll move out.
00:57:34Maybe then Allie will come back.
00:57:38We really messed up, Mel.
00:57:40That was it. We were broken up, trust fund or not.
00:57:43And all of us making music together was definitely over.
00:57:48I love you.
00:57:50I love you.
00:58:17Look at the planets, how they revolve.
00:58:20Look at the shooting star horizon.
00:58:23Look at your life, you can do it all.
00:58:26If you put your heart and mind in.
00:58:30I hope you remember when I'm gone.
00:58:33That I loved you, held back nothing.
00:58:36No matter what, you can rise above.
00:58:39Cause you are stardust, stardust.
00:58:47Stardust.
00:59:12I was staying with Steven.
00:59:14We forget about dreams for our band and hopes for our music.
00:59:17You can stay with me as long as you want to.
00:59:20But maybe talk to Mel before you sign a lease?
00:59:23Okay, give me a second.
00:59:25So I finally called Mel back.
00:59:27She said she had something to tell me, in person.
00:59:31Hey, Mel.
00:59:33I got your message.
00:59:35I'm so, so sorry.
00:59:37No, no, no, I overreacted.
00:59:39No, you had absolutely every right.
00:59:42And then I got an even bigger surprise.
00:59:44There he was.
00:59:45Guess Mel surprises both.
00:59:47Mr. Wonderful.
00:59:53So I asked you guys to come here because I really wanted to tell you something.
00:59:57In person.
00:59:59With the trust money, I finished the demo.
01:00:03And the label loved it.
01:00:05They wanted to do a full album with us and they offered us a huge advance.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11That's amazing.
01:00:12So with the trust money, I wanted to give it back.
01:00:15Since we don't need it anymore, are you guys okay with that?
01:00:17Yeah, of course.
01:00:18Totally.
01:00:19Ali, they loved your voice.
01:00:21And Ben, your songs.
01:00:23The songs are from all of us.
01:00:25The other thing I wanted to tell you was, since we're going to have all of this money left over from the advance,
01:00:31I put in a really lowball offer to my uncle to buy this house.
01:00:35And with the economy the way it is, he accepted.
01:00:41When I lost you guys, I actually realized how much you mean to me.
01:00:45And then Mel asked us to finish the record.
01:00:47You can't do it alone, you know?
01:00:49For real this time.
01:00:51Is that a yes?
01:00:53Yes, yes.
01:00:57Come here.
01:00:58Are you guys going to move back in because that would make me really, really happy?
01:01:01Of course.
01:01:02But I mean, I can only speak for myself, so.
01:01:04Yeah, we'll make it work this time.
01:01:06So that was it.
01:01:07I forgave them.
01:01:08There was a lot more at stake than a drunken hookup.
01:01:10It was time to get serious, put this behind us, and make a hit record.
01:01:14The label was bringing in a big-time producer from London.
01:01:17Everyone was nervous.
01:01:19Especially me.
01:01:21Hey, Bob.
01:01:22It's Ben.
01:01:23Sorry, Ben.
01:01:25The roadies are unpacking a bit of gear.
01:01:27You wouldn't mind giving them a hand, would you?
01:01:29No problem.
01:01:31You're the producer.
01:01:33Yes, I am.
01:01:35Listen up, everybody.
01:01:37We have got lots of work to do, so let's get cracking.
01:01:41Hello, Treacle.
01:01:43How are you doing?
01:01:44He's such a prick.
01:01:46Well, the label thinks he's a god.
01:01:48He produced seven multi-platinum records.
01:01:50Is that me?
01:01:51Yeah.
01:01:53♪♪
01:02:04We all got down to making some serious music.
01:02:07♪♪
01:02:14Ben got a promotion, and more deadlines than ever.
01:02:17So he was kind of missing out on being in the studio with us
01:02:20and hearing the songs that he wrote come to life.
01:02:23♪♪♪
01:02:28♪♪♪
01:02:33♪♪♪
01:02:36♪♪♪
01:02:39That was beautiful.
01:02:41May I?
01:02:43Please.
01:02:45Cassie and I were in the same boat.
01:02:47We were both betrayed.
01:02:48She took off on a yoga retreat,
01:02:50and I was writing music nonstop.
01:02:52Mostly about love and broken hearts.
01:02:55No one knew they were really all about them.
01:02:57♪♪♪
01:02:59♪♪ Plies and kisses burning like December ♪♪
01:03:06♪♪ Freezing in our minds, we remember ♪♪
01:03:14♪♪ Tide pulls on my heartstrings, take me under, me under ♪♪
01:03:21♪♪ Wash away regrets of tragic lovers ♪♪
01:03:30What do you guys think?
01:03:31It was awesome.
01:03:33Shit, it's Cassie.
01:03:34In Costa Rica.
01:03:35What?
01:03:38Okay.
01:03:46Hi.
01:03:48How's Costa Rica?
01:03:49It's good, it's good.
01:03:51Um, yeah, having a great time out here.
01:03:54I just wanted to call and say hi.
