• 3 months ago
Hindi Comedy
Transcript
00:00Bro, fool. Orthopedic means...
00:03Orthopedic, Hansa.
00:05What did Subramaniam say about the skirt and the skirt?
00:09He said that men don't like skirts and skirts.
00:14Only women like them.
00:17Orthopedic.
00:19Orthopedic!
00:21No, no, no. Orthopedic means...
00:23No, no, Manilal. Let it be.
00:25You do your work. You shoot.
00:28Hansa, I forgot.
00:30That's why I reminded you.
00:33Hey, shoot properly.
00:35Who did you say?
00:37You.
00:38You don't know.
00:40You're 5000 times more intelligent than humans.
00:43Ask me any question and I'll answer.
00:46Really?
00:47My Himanshu is intelligent.
00:50Ask him any question.
00:53He'll give you the right answer.
00:55Go back.
00:57Is it? Okay.
01:04Hello, who is Himanshu?
01:06It's me.
01:07Okay.
01:08Where is London?
01:10Abroad.
01:12What does H2O mean?
01:15H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. H2O.
01:21What do you call a dog in English?
01:23You can call it whatever you want.
01:26Your father is also a dog, Cuckoo.
01:36Hey!
01:38Watch where you're shooting.
01:40Babuji is sitting here.
01:44Why are you laughing?
01:46Kaful, son.
01:48There must be a way to stop this robot.
01:51There is a way.
01:52Give it to me.
01:53What did the emperor say to the robot?
01:55Kill a family member while running.
01:58If you don't run, he'll go mad.
02:01And he won't kill you. Simple.
02:08Hello.
02:09Hansa, call Ejaisri.
02:11Okay.
02:12Ejaisri, it's for you.
02:14Hello.
02:15Ejaisri, stop the car.
02:17Okay. Stop the car, Kushal.
02:20Watch now.
02:23Car.
02:24Car, car.
02:25Yes, yes. I'm driving the car. I understand.
02:29Listen.
02:30Don't pay attention to Robo Kumar.
02:38Hello.
02:39Ejaisri.
02:40Vinashasur, Uttara.
02:42We're near Kathachoti.
02:43The salt field.
02:45Yes, yes. Salt pan.
02:46It's there.
02:47Okay. Hang up.
02:53Okay.
03:07I'm playing with this white ball.
03:09Listen, sister-in-law.
03:11Yes.
03:12I have another way to prevent this robot.
03:15Okay.
03:17If we pour salt water on his face,
03:20then he'll go crazy and won't be able to do anything.
03:24But where do we go to find salt now?
03:31Why aren't you running?
03:33If you don't run, how will I kill you?
03:36We were running, still you couldn't kill us.
03:40Run!
03:41Ma'am! Ma'am!
03:49Jaisuri, run!
03:51No way! If I run, who will cook for everyone?
03:56Hey Kushal, taste this halwa. Is it too sweet?
04:01This is sour.
04:03That's acid.
04:05If you didn't have ghee, you added acid.
04:07Will you eat?
04:08I'm fine.
04:09Eat!
04:11Dad, you run.
04:13Go ahead. I'm sorry.
04:15I'm not begging. I'm not a beggar.
04:17I said, go ahead.
04:20Check.
04:22Will you run?
04:24Come on. Don't say anything to him.
04:28I even call a cab to take a run in cricket.
04:33Cash.
04:34Dershan, Himanshu, will you run?
04:37Dershan, Himanshu, will you run?
04:40Hold the mirror.
04:44Why are you shaving here?
04:46I'll shave when I come back.
04:48Not here.
04:49Okay.
04:57You don't understand a robo's feelings.
04:59You guys run.
05:01Sensa told me to kill the Parikh family while running.
05:05If you don't run, how will I kill?
05:08And if I don't kill, how will I convince the world...
05:11...that I'm the most dangerous robo in the world?
05:15Run! Please!
05:19I see.
05:20So you're really a robo.
05:22Hey!
05:29Liar!
05:31I've been shooting bullets with my eyes.
05:34I'm flying in the air.
05:35I look like this.
05:39I'm talking like this.
05:40I'm a robo, right?
05:48Where's Brahmastra?
05:51Wait.
05:52It's not necessary.
05:54Liar!
05:56Maybe you took part in the fancy dress...
05:59...and became a robo in it.
06:02What?
06:03Yes.
06:04I take part in the fancy dress every year.
06:08Last year, Himanshu got the first prize.
06:12Yes.
06:14Himanshu, bring the samosa.
06:15What?
06:17Come, I'll show you.
06:18Come.
06:20Come, robo. I'll show you.
06:23Himanshu!
06:24Please!
06:25Don't eat it.
