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00:00My fellow countrymen, my fellow countrymen,
00:04my fellow countrymen,
00:06Long live the language!
00:09Because of many changes,
00:11you should know
00:13the words
00:15that can't be left out.
00:23What?
00:24Is it okay, Jaffarms?
00:26Jollog?
00:28My fellow countrymen, my fellow countrymen,
00:30it's me,
00:32Francisco Jollogta.
00:36I will present to you
00:38the latest words
00:40to add to our language.
00:44Here are the new words
00:46that Jollogs like me
00:48use.
00:50For example,
00:52do you know
00:54what mul-mul is?
00:56Have you ever seen a mul-mul?
00:58The one with hair in the middle?
01:00That's a mul-mul.
01:02The hair in the middle of the mul-mul
01:04can't be removed
01:06even if you pluck it.
01:08And for the big mul-mul,
01:10the big
01:12mul-mul,
01:14that's called
01:16mega-mul-mul.
01:20If you're called
01:22Spock Long,
01:24should you be happy?
01:26No.
01:28Because Spock Long
01:30is a stupid person.
01:32But if you're
01:34really stupid,
01:36you'll surely be happy
01:38if you're called Spock Long
01:40because you're stupid
01:42and you don't know what that means.
01:46For example,
01:48I invite you to watch a movie
01:50that's all about La Bonga.
01:52Will you join me?
01:54It depends if you like sex.
01:56Because La Bonga
01:58is Laplapan
02:00or Lamasan.
02:02La bonga, la bonga, la la.
02:04La bonga, la bonga, la la.
02:06Oh, that's Jabonga.
02:08Anyway,
02:10what's
02:12Barnacle?
02:14Barnacle is
02:16the dark skin on the chest
02:18that's accumulated for a long time.
02:20That's it.
02:22Even if you
02:24scrape it,
02:26you won't be able to remove it.
02:30Let's go to
02:32the topic of Barnacle.
02:34Have you ever seen
02:36Muyas-Muyas?
02:38Muyas-Muyas
02:40can be found in Ilidoro.
02:42It has green vegetables
02:44and leaves that are not
02:46melted.
02:48It happens
02:50when you eat too much salad
02:52and you can't melt it.
02:56The last word
02:58is MacArthur.
03:00MacArthur
03:02is the one who comes back
03:04after you splash
03:06the one who doesn't want to join
03:08Ilidoro because
03:10MacArthur shall return.
03:14That's all for now.
03:16Don't be sad.
03:18I'll be MacArthur.
03:20I'll be back
03:22and I'll splash you
03:24in Jollof Tassad.
03:30Let's go.
03:32I think I have
03:34Muyas-Muyas.
03:36This edition of Jollof Tassad
03:38is brought to you by the words
03:40Muyas-Muyas
03:42and MacArthur.
03:46Filipino.
03:48In English, Philippine.