The Stork Club
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00You
01:05In some folks in this world, they know exactly where they're going almost like they've got a compass
01:12Suppose in some ways they're lucky at least their head in some place
01:22Others they just sort of drift floating along like they're gonna stay young forever. That's fine, too
01:28Trouble is nothing's forever
01:48Thank you, darling, thank you very much
01:50All right
01:51Now for the last of our lovely hopefuls going for six months a free shoe rental here at Mumsy's Bowl-O-Rama
01:57Let's hear a wild and whopping welcome for Miss Rhonda
02:21I
02:37Anybody ever tell you getting cuter than your brother honey boy the pinball spray. I mean a pony boy
02:48Anybody with pants on your type of guy, huh?
02:51If we don't go now, we might lose the machine
03:21Oh
03:51Five bucks says hit you can be scored. I'm thinking the score with you
04:01It's like the monkeys are getting restless tonight
04:06Do that real good social your mama teach you that my mother walks on two legs
04:21Oh
04:52I
04:56Knew that double twist would get me into trouble
05:00So much pepper shoes, you never know personality counts too long cares. Anyhow, it's at mama
05:09Hey, I called you six times this week didn't you get any my messages
05:15And we've been busy I've got some friends waiting for me I have to go
05:21Look soda, you're trying to blame me. I'm not trying anything
05:26Rhonda soon, they're gonna announce the winner soon. Come on. Okay, I'll be right there
05:32Okay, you got no time to talk. Maybe you got time to read
05:35You
05:49Which tribes your favorite rocks or shells
05:53Ask me rocks no contest. I mean they kick tail but good who asked you just a friendly observation
06:02Yeah, my favorite part of the movie is the dialogue
06:05What dialogue didn't even have English back then? Yeah, but they grunted real special
06:11There were no cavemen when there were dinosaurs stupid, so
06:15Hey, I'm not a so sh
06:18I'm a rock
06:21So, uh, what do you say I'm gonna see a movie
06:25I've got the two bucks
06:28Since when the cavemen need money
06:36I
06:38Think it's just like John Wayne and Sansevier
06:41Two of us chucking grenades mowing people down fighting for freedom
06:46The good times roll. Don't you hit me at risk? Take a look at this deal
06:51Army's got a bunch of tough stuff we can do I say the hell with it. Let's do it
06:56Sure, soon as I finish changing this oil
06:59Talking about now Steve shoot. You're always the one talking about joining still am what's the big rush?
07:04What's the rush? What's the rush for your information? There's a war going on in Vietnam Steve. I thought you were patriotic
07:11What's the matter with you? You're 17 years old. It's not like the arm is closing up shop or anything
07:18It's one more year. What's one more year shoot one year too long
07:34I
07:45See cornstarch I see bacon soda. No, you can see fizzies. You know what? I don't see. Is this a pop quiz?
07:52Toilet paper, which if I remember correctly you were supposed to bring home
07:56Sorry
07:58Not sorry as I was I messed up Terry. We just forget it. Hey, hey, no picky
08:03That's why they've been a yesterday's paper
08:04You made your point soda bossing me around every second of the day. Like all I do is screw up
08:09I got news for you. Dari. You're not my mother. So get off my case
08:22Hey soda, what's doing?
08:27You okay
08:29Diaries ticked I
08:32Forgot the music rolls sounds like something I'd have done take
08:39I'm not mad at me. Are you know pony? I'm not mad at you. What is it soda?
08:45Man we can talk it out like we always do I was with this girl
08:53We fooled around
08:57Okay, well we went all the way
09:01Now she tells me she's pregnant
09:06Nobody's staring that happens all the time, don't it?
