• 4 months ago
LESBIAN SEXY MOVIE
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00:00:00Oh, hello. I understand that what a viewer asks for nowadays in a film is that it improves,
00:00:11instructs, and elevates. Well, this film wouldn't elevate a cow. I cannot conscientiously recommend
00:00:17it for any useful purposes whatsoever. What I can suggest is that when you get tired of
00:00:23superheroes, space battles, and high production values, you might give this a try. It'd be a nice
00:00:30change. But I am in danger of skipping ahead. You want to know about her. You want to know
00:00:41how it all got so complicated.
00:01:11So
00:01:41so
00:01:56so
00:02:13Okay, uh, you can take your finger out of there.
00:02:16You'll call, right?
00:02:33Being idle. Now this is something I consider myself to be an expert on.
00:02:38My favorite teacher used to say that she never knew a girl who could do less work and more time.
00:02:49I even remember my grandma saying that it was highly improbable that I would ever do anything
00:02:53I shouldn't do. But she also said that I would probably never get around to doing anything that
00:02:57I should do. In fact, I have done a great many things I should not have done. But I have fully
00:03:05confirmed her judgment so far as neglecting the things that I should have done. I take no credit
00:03:10for it. It's a gift. I'll explain more about that later.
00:03:36So
00:03:46okay, and once you've done that, you need to call Hugo and then Gabby and Mike.
00:03:50And after that, Simon and Lucy. Are you listening to me, Dennis?
00:03:54Good. I have a whole list of things for you to do.
00:04:00And now, we will continue with our course on unlocking your hidden potential.
00:04:12I can succeed.
00:04:17If I work hard, I will succeed.
00:04:23Success is mine for the taking.
00:04:29Have you ever considered getting an alarm clock?
00:04:37No. I hate alarm clocks. They always go off at the wrong time, alarm the wrong people.
00:04:44Well, it'd be nice if you could turn up on time occasionally.
00:04:46I know, but my bed's just too good. Every time I'm meant to get up early,
00:04:51I just find myself desperate for just a few more moments of sleep.
00:04:55I've noticed.
00:04:56No one's saying it ever gets up willingly. In fact,
00:05:00I once even knew a girl who would actually get out and have a cold shower.
00:05:08And even then, that was of no use because afterwards,
00:05:10she would jump back into bed again to warm herself.
00:05:17Have you considered using a taser?
00:05:56So, how are things?
00:06:12Same as always.
00:06:14Did you find anyone permanent?
00:06:16No, but I have found a few temporaries.
00:06:20Good grief. You know, this city isn't that big. Sooner or later,
00:06:23you're going to run out of fresh meat.
00:06:26I'll do my best. Besides, what if I, you know, meet the woman of my dreams,
00:06:34but I'm already married or something?
00:06:41I'm ready and raring to go.
00:06:44So, two years experience.
00:06:46Yes, but I'm a quick learner.
00:06:49We were looking for three to five years.
00:06:52Yes, three to five years.
00:06:56So, you're not thinking about settling down at all?
00:07:00No, I don't need to. I'm happy. I don't need a relationship. I just...
00:07:11Sometimes I know what you mean.
00:07:21See, the biggest problem I have at the moment is that I need to write something, but
00:07:34I have no ideas.
00:07:37But you're still good to come babysitting tonight.
00:07:40I don't know. Still got some of that cheesecake left?
00:07:44Yes.
00:07:45Love it.
00:07:46Of course.
00:07:48Who better be? Mike only takes me out once in a blue moon.
00:07:51Yeah, well, see, that's what you get when you trade in your independence for stability.
00:07:54Oh, wow.
00:08:17Hi, Pops. It's Angela. Look, babe, we need to talk. You can't give me all this hopes
00:08:30and dreams talk about your writing and never do anything. All right? Call me. Very soon.
00:08:38You know anyone else that wants to represent Poppy Oaks?
00:08:47I didn't think so.
00:09:02Hello?
00:09:03Hi, it's me.
00:09:05Oh, hi.
00:09:07I was wondering if I left my blue shirt at your place when I moved out. You know, my favorite one.
00:09:12Mm, no, I don't think it's here.
00:09:17Oh.
00:09:19But the red one with the stripes is.
00:09:22Oh, I'll just keep it. I guess I'll leave you with that shirt and my old letters.
00:10:12Mm hmm.
00:10:42Mm hmm.
00:10:48I sat down with the full intention of writing something original
00:10:51and clever, but I can't think of anything that's either.
00:10:59I'm distracted because I'm broke.
00:11:02Before, when I was broke, I would recklessly spend a few dollars
00:11:07merely for the sake of having the change to jingle.
00:11:09You don't feel nearly so broke with metal in your pocket.
00:11:17I've been an actor. Now I'm a writer.
00:11:20So I can speak with some authority on the subject of being broke.
00:11:24I've lived on nothing a week.
00:11:29I have lived on half that.
00:11:33You want to find out the value of money?
00:11:35Try living on nothing a week and see how much you can put by for clothes or a night out.
00:11:46Everyone should try it just once.
00:11:52There are some people to whom it would do a world of good.
00:12:05But it is dangerous to become used to being hard up.
00:12:20We must always strive for more.
00:12:28Besides, we're all hard up for something.
00:12:32There's community in that.
00:12:35Uh.
00:13:01Actually, you know what?
00:13:04I brought some wine.
00:13:19Do you have any clean glasses?
00:13:22Nope.
00:14:35644 words. That's not a lot.
00:14:54But it's a start.
00:14:56Gabby, I finally had an idea.
00:15:00Is it a good idea?
00:15:02Well, I didn't say that.
00:15:05But I just said that I had an idea.
00:15:16Hey, sexy.
00:15:21Okay, relax.
00:15:22This is the gayborhood.
00:15:25Besides, the straight ones like girl on girl more than we do.
00:15:28Thank god you're terrible.
00:15:32Um, but I do want to ask you something.
00:15:40Shoot.
00:15:41Okay, so you helped me work out some real frustration yesterday.
00:15:49I noticed.
00:15:51And thank you, by the way.
00:15:54It was pretty great, actually.
00:15:59Um, but that.
00:16:02Isn't really me.
00:16:03So I have to ask.
00:16:06Are you in it for the long term or just the fun?
00:16:10Why?
00:16:12Because I like you.
00:16:13And I just don't want to waste my time with something meaningless.
00:16:20A person can grow to like meaningless.
00:16:22Please be serious.
00:16:23I am, for better or worse, a serious person.
00:16:26I take my life, my career, my relationship.
00:16:30Seriously.
