Hindi Comedy
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Short filmTranscript
00:00So, Pakistan was born on 14th August, we were freed on 15th August and on 16th August, Pantukistan was created.
00:10Our elders are going there, on a secret mission.
00:17So, what happened is that TIA, that is, the Thodik Intelligence Agency,
00:23had offered 5 crore rupees to our elders for a secret mission.
00:29Take it, take it.
00:31Wait, wait, wait.
00:33One second, one second.
00:34This is yours.
00:35You just have to do one thing for me in return.
00:39Watch your tongue.
00:41How can you say such vulgar things in front of a cultured woman like me?
00:46What did I say vulgar?
00:48Yes, so I will do the work.
00:51Stop it.
00:52Keep quiet or I will throw you out.
00:54I am tired of thinking about this.
00:56We don't want this hard-working people.
00:59Yes, yes, you just want to make money.
01:01The electricity bill was 7,40,000 because of this Hansa.
01:05You always keep running AC, AC, AC.
01:08Don't lie, father, don't lie.
01:10We only ran AC once in April.
01:12Yes, and we turned it off in December.
01:15Go ahead.
01:16Did you hear that?
01:17Yes, yes, one minute.
01:18Sister-in-law Hansa, I will do the work.
01:21Okay.
01:22Come with me.
01:29Watch this film.
01:31This is Panthukistan.
01:34The saddest and saddest country in the world.
01:38There is no roof over anyone's head here.
01:41Toilet, toilet.
01:42Sour moustache, toilet.
01:44Brother Elaichi, I have to go.
01:47First clear the accounts, then the toilet.
01:49No proper food, no water.
01:52And clean water.
01:55This is just a dream.
01:58The helpless people here sell their old parents for their children's upbringing.
02:05Do you have a mother?
02:07The mother is dead, she will come tomorrow.
02:08And they buy death for themselves.
02:11Death.
02:18If there is any color in this colorless country,
02:21it is on the red bags forced on the faces of the women here.
02:29This is a sad song praising the art, culture and the king here.
02:42And that king is this.
02:45Cruel, atheist, monster, King Kemam Khakethu.
02:49Where the people live in poverty, helplessness and terror,
02:53the king lives in luxury with his wife Queen Gulkanda and minister 120 Navratan.
03:01In this magnificent palace.
03:08Look at this man's face carefully.
03:12Oh my God.
03:14This is my Profool.
03:16Where?
03:17Where do you look like Profool wearing a nightie?
03:22Hansa, look next to him.
03:25I will see when he raises his hand.
03:28Hansa, that Maroon colored one with glasses.
03:31Who? That chappadganju with a stupid face?
03:34Oh yes, this is my Profool.
03:38Correct.
03:39Correct.
03:40Now, when we put the same beard and moustache on Profool,
03:44he will look like a king.
03:46Okay.
03:47But how will we put his beard and moustache on Profool?
03:50Look at this.
03:52Hansa with a moustache, king of stupidity.
03:56Why are you abusing?
03:58Himanshu.
03:59King said.
04:00Himanshu, keep calm.
04:01How can I keep calm?
04:03Whenever I see, Hansa with a moustache, Hansa with a moustache.
04:06Now, I have a moustache.
04:08You don't have.
04:09Himanshu.
04:10On Tuesday, you abused your elder sister in public.
04:13What?
04:14Yes.
04:15Oh no.
04:16Moustache, moustache, Mansu, moustache, Mansu.
04:18You said like this.
04:19Now, I don't have a moustache.
04:21What should I do?
04:22From where should I get?
04:23I agree.
04:24I agree that mother-in-law had a moustache.
04:27Like Jackie Shroff.
04:28Mother had a beard.
04:29White.
04:30Long.
04:31Thick.
04:32But.
04:33But the form was not everything.
04:34Yes.
04:35You.
04:36Look at Hansa's heart.
04:37Yes.
04:38It is as pure as Ganga.
04:39Like Ganga.
04:40Ganga.
04:41Ganga.
04:42Himanshu.
04:43Put father in the river.
04:45Harsh.
04:46Now, tell me.
04:47Do you know?
04:48There are so many dangerous fish in it.
04:50Sometimes, even tiger shark is seen.
04:52No, no.
04:53At this time, we don't have to go to see fish.
04:55Yes.
04:56We are vegetarian.
04:57We have not come here for sightseeing.
04:58Yes.
04:59Come on, tell me.
05:00Go ahead.
05:01I was saying.
05:02Brother Praful will put fake beard and moustache.
05:04And wear clothes.
05:05And make him the king of Panthukistan.
05:07Right?
05:08Right.
05:09And if the opportunity arises.
05:10We will change brother Praful from the real emperor.