09:12Where is she that blonde girl from last night when I couldn't skate
09:22She runs with socials
09:26How do you know you're the father cuz I know pony I was her first, okay
09:32She's a good girl it just happened nobody's fault
09:40Beats the hell out of me. I know one thing's for sure. I'm not gonna tell Terry
10:02I
10:06You're kidding Rhonda Sue Phipps
10:09You knocked up one of the Sue Phipps great guys. Why don't you just announce it all over the loudspeaker? Why that's terrible
10:16Look at Elvis. He's going after Donna Reid's daughter. It's not like I wasn't careful
10:22She said she took precautions. Well, it's not your fault. Don't worry about it. I was with her for one week
10:28What allows you weep it's not supposed to happen that fast don't kiss her Elvis you don't want that spoiled chick
10:34Don't make yourself crazy. So there's a ways of handling this
10:39What do I spell it out to you no, I can't do that
10:43Why why because she's a nice girl. That's why so ain't they all I can't ask you to do anything like that
10:52Even if I did she would do it. Where's the old Elvis show some guts
10:58What's the harm in just putting it to her, huh? I mean, what's the worst that can happen? She says no one you gotta marry her
11:14That contest wasn't a put-up job, I don't know what is in that right boy
11:19That's right, baby girl who won she couldn't carry a tune in a bucket put your head up, huh?
11:25Now I'm not just saying that cuz Rhonda says my daughter she did skate like an angel
11:30Hey, you damn straight
11:31She had more personality and charm any girl there
11:35I'm not even her daddy
11:38Those rich girls probably half of them are sleeping with the judges. Oh, I'm sorry
11:46Won't we swing don't you worry
11:49Excuse me a second
11:52Honey I thought I told you I didn't want you going out with trash like that and I told you
12:08Mama's idea looks nice. Thanks
12:12Kiss you rabbit. I gave you
12:15Thanks to us
12:18Yeah, well, that's what I kind of want to talk to you about me too, I've been doing a lot of thinking
12:22We're both kind of really young soda. We have our whole lives ahead of us. I'm not ready to be a mother
12:31My sister knows his doctor
12:34Doctor
12:37I made up my mind
12:39I'm not having this baby
12:43And maybe you need some money
12:46Around $200. Hey, it's like you said
12:52We got a whole lives ahead of us
13:13What you doing, I'm sorry just
13:15I put on that girl's finger. No, I ain't putting on her finger. Why are you looking at it?
13:27Soda you're not thinking upon in it. Are you get off my back?
13:31You're gonna get rid of that baby, aren't you? It's not my fault. It's what the girl was
13:36Those operations aren't they dangerous
13:39She says she knows a doctor. Oh, I don't know pony. You're just a kid. You don't understand these things, man
13:44I understand one thing
13:47You're running scared and that's not you
13:50Pony boy one day. You're gonna stop dreaming and find out you got to do things. You don't want to like pony mama's ring
14:14I
14:36Had a little surprise for myself
14:39Soda ran smack into a brick wall. Never even saw it come to crease to her cell phone
14:44So to look if this is about the money, I won't be needing it now. Oh
14:48Is that a fact?
14:50Changed my mind. It's not my face up to what happened. So you told Brian
14:54Man, you had me jumping through hoops like a training seal and the whole time you didn't even know whose baby it was
15:02To what more of your lies
15:04What do I look like a guy with a sign around my neck saying take me I'm a sucker
15:08I'm sorry, I shouldn't have come to you. Well, maybe I was a sucker
15:12But I got smart in a real hair. That's why I went to Brian. He's rich. He can afford it
15:16So you did sleep with them
15:18Charging for that
15:21And what about you soda
15:23You slept with me once and you told me it meant something
15:26The next day you froze me out like I wasn't even alive
15:30This Brian at least Brian what did he pawn his mom's ring the heat tell me I
15:42Never meant to hurt you I swear
15:45I never meant to hurt anybody
15:47Like when you told me I was your first
15:50You were my first
15:52Don't expect you to believe that now good because I don't
15:56So just save these tears for someone else
16:00This town is full of suckers
16:14What are you doing to your eyes
16:18Can a person put on eyeliner
16:21Hey, no, you look great
16:23Just that I've never seen you doing that stuff before doing a lot of things. I've never done before
16:30Still hanging out with that creep, huh? Bobby Dean's not a creep
16:34Takes me to the movies. He buys me popcorn. As a matter of fact, he's taking me to a pool party tonight
16:41Telling you he's bad news
16:43Why cuz he made fun of your name?
