Aired (March 2, 2001): Mayroong dalawang uri ng tao sa mundo, una, si Ogie Alcasid, at pangalawa si Michael V!
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00:00 You're so slow.
00:01 You're taking too long.
00:02 Order, please.
00:06 What would you like?
00:07 What would you like?
00:08 I'll have...
00:10 One iced tea
00:12 and...
00:14 Chicken sandwich.
00:15 I'll have...
00:17 Any soft drink
00:19 and french fries.
00:21 That's all.
00:23 Oh.
00:24 Oh.
00:28 I'll have a second.
00:30 That's all.
00:31 That's all.
00:32 Well,
00:36 just like what I said,
00:38 there are only two kinds of people in the world.
00:41 One,
00:43 the first one,
00:45 the stupid one.
00:47 The second one,
00:49 the stupid one.
00:51 Do you believe that you're one of them?
00:57 Yes.
00:58 I believe that.
01:00 I really believe that.
01:02 But you,
01:03 I know you won't admit it,
01:05 because you're one of them.
01:07 Is it really you or you?
01:09 You.
01:10 You're the stupid one.
01:12 I think it's me.
01:14 It's you.
01:18 It's you.
01:19 Excuse me, sir.
01:20 Who would like the french fries and soft drink?
01:24 Me.
01:25 Me.
01:26 And the iced tea and chicken sandwich?
01:31 Me.
01:32 Sir, it looks like we're in a mess.
01:37 We're going too far.
01:39 I just want to ask you,
01:42 who would like to pay for this?
01:44 Me.
01:45 Me.
01:49 Me, sir.
01:51 Me.
01:53 I think you're all crazy, sir.
01:55 No.
01:57 No.
01:59 No.
02:00 No.
02:02 Sir,
02:04 these two are crazy.
02:07 Crazy?
02:09 They don't have,
02:11 I don't know who would pay for their food.
02:15 Me.
02:16 I can't do that.
02:17 I need to pay for it,
02:18 because first,
02:19 I can't return it to the inside.
02:21 So, I don't need to pay for it.
02:23 Nice of you.
02:25 It's so clear.
02:27 I'll pay for it.
02:29 Wait, son.
02:31 Are you trying to fool me?
02:32 Of course not.
02:34 Of course not.
02:36 Who would order the french fries?
02:39 Me.
02:40 Can I have the sandwich and the…
02:45 Me.
02:46 Chow?
02:48 Me.
02:49 Me.
02:50 Me.
02:51 I think we're being fooled by these two.
02:54 Are you being fooled?
02:55 No.
02:56 No.
02:57 No.
02:58 Who would order the french fries?
03:00 Me.
03:01 Me.
03:02 Me.
03:03 Waiter,
03:05 he's a gold digger.
03:06 Get him.
03:08 Get him.
03:09 Get him.
03:10 Get him.
03:11 Get him.
03:12 Get him.
03:13 Get him.
03:14 Wait.
03:15 You two are not compatible.
03:19 You two are not compatible.
03:22 You should get old.
03:24 You're just too big.
03:29 You're just too big.
03:31 You're just too big.
03:35 You're just too big.
03:38 You're just too big.
03:40 You're just too big.
03:42 Anytime, anyone, anyhow.
03:44 Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.
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03:50 You know.
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03:58 (upbeat music)