• 5 months ago
Hindi Comedy
Transcript
00:00You took the full gun?
00:05Joyce-Ree!
00:16Joyce-Ree?
00:18Joyce-Ree?
00:30Look at her jewelry!
00:32Sister-in-law Bansa!
00:34Your Bali is mine!
00:36What Bali is mine?
00:38What has happened Joyce-Ree?
00:40Look at this!
00:41What has happened?
00:43Father!
00:44Hold the stool for a minute.
00:47Lift it up a little.
00:52Father!
00:55What have you done?
00:57Me?
00:59But...
01:00You gave me the stool.
01:02Lift up the stool and say it.
01:07But you gave me the stool.
01:09Hello!
01:14Hello!
01:15Open the door!
01:23Hello!
01:25Father, at least keep the stool.
01:31Hello!
01:32Anybody inside?
01:33Yes!
01:34There is one body inside.
01:36Sister-in-law!
01:37No, not now.
01:39There is no one body inside.
01:41Can we come inside?
01:43No, no!
01:44No, no, no!
01:45No, no!
01:46Our father is in the bathroom.
01:49Where?
01:50Call him.
01:55Now listen to me.
01:57I'll go to the bathroom.
02:00Bansa!
02:01Don't say you'll go to the bathroom.
02:04Okay.
02:06I'll go to London.
02:08Nobody will know that you went to the bathroom.
02:12Okay, okay.
02:13I'll go to London.
02:18Brother Praful!
02:19You go.
02:22Hey!
02:23Hey!
02:24What is it, idiot?
02:26Ask him where he wants to go.
02:28Where are you going?
02:29Brother Praful!
02:30Sit down.
02:31Himanshu!
02:32Father!
02:33Take out all the luggage and put the minister in the trunk.
02:36Where is it?
02:37Where is the minister's luggage?
02:39Take out the luggage from the trunk, father.
02:42Don't call me father.
02:43Tell him.
02:44Put father in the trunk.
02:46Put the minister in the trunk.
02:49Go and get the minister.
02:51Go!
02:52Let's go.
02:53Himanshu, carry the head.
02:55I always carry the head.
02:58Brother Praful!
03:01You go.
03:02And...
03:14Greetings.
03:15Long live the emperor.
03:16Long live the emperor.
03:19I am General Zafran.
03:21And I am Major Zarda.
03:22I am Captain Jaishri.
03:23The emperor has sent a gift for you.
03:25Is it?
03:26Give it to me.
03:27Let's keep it inside.
03:28No, no, no.
03:29Why? What happened?
03:31We can't accept such a big gift.
03:34Emperor!
03:36It's a gift from the emperor.
03:38You can't refuse.
03:39Otherwise, we'll be beheaded.
03:41Then, I'll keep it.
03:43Come.
03:45This was London.
03:47Water used to come here.
03:51Rani, where is Gulkanda?
03:53Rani is in London.
03:55Is it?
03:56In London?
03:57Yes, she's been in London for the past two months.
03:59Two months?
04:01What has she been doing in London for the past two months?
04:04Taking care of her grandfather.
04:06To take care of her grandfather,
04:08she must have to come out of London.
04:10Why?
04:11Her grandfather is also in London.
04:13Her grandfather is also in London?
04:15Actually, her entire family lives in London.
04:17Jaishri!
04:19You are very fond of big people.
04:22By the way,
04:25have you ever been to London?
04:26Yes.
04:27I've been to London four or five times.
04:33Let's go.
04:34By the way, have you ever eaten spinach and cottage cheese in London?
04:36No, no.
04:37We never eat or drink anything in London.
04:41Watchman!
04:42We just do a few things,
04:44wash our hands,
04:45and come out quickly.
04:47After that, we eat.
04:49Okay.
04:50Yes, okay.
04:51I've taken it.
04:53I've kept it.
04:54Bye, bye, bye, bye.
04:56Bye.
04:57Bye.
04:58What is this?
04:59Is it a baby?
05:00Kusala!
05:01Did you hear what Kusala said?
05:04We have to take this box full of ministers out of the palace.
05:08Understood?
05:09Why?
05:11Why?
05:12Why do you want to take this box out of the palace, Tulsidas?
05:15What is in this box?
05:17Tell me.
05:19Emperor?
05:20No.
05:21Praful.
05:22Your son.
05:23Sister-in-law Jaisri told me to get ready.
05:26Like an emperor.
