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00:00Good evening to all of you. I am your servant, Hermenihildo Pagudpud.
00:06I am the author of the new dictionary of the Filipino woman.
00:12Tonight, I will discuss some of the words used by women
00:17that have a different meaning or meaning.
00:20It is important for men to know this so that we will not look stupid.
00:25Here are some examples of the words.
00:28The first word is the word OK.
00:33When you fight, this is the word that women use to stop you from speaking.
00:39She says this because she thinks that she is right and that you are stupid.
00:44And that she is just wasting her time talking to an unaccountable person like you.
00:49To her, the word OK is what she uses.
00:54But when she asks you what you look like, don't say OK
01:00because this is where the fight begins.
01:04The next word is the word 5 minutes.
01:10The meaning of 5 minutes is half an hour.
01:15It is used in the shower, when you are doing your hair, when you are wearing makeup,
01:19when you are waiting in the mall or in the car,
01:22and other situations that can really last for 5 minutes.
01:27This 5 minutes is because it is 5 minutes long when you are watching basketball
01:34or when you are with your friends and she is asking you to go home.
01:39So she thinks that you should just quit when it comes to this 5 minutes.
01:44The next word we will discuss is the word WALA.
01:51The meaning of WALA is there.
01:55And when she says this, you are getting ready.
01:58Women usually answer this when you ask them, why?
02:03Or do you have a problem?
02:05The answer WALA is when a fight lasts for 5 minutes
02:11and ends with the word OK.
02:14The next word is the word SIGI.
02:19But it is not just SIGI.
02:21SIGI means that the eyebrows are up.
02:23The real meaning of SIGI, that the eyebrows are up,
02:28is SIGI, do what you are looking for.
02:31And when you do it, because you think there is no problem,
02:34she will surely get angry.
02:36And when you ask her why, she will answer WALA.
02:40You will fight for 5 minutes and as usual, she will end with the word OK.
02:46Now, the next word we will discuss is the word SIGI, that the eyebrows are down.
02:54The meaning of SIGI, that the eyebrows are down,
02:58SIGI na nga, bahala ka na sa buhay mo, wala na akong pakialam sayo.
03:01Pero pag kalipas lang ng ilang minuto,
03:03ay maririnig mo na yung SIGI, na may nakataas na kilay,
03:06nasusundan ang WALA.
03:08Tapos away kayo ng 5 minutes, and of course, patapusin nya sa OK.
03:13Ayun, ang susunod na salita naman, ito ay medyo kakaiba.
03:16Dahil ang salitang ito ay,
03:21Actually, yan ay buntong hininga na malalim.
03:23Yung buntong hininga na malalim ay hindi talaga salita.
03:26Pero importante, malaman din ang mga lalaki kung anong ibig sabihin ito.
03:29Kapag nag,
03:31ang babae,
03:32ang ibig sabihin ito ay gago ka talaga.
03:34Naga,
03:36ang babae,
03:37napansin niyang nasasayang ang oras niya sa pakikipagtalo sayo ng 5 minutes tungkol sa WALA.
03:42Ang susunod namang salita ay ang,
03:47buntong hininga na mababaw.
03:49Ito lang yata yung salitang naintindihan ng mga lalaki.
03:51Madalas nag,
03:53ang babae,
03:54kapag nakangiti.
03:55Ang ibig sabihin nito,
03:56e, contento na siya sa mga sandaling yun.
03:59At wala siyang problema kayo.
04:01Kapag nag,
04:03e, wag ka nalang gumalaw.
04:04O kaya wag ka naring huminga.
04:06Kumari nga lang, matulog ka nalang para hindi magkaroon ng problema.
04:09Ang susunod na salita naman,
04:11ay ang salitang,
04:14ang salitang,
04:16ay madalas sinusunda ng ilan pang mga salita na nauuwi sa problema o pandalait.
04:21Halimbawa, e, katatapos ka palang kumain,
04:24tapos kinuwa yung mga plato para hugasan.
04:26Ikaw nasa kamo ang maguhugas at ikaw nang bahala dun.
04:29Bigla niya sa sabihin,
04:30oh, ako nang gagawa niyan.
04:32Nang ibig sabihin, e, tanga ka, hindi mo kaya,
04:35at hindi ka pwedeng pagkatiwalaan kahit sa kalitli kitang bagay.
04:38Minsan naman, e, ganito,
04:40oh, nakausap ko yung kasamahan mo sa trabaho, ah.
04:43Naku, kapag sinabi niya to, e, wag ka munang magrereact hanggang di mo naririnig ang kasunod.
04:48Kasi hinuhuli ka lang niya,
04:50dahil hindi mo alam ang napag-usapan nila.
04:52Ano, tungkol ba to sa increase niyo sa sweldo,
04:54o tungkol dun sa ka-opisinan nyong sexy?
04:56Pero kahit alin dito, e, chak, may problema ka.
04:59Kasi in-increase na pala kayo, hindi pa sinasabi.
05:02Kaya may office mate ka palang sexy, di mo pa rin sinasabi.
05:05Ngayon, kung talagang na-corner ka na,
05:07at hindi pa rin niya sinasabi kung ano yung pinag-usapan nila,
05:09e, sabihin mo na lang yung tungkol dun sa ka-opisinan nyong sexy.
05:14Kapag nagalit siya, sabihin mo na,
05:16nasi-sexy hangka dun sa ka-opisinan mong lalaki.
05:20Tapos magbakla, baklaan ka na lang.
05:22Ganyan-ganyan yung ginawa po, e.
05:24Yun na lang, nagka-side effect.
05:26Hindi nga matapos yung problema.