Bubble Gang: Baby, you drive me kreyzi!

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00:00In our wonderful television show, Baby, You Can Drive My Car!
00:06And here's our lucky winner for tonight,
00:09Miss Mercedes Manta!
00:21Okay, Mercedes.
00:23Are you nervous or do you feel lucky today?
00:27A little bit.
00:29You know, Mercedes, I know why you're nervous.
00:33Because you can win a brand new second-hand car!
00:41Alright.
00:42As you can see, we put a lot of effort in building our new second-hand car.
00:49And the wheels are covered with tire blocks
00:53so that it won't look like a brand new second-hand car!
00:59Okay.
01:00Now, Mercedes, to learn how to drive that car,
01:04to read our mechanics, I turn it over to Dick.
01:08Why me? You do it!
01:11Okay, Dick.
01:12You're really one of a kind, Dick.
01:14Anyway, I'll also do it. It's simple.
01:16Mercedes, first, you need to answer our three simple questions.
01:21Once you answer them, you can find a lucky winner, okay?
01:25And to win a brand new second-hand car!
01:33Okay. Are you ready, Mercedes?
01:35Yes.
01:36Okay.
01:37The category you chose earlier is Feel-na-Feel.
01:41So, we're going to make you feel three emotions,
01:46and you need to answer them correctly, okay?
01:48Yes.
01:49Alright. Three emotions.
01:51Here's the first one.
01:56Are you mad at me?
01:57Correct!
01:59Your answer is correct, Mercedes.
02:02The correct answer is, you're mad at me.
02:04Okay?
02:05Here's the second emotion.
02:07Here it is.
02:08Watch closely.
02:12What is that?
02:13Do you have hope?
02:15Your answer is correct, Mercedes!
02:19You're so good! Alright.
02:22Two more. Two more chances,
02:24and you'll win a brand new second-hand car!
02:28Okay.
02:29The third emotion.
02:31Here's the third emotion.
02:33Watch closely.
02:37What is that? Are you mad at me?
02:40Your answer is correct!
02:43Your answer is, you're mad at me.
02:47Alright, Mercedes.
02:48Here's the moment of truth.
02:51There's only one thing you need to do
02:53to win a brand new second-hand car!
02:57Okay?
02:58You don't need to do anything
02:59but to find the right key
03:01inside the body of the new patient.
03:06Please wheel in our guest patient!
03:11Alright.
03:13Okay.
03:14Are you doing, are you feeling fine?
03:16You're so lively, okay?
03:18But here's the thing.
03:19This patient was given to us for free
03:22by Pag-asa General Hospital,
03:24a sister company of Funeraria Pasosya.
03:28Mercedes, we'll give you 30 seconds
03:30and the clue,
03:32the key is inside the body
03:34of our new operating patient.
03:37You need to find it within 30 seconds
03:40and the timer starts right about now!
03:45Okay, Mercedes, come on.
03:47Mercedes is going for the intestines.
03:49Is it in the intestines?
03:50No, I don't think so.
03:51Come on, Mercedes.
03:52You have a limited time.
03:54She's going for the,
03:55no, that's not it.
03:56Alright, she's going for the kidney.
03:57No, no, no, I don't think it's there.
03:58No, she's going for the,
03:59no, no, no, that's not,
04:01that's the pancreas.
04:02Okay, Mercedes.
04:03You have 10 seconds remaining, Mercedes.
04:06No, no, no, the small intestines.
04:08Is she going for the heart?
04:09Is she going,
04:10come on, Mercedes.
04:11Oh, I think you have five seconds remaining.
04:12Five,
04:13four,
04:14three,
04:15two,
04:16one.
04:20Mercedes, I'm sorry.
04:22Mercedes, I'm sorry.
04:24I'm sorry.
04:25I'm sorry.
04:26I'm sorry.
04:27I'm sorry.
04:28You're so unlucky, Mercedes.
04:30I'm very sorry,
04:31but you know what, Mercedes?
04:32The patient was alive a while ago.
04:34You can see,
04:35there's a bone.
04:36Right?
04:37The key is no other than
04:40here in her
04:43hard
04:48hand.
04:50Okay.
04:51Better luck next time, Mercedes.
04:53But before we go,
04:54we'd like to thank the family
04:55of Mr. Nadutdut.
04:57Because his body didn't want to go,
04:59he didn't want to come here,
05:00they forced him to volunteer
05:02so that they can see their happiness on TV.
05:05Anyway,
05:06rest in peace, Mr. Nadutdut.
05:08And for our contestant
05:09who doesn't have bad luck,
05:10a loud boo!
05:13Boo!
05:15And I'd also like to thank Dick
05:17for my wonderful attire.
05:19Thank you.
05:20Until next week,
05:21see you again here at
05:22Baby, You Can Drive My Car!
05:26Why?
05:27Because, baby, I love you!
05:29Beat, beat, beat, beat, yeah!
05:40Thank you!

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