00:16:31Yes.
00:16:32Yes.
00:16:34Elaine, we've only seen each other once.
00:16:39It takes a lot more than that to know if you want to fully commit.
00:16:46Yeah, I guess so.
00:16:51But do you want to meet my friends?
00:16:54Sure.
00:16:55Yeah, no problem.
00:16:56You know, eventually.
00:16:57Great, because they asked me to hang out this weekend.
00:17:30Okay.
00:17:47Look at how adorable they are together.
00:17:51Yes.
00:17:53Disgustingly so.
00:17:55You know, I think they found a whole new way of loving each other.
00:18:01If we all claim to do it as it has never been done before,
00:18:06I just don't know how people are going to do it in the future.
00:18:11So Poppy, we figured we'd cook you one of our specials for dinner.
00:18:14Which is?
00:18:15Roast chicken.
00:18:16Polenta.
00:18:17Mushrooms.
00:18:18And red Italian peppers.
00:18:20Oh my god.
00:18:22Mushrooms.
00:18:22And red Italian peppers.
00:18:25But first, darling, come, let's show them our new place.
00:18:28Yes.
00:18:30So Elaine, how did you meet Poppy?
00:18:33Um, well...
00:18:36You've been in love, of course.
00:18:38If you haven't, you've got it to come.
00:18:40Love's like the measles.
00:18:42Everybody has to get it once.
00:18:45But you needn't be afraid of catching it a second time.
00:18:51In fact, the woman who has had it can go into the most dangerous places with perfect safety.
00:19:04She can keep her head through the whirl of a close dance,
00:19:06catching nothing more lasting than a cold.
00:19:11She can look into sunny eyes and not be dazzled.
00:19:15No.
00:19:18We never second with love twice.
00:19:22Garlic, please.
00:19:23Of course, my love.
00:19:25Pepper, please.
00:19:26Certainly, darling.
00:19:28So, I think everything will survive in there while we have a drink.
00:19:31Thanks.
00:19:31You're welcome.
00:19:32Thank you.
00:19:32So, Poppy, what are your intentions with our lovely Elaine?
00:19:37My intentions?
00:19:38Mm-hmm.
00:19:39Uh, well, I think, uh, I think, uh,
00:19:42my intentions?
00:19:43Mm-hmm.
00:19:43Uh, well, I think, um, lots of wild kinky sex.
00:19:47Ah!
00:19:48And then, you know, just chuck her out into the street when I get bored.
00:19:53Thanks.
00:19:54So, you're not looking for love?
00:19:58Mm, I don't know, maybe.
00:20:01It's all very complicated, isn't it?
00:20:04You know, being in love.
00:20:05I know.
00:20:06We used to fight all the time, but it's better now.
00:20:09Our love really sustains us now.
00:20:11Well, what else is there?
00:20:14And if you don't have someone special in your life,
00:20:16you might end up like Loretta, nagging everyone to death.
00:20:19Oh, no, I doubt Loretta will catch Poppy in her web.
00:20:22You can bet on it.
00:20:25Oh, water's boiled.
00:20:26Time for stage two.
00:20:33They have such a great relationship.
00:20:38I can see that.
00:20:40I mean, it's all based on honesty,
00:20:44about their past, about the future that they want,
00:20:48about their goals, everything.
00:20:57So, there's Elaine, covered head to foot in bright green vomit,
00:21:02and that's when my mother shows up.
00:21:04Yeah, yeah.
00:21:04I think it's that time again,
00:21:06and I need to get up early in the morning for work.
00:21:08Hey, Poppy, what do you do for work?
00:21:11Oh, um, I work from home.
00:21:14I'm still usually late.
00:21:16Better get going then,
00:21:17especially if you have all that kinky sex to have first.
00:21:21I'm just saying.
00:21:26What, are you gonna switch into juice?
00:21:30Should we tell them the news?
00:21:33Go on then.
00:21:35We're going to have a baby.
00:21:38Oh, my God.
00:21:40That's so wonderful.
00:21:42Oh, my God.
00:21:43Come here.
00:21:49In reality, even those who seize love's opportunity
00:21:53will have to deal with its waning.
00:21:56We take all things in a minor key as we grow older.
00:21:59Ambition takes a lower aim.
00:22:01Honor becomes more reasonable in love.
00:22:05Love dies.
00:22:08A young couple cannot call to mind
00:22:09any middle-aged people that exhibit such frantic attachment,
00:22:12but that does not interfere with their belief in themselves.
00:22:18No.
00:22:19No one has ever loved as they love,
00:22:22and so, of course, the rest of the world can be of no guide in their case.
00:22:31We do not hate, nor grieve, nor joy,
00:22:35nor despair in our maturity like we did in our youth.
00:23:05And now into the lion's den.
00:23:30Coffee?
00:23:36Okay, I understand, okay?
00:23:44But it has to be done.
00:23:46All right, lovely.
00:23:47Goodbye.
00:23:49Hi, Poppy.
00:23:50Come on, let's go sit at my desk.
00:23:57Now, Poppy, we need to talk about productivity.
00:24:00Productivity?
00:24:01Yes.
00:24:02Whose?
00:24:03Yours.
00:24:03Definitely yours.
00:24:06I see.
00:24:06Listen, Poppy, I like you, okay?
00:24:08And I really like your writing,
00:24:11but you haven't been a big moneymaker for me.
00:24:14You see where I'm going with this?
00:24:16Maybe.
00:24:18I can't sell your work if there isn't any.
00:24:23Makes sense.
00:24:23Basically, if you don't have something finished in three months,
00:24:28I cannot represent you anymore.
00:24:31Oh, yeah.
00:24:33Now, I don't want to leave you,
00:24:35so I'm going to get you some help.
00:24:39Oh, good.
00:24:40Patsy here.
00:24:42She's going to oversee your work.
00:24:44Her?
00:24:45Listen, I do not have time to babysit you,
00:24:47but Patsy here, she can do it.
00:24:50Oh, great.
00:25:01So, I prepared a writing schedule for you.
00:25:03Really?
00:25:04I love writing schedules.
00:25:06Good, because you owe me a synopsis by next Friday
00:25:08and a thousand words by the end of next week.
00:25:14This Friday?
00:25:16This Friday.
00:25:19I'm sure it'll be wonderful.
00:25:30Fuck.
00:25:49Hi, hun.
00:25:50I was just thinking about you,
00:25:52and I...
00:25:53and we...
00:25:54we're heading towards something permanent, aren't we?
00:25:57I just...
00:25:58I just like to know.
