#KapusoRewind: Makibaka huwag matakot, ‘yan ang sigaw ng among sina Maricow at Vivaca, na isang bakang gustong ipaglaban ang karapatan nilang mga baka!
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00:00 [music]
00:02 Good evening, friends and fans.
00:05 This is your host, Tarzan the Elephant.
00:10 And of course, I will bring to you again your favorite show,
00:16 "Hayopman ay tao rin."
00:19 Tonight, our audience is a beast.
00:24 He's not a dog, nor a cat.
00:28 We often see him and hear him often.
00:32 Let's call our friend, Vivaca.
00:36 Good evening, sir.
00:40 And you, who's with you?
00:44 Ma'am, introduce yourself.
00:46 Good evening, I'm Marikaw.
00:48 Marikaw?
00:50 What's your relationship with Vivaca?
00:53 I'm the only one who takes care of Vivaca.
00:56 You're the one who takes care of Vivaca?
00:58 Well, what can you say to her now?
01:00 Well, she's a contented cow.
01:03 You're lucky.
01:06 She's good at growing.
01:07 You see, I'm big now.
01:09 That's why Aga is big.
01:13 Cow, okay?
01:15 Wait a minute.
01:18 I'm different, Vivaca.
01:20 Tell us about the life of a cow.
01:25 Oh, the life of a cow is colorful.
01:29 That's why when I tell you this story,
01:32 we'll have a cow here by morning.
01:35 Cow.
01:37 It's better if we don't.
01:39 We only have a limited time.
01:40 A little.
01:42 But I heard that cows,
01:44 like you cows,
01:46 like to join rallies.
01:49 That's true.
01:51 We really join rallies.
01:53 We even bring flakad flakad.
01:55 We bring flakad flakad?
01:57 Yes.
01:58 What's written there?
01:59 It's written there,
02:00 "Maki Baka."
02:02 Don't be afraid.
02:04 "Maki Baka."
02:06 Let's go to an interesting part of the story.
02:11 Sure, sure.
02:13 How's your love life?
02:15 My love life is sad.
02:24 Let's not talk about that.
02:26 No, no. I'll tell you.
02:27 I'll tell you.
02:29 Because I had a boyfriend once.
02:32 I thought he really loved me.
02:35 It was the last time I found out
02:37 that he was just trying to make me happy.
02:39 He was just trying to make me happy.
02:41 I'm different.
02:45 I don't want you to be sad.
02:46 Do you have a job now?
02:48 For now, no.
02:51 Recently, someone hired me in the fields.
02:53 But I left right away.
02:56 Why did you leave?
02:58 I want to work all day.
03:00 Why do I want to work in the fields?
03:02 What does he think of me? A thief?
03:04 Yes, you're not a thief.
03:08 You're a...
03:09 Cow.
03:11 You're a cow.
03:13 What's your plan now?
03:15 I'll continue my plan to become an artist.
03:18 A producer hired me.
03:21 I refused.
03:22 Because he said I need to have breast exposure.
03:26 I'm ashamed if I'm a cow.
03:29 I'm a conservative.
03:30 And the director is rude.
03:33 Why is he rude?
03:34 I asked him what the title of his movie is.
03:37 He said to me, "Toro."
03:39 I said, "Toro? I'm not a bull."
03:43 I'm a cow.
03:44 In English, cow.
03:46 Oh, I'm sorry.
03:49 You're a bull?
03:51 It's good that you mentioned the cow.
03:53 Because the news is that it's a mad cow disease.
03:56 What's the truth?
03:58 Oh, my.
03:59 That's not true.
04:01 It's a big lie.
04:04 I have a video of my colleagues.
04:06 They will prove that mad cow disease is not true.
04:10 Really?
04:12 Watch this.
04:14 [moaning]
04:16 My video.
04:20 My breast.
04:22 [moaning]
04:24 [laughing]
04:26 [laughing]
04:28 [laughing]
04:30 I think that cows are laughing.
04:35 Not because they have a bad cow disease.
04:38 No, they're just laughing at the news.
04:42 [laughing]
04:43 [laughing]
04:45 Wow.
04:47 You know, I can only say this.
04:50 What?
04:52 I'll drink to that.
04:54 Drink to that.
04:56 Drink to that.
04:58 Drink to that.
05:00 [laughing]
05:02 [laughing]
05:04 It's good.
05:05 It's fresh.
05:07 Do you know where it came from?
05:09 It came from me.
05:11 [laughing]
05:12 If you want to compete,
05:14 you can just come here.
05:16 You'll have a better food.
05:18 Okay, stop it.
05:20 So, my friends,
05:21 you watched our story of panawin.
05:25 [laughing]
05:26 You heard it.
05:28 He said, "No."
05:29 [laughing]
05:31 It's not true.
05:32 [laughing]
05:34 It's not true.
05:35 Look at the back.
05:37 [laughing]
05:38 [laughing]
05:40 [laughing]
05:42 [upbeat music]
05:44 [singing]
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