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00:00It's a show where players go head-to-head in some very different kinds of games that can only be described as off-the-wall.
00:10And now, here's a man whose only problem is he's just too darn good.
00:16Our host, Clary Zeno.
00:23Thank you, Kelly. Hello, everybody, and welcome to Off the Wall.
00:26Are you guys ready to go nuts?
00:29All right. Let me hear it nice and loud, then.
00:32I want all you guys for the blue team.
00:34Hugo, Jasper, and Nina.
00:39And your opponents today on the gold team, Lisa, Daniel, and Kimberly.
00:48Today, these two teams will be going against each other in a bunch of different crazy competitions
00:53against these nine video challengers that Kelly found at Disneyland.
00:59I love Disneyland.
01:02Now, after three rounds, the team who has the most points is going to go on to play in our ultimate showdown
01:08for a chapter one Nintendo 64 system.
01:13Now, here's the fun part.
01:15One of these challengers up on the wall is today's Double Trouble player.
01:19Now, if you pick that person, play against that person, and beat that person,
01:24you will pick up double the points in that round.
01:28Double the points!
01:31Three good rounds, and we're going to start round number one,
01:33and each game is going to be worth 100 points.
01:36The gold team won the coin toss. They are up first.
01:41Hello, Lisa. Welcome to the show.
01:44So, you have some cool talents. What can you do? What do you do for fun?
01:47I ice skate.
01:48You ice skate? Wow. Competitively?
01:50Yes.
01:51Wow.
01:53So, we might be looking at a future gold medal winner here?
01:57Hopefully.
01:58Hopefully. All right.
01:59Nice.
02:00So, you're no stranger to challenge.
02:03Who would you like to play against off the wall?
02:05Number two.
02:06Number two! Oh!
02:08Number two, Double Trouble. Give me five. I'm hanging out here. I'm hanging.
02:12Awesome. Let's go and meet your Double Trouble challenger.
02:15Hi, Ben. Where are you from?
02:17I'm from Seattle.
02:18And do you have any brothers or sisters?
02:20Yes, one brother and one sister.
02:21Do they get on your nerves sometimes, kind of poke fun at you?
02:24Yeah.
02:25I bet you get tired of them ribbing you all the time.
02:26Uh-huh.
02:27Yeah? Well, you know what? Don't worry about it,
02:29because all that ribbing is going to come in real handy for this next game.
02:31You ready?
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:35All right. Are you ready for a challenge, Lisa? Follow me.
02:41All right. Cool.
02:42So, uh, you're, you know, you're an ice skater and everything,
02:45so you're used to, like, doing the old...
02:51Something like that, right?
02:52Okay. That was really bad. You couldn't tell me. It's okay.
02:55All right. So for your game, you're going to play the...
02:57Lengthy Ribbon Rap to Lunacy!
03:02So, like I said, the spinning thing comes into play,
03:05because when we say go, you're going to take that ribbon,
03:08put it like this and just keep spinning.
03:10Make sure you pick it up.
03:11That's kind of the rhythm you want to go.
03:13Keep it nice and high so you can still walk,
03:14because when you're done, you've got to make it over here to this table,
03:17where you've got this bow,
03:18so you can kind of, like, steal the whole deal and make it, like...
03:21Bing!
03:22Yeah! I won! Looking pretty bold.
03:24Okay.
03:26Remember, making your Double Trouble Challenge is worth 200 points.
03:30Are you ready?
03:31Yes.
03:32Please, take your form.
03:33Okay. Very careful with this.
03:36Very careful.
03:37Oh! Okay, now don't start spinning until we say...
03:39Here we go, everybody. Count me down nice and loud.
03:41I want to hear this one.
03:42Five, four, three, two, one.
03:46Start spinning. Start spinning.
03:48Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
03:52There you go. Keep going. Keep going.
03:54Spin quicker. Quicker. Pick it up. Pick it up.
03:56Underneath. There you go.
03:57Keep spinning.
04:00Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
04:03Keep going.
04:04That's it. Go get the bow. Get the bow.
04:07Yeah!
04:09Nice job! 200 points. Congratulations, Lise.
04:12You look pretty. Why don't you go over there and hang out.