00:25:59Anyway, speak soon.
00:26:01Bye.
00:26:03Oh, and I have a job interview tomorrow,
00:26:05so if you'd like to call and wish me luck,
00:26:08that would be nice.
00:26:09Okay, bye.
00:26:29Oh, shit.
00:26:49So, let me get this straight.
00:26:51You want to write a guide
00:26:53to faking a long-term relationship?
00:26:56Yes.
00:26:58This has got to be about the most evil and twisted thing
00:27:02I have ever heard of.
00:27:04I know, right?
00:27:07It's gonna make us a fortune.
00:27:16It's one of the chief curiosities of summer,
00:27:18the way everyone comes out wearing bright colors.
00:27:21Although it is nice to be able to see some people
00:27:24a long way off.
00:27:44I was hoping to run into you.
00:27:46Oh, really?
00:27:47Yes, I'm so excited.
00:27:49Oh, really?
00:27:50Yes, I'm still looking for volunteers
00:27:52for my neighborhood committee.
00:27:53Oh, I'm sure that you are.
00:27:55But don't you understand what this means to people?
00:27:59I'm sure that I understand what the word volunteer means.
00:28:03Oh, pardon me.
00:28:04I have to speak to Dennis.
00:28:07Hello, Dennis.
00:28:10Good public works?
00:28:11Hardly the domain of the idle person.
00:28:19Hello?
00:28:32It's the late Williams.
00:28:36I'm here about our appointment at 10 o'clock.
00:28:49Hello?
00:28:52It's late.
00:28:55I'm here about the job interview.
00:28:58She's not gonna get it.
00:29:00She's not gonna get it.
00:29:01You'll have to go for it.
00:29:04Behold!
00:29:08Behold!
00:29:11Behold what?
00:29:13Behold the great Ramon.
00:29:16Behold the great Ramon.
00:29:19Wait right here.
00:29:25I have to go change.
00:29:43Yeah, where are my other pants?
00:29:45Here, they're ready.
00:29:46Take this off.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:49The sparkly ones.
00:29:49These are the sparkly ones.
00:29:51No, I mean the really sparkly ones.
00:29:52You never told me about the sparkly ones.
00:29:54Well, just shut up and let me change.
00:29:56Okay.
00:29:56Here, here.
00:29:57Unbutton.
00:29:59It's just like Belgium all over again.
00:30:01How'd you get into this?
00:30:04I slide in.
00:30:06So, I understand you're looking for an event planner?
00:30:10Yes, I have a major show coming up.
00:30:14Yeah.
00:30:16Well, that's just my thing.
00:30:18What's it called?
00:30:21Delusion.
00:30:26Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:30:31Don't worry about it too much.
00:30:33This isn't the first time it's happened.
00:30:44Hello?
00:30:45It's Patsy.
00:30:46Oh, hi.
00:30:48Angela suggested you need some professional help.
00:30:50Oh, really?
00:30:53But apparently she's thinking something different than me.
00:30:56She wants you to see our relationship counselor.
00:30:58You know, to find out how a proper relationship works.
00:31:03Have you ever wondered how much trouble you'd really get into if you punched a 10-year-old?
00:31:15Come on, you bastard!
00:31:17Um, hello?
00:31:19What?
00:31:21Who is it?
00:31:23Poppy.
00:31:26Angela recommended you to me.
00:31:29Oh, hi.
00:31:31Hugo.
00:31:32Poppy.
00:31:38What was it that Angela wanted me to help you with?
00:31:42I want to know how to fake a long-term relationship.
00:31:44Oh.
00:31:47Right.
00:31:59Poppy, I'm a relationship counselor.
00:32:02I don't normally recommend fake relationships.
00:32:05In fact, I usually recommend you don't ever allow yourself to get involved in that situation
00:32:10in the first place.
00:32:12Yeah, sure.
00:32:13Of course.
00:32:15But what if someone really needed to?
00:32:19Like, for their career or something?
00:32:21Well, it's still a bad idea.
00:32:24A better idea is to embrace a real relationship.
00:32:29Even if you don't like the person, or they're particularly awkward,
00:32:33or especially if it is someone who can have significant influence on your future.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:41But what if—
00:32:42Ah, ah, ah!
00:32:43Real good, fake bad.
00:32:46Capisce?
00:32:48Okay.
00:32:51Can you just tell me how relationships are formed?
00:32:57So you want me to create your launch event?
00:33:00Yes.
00:33:01I can do that.
00:33:01Great, you're hired.
00:33:02But—
00:33:03She's hired.
00:33:04I'm tired of rewrapping that damn box, and we're running out of time.
00:33:07You won't regret it.
00:33:09I will put together the greatest guest list you have ever seen.
00:33:13Okay, so, um, what is this event about?
00:33:16What is the delusion?
00:33:21Okay, now listen up.
00:33:25Relationships tend to go through three main stages.
00:33:30Forming.
00:33:31Storming.
00:33:33Performing.
00:33:35In the first stage, you find somebody attractive in some, possibly many ways.
00:33:39Now, at this point, it is important to be nice to that someone, so that they want to be around you, too.
00:33:51All right, got it.
00:33:54Nice is good.
00:33:55Nice is good.
00:33:57Second stage, storming.
00:33:59This is where your inevitable differences show up, and you are arguing like cats and dogs, right?
00:34:05Okay?
00:34:06Now you're all like, uh, wah wah wah, and you are fighting a deep-seated need to strangle them,
00:34:16cut them into little pieces, and bury them in the garden.
00:34:23Right.
00:34:25Right.
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27And the reason that these arguments cut so deeply—no pun intended—is because they
00:34:33challenge your personality, your self-image, your future plans.
00:34:39I mean, you thought that this person was attractive.
00:34:41Now you find out that you are fundamentally different, which is terrible.
00:34:46It's a disaster.
00:34:48But it's normal.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:53Sure, yeah.
00:34:53So, normal to hate the person that you love.
00:34:57Got it.
00:34:58Absolutely.
00:34:59And the intensity of the arguments sort of correlates with the deepness of the relationship,
00:35:04so deeply felt relationships will have angrier, more intense arguments.
00:35:11I see.
00:35:12Stage three, perform.
00:35:15Okay, now this is where hopefully you have worked through your differences and reconciled them, or
00:35:21if not, at least brought together the differences in thinking to a manageable level.
00:35:28This is the dreaded compromise stage that every marriage is based on.
00:35:33Right.
00:35:34And what's the importance of the performing long term?
00:35:39Well, happiness, hopefully.
00:35:42But it's not excitement.
