• 7 months ago
Aired (February 16, 2001): Muling nagbabalik ang paborito ninyong programa sa Bubble Gang television, ang “Hayop Man, Ay Tao Pa Rin” para pag-usapan ang nararamdaman ng mga hayop na lagi nating nakakasama!

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00:00 Good evening, mga kaibigan.
00:01 We're here again with your favorite program,
00:04 "Hayop Man Ay Tao Rin."
00:07 And just like before,
00:09 we're still talking about animals.
00:12 Because we're interviewing animals that we usually see,
00:16 but we don't know what they really feel
00:20 because we haven't talked to them.
00:23 And in this program,
00:25 we're going to talk to animals that are like humans.
00:28 So we can know what they really feel.
00:32 The first animal we're going to interview is a dog.
00:36 His name is Bantay.
00:39 He's Bantay, the new guard.
00:43 Bantay!
00:44 Bantay?
00:49 Okay, please sit down.
00:58 Do you want some water?
01:00 No, I'm okay.
01:02 You know, Bantay, we're not going to keep you around.
01:06 So how long have you been serving your master?
01:10 I've been serving my master for 10 years.
01:15 10 dog years.
01:16 How's your master?
01:19 He's kind. He's okay.
01:22 How are you?
01:23 I have a question for you.
01:25 Do dogs really like bones?
01:28 That's nonsense.
01:30 Those who watch bones being sautéed on TV,
01:33 they really like bones.
01:36 I don't like bones. I like meat.
01:40 Why do I always see dogs that like bones?
01:46 Maybe they're slow walkers.
01:49 When the scene is over, they eat the meat.
01:52 They eat the meat.
01:55 Is that so?
01:58 Maybe I'm slow.
02:01 Sir, is this your dog, Bantay, that bites your feet?
02:07 One time, we had a new helper.
02:11 When we were about to enter the gate,
02:14 he bit me right away.
02:17 You bit him?
02:18 Are new helpers like that?
02:20 No, I'm just saying.
02:22 I'm just saying.
02:24 I'm still young.
02:26 I'm still a new born.
02:28 I'm still a new helper.
02:30 So, new borns bite new helpers?
02:35 No, it's not like that.
02:37 It's like, we had an old helper
02:40 who was bitten by our new dog.
02:43 Let's make it clear.
02:45 Old helpers bite new dogs.
02:48 New helpers bite old dogs.
02:51 No, no, no.
02:53 The new helper who was bitten by the old dog
02:57 was bitten by the old dog because the old dog is a new born.
03:01 And the new helper who was bitten by the new dog
03:04 is the old helper who is a new born.
03:07 Thank you very much.
03:13 We're clear now.
03:15 Wait, I have a question.
03:18 Are you fond of politics?
03:20 [imitates a dog barking]
03:22 Wow, I remember him.
03:24 He's a celebrity.
03:26 I'm fond of politics.
03:29 I went to the people power in Aidsa.
03:32 I went there and I imitated a dog.
03:35 [imitates a dog barking]
03:44 So you're fond of politics.
03:46 Wait, did you take your children with you?
03:48 Oh, no.
03:50 My children are just old helpers.
03:53 And you can see the people there.
03:55 They're angry with the old helpers.
03:57 I saw the signs.
03:58 It's written, "Down with the old helpers."
04:00 [imitates a dog barking]
04:05 Your dog is a good boy.
04:07 Wait, thank you very much.
04:09 And I'm sure our viewers
04:11 are enlightened by the behavior of dogs.
04:14 Well, my friends,
04:16 my talented friends,
04:21 thank you for watching us.
04:24 We're going to finish our magic.
04:27 We'll watch.
04:29 Before we watch,
04:30 let's watch our next show.
04:34 This is the musical.
04:36 "The Cursed One"
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