04:17All right. Now it's the blue team's turn.
04:21All right. Hello, Hugo.
04:23Welcome to the show.
04:24So, uh, you do some cool things. What do you do?
04:26You like to do stuff with trucks, or...?
04:28Yeah, Bill, I make models for trucks.
04:32Yeah, I make my own trucks without no instructions or nothing from the...
04:36You just spin it with the handles, too?
04:38Yeah.
04:39Wow. Congratulations, man.
04:40I made a helicopter, too.
04:42You made a helicopter, too?
04:43Yeah.
04:44Wow. You're a pretty crafty guy.
04:45Yeah.
04:46Awesome, Hugo. Well, tell you what, speaking of crafty,
04:48it's your turn to choose a player.
04:49Who would you like to go against off the wall?
04:51Uh, I'll pick number seven.
04:52Number seven?
04:54All right. Let's go and meet that guy.
04:58And what's your name?
04:59Uh, Sam Ambrosie.
05:00Sam, what do you do for a living?
05:01Uh, investment. Investment broker.
05:03Now, after work, when you want to relax, what do you do to let loose?
05:06Uh, well, other than beating the kids, uh, uh, I just relax.
05:09Uh, work in the backyard.
05:11Yeah? Are you a pretty good driver?
05:14Uh, reasonable.
05:15Reasonable?
05:16Yeah.
05:17Well, you know what? I'm going to need you to be a really bad driver in this next stunt.
05:19What do you think about that?
05:20I could do that. I could be a bad driver.
05:24So, Hugo, I gotta know. Why did you pick him?
05:27Because he's old and I'm young and he looks slow and I'm fast and quick.
05:33Oh, really? Well, follow me, Hugo.
05:37All right.
05:39Great. So, actually, uh, this doesn't really matter how old you are because
05:43it's a remote-controlled game called The Incredibly Crazy Critter Crush!
05:52So, what you're going to do when we say go, we're going to give you 30 seconds.
05:55You need to win over as many of these little, like, you know, like, like, these guys, pigs and all kinds of rawr, rawr, okay?
06:03So you've got to knock over as many of those as you can in 30 seconds.
06:06Are you a good driver?
06:07Yeah.
06:08Okay, this is for 100 points. Here we go. Don't go until we say it.
06:11Count us down nice and loud. I want to hear this one.
06:15Five, four, three, two, one, go!
06:22Oh, yeah. Whoa! Whoa!
06:25Oh, yeah. There you go. Nice save by the camera.
06:28Awesome. Let's go. Come on.
06:31You've got 20 seconds left. 18.
06:35Keep going. Yeah, you're doing great.
06:3910 seconds. Here we go. Don't go off the edge.
06:42Keep going. You've got a couple more.
06:44You've got two of them standing.
06:48Three seconds. Go! One, go!
06:51Whoa! Whoa!
06:53All right. Good job, Hugo. Let's see how good you got.
06:56One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
07:03Nice job, Hugo. Let's see how you're doing.
07:06Let's see how you're doing in the competition.
07:07Two, no competition and Hugo Bachman kicked it.
07:11Let's go ahead and hang it over there.
07:17All right. That was the end of round number one.
07:19And the scores are, the blue team with 100 points.
07:24And the gold team with 200 points.
07:29Tell everybody we'll be right back with more funny crashes right here on Off the Wall.
07:49Hey, welcome back to Off the Wall. I know you missed me.
07:53Okay, maybe you didn't. That's all right.
07:55The scores are, the blue team with 100 points.
08:01And the gold team with 200 points.
08:07All right. We're going to be going into round number two.
08:10And for this round only, I'm going to make every single game worth 200 points.
08:17Now we still have seven of our amazing video challenges left to choose from and the gold team is up.
08:28So Daniel, welcome to the show.
08:30So what do you like to do for fun after school, hang out?
08:33Ride my bike.
08:34Ride your bike?
08:35Yeah.
08:36That's cool.
08:37Where do you go when you ride your bike?
08:39Places.
08:40Places. Three states away from your house.
08:44Understand that if it's your turn to choose a challenger, who do you want to play against Off the Wall, Daniel?
08:49Six.
08:50Number six.