05:29Look, Jaisri.
05:30How did the emperor come here?
05:32Sister-in-law.
05:33He is my brother-in-law.
05:37Did you eat dhokla?
05:38Yes, yes.
05:39Dhoka, dhoka.
05:41We eat dhoka.
05:42We don't eat dhokla.
05:43We drink it.
05:45Wait a minute.
05:46Listen to me.
05:47I'll go and change my clothes.
05:50This...
05:51Wash it.
05:52Wait.
05:53Hansa, wait.
05:54And 60 kilos.
05:56Like this.
05:57Let it go.
05:58Everyone else.
05:59One minute.
06:00Now listen to me.
06:01Brother Praful.
06:08Come on.
06:10Play the dhoka.
06:11Dhoka.
06:12Sister-in-law Jaisri, speak loudly.
06:14Loudly.
06:15This wig is so thin.
06:17And this turban.
06:18I can't hear anything.
06:19Speak loudly.
06:20Can't you see, you idiot?
06:22Play the dhoka.
06:23Dhoka.
06:24Quiet.
06:25How loudly are you speaking?
06:26Yes, yes.
06:27Yes.
06:28Play the dhoka.
06:31Long live the emperor.
06:33Thank you.
06:37Speak.
06:39Box.
06:40Box.
06:43Come and speak.
06:44What?
06:46There is a black car outside.
06:48Put it in its trunk.
06:50There is a beautiful sister-in-law outside.
06:52Put it in her trunk.
06:56Sister-in-law has a trunk?
06:58Black car.
07:00Black car.
07:03There is a black buffalo outside.
07:05Take out its milk.
07:07Black.
07:08Black.
07:09Black car.
07:10Car.
07:11Car.
07:12Yes.
07:13There is a black car outside.
07:15Put it in its trunk.
07:18Yes, emperor.
07:19But there is shooting equipment in it, right?
07:25Speak.
07:26Why don't you listen to my order?
07:28Why don't you listen to my order?
07:31Yes.
07:32Take out the sword.
07:34Sword.
07:37Oh my God.
07:40He is taking out the sword, idiot.
07:43Sword.
07:44Sword.
07:45Sword.
07:46Let me take out the sword first.
07:48First the sword, then the sword.
07:50I will take them out one by one.
07:52Oh my God.
07:53Don't you listen to the emperor's order?
07:55Emperor.
07:56Drop the corpses.
07:58Two more?
08:00We will take them, emperor.
08:01We will take them.
08:02Let's go.
08:03Let's go.
08:04Don't speak.
08:05Yes.
08:07Let's go.
08:08Wait.
08:09Wait.
08:10Let him calm down.
08:12Where is this minister's son?
08:14Emperor, I have been calling you for a long time.
08:16Wait.
08:19Emperor.
08:21Where are you taking this chest?
08:23Oh my God.
08:24The real emperor is here.
08:25I told you to keep this chest in the room of the Parikh family, right?
08:28If he comes here, it will be a problem for him.
08:32Please forgive me, emperor.
08:33You just said...
08:34Go and keep it.
08:35Go.
08:36Otherwise I will cut your head.
08:37Both of you.
08:38Go.
08:39Let's go.
08:41Prabhu.
08:42Hide.
08:43Hide.
08:44I have been hiding for a long time, father.
08:46Go inside.
08:47Go.
08:48Go inside through the back door.
08:50No one will know.
09:03Long live the emperor.
09:04Long live.
09:07Look, emperor.
09:08Your servants are forcibly taking away our chest.
09:12Yes.
09:13Both of you get lost from here.
09:14Go.
09:15Yes.
09:18Emperor.
09:21Yes, queen Gulkandha.
09:27What?
09:28Tell grandfather to take the medicine.
09:31Say it loudly.
09:32Tell grandfather to take the medicine.
09:34Otherwise I will cut his head.
09:35That too his.
09:39Listen.
09:40Come to the kitchen to discuss tomorrow's shooting.
09:43Otherwise I will cut your head.
09:45That too your.
09:46Understood.
09:49Let's go, Himanshu.
09:50Quickly take this chest inside.
09:52First take out the minister.
09:54Yes.
09:55Let's go.
09:56Let's go.
09:57Let's go.
09:58Let's go.
09:59Let's go.
10:00Let's go.
10:01Let's go.
10:02Let's go.
10:03Let's go.
10:04Let's go.
10:05Let's go.
10:06Let's go.