00:35:45Not so much as in the beginning.
00:35:47May not be scintillating, but there is love, respect.
00:35:53I mean, it is warm memories of past challenges and shared experiences.
00:36:00Sounds a little dull, don't you think?
00:36:03Dull, but happy.
00:36:05Only if it lasts.
00:36:09And, well, it never lasts.
00:36:20And?
00:36:21How was your job interview?
00:36:23Different.
00:36:25He's an artist.
00:36:27Concept artist.
00:36:29What does that mean?
00:36:30God only knows.
00:36:33All right, well, when do you find out?
00:36:36Oh, no, I got the job.
00:36:38I'm just wondering what the hell I let myself in for.
00:36:42How was your day?
00:36:46Lots of background research.
00:36:49I've come up with my tactical plan.
00:36:53So.
00:37:14Fight one, fight two, fight three.
00:37:18Oh, that's not going to work.
00:37:20They're all Fridays.
00:37:22But makeup sex is good for Saturdays.
00:37:25Now, what to fight about?
00:37:30Politics.
00:37:33Money.
00:37:36Faith.
00:37:39Self-help books.
00:37:46It's not much of a list.
00:37:48I'm going to have to come up with something better.
00:37:52Lovers have more power for good or evil than they dream of.
00:37:57Unconsciously, you mold yourself to what she would have you be, good or bad.
00:38:03After all, what noble deeds were we not ripe for in the days when we loved?
00:38:08It was no mere human creature like ourselves that we adored.
00:38:11It was a queen that we paid homage to, a goddess that we worshipped.
00:38:18Oh, those foolish days when we're unselfish and pure-minded.
00:38:27And oh, these wise and clever days when we know that money is the only prize worth striving for.
00:38:36When we chase only passing thrills.
00:38:39These days take us over.
00:38:48It's working out rather well.
00:39:02But I think it might be time for an argument.
00:39:10Did you use up the last of my whipped cream?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Which is why I got you some more.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:21Besides, I'm surprised you could even tell given the mess.
00:39:35Hmm. Thought she was gonna walk out on its own accord.
00:39:39Get a job, start a family, maybe even start a retirement plan.
00:39:47Oh, and are you planning on washing or ironing any of these clothes?
00:39:52Or are you happy walking around town looking like a brightly colored scrotum?
00:39:57Scrotum?
00:39:59Something wrinkly and unpleasant anyway.
00:40:02Oh. Oh, and you're perfect, are you?
00:40:04Oh, I keep nice and tidy, yes.
00:40:07I try not to look like I'm homeless.
00:40:17Do your worst.
00:40:34Don't you dare!
00:40:35Oh, stop me.
00:40:37Don't you dare!
00:40:47Oh, oh, it is on now, slut!
00:41:17Oh, oh, it is on now, slut!
00:41:31Hey, Poppy, honey, I want you to know we are really on a roll here.
00:41:49I mean, your new girlfriend is really bringing something out of you.
00:41:53Yeah, and who knows?
00:41:54Maybe when we're ready to launch, we can have her do an event.
00:42:01What do you think?
00:42:17It's pretty.
00:42:20I don't know if I'd get up for it regularly, though.
00:42:24You were pretty awake this morning.
00:42:26Yes, I know.
00:42:29It was most odd.
00:42:31Oh, what do you want?
00:42:37Oh, to go back to bed, I think.
00:42:42Oh, I mean, what do you want out of life?
00:42:52I want to be happy.
00:42:55I want my friends to be happy.
00:43:02If I had one, I'd want my family to be happy.
00:43:09I haven't got much farther than that.
00:43:11Forgot about Suze.
00:43:14Give him a bottle chase and a leg to hump, and he's good.
00:43:19So, um, do you think we should move in together?
00:43:33Um, yeah, maybe.
00:43:38Good.
00:43:41I'll start searching.
00:43:42dammit
00:44:02dammit
00:44:03Hugo, what have you gotten me into?
00:44:06excuse me, but what have i done?
00:44:08What have you done? What have you done? Oh, oh, I will tell you what you've done.
00:44:14It is working so well, she wants to move in together. That's what you've done.
00:44:24I'm comfortable in my home.
00:44:27All my old trinkets to meet me whenever I glass up.
00:44:33All my little knick-knacks spread around me.
00:44:38Photos of the girls I've loved upon the mantelpiece.
00:44:42A couple of disreputable pipes scattered about.
00:44:50Familiar pictures to hide the stains on the walls.
00:44:58My books higgledy-piggledy all over the place.
00:45:01Even the stains themselves are memories.
00:45:21Ready to go apartment hunting?
00:45:24Sure.
00:45:32What do you think?
00:45:38New furniture has no charm compared with old stuff.
00:45:43Oh, come on.
00:45:48It's the old things that we love. Old faces, old books, old jokes.
00:46:02So, here it is.
00:46:04Let's have a look around.
00:46:10And not merely old in itself. Apartment furniture generally is that.
00:46:16It must be old to us. Old in recollections and association.
00:46:27We weren't expecting it to be furnished.
00:46:29Oh, don't worry. It won't be after I evict this jackass.
00:46:33So, the rent?
00:46:36$1,600 like it says in the ad. No negotiations.
00:46:40Not even a little?
00:46:42I used to get $1,750 for this place.
00:46:45Oh.
00:46:47And $1,900 before that.
00:46:49Well, it's a good thing we didn't come apartment hunting five years ago.
00:46:52It would have cost us a fortune.
00:46:55Just say I don't want to do what I don't want to do
00:47:00Just because you think I should do it
00:47:02Don't mean I think I should do it too
00:47:04Now down the road I might regret it
00:47:06But I'd probably just forget it
00:47:08Because I'd do it if I thought it was meant to
00:47:11And I don't want to do what I don't want to do
00:47:16Uh-uh
00:47:25Oh, hello ladies.
00:47:28Hi.
00:47:30Hi, I'm Loretta. I'm from the Neighborhood Committee.
00:47:32I'm Elaine. I'm Poppy's partner.
00:47:35Partner?
00:47:37Oh, yes, of course. She's my girl. Of course.
00:47:42Oh, that's lovely.
00:47:44I was wondering which one of the community projects you would want to be involved with.
00:47:48Oh, no, I don't think we're going to have time for that.
00:47:50Actually, I think we might.
00:47:51Poppy, we can make some time shortly.
00:47:54Loretta, why don't you just come in and tell us all about it.
00:47:58Sure.
00:48:00If you don't mind the mess.
00:48:22You know what, Loretta?
00:48:24I think Poppy and I might be able to help you out with almost all of these.