08:52All right, let's go and meet your video challenger.
08:56Hi, what's your name?
08:57Bill.
08:58Bill, what sort of things do you like to eat?
09:01Hamburger, pizza, sometimes onions.
09:04Do you like potato chips?
09:05Yeah.
09:06Yeah? Would you like some with a little onion dip?
09:09Yeah.
09:13All right, Daniel, follow me.
09:18All right.
09:21So I've got to warn you, you've bobbed for apples, yes?
09:25Yeah.
09:26But I bet you've never played Aquatic Headbob to Onion.
09:35Oh, sorry. You know what? I'll tell you what.
09:37You might want to remove your glasses. I'll hold those for you.
09:40Because this one's getting messy. Mmm, smell that. Mmm.
09:44Okay, all you've got to do, just like you bobbed for apples, you put your hands behind your back,
09:48bare your face into this bowl of onions, and using only your teeth or your lips,
09:53pull them from there and place them into that bowl.
09:55Sounds easy. You can do it.
09:57All you have to do is get more in that bowl than your video challenger, and you are going to pick up 200 points.
10:01Are you ready? All right.
10:04Countdown with me, mouth shut loud, everybody. Here we go.
10:07And five, four, three, two, one, go.
10:14Yeah, you got it. Grab those onions. Grab those onions.
10:18Whoa. That's all right. Grab them. Bite them, bite them, bite them.
10:22Go, Daniel. Get them. Hit them up against the wall.
10:25Hit them back here.
10:28You got this. You got it, Daniel. Come on, bud. You got it.
10:32Pull them. Daniel, pull them back. Pull them back.
10:35Pull them back. Pull them back to you from there. Yeah.
10:37Yeah, there you go.
10:40Yeah. Nice, Daniel. Three seconds left, Daniel. One more.
10:44Zero.
10:46That one counted. That one counted. Hold on.
10:49Go ahead and wash your face. I'm going to get you some cookies on so you can...
10:53Does it hurt?
10:54That's all right. It's all for fame and glory. Let's see how you did.
10:57You got one, two, three, four, five, six.
11:01That one was part of that one.
11:02Six total. Nice job, Daniel. Thank you.
11:05Seven.
11:07It's all right, Daniel. We have a lot of game winners. That was a great try.
11:13All right. Let's see what the blue team can do.
11:17Hey, Jasper. What can you show?
11:19So, you like to play basketball?
11:21Yes.
11:22What position do you play?
11:23Any position.
11:24Whoa. Any position?
11:26So, you mean you just do it all?
11:28Yes.
11:29The go-to guy. The next magic right here.
11:32All right. Let's see that.
11:33Challenger, who do you want to play against off the wall?
11:36Number eight.
11:37Number eight. All right. Let's go ahead and meet your challenger.
11:41Hi. What's your name?
11:42My name is Julie.
11:43How's it going, Julie?
11:44It's going great. Having fun.
11:45Oh, cool. What sort of things do you like to do to have fun?
11:48Oh, I like every kind of sport, and I'm a teacher, so I like working with kids.
11:53Oh, great.
11:54I have something that combines all that for you.
11:56We've got a game that's a dash of Tiger Woods and three cups coordination.
12:01You think you want to go for it?
12:02I'll go for it.
12:05All right. So, Jasper, are you ready?
12:08Yes.
12:09Follow me, bud.
12:11Come on over.
12:12All right.
12:13So, now, you're good at putting the ball in the hoop, right? In the hole?
12:17Yes.
12:18All right. But now, you've got to put the golf ball in those cups over there
12:23in the game that we call the Puck Puck Golf Ball Compromission.
12:32All right.
12:33So, it's very easy.
12:34You take these balls one at a time, put them behind the line, and put them into those cups.
12:38If you can get more balls into those cups than your video challenger in 30 seconds, you win.
12:44Are you ready, Jasper?
12:45Yes.
12:46I like the name. It's kind of fast.
12:47All right. Go ahead and hold your weapon.
12:49Now, you can use your hand to take the golf balls, but make sure you put them from behind the line.
12:53That one is too easy.
12:55Grab the first one on your own.
12:57Here we go, everybody.
12:58Count it out nice and loud.