01:03:57And, uh, tell you that I've been thinking about you.
01:04:02And really thinking about us.
01:04:04I'm so, so sorry.
01:04:06I know after everything that happened, I was, I was really disappointed.
01:04:14And extremely hurt.
01:04:17I haven't felt the way I feel about you in a really long time.
01:04:24And it's a beautiful thing.
01:04:28And I really don't want to give up on us.
01:04:32I, uh, I really want to make this work.
01:04:38I miss you.
01:04:40I miss you too.
01:04:42We'll talk soon.
01:04:44Alright, bye.
01:04:50So, Cassie and I are talking again.
01:04:53Good.
01:04:55I'm so scared of messing this up.
01:04:57Well, just be honest.
01:04:59And try to get her back.
01:05:00That's the plan.
01:05:02You guys are so cute.
01:05:05Sorry.
01:05:07Hey, which one of you guys called Cassie?
01:05:12Well, whoever it was, thank you.
01:05:16That evening, it was our last day of recording.
01:05:19Things in the studio weren't going very well.
01:05:24You okay?
01:05:26Why did the label people have to come today?
01:05:29Alright, here we go, everyone.
01:05:32Last day of recording.
01:05:34Last day of recording.
01:05:36Last day of recording.
01:05:38Last day of recording.
01:05:40Last day of recording.
01:05:42Last day of recording.
01:05:44Last track.
01:05:46You ready, Ali?
01:05:48Yeah.
01:05:49This is it. This is a big one.
01:05:51I can feel it. I can feel the magic.
01:05:53Hit me with it.
01:05:59Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:06:06It's alright, no worries.
01:06:08Let's, uh, one more time, yeah?
01:06:10You got it.
01:06:12Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:06:22Believe me, gentlemen, she's not normally like this.
01:06:28Ali, come on, get it into gear, yeah?
01:06:30These people want to pay for your next record.
01:06:33Yeah, yeah, okay.
01:06:34Can I make a suggestion?
01:06:36I'm going in.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:52Hey, just lay down those vocals on piano, just in case.
01:06:55Mm-hmm.
01:06:58Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:07:05Blazing kisses burning like December.
01:07:13Freezing in our minds, do we remember?
01:07:20Tide pulls on my heartstrings, take me under, me under.
01:07:28Wash away regrets of tragic lovers.
01:07:35You take me higher and higher and bring me down.
01:07:39Higher and higher and bring me down, down, down.
01:07:43Lift me higher and higher and bring me down.
01:07:47Higher and higher and bring me down, down.
01:07:50Be my love, my daydream.
01:07:54Touch every piece of me.
01:07:57Give me my, my daydreams.
01:08:02Hidden by lock and key.
01:08:05Be my love, my daydream.
01:08:09Touch every piece of me.
01:08:12Give me my, my daydreams.
01:08:17Hidden by lock and key.
01:08:20Be my love, my daydream.
01:08:24Touch every piece of me.
01:08:27Give me my, my daydreams.
01:08:31Congratulations, everybody.
01:08:32That is what I call a hit record.
01:08:35Time for some champagne.
01:08:37All right.
01:08:45You were awesome.
01:08:46I was dying in there.
01:08:47Thank you.
01:08:48No, no, no.
01:08:49You did all the hard work.
01:08:50She is brilliant.
01:08:52Brilliant, I tell you.
01:08:54I cannot wait to record a solo album with her.
01:08:57You'll be involved in some way, of course.
01:09:01Hey, Bob, you know when you lay down the track,
01:09:04can you put a little bit more bass in there, yeah?
01:09:06Because the highs are starting to feel a little high.
01:09:10Yeah, it's Ben, and I'm not the tech.
01:09:13Yeah, sorry.
01:09:14Roger that.
01:09:15Ben.
01:09:17I've got one of my guys on it.
01:09:19Kenny?
01:09:20Ben.
01:09:24Gentlemen, look.
01:09:26You were magnificent.
01:09:29Thank you.
01:09:30It was nerve-wracking.
01:09:31Well, get used to it.
01:09:33Hey, listen, there's a party tonight down in Malibu,
01:09:36and one of my A&R guys is in from London,
01:09:39so I thought you and I could go down, say a few hellos.
01:09:43Well, I'm...
01:09:45I'm sorry, I...
01:09:47I don't think I can go.
01:09:54Well, yeah, listen, babe, it's business.
01:09:58The head of the label's going to be there.
01:10:00OK.
01:10:02Business.
01:10:04I'll pick you up at eight.
01:10:07All right, guys, let's get down to some serious drinking.
01:10:11Gentlemen, let's get some shoppers down our necks!
01:10:22Just admit it.
01:10:23You're still mad about what happened in college.
01:10:25As if I care.
01:10:26That was six years, two and a half months, and three days ago.
01:10:30Tuesday.
01:10:32See, I'll never live that down.
01:10:34Why should you?
01:10:36You were a jerk.
01:10:37Yeah, boy, here we go.
01:10:39With you and Mal, there were circumstances,
01:10:41but in college, you were just a jerk.