00:48:27Whoa, all of them?
00:48:29Well, that's fantastic.
00:48:31Here, write down your email and I'll start sending you stuff.
00:48:34Actually, I'm in the process of changing my email at the moment, so...
00:48:38Well, in that case, Loretta, you just send it all to me and I'll make sure Poppy gets it.
00:48:43Thank you so much.
00:48:47Well, I must be off.
00:48:51I'll bring you down.
00:48:53You're going out again?
00:48:55Yes, unfortunately. We spent the entire day trying to find us a new apartment.
00:48:59But there was apparently something wrong with all of them.
00:49:03All that time, all that effort, all that research and nothing was right.
00:49:08So, I'm going to go out and do some food shopping.
00:49:15Bye, darling.
00:49:21Bye.
00:49:27I may have underestimated my opponent.
00:49:32Well, two can play at that game.
00:49:38Dear reader, if you are ever hit by a pang of regret or even guilt for faking your relationship,
00:49:45it always helps to keep a list of all the things that your partner does that annoys you.
00:49:51One, she criticizes your female friends.
00:49:55Two, every day requires a 45-minute analysis of who's annoyed her at work.
00:50:01Three, you don't need to wear my clothes obsessively like you're trying to permanently mark me with your smell.
00:50:07I am not a signpost for you to pee on.
00:50:10Twenty-two, every morning your breath smells like a raccoon's butthole.
00:50:18And finally, twenty-three, I am not your emotional crutch that exists just to confirm everything you want to do.
00:50:28If you want to do it, just fucking do it!
00:50:40Sigh.
00:50:50Are we good?
00:50:52Yeah.
00:50:55Yeah, of course.
00:50:57Of course we're good.
00:51:01It's just...
00:51:03It's just what?
00:51:05I just would like to do more things that I want to do sometimes.
00:51:10But I'm not stopping you, am I?
00:51:14No, not really.
00:51:17Not really? Well, what is it that you want to do?
00:51:22I don't know, like um...
00:51:27I don't know, like camping.
00:51:29Camping?
00:51:30Camping.
00:51:32Like in a tent with bugs everywhere and bears and mud and stuff.
00:51:40Okay, well when you put it like that...
00:51:43I'm just so busy with Ramones.
00:51:46Hey, excuse me, it is The Great Ramones.
00:51:51The Great Ramones Show.
00:51:55Anyway, I thought you were only doing half the show.
00:51:57I'm not doing half the show, I'm doing the full show.
00:52:00You just haven't entirely told me what the main part of the show is.
00:52:05Well, that sounds like half the show to me.
00:52:11I invited all my contacts, the press, my most glamorous professional clients.
00:52:17It had better be a good bloody show.
00:52:19The former mayor is coming.
00:52:21Okay, well maybe you just need a break.
00:52:28Fuck.
00:52:35Um...
00:52:39Well, we could.
00:52:44Don't forget it.
00:52:46If you don't like camping, you don't like camping.
00:52:49What kind of idiot likes camping anyways?
00:52:58Hey, sorry I'm late.
00:53:01Come on, let's go.
00:53:03Get off.
00:53:07What is this place anyways?
00:53:09This, Pops, is a publishing house.
00:53:11Oh.
00:53:13Welcome to Russell and Flo Publishing.
00:53:15Although really it's just Russell now.
00:53:17He divorced the cheating slut.
00:53:23Nice to meet you.
00:53:25Nice to meet you at last, Poppy.
00:53:28I'm delighted to be here.
00:53:31I want you to know that if you commit to us, we will commit to you.
00:53:38Glad to hear it.
00:53:40See, that's the way it has to be, Poppy.
00:53:42Because every time we take on a new writer,
00:53:48we essentially bet the company on them.
00:53:52Oh.
00:53:54Oh.
00:54:01So, I've been thinking about your suggestion.
00:54:05Oh, really?
00:54:07Which one?
00:54:09The camping trip.
00:54:11Oh, that.
00:54:13And I think we should do it.
00:54:15Um, like this summer?
00:54:18Of course.
00:54:20What, are we going to have time?
00:54:21No, this event is going great.
00:54:23It's still a couple of weeks away.
00:54:25I mean, you're not really doing anything.
00:54:27You, um.
00:54:29Uh, you.
00:54:31You're flexible, right?
00:54:34No.
00:54:36No, I'm not that flexible.
00:54:38No, I have a writing schedule and everything.
00:54:40And you better stick with it.
00:54:42Oh, hi, Patsy.
00:54:45Speak of the devil.
00:54:47This is actually perfect timing.
00:54:48Do you think you could maybe go poppy
00:54:50a couple of days off our schedule?
00:54:52Sorry, no.
00:54:54It's very important that the work gets done.
00:54:56See, I told you.
00:54:58I can't get away.
00:55:00We'll go camping another time.
00:55:02Camping?
00:55:04You like camping?
00:55:06I love camping.
00:55:08You know what?
00:55:10Maybe I've been too harsh.
00:55:12I'm sure that's not true.
00:55:14You're just being professional.
00:55:16I mean, I don't want to stop you guys
00:55:18from writing.
00:55:20So I'll tell you what.
00:55:22I'll shift your writing schedule by a week.
00:55:24Are you sure you can do that?
00:55:26You know, I mean,
00:55:28without speaking to Angela first?
00:55:30Sure.
00:55:32In fact, I think this is the best idea ever.
00:55:34Thank you so much.
00:55:36Oh, it's my pleasure.
00:55:38Poppy, come on.
00:55:40Let's go get a tent.
00:55:48We have everything, right?
00:55:50And more.
00:55:52I mean, it's not like we're going
00:55:54into the middle of nowhere.
00:55:56If we need anything, we'll just buy it.
00:55:58Sure.
00:56:00Okay, let's go.
00:56:18Come on.
00:56:36I think we're here.
00:56:39We're gonna be walking
00:56:41mostly from now on, right?
00:56:48I'll go sign us in.
00:56:52Did you find a map?
00:56:59I have one map and a two-for-one token for ziplining from the camp counselor.
00:57:05Took you a while, weren't chatting?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09I felt like finding an especially novel out of the way subject to talk to him about.
00:57:13A subject that no one had ever talked about before.
00:57:16A subject!
00:57:17The discussion of which will come down upon the world and stun them.
00:57:23A topic that will attract by its novelty and invigorate by its surprising freshness.
00:57:29Which was?
00:57:31We talked about the weather.
00:57:33Well, I'm glad you found something so useful to do.
00:57:36By the way, you're cooking tonight.