05:12This is our secret plan.
05:14Through which we will save the world from destruction.
05:16Yes.
05:17And that is why it is necessary.
05:18That you people disappear from the eyes of the world.
05:20Then it is better to do this.
05:22That we go and talk to the outside world.
05:24Then the world will disappear automatically.
05:26Yes.
05:27Come on.
05:28Come on, Hansa.
05:29Come on.
05:30Okay.
05:31Come on.
05:32Yes.
05:33Yes.
05:34We run barefoot to kill, right?
05:36Why barefoot?
05:37We have shoes and slippers in our hands to kill us, right?
05:40Oh!
05:41Hey, Kusla!
05:42Once, the marble in our bathroom broke.
05:45So, I...
05:46No, no, Jayshree, don't be.
05:48I know what marble means.
05:50I've seen it.
05:51Akbar Marble.
05:52Akbar Marble.
05:53So, I tried to pick up some marble.
05:57So, he kicked me out with his slippers.
05:59Why?
06:00I don't know.
06:01He started saying,
06:02You can't pick up marble from Taj Mahal.
06:04Taj Mahal?
06:05And, Kusla, wherever you see in Taj Mahal,
06:07there's marble.
06:08Yes.
06:09If I had picked up a minaret and brought it home,
06:12what would have happened to them?
06:13Taj Mahal.
06:14Yes.
06:15Oh, no.
06:16These Hyderabad people are like that.
06:18There are four minarets in Hyderabad.
06:20Oh, no.
06:21They have four minarets.
06:22So, if one of them would have gone to Himanshu,
06:24what would have happened?
06:25Tell me.
06:26Our bathroom would have been empty.
06:27So?
06:28Kaliyug, brother.
06:30Kaliyug.
06:31Kaliyug.
06:34Hey, Kushal.
06:36These people will save the world from destruction.
06:40Listen. Listen.
06:41Look, what you were saying.
06:43That, not in Hyderabad.
06:44This is Taj Mahal of Agra.
06:45Yes.
06:46Taj Mahal of Agra.
06:48That was made by Auroch Zeb's father.
06:50In 1648 rupees.
06:52Oh, no.
06:53So cheap.
06:55In those days, everything was cheap.
06:56Pumpkin, tomato, Taj Mahal.
06:58Okay.
06:59It was made in millions of rupees.
07:00What are you saying?
07:01It's written on your tree.
07:02Taj Mahal, made in 1648.
07:06That's the year.
07:08The year is more exact.
07:09The year. The year in which it was made.
07:11Look at the year.
07:14Hey Ansa, look at the Taj Mahal.
07:16Our Dharmishtha Kaki's garage.
07:17The one with the gun.
07:18Same. Same.
07:21One second.
07:22Your Dharmishtha Kaki's garage with the gun
07:25looks like the Taj Mahal.
07:30It must be made of marble.
07:32No, no.
07:33The garage must be made of stone.
07:35The rest is the same Taj Mahal.
07:37Then it must be white.
07:38No.
07:39The garage is black.
07:41It was on fire.
07:42The rest is the same Taj Mahal.
07:44Then there must be a beautiful river flowing in front of it.
07:47No. The garage is dirty.
07:48A gutter of dirty water flows in front of it.
07:52The rest is the same Taj Mahal.
07:53Same.
07:55So your Dharmishtha Kaki's garage with the gun
07:58is different.
07:59The color is different.
08:00A gutter of dirty water flows in front of it.
08:02Then how is it the same Taj Mahal?
08:07Come closer.
08:08Bend. Bend down.
08:09Look carefully.
08:11The sun is shining on the Taj Mahal.
08:13It's shining, isn't it?
08:14Look.
08:15So the sun shines on the Bhanloop's garage too.
08:18So it's the same.
08:19The garage and the Taj Mahal are the same.
08:20Dharmishtha Kaki Mumtaz.
08:23Yes, son.
08:24Go, go.
08:26Yes, yes.
08:34Will you send him?
08:35As the king of Pantukistan?
08:39Will he save the world from destruction?
08:43Son, he destroys.
08:48Please don't scare me anymore.
08:51I know it's impossible.
08:54But we will have to make it possible somehow.
08:57So first of all, we will do Praful's kayak.
09:23Praful's Kayak
09:32It's done.
09:34A piece of the moon with a beard.
09:40How do I look, Manju?
09:42You look so handsome.
09:43You look so handsome.
09:44You don't look handsome at all.
09:46I look handsome.
09:49Kusla, you turned out to be a magician.
09:51M.P.C. Sarkar.
09:53P.C. Sarkar.
09:55I am talking about Mr. P.C. Sarkar.
09:57Father, brother-in-law.