Khichdi 2 Part 9
Hindi Comedy
Transcript
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00:40My heart...
00:43Let me explain.
00:45The first time I saw Praful, I knew we were really in it.
00:52Then why were you staring at us with such big eyes?
00:58Cause my eyes are like this.
01:00But you have a tongue. You could have said.
01:05You could have hit me on the head before I could.
01:10Uh, uh...
01:11Babuji ne.
01:12Yeh sab chhod.
01:13Ab aage batayiye na kya karna hai?
01:15Yeh phir atkegi.
01:16Atkeshwari.
01:17Dialogue bolegi?
01:18Dekhna?
01:19Dekhte.
01:20Aayiye.
01:21Pragati.
01:22Hamare desh ki pragati jaari rakhe.
01:25Yeh to bol gayi.
01:27Doctor bhaiya, aap jaayiye aur...
01:30Vyagyani ko doonne mein hum aapki madad karenge.
01:33Are haan, lekin Harakpadura,
01:35yeh doctor, tumhara pati jo asli shensha hai,
01:37wo aagaya to?
01:38Unhe to.
01:39Unhe to.
01:40Uh phir bibi.
01:42Unhe to.
01:44Eh Shakilal, tu bol na,
01:46unhe to hum ne hi aagwa kiya hai.
01:48Haan aay?
01:49Arre waa.
01:50Idhar hai?
01:51Koi hai?
01:52Help!
01:53Rani Gulkandha, mai aakhri baar kah raha hoon,
01:57mujhe yahan se reha karo,
01:59warana...
02:00Vyagyani ko doonne mein aap sab meri madad karenge?
02:03Haan.
02:04Tab tak pragati jaari rahegi,
02:06aur uska pehla kadam hoga Free Press.
02:08Yes, yes, yes.
02:10Free press.
02:12So see.
02:14Free press.
02:15Everyone's clothes will be pressed for free.
02:17Except underwear.
02:19It will cost money.
02:20Free press.
02:23Look, look.
02:24Every house has a cylinder scheme.
02:27Free fresh gas from the censor.
02:30Hey, a little intelligent.
02:32Stop.
02:35What happened?
02:36Did you find his address there?
02:37Where?
02:38Shahenshah's murder management and robbery research institute is closed.
02:41Oh my God.
02:42So which school will find him?
02:45What is this written?
02:48Shahenshah School of Terrorism and Terrorist Activities.
02:51Special course in suicide bombing.
02:56Oh wow.
02:57Isn't it world best?
02:59These people also give degree in terrorism.
03:01And Rani Sahiba's order is...
03:02Hey, the principal has become Kumar.
03:04One minute.
03:05Rani Sahiba's order is...
03:06Close all such schools from today.
03:08And these jackets.
03:09Bury them.
03:10Hey, one minute.
03:11Why so many world best jackets have to be buried?
03:13Duffer.
03:14Duffer?
03:15Yes.
03:16Sister Jessie, these are suicide jackets.
03:17If you wear them and press the button, then boom.
03:21Give me one.
03:23This, this blue.
03:24This is good.
03:25I'm going.
03:26Here, peel it.
03:27Tea.
03:28Sister Jessie, today is a great day.
03:29World best, right?
03:30Jai Shree.
03:32Jai Shree.
03:34My fever is increasing.
03:36Let me measure it.
03:37Hey, how will you measure the fever?
03:39Jai Shree, I'm feeling very cold.
03:41The cold is increasing.
03:44Babuji, wear this jacket.
03:46You'll get relief.
03:47Okay.
03:48Let's go.
03:49Let's go.
03:50Let's go.
03:51Now you'll enjoy.
03:52There's a bomb in it.
03:53Oh.
03:56Babuji.
03:57Yes.
03:58I told you.
03:59There's an inbuilt heater inside.
04:00Heater?
04:01Yes.
04:02There's a button in the pocket.
04:04Here.
04:07Yes.
04:08Press it.
04:09Yes.
04:18Jai Shree.
04:19Useless.
04:20Who gives a jacket to his lover?
04:27Why are you laughing?
04:30He got saved.
04:32It's a crow.
04:33It's a crow.
04:34Kushal.
04:35God, he's born after drinking nectar.
04:38Emperor, you're a fool.
