Bubble Gang: Puro bad news, wala na bang good?
#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: 'Pag ang doctor talaga ang nagbigay ng balita, it's either puro masama, o 'di kaya sobrang lala!
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00:00Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Help me!
00:03My 10 fingers are broken, doctor!
00:06Oh no! Your 10 fingers are broken? What happened?
00:10I'm still pretty! I'm wearing a chainsaw!
00:13My 10 fingers are broken!
00:17Oh no! It's okay! We have a solution!
00:20What is it?
00:20We can do microsurgery!
00:22Microsurgery? How are we going to do it?
00:25Give me your 10 fingers!
00:27Oh no! I can't do that!
00:29Why?
00:30I can't pull it! It's so hard!
00:39Doc, how's the result of my frog test?
00:44Oh, the frog test?
00:45Yes.
00:46Actually, this is okay.
00:51It's really okay. It's very healthy.
00:59There's good news and bad news.
01:06Doc, let's talk about the bad news first.
01:10The bad news is that you're going to live for 3 years.
01:18Does that mean she's pregnant?
01:20Yes, she's pregnant.
01:21That's good for you! You're a woman!
01:25That's good for you!
01:28And the good news is that you're going to live for 3 months.
01:47Doc, how's the result?
01:51The result of your foot? It's okay. There's no difference.
01:56There's no difference, Doc?
01:58Why do my feet hurt every time I come here?
02:01You know, you should rest at home.
02:04You keep coming here, that's why your feet hurt.
02:11Doc, how's the result of my exam?
02:15You know, it's hard.
02:21Why?
02:23Okay, don't be surprised.
02:26But, there's a chance.
02:28There's a chance?
02:30How long?
02:32It's shorter.
02:34It's shorter?
02:36How many months?
02:38It's less than a month.
02:40It's less than a month?
02:42Tell me, how long will I live in this world?
02:48I can't estimate, but it's very near.
02:52Is that so?
02:55It's been a long time.
02:57Don't worry.
02:59I prepared something for you.
03:01This will help you.
03:03What's that?
03:05So that you won't have a hard time.
03:07Okay.
03:09What's this?
03:11Coffee.
03:13Coffee?
03:15Will I live long in this coffee?
03:17No.
03:19If you're about to die,
03:21do you want to sleep?
03:24Doc,
03:26how's our lab test?
03:30We have good news and bad news.
03:34What's the good news?
03:36The good news is
03:38you're Mrs. Buntis.
03:42Thank you.
03:44Doc, what's the bad news?
03:46The bad news is
03:48you're Mr. Baug.
03:54What's the result of my test?
03:56Will I still live?
04:00It's vague.
04:02What?
04:04It's vague.
04:06No.
04:08Wait.
04:10I don't want to go.
04:12It's vague.
04:14My face is vague.
04:24Mrs. Gutierrez,
04:26what's the result of my findings?
04:28You're positive again.
04:30You're Mrs. Buntis again.
04:32You're 11th already.
04:34You're still following me.
04:36I gave you a lot of suggestions.
04:38Then I gave you a box of condoms, right?
04:42Yes.
04:44What happened?
04:46Did you follow the instructions in the box?
04:48Doc, I followed all the instructions in the box.
04:51What's written in the box
04:53is that you need to put the condoms in the organ.
04:55Yes, we really need to.
04:57What did you do?
04:59We don't have an organ.
05:01I only have a tambourine.