Aired (January 5, 2001): Alamin ang iba't ibang stages ng lasing in every inuman! Ikaw, hanggang anong stage ka umaabot?
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00:09, Guapo Stage.
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00:47 You know what?
00:49 Can you come back?
00:52 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
00:55 Excuse me, excuse me.
00:56 Hi, I'm George Bocobo.
01:00 Do you have a name?
01:04 If you don't, can I call you beautiful?
01:08 What's your name?
01:15 Do you have a name?
01:15 If you don't have a name, can I call you mine?
01:21 See, I'm just over there.
01:27 Can't help but notice you.
01:30 [LAUGHTER]
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02:04 What are you drinking?
02:05 What's this?
02:06 That's rum coke.
02:07 Rum coke?
02:08 What's that?
02:09 Sex on the beach.
02:10 Sex on-- my.
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02:15 Miss, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
02:18 Beer.
02:19 Thank you.
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02:40 Thank you.
02:41 Thank you.
02:42 Don't mention it. Don't mention it.
02:44 Huh?
02:44 You see?
02:46 The whole town was given a free drink.
02:48 Because the rich are too rich.
02:50 Even though they don't have money.
02:51 But if they drink a little bit,
02:54 just add a little bit of their right.
02:56 Their personality will change immediately.
02:59 And that will go to the next stage.
03:01 The smart stage.
03:03 Okay.
03:05 It's like this.
03:06 Circle.
03:07 The circle.
03:08 The one outside is the circumference.
03:11 Circumference?
03:12 Yeah, the one inside is the diameter.
03:15 And then half of the diameter is radius.
03:18 But it needs to be radius squared.
03:21 Is that how it is?
03:22 Excuse me, excuse me.
03:23 And then there's a half.
03:24 Can I interrupt?
03:26 I couldn't help but hear, you know, you're talking about radius.
03:32 You see, I'm a Mascom graduate.
03:35 So that's my expertise.
03:38 I'll explain it to you.
03:39 Yes.
03:40 Radius.
03:41 The radius is the centripetal force of nature.
03:48 Okay.
03:49 You might--
03:50 You know, you don't know that because you're not Mascom graduates.
03:54 Oh, sorry.
03:55 I'm just a quantum physicist.
03:56 Quantum--
03:57 Yeah, the quantum--
03:58 You are?
03:59 George Bokobo.
04:01 So the Pythagorean theorem is valid.
04:06 Remember.
04:07 Remember that, huh?
04:09 Remember that.
04:10 Can I help you?
04:11 Oh, yeah, thank you.
04:12 Okay.
04:13 Good morning.
04:14 Good morning.
04:15 You see, he suddenly became smart.
04:21 Einstein was shocked.
04:22 Well, he drank a little more.
04:26 And he drank a little too much alcohol.
04:29 But he changed.
04:30 His ears became a little sharp.
04:33 His head became hot.
04:35 And he reached the so-called brave stage.
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06:03 Guys, get your hands off me.
06:05 My God.
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