04:40What did I tell you?
04:42That there's no proper hospital here.
04:44And if you want to do a thorough operation,
04:46it can't be done.
04:47That's why, Emperor,
04:48you arrange for a proper operation theatre.
04:51Yes, so?
04:52So what, Babuji?
04:53So what?
04:54I did it.
04:55Where?
04:56Look here.
04:57Here's the operation.
04:58And Himachal.
05:00And here's the theatre.
05:05Start the theatre for the relatives.
05:07Emperor, you fool.
05:08It's a heart operation.
05:10His heart is not working properly.
05:12That's why the theatre will be connected to the disease.
05:16Let the heart beat.
05:17Start it.
05:27Emperor,
05:28Emperor,
05:30Emperor.
05:31Yes, Queen.
05:32Emperor ran away.
05:33Brothers and sisters,
05:36by disguising as Emperor,
05:39an imposter
05:41will try to enter Pandukistan.
05:45Kick him out.
05:48Yes.
05:49If possible, a dead one.
05:51If he's dead, how will he run away?
05:55Then alive.
05:56Then alive.
05:58That's it.
05:59Let's go.
06:00Yes, let's go.
06:01Shoes, shoes.
06:02Kick him out.
06:03Remember.
06:04Shoes, shoes.
06:05Kick him out.
06:06Don't let him in.
06:08Shoes.
06:09Shoes.
06:10Kick Babuji out too.
06:12Kick him out.
06:15I'm not an imposter
06:18who will disguise as Emperor and try to enter the palace.
06:23On 16th August,
06:24Pandukistan will be mine again.
06:29And if that doesn't happen,
06:32I'll behead you.
06:34Both of you.
06:37On 16th August,
06:39Pandukistan's Independence Day,
06:42I, Queen Gulkandha,
06:44will announce Pandukistan's first Prime Minister.
06:51Pick up the crown.
06:52Pick up the crown.
06:56Call the donkey.
06:59Brother Praful, say it.
07:01What?
07:04I'll put all my eggs in the queen's bag.
07:08He'll say it?
07:10I'll put all my eggs in the queen's bag.
07:13I'll put all my eggs in the queen's bag.
07:19What's in her bag?
07:21Won't the eggs break?
07:23She'll put the eggs in the boiling water.
07:27The Emperor means
07:29that he'll resign
07:31and put all his positions
07:33in the queen's bag.
07:36I see.
07:37So there's a place in the bag.
07:44Pick up the crown. Pick up the crown.
07:47I, Queen Gulkandha,
07:49will announce Pandukistan's first Prime Minister.
07:54And now, the national anthem.
08:03Long live India!
08:07India is my darling,
08:09India is my life.
08:11Like the fragrance of the soil,
08:13India is my love.
08:15Like the story of the cow,
08:17like the touch of the face,
08:19your name is Pandukistan.
08:23We are the people,
08:25like our father.
08:27Look, our country is changing.
08:30We are the people,
08:32like our father.
08:34Look, our country is changing.
08:36Look, our country is changing.
08:39But my brother-in-law is the Emperor.
08:43What did the queen say?
08:45That on the 16th of August,
08:47Praful will become Praful again.
08:49So it's possible that he's really the Emperor.
08:54And he's my Praful.
08:56Let's go. Don't tell anyone.
08:58Let's go.
09:00My Praful. My Praful.
09:04After so many days,
09:06my Praful looks like Praful.
09:09Right, Mansur?
09:11I'll break your neck.
09:12Patience.
09:13Emperor, be patient.
09:15They both are very talkative.
09:19If we talk lovingly,
09:20they both will melt.
09:22I'm here.
09:25Brother-in-law, how are you?
09:28I'm sad.
09:29Why?
09:30Why what?
09:31They're not letting me go there.
09:33Brother-in-law, take me there.
09:35To Queen Gulkandha.
09:37Right, Mansur?
09:38Wait a minute.
09:39What kind of behavior is this?
09:41Why? What did I do?
09:43Who did you call?
09:44You gave me respect, elder sister.
09:46And why do you want to go to Queen Gulkandha?
09:49While the elder sister is here.
09:51I'm here.
09:55There's something fishy in the biryani, elder sister.
09:57There's something fishy in the lentils.
09:59It can't be in the biryani.