12:59This is for 200 points.
13:01Here we go.
13:02And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
13:07Go.
13:11Nice.
13:12One. One for one.
13:13Go, Jasper. Go, Jasper.
13:15Keep going. Quicker. Quicker. Quicker.
13:18Go, Jasper. Keep them going. Keep them going.
13:24Hey, man.
13:25Oh, that's all right.
13:26Keep going. Keep going.
13:30Keep going.
13:31Watch out, Jasper. Keep it straight.
13:35Okay. Watch out.
13:36There you go.
13:37There you go, Jasper.
13:39Oh.
13:42I think you broke something back there, Jasper.
13:45All right. Let's see.
13:46Did you get one?
13:47Two, it looks like.
13:48And your video challenger got one.
13:50Nice job, Jasper.
13:51Go take that. That's yours.
13:52You own that.
13:53You own that putter.
13:55Nice job.
13:56All right.
13:57All right.
13:58That was the end of round number two,
14:00and the scores are the blue team with 300 points
14:05and the gold team with 200 points.
14:10It's very close.
14:11It's very close.
14:12In fact, it's so close
14:13that we're going to go ahead and start round number three,
14:15which is our head-to-head challenge.
14:20Now, this is the only part of the show.
14:23Now, pay attention.
14:24This is extremely important.
14:26Both of our players, final players from both teams
14:29will be playing at the same time against each other
14:32and against our video challenger.
14:35Same time, baby.
14:37All right.
14:38Now, gold team, listen up, because this is right at you.
14:42If you beat your video challenger,
14:43either team, if you beat your challenger,
14:45you'll get 300 points,
14:47and for beating each other,
14:48you'll get another 250 points.
14:50So right now, this is anybody's game.
14:56Let's go ahead and get our final two players
14:58out to their stage.
15:00Come on out.
15:03All right.
15:04Kimberly and Nina,
15:05it sounds like they're naming things from Columbus.
15:07All right.
15:09Ooh, getting worse.
15:10Tough crowd.
15:11All right, guys, guess what.
15:12You know what time it is?
15:14Head-to-head time.
15:15Head-to-head time?
15:16Yeah.
15:17It's time to meet your video challenger.
15:20Hi, what's your name?
15:21Jennifer.
15:22How you doing today, Jennifer?
15:23Good.
15:24How old are you?
15:25I'm 10 years old.
15:26Well, tell me, Jennifer,
15:27do you like a food that's a good pick-me-up,
15:30or do you like picking up your food?
15:33Uh, picking up my food.
15:39All right.
15:40So, guys, I'm going to go ahead
15:41and tell you the name of the game,
15:42and then I'll tell you how to play it.
15:44The name you're playing, V,
15:45Eternal Grape in the game,
15:47and then I'll tell you how to play it.
15:49The name you're playing, V,
15:50Eternal Grape Chopstick Crash Versus Delight.
15:55All right.
15:56So, you guys have used chopsticks before, right?
15:59So, what you're going to do is,
16:00when we say 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go,
16:02you're going to take these chopsticks,
16:04and I really don't know how to use them,
16:05so I'll use two hands,
16:06and you're going to carry them over,
16:07oh, that's what I meant,
16:09over to this bowl, or your bowl.
16:11You each have your own bowl.
16:12Okay, whoever can get the most grapes transferred
16:15in 30 seconds will win.
16:17You guys have any questions?
16:18All right, do not pick up your chopsticks
16:20until we say go.
16:22Remember, this is a...
16:25hands-to-hands challenge!
16:27All right.
16:28Count me down, everybody.
16:29I want to hear this one extremely loud,
16:31and 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, go!
16:39So, guys, you all look great.
16:41Nice job, Nina.
16:42Nice job, Nina.
16:44We're going to open up our lines.
16:46Let's go.
16:47Go, Nina.
16:48Go, use two hands, use one.
16:49You're looking at me.
16:50You got 17 seconds, guys.
16:52The real challenge is doing great.
16:54The real challenge is stabbing them.
16:57She's stabbing them.
16:58I've never seen that technique before.
17:01She's using one chopstick and stabbing the grapes.
17:05Three seconds.
17:07One, go.