00:57:38Yep, that might not be such a good idea.
00:57:41Apparently, it's going to rain.
00:57:45Hmm.
00:57:53Were these seats taken?
00:57:55Uh, no, you'll be alright.
00:57:57You should join us.
00:58:05And how are you two lovely ladies doing this evening?
00:58:08Mm-mm.
00:58:09Sorry, boys.
00:58:10You're out of luck.
00:58:12We drive on the opposite side of the road.
00:58:14Yeah, we know.
00:58:15We saw you drive in.
00:58:22Excuse me, what kind of wine do you have?
00:58:26Uh, the usual red and white.
00:58:28Actually, a red and white.
00:58:30Uh, no, don't worry about it.
00:58:32Actually, we're going to be on the beers tonight.
00:58:34Alright!
00:58:35Beers!
00:58:36All around!
00:58:37On you, not us.
00:58:38Our tent is really small.
00:58:40Yeah, it's really good.
00:58:41This is Calgary.
00:58:42So we started on something else.
00:58:44We're sleeping in that tent together.
00:58:45Mm-hmm.
00:58:50Hey!
00:58:52And from...
00:58:55Until morning.
00:58:58No, I'm not even...
00:59:01You guys sleep naked?
00:59:03No!
00:59:04We are going to kick your ass.
00:59:06Yeah.
00:59:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:59:12Six!
00:59:17Five!
00:59:20You got it!
00:59:21You got it!
00:59:22Whoa, whoa.
00:59:24You should do two shots.
00:59:26Two shots!
00:59:27Two shots!
00:59:28Yes!
00:59:29No!
00:59:30Five!
00:59:31Put this thing on the ground.
00:59:32It's not illegal.
00:59:34You lost your hat.
00:59:35Oh, I'm sorry.
00:59:36It's okay.
00:59:37Thank you all for being here.
00:59:40You got this!
00:59:41You got it!
00:59:42You got it!
00:59:43Woo!
00:59:48Steady...
00:59:50Yeah!
00:59:53Hurry!
00:59:54Hurry up!
00:59:55Sweep!
00:59:56Sweep!
00:59:58Come on!
00:59:59Woo!
01:00:02Yes!
01:00:09Yeah!
01:00:14Oh, wow.
01:00:15Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
01:00:19Yeah!
01:00:20One more cookie!
01:00:21He did it!
01:00:23Drink it!
01:00:25No, come back.
01:00:26Just drink.
01:00:28Oh!
01:00:31Woo!
01:00:34What?
01:00:35I win!
01:00:37Yes!
01:00:40Are you guys just going to be alright?
01:00:44Uh, yeah.
01:00:45I'm just not going to let him in the tent.
01:00:48He has a genetic predisposition to diarrhea.
01:00:51That's a good idea.
01:00:53Bye!
01:00:54Bye!
01:01:04Excuse me.
01:01:05Mom.
01:01:09Mom.
01:01:16Is there any water?
01:01:30Give us a kiss.
01:01:34Oh.
01:01:36Oh, hang on.
01:01:38Oh, God.
01:01:39I'm not, I'm not done.
01:01:50Jesus, fuck!
01:01:52Time to get up.
01:01:53We've got some hiking to do.
01:01:55No, I don't have a minute.
01:01:58Poppy, I have a lot planned this holiday, and I do not want to miss a thing.
01:02:07Okay.
01:02:08Okay.
01:02:09Oh.
01:02:10I'm up.
01:02:13I'm up.
01:02:31Come on.
01:02:32It's not that hard.
01:02:35We just passed two dead hobbits.
01:02:55We are in a place where the feet of the trampling millions have not trodden its grass to dust,
01:03:01nor the din of the myriad cities chase the silence forever away.
01:03:06So, we walk hand in hand with nature under the great sky,
01:03:11living in sun-kissed tents amid the lowing herds the great earth rolls around in stillness,
01:03:20unladen with trouble and wrong.
01:03:23And we are free.
01:03:28For a time.
01:03:31For a time.
01:03:52We're lost as fuck, aren't we?
01:04:01We're lost as fuck, aren't we?
01:04:31I need a shower.
01:04:38I somehow seem to have an irresistible allure over mud.
01:04:42I swear, sometimes my friends invite me to outdoor activities, just so that they can stay clean.
01:04:47Hi!
01:04:48Hey!
01:04:49I thought I'd grab a shower too.
01:04:57You don't have to be cold.
01:04:59Hi. Hey. I thought... I thought I'd grab a shower too.
01:05:16You don't have to be jealous. Look, all I was doing was putting in a good word for Phil.
01:05:22Right.
01:05:34Poppy! Feet off the couch.
01:05:38It's not working.
01:05:39What's not working?
01:05:40My fake relationship.
01:05:42What exactly are you doing, Poppy?
01:05:44Listen, Hugo. I ask the questions around here, okay?
01:05:48How do I patch things up?
01:05:51Have you considered letting them know who you really are?
01:05:56Okay. If you're not going to say anything constructive, then why am I even here?
01:06:01Have you considered telling them about your past?
01:06:04About your family? About your struggles? Your secrets? Have you...
01:06:10How do you like to handle money?
01:06:12Temporarily, usually.
01:06:14What about your expectations?
01:06:16I don't have any expectations.
01:06:18What about the possibility of having children?
01:06:21What? Are you out of your damn mind?
01:06:24I mean, honestly, I'm starting to wonder what the hell I'm even doing here.
01:06:49I want to know why you were flirting with that girl.
01:06:54What girl?
01:06:56The girl from the showers at the campsite. Why do I even have to say this?
01:07:00Are there a bunch more that I don't know about?
01:07:03No.
01:07:04Okay, and why don't you want us to move in together?
01:07:07Are we really going to do this right now?
01:07:09Yes. We are going to do this right here, right now.
01:07:12It's going to throw off our whole schedule. I'm going to have to redo the whole thing.
01:07:15I really don't care about your stupid writing schedule.
01:07:19Right, this will probably mess with that too.
01:07:21That's great, Tubby.
01:07:22Will you just listen to me?
01:07:23No, yeah, I'm listening. I'm listening.
01:07:27I just want to know what's going on.
01:07:32Come with me.
01:07:34I'll tell you about my past.
01:07:39Maybe even some of my secrets.
01:07:45Okay.
01:08:46Hi, Pops.
01:08:48Hi.
01:08:49You're early. Why are you early?
01:08:52You said you wanted to see me?
01:08:54Yes, I did.
01:08:55Come on in.
01:09:04Absolutely impressed.
01:09:06You are?