16:45Cuz he's not one of us
16:47Bobby Dean's not embarrassed to be seen with me
16:51He cares about me
16:53Look I don't want you going to that pool party tonight
16:57Guys like Bobby Dean, they got a one-track mind
17:01You're jealous
17:05And it doesn't matter does it
17:07I'm not
17:09Honest
17:19Hey, check out in a marker over there
17:21Oh
17:23Look at his butt
17:26Look at his butt right here. Oh forget the movie, baby. Your lover boy sitting right here. Hey, cool, too
17:32Bitch, you might hear you. That's the idea. I mean it baby. I'm fuel injecting
17:37Whole system's going
17:43This my luck, beating to the punch
17:51You know what, you bitch, you talk too much
17:56I was just talking since when did that hurt anybody? Never did but this will
18:02Don't you help me
18:16Talk to her
18:20Yeah, I talked to her
18:23I should have heard me man called every name in the book and then some
18:30Now she just stood there taking it never said a word women, huh? Yeah
18:41The thing is when I was laying into her I thought it was gonna make me feel better
18:49It didn't though
18:53No better at all funny, isn't it?
19:08What the hell sure look out now, right
19:23Oh
19:36Yeah, it's got where you going
19:38Fun is just beginning
19:40My old man. I don't want him tearing into me. Come on since when does he give two dudes?
19:46Look, it's about Debbie back there. Who knows we're practically scratching. I
19:51Don't want you to go
19:55You're different from the others
19:58Mean weird
20:01I mean special
20:04You
20:17How was she Bobby Dean
20:19tastes different
20:21My turn now says you lay off
20:24Come on, guys. I always wanted a little lip lock. Yeah, I never kissed a greaser girl before
20:33I
20:39Saw her back yet. Nope got a test one
20:56Remember that time mom hit me with this
20:59She cut me with it
21:01Right across the cheek
21:07She didn't mean to though she wanted to know where the money in a cookie jar was
21:15Dad took it told me not to tell her
21:20So I clammed up that's when she whacked me just then dad walks in with the birthday cake
21:32I had realized just what happened. She started crying
21:42First birthday she's ever had
21:57He always did like the icing best
22:31I
22:35Know right
22:38Look if you were sleeping I could take a rain check
22:42You're on your eyes stuffs all runny
22:45Yeah, well, I was trying to wipe it off. I
22:50Didn't like it to start with anyway
22:53You hate me, right?
22:55No, I don't hate you Scout. Well, then I hate myself double
23:02I'm about your party. Where's your friend? What friend? I don't have any friends
23:10Needs them anyway
23:12All they do is let you down
23:16It's okay you get used to it
23:20First you pretend it doesn't hurt
23:23After a while you start believing it
23:27You don't need anyone
23:31You got yourself and that's just fine
23:37You don't mind being alone
23:41Hey Scout
23:44Not alone
23:48Got me don't you
23:51Hey, what are you doing here? You are escape this prison. I'm here to see someone today. Oh
24:02I need to talk to you
24:05Nothing left to say you said it all no one apology won't mean much not now
24:08Anyways, it's a terrible things to me not to defending what I did. I was hurt
24:13I was hurt I was hurt
24:15So I heard you back
24:17For what it's worth, I'm sorry
24:19I'm late I gotta go
24:21Look see
24:23What I'm trying to say here is
24:25I don't care whose baby it is
24:27Mine, Brian's
24:29It makes no difference
24:33I know how it feels to be alone
24:35I don't care
24:37I don't care
24:39I don't care
24:41I don't care
24:43I don't know
24:45Not having anyone to care for you
24:47But I am old
24:51No you are not
24:53I'm here for you baby
24:55I'm here
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25:27If you're about to marry a mafia princess, and you're getting cold feet,
25:31it's good to know you have a best man like Booker.
25:34Richard Grieco stars in an all-new episode of Booker,
25:38at his new time, later tonight, following Open House.
25:41Now, stay tuned for a special one-hour of America's Most Wanted, next.
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