17:09Nice job, guys.
17:10I think that both those last two were fun.
17:12They're right at the buzzer.
17:13Let's just see how you did, Kimberly.
17:15All right, let's see.
17:17One, two, three, four.
17:19Great, great job.
17:20Let's just hang out right there.
17:22Come on up, Nina.
17:23Let's see how you did.
17:24You got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
17:27Awesome job, Nina.
17:28Let's come back.
17:31All right, so, Nina, you beat Kimberly for 250 points
17:34for the blue team.
17:35Awesome job.
17:36And six.
17:38You don't touch you also beat the wall for 300 more points.
17:42Nice job.
17:43Great try, guys.
17:44Once again, great achievement.
17:45Oh, yeah, give me some.
17:46Give me 15.
17:47Oh, yeah, that's good.
17:50All right, that was an awesome and most astonishing end
17:55to round number three.
17:56Right now the scores are going to remain the blue team
18:00with 850 points
18:04and the gold team with 200 points.
18:07Congratulations, blue team.
18:08You're going on to play in our ultimate showdown.
18:12Gold team, great try, guys.
18:14And you know what?
18:15You're all going to get some passes if you didn't land
18:17and you can all bring a friend for a fun showdown.
18:20Awesome.
18:21Nice.
18:23Blue team, you guys are going to go on, oh, yes,
18:27to play in our ultimate showdown.
18:29Congratulations.
18:33But first of all, you know what we have to do?
18:35Find out who you're playing against.
18:37May I please, please have the magic fishbowl?
18:41There it is.
18:43Give me the, give me the, give me the bowl.
18:48Geez.
18:49All right, here you go, here you go.
18:51Don't try it.
18:52All right, go, go.
18:53Ah, don't breathe.
18:54All right, and the lucky studio audience member is
18:59sitting in seat number 62, Jeff.
19:03Hey, Jeff.
19:04Hi, bud.
19:05All right.
19:07Hey, guys, don't go away for just a second.
19:09Jeff is going to go off the wall against all three members
19:13of the blue team in our ultimate showdown.
19:29Hey, we are back.
19:31Welcome back to Off the Wall, guys.
19:32I'm standing here with the blue team,
19:34and they are about ready to embark on the most important
19:36journey of their lives, our ultimate showdown.
19:45I love that part.
19:46You guys like that part?
19:47Yeah.
19:48Okay, cool.
19:49Just a second ago, Jeff was lucky enough to be picked
19:51out of the magic fishbowl.
19:56Now Jeff, who was a member of our studio audience
19:58just moments ago, is now the ultimate challenger who will
20:01be taking on all three players from the blue team
20:04at the same time.
20:08Jeff, are you ready?
20:10Yes, he is.
20:11Guys, follow me.
20:12We'll get you set up.
20:14Okay, ready.
20:15Walk gently, right behind the green line.
20:17Right behind that green line.
20:18Great, you guys are all set.
20:19Okay.
20:20So, now, you guys have played with watching string before,
20:24right?
20:25You know, that stuff at the parties when you kind of like
20:27take it and...
20:33That one works.
20:34There we go.
20:35And you kind of go like this.
20:39All right.
20:40Anyway, you guys are going to use this for a game that we call
20:42the Wacky String Race to Cup Collision.
20:51Okay, so what you have to do is you take your wacky string
20:54and you make sure you're behind the green line,
20:56point at these cups and try and knock them over.
20:59Whoever can knock down all the cups first is going to win.
21:03Do you guys have any questions?
21:05No.
21:06Okay.
21:07Let me go ahead and get you set up.
21:11All right.
21:12I'll work on this one.
21:13Everybody, count me down nice and loud.
21:15Here we go.
21:16And five, four, three, two, one, go.
21:23Keep going.
21:24Keep going.
21:25Keep going.
21:26If you run out, go to another one.
21:27If you run out, go to another one.
21:28All right.
21:29Oh, we have a winner.
21:30We have a winner.
21:31Hugo.
21:32You got a great name, Hugo.
21:33Hey, nice try back there, Jeff.
21:34We're going to give you some passes to Disneyland.
21:35You can go hang out, have a good time at the old Magic Kingdom.
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