01:10:43Come on, Allie.
01:10:46So what's going on with Nigel, then?
01:10:49What are you talking about?
01:10:51Well, did you sleep with him?
01:10:53It's none of your goddamn business who I sleep with.
01:10:56Yes, it is.
01:10:57We're married.
01:10:59Only when it suits you.
01:11:03We need to put the past behind us.
01:11:05Be reasonable.
01:11:06I am a woman.
01:11:08I don't have to be reasonable.
01:11:10And that's why you love us.
01:11:13Are you in love with Nigel?
01:11:18He's such a prick!
01:11:23Nigel actually cares about me.
01:11:25Oh, Nigel has known you for three weeks,
01:11:27and he cares about one thing,
01:11:29and you know exactly what that is.
01:11:31I have cared about you for years.
01:11:34You're the one who fell in love with that frat guy
01:11:37two seconds after we broke up.
01:11:39That was to make you jealous.
01:11:41Is that what's going on with Nigel?
01:11:42Quiet. Quiet, everybody.
01:11:44It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen now.
01:11:46He is not good enough for you.
01:11:49No one is, according to you.
01:11:53Things are finally starting to look up for me,
01:11:56and I thought you'd be happy for me.
01:11:59I am happy for you.
01:12:03You deserve all of it.
01:12:06Come on, Ben.
01:12:09We both know
01:12:11you'll never know how to be serious.
01:12:15I think I'm losing you.
01:12:17I've never been more serious in my life.
01:12:20We may be a little different,
01:12:23but we're a family, okay?
01:12:26Nobody can deny that.
01:12:30And we love each other.
01:12:33You hurt me.
01:12:34I know, I know.
01:12:36And I want to make it up to you for the rest of my life.
01:12:40Marry me.
01:13:03Marry me.
01:13:06No, I mean it.
01:13:08No, marry me for real this time.
01:13:10I can't imagine one day in my life without you
01:13:14in the same room, in the same bed.
01:13:17You, me, Mel, Cassie, all of us.
01:13:26Marry me.
01:13:31Is that a yes?
01:13:33Yes, yes, say yes!
01:13:35You're crazy, come here.
01:13:37I love you.
01:13:38Yes.
01:13:39Yes?
01:13:41Yes.
01:13:51Okay, awesome, Ben.
01:13:52I think this calls for a celebration.
01:14:00So just like that,
01:14:01we all became the big, happy, messy family I always wanted.
01:14:17Cassie sent Mel a plane ticket.
01:14:19They were really back together.
01:14:24Maybe our dreams will come true.
01:14:26At least we're having a great life while trying.
01:14:31So, Ben and I reconfirmed our vows
01:14:33with our family and neighbors.
01:14:36We all got down to making some serious music.
01:14:40Cassie moved in.
01:14:44Max finally has a playmate.
01:14:56I know we're a little different,
01:14:58but no matter what anyone else says,
01:15:00I wouldn't trade these guys for anything.
01:15:03This is family.
01:15:05This is my tribe.
01:15:31And I love the way you are, yeah
01:15:33Shout out way the best like DJ Khaled
01:15:36You the major key, no one else but we
01:15:38Special thing I love, always trying to flirt
01:15:40Yeah, I see you girl, move it, move it
01:15:42Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:15:44Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:15:47On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:15:49That song, it makes me think of you and I
01:15:52On and on and on, the DJ keep playing
01:15:54That song, why do I have to say goodbye?
01:15:56There's always some more
01:16:01Yes, there's always some more
01:16:07Yes, there's always some more
01:16:12Yes, there's always some more
01:16:18Yes, there's always some more
01:16:24Yes, there's always some more
01:16:27Yes, there's always some more
01:16:32Yes, there's always some more
01:16:36Yes, there's always some more
01:16:40Girl, I love the way you smile, yeah
01:16:42You know you don't really have to go yet
01:16:45And I love the way you are, yeah
01:16:47Shout out way the best like DJ Khaled
01:16:50You the major key, no one else but we
01:16:52Special thing I love, always trying to flirt
01:16:55You the major key, no one else but we
01:16:57Special thing I love, always trying to flirt
01:16:59Yeah, see you girl, move it, move it
01:17:01Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:03Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:06There's always some more
01:17:11Yes, there's always some more
01:17:17Yes, there's always some more
01:17:19You the major key, no one else but we
01:17:21Special thing I love, always trying to flirt
01:17:23Yeah, see you girl, move it, move it
01:17:25Girl, how you do it, do it, yeah
01:17:27Girl, I know, I know, I gotta prove it, prove it, yeah
01:17:30On and on and on the DJ keep playing a song
01:17:32It makes me think of you and I
01:17:35On and on and on the DJ keep playing a song
01:17:37Why do I have to say goodbye
01:17:39Yes, there's always some more
01:17:45Yes, there's always some more
01:17:50Yes, there's always some more
01:17:53Yes, there's always some more
01:17:56Yes, there's always some more
01:18:01There's always some more