01:09:07Yes, I am.
01:09:08You did great work over the summer.
01:09:11You did great work over the summer.
01:09:13A little bit savage, but delicious.
01:09:16I'm glad you like it.
01:09:17Russell is very happy too.
01:09:19Cool.
01:09:20You'd be amazed at what sells.
01:09:22I also have a couple of top line magazines looking for contributors.
01:09:27So, it needs an ending, huh?
01:09:31Yes, it does.
01:09:33Well, I guess I'm going to have to figure out what that's going to be then.
01:09:42You know, I still don't get it.
01:09:50Get what?
01:09:51The concept.
01:09:53I mean, if you're maintaining your relationship with someone, what's the difference between that and faking it?
01:09:58I don't know.
01:10:02Hello?
01:10:08So, how did your day go?
01:10:10It's good, yeah.
01:10:14Productive?
01:10:16Yes.
01:10:19Actually, I think the deal's set.
01:10:24That's great!
01:10:26God, you're so wonderful.
01:10:34Thank you.
01:10:40Obviously, I should get published more often.
01:11:10Thank you.
01:11:30This reception is delightful, Elaine.
01:11:32Thank you so much.
01:11:34I think everyone's enjoying themselves.
01:11:36I think the mayor certainly is.
01:11:41Please, enter.
01:11:46It's time for delusion.
01:11:56So, now we find out what it's all about, do we?
01:12:05Anytime now.
01:12:11Really, people? Is that how it's going to be?
01:12:18Nothing's happening.
01:12:20Yeah, I know.
01:12:23Couldn't help but notice that big old bag of nothing is happening.
01:12:27Shut up and follow me.
01:12:37What's that?
01:12:39Night vision. It's the faces of the people as they come to a realisation.
01:12:47Where's the show, Ramon?
01:12:49That's the realisation.
01:12:51There is no show.
01:12:54That's why it's called delusion.
01:12:57What?
01:13:03I invite everyone I know.
01:13:09Let me see how brilliant it is.
01:13:14She's not nice.
01:13:18Should we do something?
01:13:21No.
01:13:22No, no, no. It's better just let her work it all out of her system first.
01:13:33Stay down.
01:13:36Stay down, you bastard.
01:13:40I can't feel my spleen.
01:13:42Good.
01:14:03I just can't believe he would do this to me.
01:14:09I can't believe what you did to him.
01:14:11Especially with that wine bottle.
01:14:13Please be serious.
01:14:14I am.
01:14:15I mean, it is going to take a whole lot of time and a whole lot of patience.
01:14:21And a whole lot of lube to get it back out.
01:14:30You're a very special person, Elaine.
01:14:33You are kind.
01:14:38And you're passionate and you're intelligent and you have exquisite taste in food and wine.
01:14:49You think so?
01:14:50Yes, I do.
01:14:54And you mean a great deal to me.
01:15:01I mean a great deal to you.
01:15:08Well, thanks, I guess.
01:15:14No problem.
01:15:25You know what? This is a good idea.
01:15:29You know what? This is good, but...
01:15:32Come on, aren't you almost done?
01:15:34I mean, this sounds like a bit of a tangent.
01:15:37I'm not sure if I'm done yet.
01:15:40Poppy, this is no time to get the jitters, okay?
01:15:43Let's just slam this home and let's really start selling.
01:15:49Sure.
01:15:51Poppy, I'm going to make you famous.
01:15:53You are going to be on every TV, radio show, every website you can think of.
01:15:57Everyone is going to know your name. You're going to go crazy.
01:16:00Everyone's going to hang on your every word and...
01:16:03It's going to be everywhere.
01:16:06Oh, God.
01:16:18I can enjoy feeling melancholy.
01:16:20There's a good deal of satisfaction in being thoroughly miserable.
01:16:23But nobody likes feeling wound up.
01:16:26You're just as likely to feel it on the day after you've come into money
01:16:30as you are on the day after you've just left your new phone on the bus.
01:16:37You become stupid and restless.
01:16:40Irritable.
01:16:44Rude to strangers.
01:16:46Dangerous toward your friends.
01:16:49Clumsy and quarrelsome.
01:16:53Nuisance to yourself and everybody about you.
01:16:58Which can be satisfying in itself sometimes.
01:17:04Besides, who would care two hoots?
01:17:08Whatever precise amount of care a hoot may represent.
01:17:11Whether you are blown up, hung up, or drowned, or married.
01:17:17You've never been thoroughly appreciated.
01:17:20You've never been met with your just rewards in any one part of your life.
01:17:25And this works you into a state of savage fury against everyone.
01:17:29And everything, especially yourself, whom anatomical reasons alone prevent you from kicking.
01:17:42At least you can bully your partner.
01:17:44Grumble at dinner.
01:17:45Insist on watching something they don't like.
01:17:47And after you've created a good deal of disturbance around the house,
01:17:50at least you can enjoy the feeling of having created some trouble for somebody else.
01:18:18But to the victims of this I would say,
01:18:20it is worth it to know that just because someone pushes you,
01:18:23doesn't mean they don't enjoy having something to push against.
01:18:48What is it now?
01:18:54I just...
01:18:55I just want you to know that I...
01:19:02That I...
01:19:03Just let me sleep.
01:19:17Just let me sleep.
01:19:41Look at her.
01:19:43This is an example of smug satisfaction I've never seen outside of a religious meeting.
01:19:49This is vanity.
01:19:52Everybody's vain.
01:19:57Goodness in a pet's eyes is stroking them and feeding them with food.
01:20:04I'm afraid this narrow-minded view of virtue is not confined to pets.
01:20:09A good man is a man who's good to us.
01:20:13A bad man is a man who doesn't do what we want him to do.
01:20:18The truth is that we have, each of us,
01:20:21this inborn conviction that the whole world,
01:20:24with everybody and everything in it,
01:20:27has created this sort of appendage to ourselves.
01:20:31You and I, we're both the center of the universe.
01:20:35We're both the center of the universe in our respective opinions.
01:20:52Of course, it is in our follies that we are truly united.
01:20:56Some of us are pious.
01:20:59Some of us are generous.
01:21:01Some few of us are honest, comparatively speaking,
01:21:04and some, even fewer still, may possibly be truthful.
01:21:28Do you have the ribbons?
01:21:29Ribbons?
01:21:30Yeah, the ribbons to decorate the table. Are they in your box?
01:21:33Oh, uh, no. Sorry, they're not. I...
01:21:36Oh, okay. Um, I'll just quickly go get them.
01:21:38Yeah, okay. Yeah, you do that.