06:26How's the samosa?
06:27It'll come.
06:28It's a samosa.
06:30From Gegadmal Hotel.
06:31Gujarati samosa.
06:32It looks like it's over.
06:35Yes.
06:36Gegadmal Hotel's samosa...
06:38...is always over by 4 o'clock.
06:42Come, robo. Come.
06:43I'll show you more.
06:45This is my father.
06:46Yes, I can see.
06:47These were hot gulab jamuns.
06:49From Gegadmal Hotel.
06:50White ones.
06:51He broke three of my bones.
06:53Why?
06:54Because I sat on my father's stomach.
06:59I was like a fly.
07:01From Gegadmal Hotel.
07:02The big one, the blue one.
07:06Constipation prize.
07:08Come, I'll show you more.
07:09Come, robo.
07:11This is your son.
07:12What?
07:13Come, robo.
07:14I'll show you something new.
07:15Come.
07:17I made a fan.
07:18From Gegadmal Hotel's kitchen.
07:20Standing fan.
07:21If it's a fan, why isn't it working?
07:23Because I left.
07:25I was like electricity.
07:26From Gegadmal Hotel.
07:35I'm here.
07:36The fan is on.
07:38I can feel the wind.
07:40I can't feel the wind, but I can hear something.
07:42That's a helicopter.
07:45Hey, look, a helicopter.
07:47Hey, helicopter.
07:48This is my relative.
07:49Sukesh.
07:50Let's go.
07:51Let's all sit in the helicopter.
07:53Yes.
07:54Yes.
07:55Babuji.
07:56Babuji.
07:57Now tie it.
07:58Now tie it.
07:59Now tie it.
08:00Imanshu.
08:01Let's go.
08:02Slowly.
08:03Don't run.
08:04Don't run.
08:05Let's go.
08:06Don't run.
08:07If you don't run, the robo won't do anything.
08:09Slowly.
08:10Slowly.
08:12Babuji.
08:13Yes.
08:14Calm the robo down.
08:15Let it be.
08:16I don't need to calm down.
08:17I'm already calm.
08:18If you want to run, run.
08:19I don't want to die.
08:20You guys go.
08:21Run.
08:22Then run.
08:24Run.
08:25Babuji, what have they done to me?
08:42Leave me.
08:44I want to leave the world.
08:46Leave me.
08:49I'm trying to let her go, but I can't.
08:52Hey!
08:53Rani!
08:54Wazir!
08:55Come here and let me go!
08:56Why are you calling her?
08:57She'll come here and say,
08:58Robo!
08:59Robo!
09:00Robo!
09:01Robo!
09:02Robo!
09:03Robo!
09:04Robo!
09:05See?
09:06See?
09:07I told you.
09:08Let me go, please.
09:09I've let you go.
09:11Why aren't you running?
09:12No, but there's no point in running now.
09:14Why?
09:15The helicopter is gone!
09:19Rani!
09:20Rani!
09:21Rani!
09:22Rani!
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12:45Areeen, stop it.
12:46It's the bathroom.
12:46I am digital in Pan-Turkistan
13:08My aunt sold me out
13:10She hit me with a stick
13:12Stick?
13:14Cut, cut, cut
13:17I need a groom for my broken brain
13:19Do you want me to show you a plane or a printed one?
13:20Printed
13:21I'll show you
13:22Show me an art number full design on a scorpion print
13:25Look at this full printed handloom
13:27Turn around
13:28It's going to come here too, coming soon
13:37What am I saying?
13:44Dance, dance, dance
13:46Dance, dance, dance
13:52I told you if I have to study
13:54Get me some glasses
13:56Give him a few glasses
13:57Look at this
13:58Four glasses
14:00What does these glasses have to do with studying?
14:02You can read what's written on it
14:05Breakable glass
14:09Hit it for real Flora, for real
14:11Before this, I had a lot of fear in life
14:15I'm tired
14:17I'm tired for the second time
14:19I'm tired for the third time
14:21I'm tired for the fourth time
14:23Where's the place to put eggs in his bag?
14:26Cut, cut, cut
14:32You have to eat before you leave
14:35How are you, son?
14:37That's it, I'm leaving
14:39Bye, bye, bye, bye
15:09La, la, la, la, la, la
15:14La, la, la, la, la, la
15:18La, la, la, la, la, la
15:22One day Raka, one day Raka
15:24One day Rakegi
15:30One day Raka, one day Raka
15:32One day Rakegi
15:34One day Raka
15:39Meat for each other
15:40Our hearts know each other
15:43Our hearts know each other
15:45The lovers know each other
15:47Love too much
15:56One day Raka, one day Raka
15:58One day Rakegi