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#KapusoRewind #BubbleGang: ‘Yung naiihi ka na tapos iisipin mo pa kung saan ka iihi.

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00:00Good evening to all of you, especially to you, bros.
00:11Yes, to you, boys.
00:14This has something to do with our journey home.
00:17Isn't it in the hospital?
00:19What we always do is, we do urinalysis
00:23where we get our jingles to know what our disease is.
00:28Tonight, here in Bubblegum,
00:31we will do a different type of urinalysis.
00:36We will analyze where you will urinate.
00:40Now, if there is no one in the bathroom,
00:46you are free to choose where you will urinate.
00:50If you are here in the first urinal,
00:53it means that you can't stop urinating
00:58because this is the closest to the door.
01:01Now, if you are here in the middle,
01:04you are a confident man.
01:07You always want to be in the middle
01:10and you are always the center of attention.
01:13Now, if you are here at the end,
01:18you have a little problem.
01:20You are insecure.
01:23You are hiding something.
01:25Now, I'm sure, it's just a small problem.
01:29Now, if you enter the bathroom,
01:33and there is a man at the end,
01:37where will you urinate?
01:40A normal man will urinate here
01:44so that you both have privacy.
01:48There, it's far.
01:50Now, if you are here,
01:54you are meticulous.
01:57You want to have order or pattern.
02:01If you notice, in the first urinal,
02:04there is a vacancy.
02:05In the second, there is one.
02:07In the third, there is a vacancy again.
02:09In the fourth, there is one.
02:11So, there is order and pattern.
02:14Now, if you will urinate here,
02:18and you are smiling beside you,
02:21oh, this is not a man.
02:25Now, for example, you enter the bathroom,
02:28and you see that there are two men in front of you,
02:33where will you urinate?
02:35If you are here,
02:38you are afraid to be alone.
02:41You want to have company.
02:43Now, if you are here,
02:46it means that you are antisocial.
02:51You are a loner.
02:52You want to be alone all the time.
02:54You don't have friends.
02:57Now, of course,
02:59there is only one vacancy.
03:01If you enter,
03:02you have no choice.
03:04There, there is no choice.
03:06You are there.
03:07Now, if you enter,
03:09and you see that it is full,
03:12where will you urinate?
03:15There, my friends,
03:17on the wall.
03:19If you urinate on the wall,
03:21it means that you are either blind
03:25or you are a dog.
03:27There, my friends,
03:29our urinalysis.
03:31It is very important,
03:33especially now that the election is coming.
03:36Because, you know,
03:37election is all about campaign jingle.
03:39That's what we are hearing.
03:41Oh, I may get a stone disease.
03:44Thank you very much.
03:48Oh, the election is coming.
03:49Is voting on me?
03:52Thank you very much.
03:54Thank you very much.
03:55Thank you very much.
03:57Thank you very much.
03:58Oh, you washed?
04:01Oh, my God.
04:09That's who we got!
04:10Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house!
04:12Click and subscribe now!
04:17You know!
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