01:21:40I'm just gonna say hi to the neighbors and stuff.
01:22:00Okay.
01:22:14Hi, who's this?
01:22:16It's me, Patsy.
01:22:17Oh, hey, Patsy. Do you need Poppy?
01:22:19Yeah, there are some errors in her last submission that need to be sorted out.
01:22:23Oh, did you email her?
01:22:25Well, I can, but we need these for Monday morning.
01:22:27She's not really the easiest to reach out, if you know what I mean.
01:22:30Can you get her for me?
01:22:31Actually, she's not on your phone at the moment.
01:22:35Why don't you just send it to me?
01:22:38You have seen all this stuff, right?
01:22:41Of course.
01:22:43Okay, I'll send it over to you.
01:22:45What's your email?
01:22:57God!
01:22:59Oh, shit!
01:23:24Do we have any bug spray?
01:23:27We?
01:23:29Who's we?
01:23:31What?
01:23:35What is that?
01:23:37Patsy just sent me her latest work.
01:23:41Why would she do that?
01:23:43Because you never answer your fucking emails!
01:23:47It's just fantasy, okay?
01:23:49Look, it's just made up.
01:23:51Made up? Made up!
01:23:53It's me! Every little bit of it is me!
01:23:55I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
01:23:57How dare you! How dare you degrade me like that!
01:24:00How dare you waste my life!
01:24:02No, we're not fake! This is not fake!
01:24:08We're not fake!
01:24:10Not fake.
01:24:14Fuck you!
01:24:16But, no, well, at least now I know that you acted like the disloyal,
01:24:19scheming, cliche-ridden, side-sliming,
01:24:22talentless, worthless, thoughtless, tasteless,
01:24:26flat-chested, cross-eyed, split-ended, saggy-ass
01:24:30bucket of slut nuggets that you truly are!
01:24:38What are slut nuggets?
01:24:41You acted...
01:24:43You acted like a man!
01:24:52But I love you.
01:25:22I love you.
01:25:38Yeah.
01:25:40Mike is going to take me to the hospital.
01:25:42Would you please take Toby?
01:25:44Um, no, I just...
01:25:46Poppy, please!
01:25:48Uh, yes. Yes.
01:25:50Come here.
01:25:52It's okay.
01:26:20I love you.
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01:27:16Phone rings.
01:27:20Hi, Pops. It's Angela.
01:27:24Oh, hi.
01:27:26So, Elaine is threatening to sue us
01:27:28if we publish anything.
01:27:30Have you spoken to her about this?
01:27:32No. No, I've called
01:27:34and I've called, but she won't talk to me.
01:27:36Okay.
01:27:38So that basically means I can't sell this.
01:27:40And we don't have any time or money
01:27:42to have a lawyer go through it.
01:27:44That's offensive, Pops.
01:27:46So this call is basically to say goodbye.
01:27:48Sorry, kid, but a lot of time
01:27:50has been wasted on this.
01:27:54Bye, Angela.
01:28:14Crying.
01:28:26Oh, honey.
01:28:28It's okay.
01:28:40So you called and we're here.
01:28:44It's, uh, it's small, but it's, uh, not all that cheap.
01:28:55It's cheap. And you take pets, right?
01:28:58Yeah, and I need first and last, and side hair.
01:29:04Frank Biggs.
01:29:07You might know a, um, Lorena Biggs, from Herald Street.
01:29:12Oh yeah. We were, we were married.
01:29:18Oh.
01:29:20Long story, long ago.
01:29:26Tell me.
01:29:28We, uh, we had a son. And he died.
01:29:36Um, I'm so sorry.
01:29:42We, uh, we didn't make it through it.
01:29:47We couldn't even look at each other.
01:29:56Yeah, I just, uh, broke up with my girlfriend.
01:30:00Really? What's that?
01:30:04I lied. A lot.
01:30:11Well, you know, it really isn't the lies.
01:30:16It's the being shut out that matters.
01:30:19People hate that.
01:30:22Lorena?
01:30:24She shut me out, and wouldn't speak to me about it.
01:30:29I tried to fill her life full of community events.
01:30:33That's some other bullshit.
01:30:38Right.
01:30:45But, uh, you know, we live, we learn.
01:30:52Huh?
01:31:10Hi Poppy.
01:31:11Hey.
01:31:12Is Elaine here?
01:31:13No. No, you're, you're quite safe.
01:31:17What are you up to?
01:31:20I'm looking for inspiration.
01:31:22No, you're not going to find it here.
01:31:24He's right. Maybe you should try Toronto.
01:31:27Shut up, Cloud. That's not what I mean at all.
01:31:30What I mean, for an artist to create, they must look within themselves rather than at everyone else.
01:31:36A true artist looks so closely at themselves that they learn something new about everyone else.
01:31:48Bye guys.
01:31:50Hope the bruises have healed.
01:32:19What's the point of being an idle person if you just don't want to be idle anymore?
01:32:36And then all of a sudden me and Elaine are getting into this giant fight.
01:32:39She's gone. She doesn't want anything to do with me.
01:32:42She won't even speak to me.
01:32:44I know that you're mad at me. You're probably mad at me.
01:32:46I'm so sorry, you guys.
01:32:48I know that it seemed like it was completely happened on purpose, but it really did not.
01:32:52I had no idea. There was just no explaining it.
01:32:55I'm so sorry, Loretta. I am so sorry that I ruined your event.
01:33:17Did you love her?
01:33:23Yeah.
01:33:27Yeah, I did.
01:33:33But she's gone.
01:33:37Forever.
01:33:47Forever.
01:33:58Oh, Poppy.
01:34:00Life is hard.
01:34:03But there are some problems in life that are truly insurmountable.
01:34:08But this is not one of them.
01:34:10Okay.
01:34:14Now, listen very carefully.
01:34:32Hi, Patsy.
01:34:34Hi, Elaine.
01:34:36Day off?
01:34:37Half day, actually.
01:34:39I have some papers due in the evening.
01:34:42Well, at least something.
01:34:45Elaine, I wanted to say sorry.
01:34:51For what?
01:34:53It's not your fault.
01:34:56It's not your fault I fell in love with the wrong person.
01:35:02Maybe you didn't fall in love with the wrong person.
01:35:05Maybe you fell in love with the right person, but that person is just a little bit wrong for you.
01:35:11You're 12, right?
01:35:1413.
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01:38:01What would you say if I told you I was going to work much harder from now on?
01:38:31You wouldn't know how it all got so complicated.
01:38:50Well, what would you have said?
01:39:01I would have said,
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